[Seventh Five-Year] Great Song Small Landlord

"Where does it hurt?" When everyone heard this, their hearts were about to break. They were afraid of melting in their mouths. When did the little ancestors in their hands suffer from this kind of suffering?

"Face, and ears, grandpa, am I disfigured?" Pang Yu almost couldn't help but want to cry, probably as the person becomes smaller, the mind also becomes smaller, it must be like this.

"It's not disfigured." Old Xue only felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, and he tried his best not to raise the corners of his mouth, otherwise the good grandson would definitely cry for him.

"Then why does it hurt?" Pang Yu looked at his grandpa with big wet eyes and asked.

"You should have hit your face. As for your ears, it's because you were pierced twice." Mr. Xue said honestly.

You... have... two... pierced ears!

Nani! ! !

What the hell are pierced ears!

Peat kidnapper, do you want to act so realistically!

It's fine to dress him up as a girl, but he even pierced his ears twice!

explain!Do you want to die!

Whatever he wants to die, he will definitely do it!

Dividing the body by five horses is still a thousand cuts!

"It's okay, it's okay, the kidnapper lost a pair of silver earrings." Seeing Pang Yu's sad face, Xiaomei quickly comforted him.

Xiaomei, are you serious?

Is the Lord the one who lacks the pair of silver earrings?Yeah!

Blood spurting, if he is a big guy in women's clothing, he doesn't have any gems, silver earrings, bah, rare!

"Turn back and kill him." Zhao Yunhao said forcefully from the side.

That's so domineering!right!kill!

Is this a murder...

Seeing his women's clothing, everyone wants to kill their mouths and swell...

Glancing at my family, it seems that there is no way to silence it, and my heart is tired.

"My lord, don't be sad, you look even more beautiful than Sister Yu back then." Xiaomei felt that her lord's dress was quite novel, and said with a smile.

"Really?" Pang Yu was holding back the tears that were about to come out, at least he was pretty.

"It's absolutely true. If you don't believe me, let's ask Sister Yu to come back and have a look, and let her talk about it." Xiaomei said very pertinently.

"No, there's no need..." Pang Yuheixian, who wants to ask my sister to come back to see his women's clothing!

Thanks to the absence of mobile phones and video connections in this era, otherwise Xiaomei would definitely be, heartbroken...

"Mother! Daddy! Has Yu'er been found?" At this moment, Pang Yu's voice sounded in Pang's mansion, and Pang Yu was in a bad mood.

"It's Sister Yu!" Xiaomei called out loudly when she heard it, "Sister Yu, the young master has returned."

"Yu, Yu'er?" As soon as Pang Yu stepped into Pang Yu's room, she was stunned and stared at Pang Yu in a daze.

"I can explain..." Pang Yu really wanted to tell his elder sister, elder sister!We really have no interest in women's clothing!

"So cute! I've always wanted a younger sister!" Pang Yu has already pounced on her, burying her chest fiercely!

The long-lost...buried chest...

Dying to die!Stuffy!

"Young brother Yu's girls are also very cute." Zhao Zhen followed slowly behind and said with a smile.

Let him explode immediately on the spot!Why even Zhao Zhen is here!

Is this home too tidy?One more uncle will be full, okay?

"How is Yu'er?" Bao Zheng also came to Pang's mansion at this time, and under the guidance of his servants, he came to Pang Yu's room. Of course, he also saw Pang Yu's attire.

Is he a crow's mouth?what to say...

No, he was just thinking about it. Can't even think about it these days?

"Who is this?" Bao Zheng asked suspiciously, seeing Pang Yu hugging a well-behaved female doll, but not seeing Pang Yu.

"Uncle, this is Yu'er." Pang Yu blinked his eyes so that Bao Zheng could see Pang Yu's face clearly. Someone just wanted to die on the spot!

"Yu'er?" Bao Zheng saw that it was really Pang Yu's face, but there was some rouge and gouache on his face, so he subconsciously thought it was a girl.

