You used to be far away from my sight

Speaking of the reason why old man Lu did this, it goes back to last Monday.

Because of the failed attempts to be killed for several days in a row, Gu Yuan's anger reached the peak of a breakthrough, and he was only a short distance away from becoming the God of Vulcan.

Wei Zheng, who was on the sidelines, was neither sitting nor standing, nor was he far away, nor was he close.In the past, he could still take advantage of it, but now he hasn't touched Gu Yuan for several days.

There is no progress in love.

So Weizheng squatted in the corner of the stairs in despair, raised his dejected face, took out his mobile phone, and entered the password: 1212.

The wallpaper is still the same photo, colorful lights, and Gu Yuan who is full of piss.

He stared at the wallpaper in a daze.

Even the old man Lu didn't know that he was passing by.

At that time, old man Lu knew it well.

I have to say that the eyes of the older generation are really poisonous.

"Students, we can't have absolute prejudice against anything. Prejudice can make people narrow-minded and stupid. We must have the courage to accept new things and new ideas. Even if you don't like it, you can't deny it." The podium is full of voice and emotion.

Old man Lu's encouragement moved Wei Zheng to tears and runny noses, who would have thought that he would pour a pot of cold water on Wei Zheng with a single sentence.

"But" Old Man Lu paused after speaking.

When Wei Zheng heard these two words, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

"When it comes to liking this kind of thing, no one likes people who are not excellent. Even if he likes them, he still likes those who are already excellent or who are working hard on the road to becoming excellent." Old man Lu said, "You really think that there will be people who like it." poor dick"

Wei Zheng: "..." What a detour you have made.

What Wei Zheng didn't say was preempted by Duan Xiaodong: "To put it bluntly, let us study hard, and subvert the three views. Can you subvert the three views of learning and support us not to study?"

"Why are you so mean?" Old man Lu came down from the podium, came to Duan Xiaodong's side, stretched out his hand and twisted his waist.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Duan Xiaodong's scream was so loud that the next class could hear it.

Old man Lu's detrimental tricks are either punished for writing or pinching people.

Gu Yuan: Let's restrain ourselves in front of Old Man Lu from now on.

Gu Yuan, who has never restrained his temper in his life, actually came up with such an idea under the majestic intimidation of Old Man Lu.

incredible!

After gossiping for half a class, old man Lu finally returned to the regular class, but there was a process before that - find someone to recite the text.

"Wei Zheng, memorize the Fu of Chibi." Old man Lu took a step forward, came to Wei Zheng's side, and patted Wei Zheng's shoulder.

"I've memorized this." Wei Zheng stood up and began to recite fluently, "In the autumn of Renxu, at the end of July, Su Zi and his guests went boating under the Red Cliff..."

After reciting, Wei Zheng looked at old man Lu triumphantly.

"One more time to assassinate the King of Qin with Jing Ke on your back," Old Man Lu said.

"Ah?" Wei Zheng had a bitter face, "Why do I have to recite two?"

"It's been changed this week. Chibi Fu was last week, and you haven't memorized it for a week after asking the question." Old man Lu said of course.

"Then you can't ask me alone for two weeks." Wei Zheng's suffering is hard to tell.

"Who are you blaming for not memorizing it?" Old man Lu looked at Wei Zheng with contempt.

Wei Zheng clearly felt a skinny hand reaching out to his waist, he twisted his buttocks to hide, but he couldn't escape in the end.

"Ahahahaha" Wei Zheng has a problem, when he is pinched, he laughs with tears in his eyes.

"This meat is quite solid. I have been exercising a lot. It's hard. Let's eat it again." Old man Lu was addicted to pinching.

"Ahahahaha" Wei Zheng couldn't help laughing again.

"Oh, are you still laughing? It doesn't hurt." Old man Lu came again.

Old man Lu likes to pinch people in the same place, and Wei Zheng was pinched three times in the same place he was pinched for a week.It must have turned purple.

Wei Zheng even wanted to die.

Gu Yuan's hoarse and deep voice was like a thunderbolt exploding in the gray sky. From then on, the dawn came and the darkness dissipated: "I will accompany you to recite the text."

"Brother Yuan, let me tell you the truth, it's not that I don't recite it, it's that I really can't recite it." Wei Zheng said, "By the way, Brother Yuan, I plan to borrow a set of props and costumes and pretend to be a fortune teller to promote our supernatural society. what do you think?"

"I think you should go out wearing a bunny girl outfit, Baoding will attract a lot of people" Gu Yuan joked casually.

"Brother Yuan, you want me... to sacrifice my body" Wei Zheng pretended to sob twice, "No, I only belong to Brother Yuan, I will not entrust others"

After the show was over, Wei Zheng immediately changed his face: "But if Brother Yuan wants to watch it, I can just wear it for Brother Yuan to watch alone."

"I don't want to watch it." Gu Yuan was speechless.

A few simple conversations shattered Wei Zheng's propaganda plan.

Wei Zheng thought that it would be like in the anime, with many incidents waiting for them to solve every day, as if the whole world was waiting for them to save, but in the end, except for He Chujing's commission, there was no commission.

Inexplicably, he also got into a murderous disaster.

This first step to save the world has not yet been taken, and it will be blocked.

It's really worse than Dou E.

Coincidentally, today I received a request from Qiang Zi.

Wei Zheng looked at the little girl in front of him and Qiang Zi, who was not a good bird at first glance, and raised his eyebrows: "Yo, okay, you"

"It's okay, it's okay." Qiangzi scratched his head, seeming a little shy.

"Tell me how you got it." Wei Zheng put Qiang Zi on the shoulder and pulled him aside.

"Actually, it's nothing. She lives next door to my house. That night she broke up in love and howled very loudly. When I was woken up, I stood on the balcony and said: 'I want to die or live for a man. If you really lack a man My friend came to me'" Qiangzi said, "I never thought she would take it seriously, she really came to me the next day"

"Could it be that stupid people are really lucky, should I be a little bit stupid?" Wei Zheng said to himself.

Remembering that Qiangzi took off his pants to urinate in public because of the goddess' pissing to reflect his virtue, and even urinated on the goddess' feet, Wei Zheng still takes this incident as a joke.

Of course, among Qiangzi's deeds, the most legendary is not this incident, but the story of when he became famous.

In junior high school, Qiangzi's father was arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking with a gun, and was released a few days later.

Because of this, Qiangzi went further and further on the road of gangsters. Everyone believed in his gangster background, and what's more, they believed that his father had gangster forces that could control the police station.

But the truth is that the criminal dialed the wrong number to his dad's cell phone.

According to Qiangzi, his father once received a phone call, and the other party called him "Second Brother".

It happened that his father was the second child, and others often called him second brother, so his father naturally said "Hey", but the other party hung up the phone immediately.

That night, at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, a group of special police officers broke in, surrounded the sleeping family, and pointed guns at them.

Later, the police found out that the criminal with a gun and drug trafficking made the wrong call.