[Gintama] Killing Knight

Hattori Zenzo feels that he is very bad recently.

No, it's not just bad, it's just terrible.That fellow Sarutobi, he really was playing tricks on him on purpose!He said he couldn't see anything after taking off his glasses, did Kunai have eyes? He kept poking at his chrysanthemum!Who will be responsible for hemorrhoids in the future? !

The ninja brother who couldn't see his eyes hissed and gasped, his expression was so twisted that he couldn't even walk well, and he couldn't even look at himself anymore.

He cursed in a low voice, struggling to move towards the convenience store.

Not long ago, he happened to see a comic magazine called JUMP, and he was fascinated almost immediately, secretly posing like the main character in the comic doing big moves when no one was around...cough.

In short, he has made up his mind to follow the serial, even the injured chrysanthemum can't stop him.

With such a firm belief, Hattori Quanzo, who had made it to the destination despite the subtle gazes of passers-by, faced an even greater dilemma before he could breathe a sigh of relief.

Wait, where's his money? !Do you want to be so unlucky!

Facing the more subtle gaze of the clerk, Hattori Zenzo held his small wallet and cursed at the thief who dared to put his hand on him.For him as a ninja (but still a student), it was a shame.

If it weren't for the injury and lack of concentration, how could he have fallen to this point!

Hattori Quanzo resisted the contortion of his face, let go of the JUMP book in his hand, and thought bitterly that it would be too miserable to go back to get the money again. It would be great if someone could help to buy it.

He limped out of the door, the unspeakable place was still aching, and he didn't want to touch it in public, so he could only hold his waist with his teeth bared.

"Exactly, I want this book."

...Ah?

Quanzo Hattori turned his head and saw a ponytailed handsome young man who looked about his age without waiting for the clerk to put the book back to its original position, picked it up directly, and paid with the other hand, "If I didn't Forget it, this is the last one."

Under the stunned gaze of Hattori Quanzo, he walked up to him with the book in his arms, raised his eyebrows and raised a slightly naughty smile, and showed a small canine tooth on one side, "What a coincidence, you It seems that there is nothing to see."

"Wait……"

"Although JUMP is often released on Sundays, occasionally it will be released a day earlier. Now Edo Castle is probably hard to find. You are really unlucky."

"Hey……"

"You have to buy it even if you are injured..." The ponytail boy looked at him indiscriminately, shook his head, and looked at Quanzo Hattori's secret gaze, which made him very angry, "It seems that you want to buy it very much." Yes, it's a pity."

The young man sighed, shaking his head and sighing for him, but anyone with a discerning eye could tell that this guy was just here to gloat.

So hot!What the hell is going on with this guy?

"However, if it's what you want, I'll give it to you." The young man suddenly changed the topic, and brought up the topic with a smile. After throwing the JUMP in his hand, Quanzo Hattori firmly caught it.

Hattori hid all his slander in his heart, holding this book felt very hot, not knowing what the other party wanted, "...What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, I just want to make friends with you." The boy blinked innocently, smiled and showed his small white teeth, "I think you are very interesting."

Hattori Zenzo looked down at the other party's complicated and difficult-to-distinguish eyes, and understood what he had seen through, and was extremely embarrassed for a while, "Get out!"

"Hey, Quan Zang, you are still angry, you are really stingy."

"Don't call me Quan Zang, I don't know you."

"Huh~? You don't need to cross the river to tear down bridges like this, do you? Throw it away when you're done. Do you think I'm the carrot in the bento box made by my mother?"

"It's just that you are a picky eater! And if you ask me, you can't even count as pepper!"

"Quan Zang, you are too good, what about the friendship you promised."

"..." Quanzo Hattori twitched his mouth, looked at the young man who was following him, and was just about to reprimand him for his thick skin when he was suddenly taken aback by his staring at him seriously, "You, what are you doing……"

The young man was so close to him, only then did Quanzo Hattori realize in a daze that his appearance was indescribably delicate, he might be male or female, but his temperament was not as soft as a girl's, although he didn't say Very masculine, and also the chic and clear that is unique to teenagers.

A pair of cold brows and eyes stared at him intently and curiously for a long time at this moment, and her thin lips parted slightly: "..."

Quanzo Hattori suddenly woke up and took a step back, stuttering a bit, "You, you... what did you just say?"

The young man glanced at him in a daze, spread his hands indifferently, crossed his fingers on the back of his head, and looked up at the sky, "It's nothing, I'm just curious, if you cover your eyes, it's true that you won't trip over while walking?"

"You worry too much! No way!"

"There is also Quanzo you..." The young man looked over with a serious face, Hattori Quanzo's mouth twitched again, but he took a few steps back as if he no longer believed his words, the young man didn't mind, but looked at it sympathetically Looking at him, "It must be very hard."

"……what?"

"I mean," the young man sneaked around and looked around, and when he found no one was paying attention, he leaned over and said seriously, "Actually, what is it? I have had this disease since I was a child... But there is still hope for good treatment! Don't give up treatment, Quan Zang!"

Hattori Quanzo was almost going to be stupid, "What kind of disease is it? It's your brain that is sick! I just got injured during practice, so I don't have any disease!"

The young man also seemed to be stunned, "Eh? So you didn't suffer from hemorrhoids, Quan Zang?"

"...Who would get hemorrhoids!!!"

This guy is really annoying!

