I want to send you red roses

As soon as the river carp raised its head, its neck creaked strangely. It didn't look like it was broken somewhere, but it couldn't be twisted for a while, but the range of motion was reduced to within ten degrees, just like a lump of wood stuck on a stake. .

In fact, she knew that such a skill was the special skill of Yu Tang, an uncle in the past. Just touch the big vertebra on the back of your neck and twist it lightly, and you will neither lose your head nor be short of breath, but within three days it will be like It's like a stiff neck, and I can't live in peace all the time!

As for Yu Tang, he was definitely a senior gifted student in the past, he could sit and brainwash people and never stand up, he could speak softly and never make people cry loudly, I don’t know when he formed his own behavior The wind of the wild road.

Jiang Li was so angry that he was dying, but he didn't dare to bark his teeth at her.Because Yu Tang learned more than this trick from her crooked uncle Shishu. As long as she is willing, she can make any bone in your body feel uncomfortable at any time. The time ranges from 5 minutes to half a month. wait.

Duan Tingxi didn't know what to do, and gave Jiang Li a mocking look.

Lin Xiyue, who had roughly wiped off the water on her face, also walked over holding the phone, and shook Duan Tingqi: "1000 yuan is transferred to you."

Duan Tingqi raised his eyebrows, hung the towel around his neck with both hands, looked down at Yu Tang's hand thoughtfully, looked up at her and said, "Come with me, I'll take you to eat something delicious. "

Although Yu Tang was a little surprised at the fact that "Duan Tingxi is interested in taking her to eat delicious food", but what he blurted out was: "Didn't you say that if you win 1000 yuan, you will give it to me?"

"Did I say I spent the 1000 yuan on delicious food?" Duan Tingxi teased her.

Yu Tang: "..." I always feel like I've gone out of my way again.

But she didn't forget that she was still waiting for Song Duan, so she thought about it for a while, and Duan Tingxi noticed it immediately, and suddenly said, "Is there something wrong?"

Yu Tang nodded: "I originally came here to wait for a friend to get off work, not to swim."

Duan Tingxi sighed and nodded: "Forget it."

Yu Tang: "..."

Forget it...forget it again, instead of "then next time" or "then there is a chance".

The last time, seven or eight days ago, happened to be the anniversary of the death of Duan Tingxi's great-great-grandfather. After Yu Tang expressed his intention to go to pay respects together, Duan Tingxi thought for a long time before reluctantly nodding his head in agreement.

Yu Tang thinks this way: Duan Tingxi's great-great-grandfather's generation still lived in the Qing Dynasty, and experienced the most chaotic time in the late Qing Dynasty and early Republic of China. Their actions were far less low-key and scrupulous than those in the martial arts today. As a person, he must have had a reputation.

It's a pity... Maybe God was covering Duan Tingxi's vest. Just when they were all packed up and got into the car, Yu Tang received an urgent mission from Lu Qinhe on the phone, so he missed the ceremony of lifting the vest. .Later, Duan Tingxi acted as if he had missed it, and had no plans to take Yu Tang to the cemetery anymore.

Of course, it's not that she didn't suspect that Lu Qinhe's phone call at that time was deliberately operated in secret by this person.

Yu Tang confusedly withdrew his thoughts of running away, turned his head and asked Jiang Li, "What time does Song Duan get off work?"

Jiang Li glanced at the time: "There is still more than an hour."

Yu Tang then said: "Then let's have dinner together."

Duan Tingxi and Jiang Li said in unison: "No."

Yu Tang: "..."

She was quiet for two seconds, and asked earnestly, "What's wrong with you two?"

Duan Tingxi brushed her hair peacefully, as if it was not worth talking about.On the other hand, Jiang Li let out a hehe, and said very arrogantly: "There is nothing wrong with it, it's just that I unilaterally dragged her into the top rank of our company's business blacklist."

What is this?Jiang Li's normal sideline business is running an educational institution, and Duan Tingxi obviously has nothing to do with it.Unscrupulous business is "picking people's underwear, checking people's privacy", this Yu Tang is very clear.

So she looked at Duan Tingqi in surprise, and asked Jiang Li: "What did she check with you before?"

"Check whether the legal person and director of a listed company has concealed the history of mental illness? Check whether the product screen used by a mobile phone manufacturer has been replaced with illegally imported American Gorilla Glass?? Check a senior official of the Ministry of Land and Resources Have you had an affair with your sister-in-law and maintained a long-term improper relationship!"

Yu Tang: "..."