"Yes, the thief dressed Pang Yu as a girl and wanted to escape from Bianjing. Fortunately, the guards at the gate of the city found him and stopped him, so we rescued him." Zhao Yunhao nodded and said, "This time Di Qing General, you deserve a lot of credit."

"It seems that the entry and exit of the imperial city must be stricter." Bao Zheng said with a serious expression.

"General Di Qing is indeed a good man." Zhao Zhen couldn't help admiring, but he was the one he was eyeing to marry the princess.

It must be good, if General Di Qing didn't show up in time, Pang Yu felt that he was going to be cold, otherwise, when Zhao Yunhao arrived, his tied carriage might pass through the city gate.

After all, everyone knows the martial arts of guarding the city gate, so it should be paid out of their own pockets to upgrade the handyman guarding the city?

Anyway, he is also a handyman guarding the capital. If he is too scumbag, he will always feel unreliable.

And it is necessary to mention to the emperor that it is not only the ministers who are treated well, but the treatment of small servants should also be improved.

Most importantly, this handyman is really awesome!Must be rewarded!

Even if Pang Yu paid for it himself, he would also reward all the handymen who were present that day.

Naturally, Zhao Zhen would not refuse Pang Yi's money to reward the guards who stopped the kidnappers in time, and even more severely punished the guy who dared to kidnap Pang Yu.

Now Pang Yu is not only helping to research the existence of Da Song's ultimate weapon, but also Da Song's pocketbook.

Moreover, there are really not many capable people in the Great Song Dynasty. Who doesn't know that King Xu and Zhao Yunhao protected Pang Yu a lot, and this time he suffered so much.

Zhao Zhen felt that it was really right for his imperial brother to get that Jinyiwei, they just need more eyes and ears, otherwise anyone can step on them, really think they are made of mud?

He is the emperor with the best temper since the founding of the Song Dynasty, but it does not mean that he has no temper. Anyone who steps on his bottom line is not allowed to continue to exist!

If it's really so soft, I'm afraid I won't be able to sit firmly on the dragon chair under my buttocks.

Of course, if the emperor is willing to accept, he is also willing to abdicate, emperor!Ask for a chance to abdicate!

After changing back into men's clothes and wiping off the rouge, Pang Yu touched the pierced ears and the pouch on his forehead. He must avenge this revenge!

With the equipment ready, Pang Yu went to Xu Wang's mansion. In fact, he entered from one end of the courtyard to the other. Anyway, he wanted to follow Zhao Yunhao to interrogate people!

He even prepared supper this time, that's right, he's going to fight these guys to death!

As for the reward, Xue Liang has already been asked to prepare, and by the way, the great-grandfather is also asked to study the method of restraining the drug, seeing that he must not fall into the same pit twice.

Pang Yu's shortcoming is that he can't practice martial arts. Otherwise, there are so many masters around him who can practice martial arts, and those three still want to arrest him?

The first time he met him, he was killed by Pang Yu!

He left behind a black history, thanks to his camera not being taken out, otherwise... luckily!

Maybe the camera can be later, he thinks, this will not be the last time, in fact, after he got out the cannon, Pang Yu had a hunch, maybe someone would regard him as a target.

After all, their research on artillery is completely hidden now. Ordinary people can't know about artillery from any channel. Only him is not as strict as imagined. He followed two hidden guards with him, and then removed Xue Liang.

He was just an ordinary kid who didn't know martial arts, couldn't run fast, and couldn't jump high, so he was the easiest target.

Really think he is easy to bully, right?

"Let go of my wife!" The kidnapper, who was tied up and unable to move, actually wanted to rescue his wife, and he really sighed and asked what love is in the world.

Bah, you knew why you did it today!

"Tell me, what is the purpose of kidnapping me?" Pang Yu sat on the chair, looking at the three of them hung on the shelf like sausages, and said.

"Why, why, we just want to steal you to sell some silver flowers because you look good." The man said directly pretending to be confused, as if Pang Yu in front of him was a nine-year-old mentally handicapped.

