I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Bai Yu told the story after returning home, and looked at Wen Fengjin, who was reading a book with his legs crossed, and Wang Xiaobaa, who was wearing home clothes with a slightly surprised expression.

"What do you think?"

"...Well, it's good. If he really knows your grandfather and has such a relationship, you don't have to worry about him cheating you." After all, Baiyu didn't have much money. Are you really sure he's telling the truth?"

"I'm sure." Bai Yu nodded, "He told me a lot about my grandfather, many of which are consistent in my memory."

Wang Xiaobaa rubbed her chin, "Okay, it's a good thing. What do you think, Xiao Wenzi?"

Bai Yu and Wang Xiaobaa turned their heads to look expectantly at Mr. Wen, hoping that Mr. Wen would give him some constructive advice.

The book was slightly lowered, and the long and thin eyes were exposed after hearing the wind, and nodded perfunctorily, "Yeah."

Bai Yu: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "... um, what do you mean, you damn ghost! I'll beat you to death!"

Wenfeng sighed, closed the book with sharpened fingers, and threw it on the coffee table.

"One word won't hurt you." Wen Fengji looked at Bai Yu, and suddenly smiled, "If he teaches you, you will learn."

What does it mean?

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were at a loss, and just wanted to ask Wen Fengji again, but Wen Fengjin had already stood up and walked around the sofa, but when passing by Wang Xiaobaa, he bent his lips close to Wang Xiaobaa's earlobe and said with a smile: " Didn't you look at the banner at the entrance of Yiyan before, huh? Little idiot."

The word 'little idiot', hoarse and playful like a piece of popping candy jumping from the tip of the tongue, made Wang Xiaobaa cover her ears and blush for a long time. When she recovered, only Bai Yu with a sad expression was left behind Staring at him, the sound of footsteps had already disappeared upstairs.

"Ahem." Wang Xiaobaa blinked awkwardly, "Don't mention that, anyway, we don't think it's a big deal. Although he is weird, he himself said that it will not be harmful to human beings, and he also has a good impression of you... Why do I rely on you to blush?!"

Two patches of red plateau red popped up on Bai Yu's black face, and he shook his head hehehe.

"I was afraid that you would disagree." He said.

Wang Xiaobaa blinked again, "What do we disagree with?"

"Well...you see, you and Mr. Wen obviously don't like talking, and we're in the same group, so..." Bai Yu scratched her head, "I shouldn't get too close to him, should I?"

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't hold back her 'puchi' joy.

"Hahaha, do you think we are a high school girls' trio?! Hahaha... If we don't like you, we will learn to dislike you? Hahaha, you are so funny."

Bai Yu: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa hugged her stomach and laughed for a long time, stood up and sat next to Bai Yu again, put her hand on his shoulder and patted him, "Don't think so much and don't care about other people's thoughts, you like it or hate it, Dabai, Just do what feels right to you..."

Bai Yu bit her lower lip, her eyes were slightly red, and she nodded heavily.

He felt that it was great to meet Wang Xiaobaa and Wen Fengjin, so good that he seemed to be unlucky all his life, just for the present luck, he silently thought: I want to be good brothers with them for the rest of my life!

Wang Xiaobaa slapped her forehead suddenly, "Ah, that's right!"

"Huh?" Bai Yu was still immersed in her own thoughts, and looked up foolishly.

Wang Xiaobaa said earnestly: "I forgot, let me tell you one thing, Wenfeng and I are planning to go back to our graveyard."

"Cough cough!"

Bai Yu's jaw dropped to the ground, "What? Grave what?!"

Wang Xiaobaa: "The graveyard."

Bai Yu's brain froze: "What circle?"

"..." Wang Xiaobaa didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "The cemetery circle, do you know the cemetery?"

Bai Yu nodded dully.

Seeing his appearance, the corners of Wang Xiaobaa's mouth twitched, "No, you have lived with us for so long, and I told you that we slept in a coffin, so you still don't know the real identity of me and Wenfengjiu, right?"

of course not.

Although Bai Yu can't turn his head around, but still knows this, Bai Yu clenched his palms and asked eagerly: "...So you are really zombies, and you are going back to your own graveyard soon, so, are you coming back again?" ?”

"Come back." Wang Xiaobaa said, "It may take less than a month, but we will definitely come back. This month I will trouble you to look after the house, and I will leave some money for you to pay your electricity and water bills. "

"That's good..." Bai Yu felt relieved, and waved his hands when he heard the words behind him, "I'll just hand it over, it's fine, don't worry, I will clean the house properly."

Wang Xiaobaa was really relieved, he and Bai Yu talked about the things over there, and the mess at home after they left.

On the third day, they planned to buy a car for travel. After all, the tomb is so far away that there must be no direct car. Men, all like sweet cars and beauties.