Jiang Li was very angry when he said this: "How can I know everything about taking off my pants? My disciples don't sell condoms either!"

Duan Tingqi looked like it was a problem with your ability, and said pragmatically: "This shows that you still have room for development."

"Get off... get off! You are the one who has been permanently blocked!! We will not serve you even if we develop!" Jiang Li was angry, and glared at Duan Tingqi: "The problem is that the one who refused her to place an order Since a period of time, our company's orders and reputation have plummeted!"

Duan Tingqi glanced at her coolly: "I didn't do it."

Yu Tang: "..."

Jiang Li: "I believe you?"

Duan Tingxi looked at me as if I was too lazy to care about you, turned around and left with a towel on.

Yu Tang: "..."

She was actually at a loss.

But after looking at Lin Xiyue, she decisively said to Jiang Li: "Anyway, I can't swim, and I have nothing to ask Song Duan. You two should play together first, and then tell Song Duan, next time you have time have a meal together."

After she finished speaking, she returned to the locker room, and 2 minutes later, she was waiting in the rest area where she had to pass when going out—that is, where Duan Tingqi was sitting just now.

Another 2 minutes later, Duan Tingqi came out after packing up, carrying a bag in his hand, his hair was loosely loose, and it could be seen that it was only roughly blown, and it was very fluffy.

Yu Tang stood up, and waited until she was very close before putting his hand and mobile phone in his pocket, "Hmm... what are you going to eat?"

Duan Tingxi stared at her face without saying a word for a long time, then suddenly laughed, lightly pressed Yu Tang's shoulder with two fingers and turned half a circle, facing a reflective ridge on the glass door.

Yu Tang lifted his eyelids, looking at the face that he forgot to wipe off... Mmm, "I'm going to buy a bottle of water."

"No need." Duan Tingqi had already taken out a pack of wet tissues, and hooked Yu Tang in front of him, "Don't move, this one is easy to wipe."

Her hands were a little cold, but her movements were very light. When she was very close, she could smell a soft and warm floral fragrance.

Just touching Yu Tang's face, Duan Tingxi thought about it again, took a step back, quickly took out his phone, and took a quick photo of her face.

Yu Tang: "...What are you shooting, is it good?"

"No, it's ugly, I'll save it to hack you later."

"..." Yu Tang glanced at her from a close distance, let her wipe her face and asked, "I heard that you bought a dozen pots from Grandpa Zhang a few days ago."

Duan Tingqi hummed: "Give it to a colleague."

Yu Tang: "...Your company still has this kind of benefits? And it also gives you a big iron pot, is it so trendy?"

"Sent in my own name." Duan Tingxi wiped her face with a wet tissue, then switched to a dry tissue and wiped it again, turning her gaze back to her eyes, "Isn't this a normal operation? , who is willing to work hard for you if you are dragged like two to five to eighty thousand all day long."

Yu Tang's eyes are really the kind of eyes that are very provocative at first glance, not charming at all, but unexpectedly attractive, Duan Tingxi will quickly move away every time he looks at it.She lowered her head and folded the used paper into squares, then put it back into the empty paper bag.

"I give them gifts from time to time, so I have to move a stool and sit among them all day long, listen to them chatting about bangzi, drink milk tea with them, and look like I have integrated into their daily life. This is actually a more efficient way."

"Let's go." Duan Tingxi picked up the bag and pushed open the door, "They may not like that pot much, but they will definitely receive what I want to express. The same is true between people, you sometimes do it Some things are not necessarily pleasing, and the boss may not have the patience to listen to what you say bluntly, but the other party can actually feel your kindness—not to mention that Grandpa Zhang’s big iron pot is really good and very practical. "

"..." Yu Tang paused for a while on the doorknob, blinked thoughtfully, and asked, "Do you want to take a taxi?"

"Let's go," Duan Tingqi looked up at the still shady sky, "It's not far, it's right in front of you. I'm also near here, so I just remembered this small noodle shop."

"Noodle shop?" Yu Tang turned his head to look at her, "Doesn't it mean you don't like noodles?"

"That's because it's hard to make delicious noodles. The ones I've eaten are all average, but the two old couples in this restaurant are very good at cooking. It's an ancestral noodle soup restaurant."

Yu Tang: "..."

It was the first time she had seen someone speak so freshly and confidently when she was picky.

So Duan Tingxi, no matter how low-key and easy to get along with, he was raised according to the standard of "Miss Noble".Even if she just eats a bowl of noodles, she should be quite different from ordinary people.