"I was admitted to Jinshi at the age of eight, and was granted the status of Jinshi by the government. It's not for you to think I'm a fool." Pang Yu pointed at the tip of his nose. If he didn't have something in his hand, he would definitely throw it over and let him know what it was. It's called Hua'er, why is it so red!

"That's right, our Young Master Yu is something that a reckless man like you can fool around." The dark guard couldn't help erupting.

"If you don't cooperate, I don't guarantee what I will do." Pang Yu threatened directly, and there was no room for maneuver.

"What are you going to do, let go of my wife, it has nothing to do with her, if you want to fight, hit us two brothers!" The man gritted his teeth, and was about to let the woman escape with her head.

Really, really take him for a fool?

"Oh? It has nothing to do with her? She didn't poke these two holes, you poked them." Pang Yu smiled and pointed to the two unhealed wounds on his ears, which were in his heart. Poke the hole!

"Eh..." The two men were stunned. Thinking back at that time, it was really that woman's slut who pierced the little guy's ears. What should I do if I suddenly don't want to take the blame?

"Are you trying to take revenge for poking two small eyes?" the woman asked suddenly.

"Of course, I'm an imposing man, and I got two holes poked out, so I can't take revenge?" That's right, revenge must be revenged!

"What are you going to do?" The woman glanced at Pang Yu and said, is it possible to poke a few more piercings in her ears?

"An eye for an eye!" Pang Yu grinned, "A tooth for a tooth!"

"Ah!" The male kidnapper next to the woman screamed, almost crying, "She poked your ear piercing, why are you piercing me!"

Well, he just had the needles soaked in salt water, and the needles are not the kind used to pierce ears.

"Isn't she your wife?" Pang Yu said innocently, resting his cheek.

"Yes..." How could he have done all the piercings before he regretted it?

"Put him on the other side as well." Pang Yu said with a happy smile when he saw that this man still wanted to grit his teeth. He just likes this kind of stubbornness.

"Here!" The subordinates immediately started another ear piercing project.

"Scholars can't be humiliated!" The man gritted his teeth and roared, but it was a pity that it was a scream later, "Ah!!"

"Don't forget, I asked Jubaolou to wear the earrings for him." Pang Yu said with a smile. Of course, such a big pierced ear should be matched with special earrings. Otherwise, how could he be worthy of the silver earrings they gave him? And he is very generous, they gave him silver ones, he gave them gold ones, wear them, you are welcome.

Hehe, you actually told him that a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Why didn't you say that when you humiliated him!

"Here!" Soon someone brought up the specially made earrings and stuffed them into the man's newly pierced ears.

"Ahhh!" The screams continued.

"Is there anything you want to say now? In fact, it's better if you don't say anything, so I can play longer." Pang Yu said happily.

"I, I have nothing to say." The man was tortured so much that his teeth were still chattering.

"By the way, he did it too." Pang Yu pointed at that person and gave orders as if he just remembered that there was another person.

"Why do I have to be stabbed? I have nothing to do with her!" The man struggled violently, only a fool would be willing to be stabbed, and seeing that all happened, his heart trembled, this child must be a devil!

"Isn't she your sister-in-law?" Pang Yu glanced at him and said, "It's your sister-in-law, of course we want to be together, and the whole family needs to be tidy."

"Fucking sister-in-law, he and I are not brothers." The man shouted in panic.

"So the relationship between the two of you is fake. Is there a possibility that you are not husband and wife?" Pang Yu turned his head and asked.

"Then you guessed wrong. They are indeed a husband and wife relationship, but they are a dewy couple." The man laughed and said, which was full of sarcasm.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" The tortured man yelled at him, it seemed that he had regained some strength.

"Cui is the master's woman. After letting you sleep a few times, you really consider yourself her husband?" The man continued to break the news loudly before he finished speaking.

The relationship in your circle is really chaotic...

But the gossip is still very good, continue to continue.