"Just tell me straight up! What is the purpose of finding me?" Hattori Quanzo didn't argue with her, and directly asked his doubts, "What do you want to get online with me so much?"

The young man froze for a while, but he was happy, "Who made your dress and behavior style different from ordinary people, I wonder if there is something wrong? Actually, I also guessed..."

The young man tilted his head, and his tone was a little unconfident, "You...couldn't be a ninja?"

Hattori Quanzo wondered why he was looking for a ninja, but this identity is not something that needs to be concealed, so he admitted it generously, "Yes, I am indeed a ninja...but it's not official, you are looking for a ninja. What do you want to do?"

Although he didn't understand what good plans the ninja had, it wouldn't hurt to be careful in everything.

So he watched helplessly as the boy blinked and bared a mouthful of neat white teeth, "I want to be a ninja." After finishing speaking, he gave him a thumbs up.

"……that's it?"

"Of course!" The young man suddenly became excited, "I want to be a ninja! After seeing you, a suspected ninja, of course I can't give up! Although I was skeptical at first (whispered)."

"Wait, why do I think you're saying something rude?"

"No." The young man took a step forward and lifted Quanzo Hattori's neck, "So, meeting is fate, for the sake of the JUMP I gave you, you won't let me down, right Quanzo? "

"Who wants... to be destined for a guy like you..." Quanzo Hattori held his breath secretly, he didn't know how this guy grew up, he couldn't even break free with such strength, "Let go of me, let go quickly! I promise and that's it!"

"Oh, Quanzo, you are such a good person!" The young man was very moved, and slapped Quanzo Hattori on the back of the head, "Good buddy!"

"... Sakata Hikaru! Don't be so familiar——!"

"We're friends who call each other names, of course we're friends." The young man took it for granted, and seemed a little touched, "Quanzang, you are the first friend I've made friends so quickly!"

... No, so why does this person sound so pitiful just how miserable he is!No, no, it should be said that it is very rare for him to have friends with such a bad and disregarding personality!

"Your friend is so pitiful." Quanzo Hattori gasped and rubbed the back of his head, gritting his teeth thinking about how strong this guy's hands are.

"Ah, what's wrong with you, Zenzo?" The young man—that is, Sakata Hikaru looked at Hattori Zenzo in a strange posture with a little confusion, and kindly reminded, "Sure enough, you should go to the doctor sooner. Otherwise, what should I do if I really get hemorrhoids in the future?"

"...You idiot, don't think about everything in that direction. You have said it a hundred times, it's not hemorrhoids!"

Sakata looked up at the sky, "I didn't say you had hemorrhoids this time... I just said that it would be bad if you got hemorrhoids in the future."

"Shut up! Please, I'll give you [-] yen!!"

Quanzo Hattori is in a hurry at this moment, when he really faces the problem of hemorrhoids in the future, let alone how many times he cursed this bad friend with a crow's mouth in private today, unfortunately that is a later story.

Sakata Hikaru was playing with him with a smile, and finally agreed on the time and place of the next meeting, and then they separated.

It wasn't until the figure of Hattori Quanzo could no longer be seen that Sakata Hikari's expression completely collapsed and became more numb than usual.She patted her cheek and muttered, "It's so tiring to make all kinds of expressions..."

But has she succeeded?Try to make yourself more approachable, it will always be good for you in the future, right?

In fact, Hikaru Sakata initially wanted to use the character of Gintoki Sakata, whom he was most familiar with, as a reference. Later, when he thought about it, it seemed that he was actually not that easy to get along with. Although everyone trusted him at critical moments, they generally disliked him a little. Quite a few, his... is it really okay?

Hikaru Sakata, who himself didn't know much about the world, hesitated to change a reference object.

Takasugi Shinsuke can basically pass directly, not to mention that he has a good relationship with others, it is very good if he does not spread hatred everywhere.

So... at the end there is Katsura Kotaro, he is kind and sensible, and he also has a good understanding of the general situation, so it should be right?

However, Hikaru Sakata hesitated again after remembering that this classmate was comparable to a black hole and had a mind that was growing with age.

So in the end, it turned into a strange character in a mess, and Sakata Hikaru could only sigh resignedly, anyway, it won't be worse than before.

The three young men who were disliked by Qingmei in other places sneezed together.

"Did someone miss me?" Gui Xiaotaro wiped his nose wonderingly.

"It must be Hikari who misses me!" Sakata Gintoki insisted on his point of view.

"No, I think someone is calling you two idiots behind your back." Shinsuke Takasugi sarcastically said mercilessly, remembering how they have been treated these two days, he snorted coldly, "That guy..."

He thought that no one would know what he was doing, but if his methods were all these, then there was really nothing to worry about.

What they need is to climb up. In this war-prone world, they will be reused sooner or later.

The author has something to say: I'm really sorry to everyone who had high expectations for the Best Actor model, you will probably be disappointed.

#However, in fact, this is just my nonsense to let Ah Guang change his personality#

#Wait, did the above say something serious! #

#But it feels quite interesting, doesn’t it#

Recently, I quite like hooligan-style teasing, but what I wrote has nothing to do with this, but for the sake of daily updates, leave a lot of comments~

The author's only consolation is this

It's picture time below!If you have seen my idiot pit, everyone will know, it is still the picture of Agui~(≧▽≦)/~

Well, on the left is Ah Guang, and on the right is Ah Kong from Chihankeng, (⊙v⊙)