"Hunter" between thieves and acting

When Funks saw Biyangi, she was putting on her nails with her feet up.

The purple silk nightgown drapes softly to the heels of the legs, which is hopelessly sexy.

Swallowing, he was suddenly a little nervous.

"Relax." Celine patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "This is Finx, your new bodyguard."

Biyangqi didn't even move her eyes, thinking they were air.

Celine is used to this kind of situation: "If there is nothing else, I will go down first."

"Get along well," she whispered to Finks, "Try to."

Celine is a good assistant, Finks thought. After all, not many people can tolerate Biyangqi.Before applying for the job, he knew Biyangqi's bad character-willful, narcissistic and extreme egoism.Thinking that no matter how big a mistake you make, you will be forgiven, because she is so beautiful-he has to admit this, more than 99.99% of people agree with her.And she really lived up to the title of the most beautiful woman in the world, even with his eyesight at such a close distance, she couldn't find any flaws.

Biyangqi blew a sigh of relief and turned her leg up.

The perfect woman.

It is said that serious men are the most attractive, and Funks thinks the same applies to women.Even if the beauty didn't give him any attention, he wouldn't be embarrassed. He folded his arms and commented with great interest, and he would enjoy himself.

"Does it look good?"

The beauty suddenly asked Finks by surprise, and asked stupidly, "What?"

Biyangqi was not annoyed, and repeated again: "Does it look good?"

"Good-looking, good-looking." Finx didn't know whether she was asking about a person or nail polish, but since she looked like a work of art from head to toe, it was impossible for a person to give a negative answer.

Naturally, Biyangqi broke the silence not because of the expected answer: "I heard that you knocked down more than 200 competitors, and it only took half a minute."

"It's 23 seconds." Finks corrected, dissatisfied with his result being misreported.

"You're so funny." Biyangqi curled her lips together: "It's rare to see people fight and count."

"Life is short, and there are always a few goals to strive for."

"Is fighting your goal?"

"Not exactly." Finx's eyes drifted for a moment: "And together with [Beep—], [Beep—] and [Beep—], we can realize our ideals and reach the pinnacle of life."

Biyangqi picked out her ears, indicating that the signal was not good and she didn't hear anything.

"What will you do?"

"fight."

"Except for fighting."

"Play games."

"Except for playing games."

"fight."

"Except for fighting."

"Play games."

"It's pointless for you to repeat like this!"

Finks held back the eight key words of "murder, arson, robbery and tomb robbery" for a long time: "I can tell bad jokes."

"Has anyone ever said that your specialty is quite obvious?"

"..."

"Okay, let me change the question." Biyangqi sank back into the sofa lazily: "Do you have any experience as a bodyguard?"

Bodyguard = protect others (except for the leader's task target, the only ones he can protect are companions) = keep companions from harm

Thinking of Fei Tan's big move, Finx nodded without psychological pressure: "Yes."

"Then let's assume the following scenario. If I was kidnapped and the prisoner asked you to do something you couldn't do, what would you do?"

"Is he a person with the ability to read?"

"No."

"Kill him."

"..."

"If so?"

"Is it far away?"

"...not far."

"Kill him."

"..."

"What if it's somewhere you don't know?"

"Contact the knight."

"?"

"Kill him."

"..."

"What if the knight and I were hijacked at the same time???" Biyangqi couldn't bear to be angry.

Finks was silent.

Biyangqi smiled triumphantly.

"Hahaha, so you also think that knights are useless."

Biyangqi was silent.

Finks laughed indulgently.

Who knows what kind of ghost a knight is? ? ? ! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

and so.

This is a happy (ku) happy (bi) story about how Finx hooked up with the eldest lady in the entertainment industry.

The author has something to say: I have always thought that Finx is a rare real* gentleman in hunter anime. Giving clothes to Xiaodi when cleaning ants on Meteor Street really made me cute~~

Decided to open a hole and give Funks a happy (ku) happy (bi) story~~

Due to deviation from the syllabus, the overhaul is reissued, and the second dog is updated every Sunday morning at 02:33:33, and everyone can see the hot article after waking up~╮(╯▽╰)╭

It's a last resort, forgive me~