I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Wang Xiaobaa's diary: I was picking up rubbish in the ground today, buzzing...

I seem to have forgotten a lot of things. I am obviously in a secret place, but I am very satisfied with this sense of disobedience.

Father, mother, and the previous life were covered with a layer of white cloth. Wang Xiaobaa looked at her strange self in the huge bronze mirror expressionlessly. With her handsome face and gentle eyes, even if she didn't smile, she was still a comfortable person. people.

Wang Xiaobaa slowly frowned. He died and turned into a zombie. He also had a lover from more than 1000 years ago who now lived in the underground palace, but he accepted it so quickly.

Even seeing strange things without fear and doubt, it seems that this emotion has been lost...

This is impossible and unscientific!

"Am I bewitched?" Wang Xiaobaa stood in the huge and empty palace, looking at the full-length oval bronze mirror and laughing at herself. The rows of candles around the palace created a terrifying atmosphere. If it was him before, he would have Scared to pee, but now he has the kind of freedom that has lived for hundreds of years.

Wang Xiaobaa muttered to herself: "Something's wrong..." What's wrong with me?

"What are you doing, brother?" With his hands on both shoulders, his gentle smiling face was close to his ears, and he looked a bit cold from the yellow reflection in the bronze mirror.

Wang Xiaobaa could feel the hands on his shoulders being very hard. The long and thin fingers were like iron hooks, grabbing him fiercely. If he was not a corpse now, he would probably scream in pain.

If anyone was approached so suddenly or pinched their shoulders so hard, they would probably be startled, and even a few would immediately open the opponent's hand and say: "Fuck, you're not sick!"

But Wang Xiaobaa couldn't get angry at the face in the bronze mirror at all, she didn't even get angry, and was embraced obediently by the other party.

"Brother, you have to be good. I was really worried when I woke up and saw that you were gone. You don't need to leave me too far, you know?" meh hair.

Looks like a perfect couple.

Wang Xiaobaa twitched her fingers, feeling a little annoyed by him looking at her like this, thinking: none of your business, you almost tied my trouser belt up these days!

But with one mouth, he said sweetly: "Okay, I won't do it next time."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Fuck, when did I become so exaggerated? !

"Why are you here today?"

"It's not interesting to just walk around."

It was the first time he saw the mountains of gold bars and pearls piled up in the side hall and he could pounce on them and yell to get rich, but now he just played with those things with a blank expression every day.

This tomb palace quietly dormant underground, as if it would swallow sound.

Depressed to death.

"It would be great if I could play games with the Internet and mobile phone... I haven't followed up for a long time!" Wang Xiaobaa let out a wolf howl.

Wen Feng said: "Do you mean the kind of props that humans use today? If it is that kind of thing, there are many side halls nearby, all of which were left by tomb robbers. They died in the mechanism of the underground palace. , and the little things I raised for the equipment were all taken to the side hall."

"Come on, I'll take you there."

Wang Xiaobaa followed behind Wenfengjin, and they walked through one building after another and stone steps. Wenfengjin in front would sometimes move the wall or a certain stone carving.

Maybe it was because the atmosphere was too quiet, so Wang Xiaobaa asked in a low voice, "What about the corpse?"

Wen Fengjin turned his head and blinked, smiled and said, "I ate it."

Wang Xiaobaa: "...Okay, is it delicious?"

Hearing all the wind: "Oh, I lied to you."

"..." How do I feel that what you said is true.

When they came to the outermost side hall, Wang Xiaobaa opened her mouth in shock, looking at the equipment waiting for the 'licking bag' all over the place, and was speechless, especially the equipment bags inside were old and new, and some looked like modern backpack.

Some are like the green canvas of the 90s, and some are older and tattered, and the rags turn to dust when touched.

Moreover, Wang Xiaobaa also discovered many weapons such as Tang knives used in ancient times. It is not known whether they were used by modern tomb robbers to ward off evil spirits and cut rice dumplings, or were the weapons of the first batch of tomb robbers.

Picking up a handful to wipe off the dust on it, Wang Xiaobaa took it out and looked inside, the blade of the blade was still as bright as snow after many years, and her eyes were shining!

Besides this, he hurriedly opened the backpack, which looked brand new, and let out a groundhog scream of excitement like a hamster stealing food, while placing the contents on the ground.

"Wow——! Lighting sticks, flashlights, lighters, diaries—and canned food and biscuits! The expiration date has not expired! Great!" Wang Xiaobaa found a few more switched off mobile phones, and couldn't wait to open them and found that Both have passwords.

Only one didn't, and it was struggling for a few seconds on the bright light of the power on, and then the power went out and the machine died...

Wang Xiaobaa shed tears of grief looking at the sacrificed mobile phone.

I have to say that things like picking up garbage and digging treasures are really addictive. Wang Xiaobaa finally understands why so many people desperately want to lick bags in the game.

He hilariously opened one bag after another, stacked edible cans together one by one, compressed biscuits and jerky are even more precious, and then sorted out personal items like watches, photos, etc. Put it back in the bag.

While flipping through, he muttered: "Why does the owner of this bag carry so much beef jerky? It's not afraid of sinking. It seems that this can will be eaten after a while! Oh, I'm getting some notebooks and pens. I wrote down my experience and posted it on the Internet, hey hey, maybe I can become the next Robinson Crusoe!"

The next backpack, Wang Xiaobaa, touched something red and soft, and when he pulled it out, his face turned red.

"What is this tomb robber wearing a woman's chest photo for?! To ward off evil spirits?"

Quickly stuffing the underwear back, Wang Xiaobaa found some black donkey hooves and alcohol lumps from the alcohol pot.

"Not bad, you can stew the donkey's hooves! Oh no! I'm a rice dumpling now! Can this thing be eaten!?" Wang Xiaobaa looked up at the wind and waved the black donkey's hooves, asking: " The wind is exhausted, can I eat this thing?"

Wen Fengji squatted in front of him at this moment, propped his chin on one hand and watched him rummaging through things with a smile, and said, "Those tomb robbers always hold this thing in their hands. It's actually useless, you can eat it."

"Great! Just stewed it today!"

"Hey, why does this person bring several packs of hot pot seasoning with him? It looks like he made it himself... But I didn't see them bring meat and other things. Could it be that he just drank the hot pot seasoning..."

People who dare to drink the hot pot base directly?Wang Xiaobaa's chrysanthemum hurts, the boss is really awesome!How iron is this chrysanthemum!

Zhenghuan's Wang Xiaobaa, who picks up garbage, is still free and acts like a good boy, pretending to wipe tears to pity herself.

"I think I was also a foodie who had to be a member of Meituan back then, but now I have fallen to the point of picking up food in the garbage dump~嘿嘤嘤~~"

"Emma! Who brought the self-heating hot pot here?! Grass! It smells so good!"

Wen Fengji looked at the little mouse hoarding food on the ground, with a slight smile on his lips.

He is so cute.

Brackets: I think about it a bit.