[Transformers] Autobot Newspaper

Ever since Li Lin got a disease called "When I see Optimus Prime, I feel phantom pain all over my body", she has always dreamed of leaving Optimus Prime's side to check what kind of virus she has, or her own. Where did the sensor go wrong?

Although mutiny and escape were things she had prepared in advance, but after suffering from phantom limb pain, Li Lin really felt that her desire to escape from the Autobots became more and more serious.

That's why she didn't hesitate to risk exposing herself that she still had the internal contact of Hengpao, and cooperated with Sound Wave, which belonged to the Decepticons.If this operation is unsuccessful again... She is not sure how much Optimus Prime's tolerance for her can be squandered by herself, the pervert with necrophilia may kill her one day...

So I had to escape.

If you don't escape, you will be killed one day.

In that respect, she trusted Optimus Prime as much as she trusted herself.

Because she knew it clearly, and had to admit that... she was not a pervert, and Optimus Prime... no, even the ambulance was far behind in terms of "psychopathy".However, if it wasn't because Megatron was definitely the winner in the end, she would never want to join the Decepticons who were incompatible with Li Lin and her own style.

Even now, the icon inlaid on her chest is still the symbol of that annoying Autobot.

——But even so, she didn't expect... Who would have thought that she would meet her boss when she played a traitor on the front foot!

I don't know if it's still useful to learn the Starscream in the normal world now? ——Would Optimus Prime skip her lock-up for the sake of her rare confession?Optimus Prime would always shut her down until her energy was close to the critical point, and the system would keep reporting errors and start involuntarily entering power-saving mode (semi-comatose) before releasing Li Lin from the confinement room.

——You must know that as a TF, the feeling of watching one's own life slowly go by is not at all uncomfortable.

In the power saving mode, it is not pleasant to be directly stimulated by the current to wake up, and to be forced to be poured with high purity.

Just when Li Lin looked at the TFs in front of her in a terrible way, she deeply felt that she was going to die—except for Optimus Prime, there were almost all his cronies behind him, the embers twins Jazz and the ambulance. Not to mention, there's that annoying iron sheet that always competes with her for resources...

and many more……

Her optical mirror turned to another yellow figure behind them——didn’t that BBB follow Rodimus, Jack and the tape recorder to snatch the battleship Ark and go to the earth to play aggression... It’s also for this reason that she was able to escape from Optimus Prime Life adjutant part-time to become intelligence officer's...

...Um, strange, wait a minute, if Rodimus went to Earth, where is she now?

But soon, Li Lin's question was answered——

Painted in red and blue, FT, who looks like Li Lin's family, who couldn't graduate from middle school for ten thousand years, has the same face as a necrophilia SM pervert, has noticed the mark on her chest, and she has some doubts Hesitant action: "I'm the leader of the Autobots, and my name is Optimus Prime. I'm sorry, but who are you?—I didn't find your information in my database..."

"Maybe it's an unregistered TF, Optimus Prime." The ambulance came forward, and he obviously had carefully observed Li Lin's whole body. "I noticed that you haven't done the sixth major change yet?"

——The sixth major revision?Well, break-in TF is a sign of adulthood.In fact, it shouldn't be a problem for Li Lin, who doesn't have any silicon-based ethics... If it weren't for the fact that being a minor could bring some advantages...

In addition, although Optimus Prime allowed her to modify the whole body, if she was not allowed to buy the steel frame and upgrade software involved in the major modification, she would have already finished the modification for herself! (Emperor Qing: Do you think it is fun to watch a minor who always likes to move his body around?)

"That's right..." Li Lin nodded hastily, recalibrated her optical mirror again, and then compared her own data with the data of TF in front of her——

Although it should be the same in general, the notorious armor upgrades and weapon modifications have not been carried out, and she is not a sound wave after all, so she cannot invade the opponent's body to see the opponent's system without auxiliary conditions. Is there any problem.

"It seems that besides the bumblebee, we will have another little girl who has not yet passed the break-in period?" Jazz said with a bit of frivolity, "Maybe we should be thankful that we are not a hatchling? I have no experience in taking care of hatchlings." .”

The shrill voice of the earth woman came out of the yellow body: "Don't mess with me!" Then it turned into a crying yell of a teenage girl, "I'm not a child!"

"No TF here has experience with hatchlings, ser. You know, the war's been going on for too long, and there's hardly any room for hatchlings to grow. And...don't mess with Bumblebee." Optimus Prime Shaking his head slightly, he said helplessly, "Right, can you tell us your name?—Young Autobot."

——Li Lin felt that she was struck by lightning, and she was almost burnt by the "Optimus Prime" in front of her.It’s true that she is an Autobot, and it’s true that she is young (from the perspective of a Cybertronian), but Li Lin said that she has never seen Optimus Prime speak in such a gentle tone.

Those few times... She said that if you have the ability, you can enjoy the gentle and gentle tone of the Destroyer Emperor!

So the Autobots were quite surprised to see that the exhaust efficiency of the female TF on the opposite side increased instantly after being questioned by their boss... Such a rare sight-judging from their little experience/theoretical experience, There is a certain possibility that this female TF has taken a fancy to the boss.

And Li Lin has already noticed the difference at this time - the red and blue paint... This should be the paint of Optimus Prime in the genuine world!You must know that in her world, she was almost painted purple by Optimus Prime several times—it was the same gay purple as that pervert Optimus Prime!

——Look at the ambulance with no signs of madness at all, and the Jazz next to him who doesn't show any sign of "kill or ask"...

"...my name is Li Lin, I'm... half a scientist and half an intelligence officer..."

——Li Lin only felt that her CPU was twitching, obviously she originally wanted to join the protagonist's camp so much, but now she finds that she can't accept this fact at all...Why does she look at Optimus Prime, who should be gentle, Instead, she felt that she was beginning to miss the blackened version of Optimus Prime who had three wrong views...

But it was still very fast, she overcame the phantom limb pain that kept calling her alarm all over her body, and looked at the other party very seriously.

"I'm sorry to say this, and I hope you don't get mad, but seriously - Optimus Prime, can you keep me from seeing your face? Seeing your face makes me feel like my phantom limb hurts again - — No, to be precise, I started to feel pain the moment you appeared." Li Lin looked at the other party with a bitter face, confirmed that the other party would not be angry, and then added -

"Ever since I was docked, I have a disease called 'I feel pain all over my body when I see the figure of Optimus Prime', okay!

——Why do I see Optimus Prime’s face as soon as I restart, this is simply despair in every sense! "

There was silence at the scene.

Humans who don't know what docking is called are helpless looking at the TFs who fell silent for a moment, completely unaware of what the female robot in front of them said that led to this situation.