The two figures walked side by side under the long tree-shaded avenue, and Yu Tang slowly looked away from Duan Tingxi's profile.

This ancestral noodle soup restaurant is opened in a two-sided alley. The entrance is small, but the interior space is very spacious.The moon gate was opened in the courtyard, and willows were planted. In the middle, there was a rockery piled up with turtle stones and moss clothes.

Sure enough, what Duan Tingxi was thinking about was not a simple four tables, eight benches, and a room inside and out.

As soon as the two of them walked through the double-opening moon gate, there was a little girl dressed as a gatekeeper at the gate, winking at Duan Tingxi, and then gestured with crooked eyes.

The little girl looks dumb, but she knows Duan Tingxi.Duan Tingxi also nodded to her, just about to say something, the little girl has already poured two bowls of hot tea and handed them to them according to the noodle shop's practice.

Yu Tang didn't know what it was, so he didn't move for a while, looking at Duan Tingxi.Duan Tingxi brought the tea bowl to the tip of his nose calmly and familiarly, and after smelling it, he said, "This time is the 40-year-old Qimen Meng'er."

The little girl gave Duan Tingxi a thumbs up, and then looked at Yu Tang expectantly.

Yu Tang didn't have much experience in appreciating famous teas, so he could only pretend to be admiring, and brought the tea bowl to his mouth to take a sip.

"Hey……"

Tea is good tea, but water is literally boiling water.And because the tea bowl used was mixed with ice porcelain, Yu Tang didn't feel it at all just now, and coughed hotly.

The little girl also stared wide-eyed, and hurriedly made a gesture that no one could understand.

Fortunately, Yu Tang stopped immediately after taking a sip. The big thing was nothing serious, but his mouth was burning a little, and he felt his breathing was hot.

Duan Tingqi took the teacup in her hand, held her chin with the other hand, squeezed her chin with his fingertips, looked at it carefully, and said with a vague smile: "You are really..."

She didn't say what it was, but Yu Tang blinked innocently, feeling an inexplicable unease.

"It's nothing," Duan Tingxi comforted the little girl, "Just bring her a small bowl of ice cubes."

The little girl ran down immediately, and Duan Tingxi took Yu Tang into the small building in the courtyard with ease, and sat on the open-air balcony on the second floor with the best environment.

After Yu Tang had an ice cube in his mouth, he felt much better instantly. Duan Tingxi supported his head and laughed, and said with a glass of water in his hand, "This small noodle restaurant was handed down from the reign of Tang Yonghui. The habit of looking at tea at the door. All the expensive and famous teas used are tens and hundreds of years old, and people who understand tea are served as VIPs.

Yu Tang also traveled all over the world and drank a few sips of water, but he was really unrefined to this point, it can be said that his ideological realm could not be reached.And just one "door inspection" is so foreign-style, I don't know what kind of palace-level noodles are served.

At this time, the waiter dressed as the second-hander in the ancient times had already presented four plates of appetizers, and greeted Duan Tingqi familiarly, saying to her embarrassedly: "It's a coincidence that you came today, Uncle Wu I went out in the afternoon, and I haven’t come back yet. It’s just that there are noodles and soup bases left by him in the kitchen. If you are not in a hurry, you can wait for him to come back. If you are in a hurry, can we make it for you right away?”

The roots of Yu Tang's ears twitched slightly when he heard the surname "Wu".

When eating noodles, the most important thing is the soup base and the strength. Although the cooking time is different according to different people, it is only second to the end.Duan Tingxi didn't care, nodded and said, "Let's order now, two bowls of chopped fish balls with green onion."

"Okay." The waiter immediately withdrew.

But just as the door was closed, it was pushed back like a spring, and the voice of "Uncle Wu, you are back" came from the door.

"Don't leave the face first, wait for me to do it myself."

The one called Uncle Wu was an old man in his fifties. He was dressed in a dusty body, with a fluffy face, and his whole body showed a slovenliness that didn't match his delicate noodle shop at all.

But as soon as he entered the door, he almost bowed to the ground, and then not only said various words of thanks to Duan Tingxi that Yu Tang could not understand, but also heard that Yu Tang was Duan Tingxi who brought noodles for him as a family member. After the person behind him, he shook her hand in surprise, and warmly thanked Yu Tang together.

If Duan Tingxi hadn't stopped him, it would seem that he would have to kneel down and bow down.

"..." Yu Tang was thanked so much by him that he really didn't dare to take the lead, so he hurriedly looked to the side, and asked with eyes full of bewilderment: "What, what's going on here?"