"Then who is her master?" Pang Yu interjected and asked softly.

"Isn't that her master... Do you think I'll say it? Stop dreaming!" The man quickly came to his senses and said viciously.

"Really, I'm helpless if I have to use the ultimate method." Pang Yu thought that this person would slip up, but he didn't, so disappointed.

"What ultimate means." The man had an ominous premonition, especially seeing the desolate look of the man who came with him, who was being tortured.

"Put him down." Pang Yu said with a wave of his hand.

"Won't you die?" Zhao Yunhao followed up and asked. In fact, it's okay to kill them. Anyway, there are three people, and it doesn't matter if there are two less. He hasn't forgotten that he wanted to help Pang Yu kill them.

"Don't worry, grandpa has already prepared the best ratio for me. I will definitely not die, at most..." Pang Yu smiled happily, and did not forget to add, "It means that life is better than death."

"What! You can't treat me like this. I didn't do anything to you before." The man panicked. He actually felt that what the child said was true!He really wants to make his life worse than death!

"By the way, my great-grandfather said that your drug is very powerful. If ordinary people take it, they may not be able to wake up again after your previous dose." Pang Yu said with narrowed eyes.

"Well, it shouldn't be, you're still fine..." The man was taken aback, and subconsciously said.

"Am I an ordinary person? I'm a child prodigy." Pang Yu ordered, "Take off your clothes."

"Come here." Zhao Yunhao immediately waved to Pang Yu and said.

"Why?" Pang Yu asked puzzledly, but still approached Zhao Yunhao obediently.

"Let them come, they will be blind." Zhao Yunhao covered Pang Yu's eyes and said.

"It's not poisonous, why are you blind?" Pang Yu grabbed Zhao Yunhao's hand speechlessly, trying to fool him!How could you be blind and poisoned?He is invulnerable to all poisons!

"If you see dirty things, don't you go blind?" Zhao Yunhao said solemnly.

"..." Pang Yu was speechless for a moment, this product is simply poisonous...

What you said is so reasonable that it is simply impossible to refute it.

Zhao Yunhao asked his subordinates to strip off the kidnappers, of course there were only two men, the women will talk about it later, then took a brush, dipped in the powder, and spread it evenly on the kidnappers.

Looking from afar, Pang Yu had the feeling that these people were preparing roast suckling pig.

In fact, the two kidnappers are still in good shape, at least they are both muscular, but they kidnapped him and made him lose face so much, the chance that Pang Yu would let them go is zero.

Hehe, if he can repay grievances with kindness, he will be the holy father. He never believes in retribution, he just wants to kill one by one!

The last person to stand the test of the powder was Pang Yi, but he didn't hold on for too long. I hope these two people can hold on.

Do you think this is the end of revenge?

That's impossible, he will definitely return the women's clothes!

If he was laughed at, he wanted these two people to receive the same treatment. Ear piercing was just the first step. Don't even think about keeping any leg hair and chest hair!

There is no such thing as a soldier who can be killed but not humiliated!

It's not so easy for him to want to die, and Pang Yu couldn't help being happy just thinking about it.

In the eyes of Cui, Pang Yu's smile was no different from that of a ghost, it was simply too terrifying, who did they provoke!

At this time, she couldn't help regretting, if she hadn't awakened the demon...

Unfortunately, it was too late, she could only close her eyes and hear the horrific laughter, cries, and begging for mercy of her companions.

"Stop! I said it, I said it!" The woman finally couldn't stand it anymore and began to beg for mercy. "Please stop torturing him."

But when you think about it, your hands and feet are restricted, and you can't cover your ears even if you want to. Those two people's screams are indeed a bit miserable, even Jin Yiwei can't bear it.

Many people think that Pang Yu's whip is comparable to Zhao Yunhao's whip, and it is even more terrifying to destroy people's spirit and body.

It is itchy and painful, how many people can survive it?

"If we hadn't said it earlier, it would have been over. We have to delay for so long." Pang Yu didn't speak, but the people around Zhao Yunhao had already spoken.

"I said! I'll tell you what you want to know, please stop torturing him." The woman begged for mercy with a wry smile.

Some two men only felt that their suffering was in vain...

However, Pang Yu finally gave them the antidote, so it was considered a life saved, and he almost died.

The scary thing about this medicinal powder is that even if you pass out, the effect still exists. It can be said that Pang Yu made it unintentionally, and it was finally completed by his great-grandfather, and it has no effect on Pang Yu.

It took less than half an hour to add up the front and back, and there was no sense of accomplishment...

Although the bones of the two men are very hard, it is a pity that the woman is not good enough. I honestly confess that she is the singer of a certain prince, but because she has practiced martial arts since she was a child, she will also be rewarded to martial arts people who can help the prince. .

No, she had an affair with the man who came to kidnap Pang Yu together. She originally wanted to leave the palace and live a new life after completing the mission of the prince this time.

It was such a bad start, Pang Yu was not kidnapped, and he and the two men went in together.

"It's actually him..." Zhao Yunhao was a little speechless. He thought he was from Xixia or Khitan before, but it turned out to be from Song Dynasty.

"You know?" Pang Yu thought the name sounded familiar, so he flipped through the book to see who it was.

"A posthumous child like me, but it's not the late emperor's, it's my grandfather's." Zhao Yunhao's mouth twitched, only his uncle could do such a thing that harms others and does not benefit himself.

To catch Pang Yu, he figured it out!

"Don't you think this plot is inexplicably familiar?" Pang Yu touched his chin and said, as if the same thing happened a few years ago.

That's right, that was the first time he met Zhao Yunhao back then. He was still amnesiac, and someone would arrest the child, the target or something. Pang Yu always felt that there was only one person for those kidnappers who kidnapped the child, and that was Zhao Yunhao.

Just because Zhao Yunhao's appearance couldn't be determined, he decided to arrest all children of the same age, and because he was afraid of being caught, he added a few children of different ages.

It makes sense to say so, when Zhao Yunhao was four years old and was sent to the mountains by the former emperor to study art, no one had seen Zhao Yunhao's face, and when Zhao Yunhao came back after studying, the prince asked someone to kill Zhao Yunhao.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yunhao was so skillful that he was not assassinated, fell into the river and was lucky to survive.

Of course, the person who assassinated couldn't go back and report without completing the task, and then there was the plot that Pang Yu and the others knew.

What can I say...

"Brother Chen, you are too popular." Pang Yu said seriously.

"..." Zhao Yunhao was heartbroken, who is not popular!

It's just too heartbreaking, he doesn't have any friends, and he can't be so straightforward with him, right?

"It's okay, it's good if I'm here." Pang Yu said to Zhao Yunhao, who was heartbroken.

Are you instantly cured?

"Yeah!" Zhao Yunhao only felt that he didn't need any friends at all, as long as he had Pang Yu.

"But that uncle of yours makes me very unhappy, can we hate him?" Although Pang Yu asked the sentence, it was not in the tone of the question. That's right, he just wanted to hate that shit prince!

Actually kidnapped him?

Hehe he has a face!

Do you really think he is so easy to bully?

"Fuck!" Zhao Yunhao replied without hesitation.

"Does your uncle have secret guards?" Pang Yu asked.

"No, the first emperor was not stupid." Zhao Yunhao said that in the entire Song Dynasty, there were only two dark guards, one was him and the other was the emperor.

"That's good! Hit him!" Pang Yu was happy. He had already thought about it. Brothers and sisters of the dark guards, your chance to play is here!

As for the two half-dead people, hehe, he has a more fun way.

On the third day, a team of lanterns suddenly appeared in Bianjing. Although it was not a festival, the people in Bianjing still welcomed it.

Although the lanterns are beautiful, the pillars of the stage are two dressed up and even in very enchanting poses... two strong men dressed in women's clothing, it's eye-catching!