Wang Xiaobaa originally planned to buy a fancy Land Rover or something else, that's what a man should drive.

But he didn't buy it. The reason was not that he didn't have enough money. They had enough money in their card to buy several of these cars, and it wasn't that they weren't sold.

But after hearing all the news—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Wang Xiaobaa: ...Brother, how much do you like this coffin? Tell me, can I order ten or eight coffins?

Mr. Wen stood motionless beside the coffin, his attitude was very resolute, his handsome face was wrinkled, and his eyes were gloomy.

"I'm going to take it with me."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Is it your wife or I am your wife!Why do I feel that I am not as important as a coffin?Could it be that the coffin is the body of the rumor? !

Wang Xiaobaa was silent, if Wen Fengjin's body is a coffin, then wouldn't I be sleeping in his stomach... Goosebumps are starting to rise!

"Boss, why did you bring it with you? We'll only go back for a month, so there are so many palaces and so many beds in the tomb, isn't it enough for the two of us to sleep?!"

Brother Wen: "My brother and I have shared the same bed in this coffin for more than 1000 years."

Wang Xiaobaa: "...so the coffin is the third party among us?"

Boss Wen: "...No."

Wang Xiaobaa: "Hehe!"

Kidney deficiency, sometimes Wang Xiaobaa covered her forehead after wanting to beat someone too much, and now the thief wants to give Wen Feng a set of military boxing and Tai Chi sword.

Bai Yu, who accompanied them to choose a car, almost peed laughing.

In the end, they settled on a white delivery van.

When paying the money, Wang Xiaobaa's hands were shaking, not because of the money, but because of herself who wanted to sleep in bed, but after buying it, Wang Xiaobaa remembered another thing.

He doesn't have a driver's license.

Wang Xiaobaa: ... died with a smile.

He didn't think about the driver's license before because he had passed the driver's license test in college when he was Wang Xiaobaa, and then completely forgot that he had changed his identity during these days, which caused this oolong.

It is even rumored that there will be no modern driver's license.

Just when Wang Xiaobaa wanted to cry, Bai Yu weakly raised her hand, "I have a driver's license, I'll take you there, and I can pick you up when you come back."

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Baiyu's dark face, if Wen Fengjin hadn't grabbed him by the collar of his neck, he would have rushed over and hugged Baiyu tightly and shouted, "Good brother!"

"Dabai is indeed Dabai, baby Nuan!"

Bai Yu puffed out her chest and laughed triumphantly.

The car is bought and things are arranged.

The three of them set off for the tomb palace in the afternoon.

……

The barren mountains and wild ridges are silent and deserted, the trees and weeds make a rustling sound, the damaged stone road has traces of man-made repairs, and the deserted ruins not far away have also been cleaned up. The small temple has already taken shape.

Looking at the stone road leading directly to the top of the mountain, Wang Xiaobaa recalled the memories of her previous life. At that time, a person carried her on her back and walked down the long stone steps. Blood drops fell from them like rain. It hurt so much. , even just recalling certain places on the body will start to ache.

The endless pain and the endless despair also overwhelmed me.

"Brother."

Wang Xiaobaa came back to his senses with a jolt, Wenfeng looked down at him, covered his left cheek with a big cold hand, and rubbed his thumb lightly.

"it's already over."

"...um." It's all over.

Wang Xiaobaa smiled, and took the initiative to rub Wen Fengjin's palm with her face sideways. The cold palm and the deep to strong emotion in Wen Fengjin's eyes comforted him.

Bai Yu, who had been driving the car intermittently for two days, yawned sleepily, squinted his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw Wang Xiaobaa and Mr. Wen walking hand in hand to a certain deep forest and disappearing.

At that time, Mr. Wen was still holding a coffin in his other hand.

Bai Yu was silent for a moment, thinking: Am I just watching my friends walking hand in hand into the grave of love?The one with its own coffin?

Ok……

It's kind of romantic... right?

When she returned to the tomb again, for some reason, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly felt a feeling of just returning to her hometown from her mother's house with Lao Gong carrying the coffin (?).

Especially when he just walked into the deep tomb passage, a big blood lizard rushed over from the opposite tomb passage while spitting like blood, and giant human-faced tree mushrooms, long-haired water ghosts, and transparent half-heads rushed over from the tomb passage. After the two 'jellies' embedded in the tomb wall...

This feeling is even stronger - what a ghost! ! !

If it wasn't for Wenfeng, who would lead him to turn around and run away every minute!

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the army of monsters rushing towards them with a blank face and burst into tears. Do you think you are some cute little cuties who come up to hug and hug you as soon as you open the door!

After being surrounded by Mu Yi to Mu Shi, several big monsters circled around them excitedly, and thoughtfully went to pick up the parcels and coffins in their hands.

That happy look is simply unnecessary.

Seeing a few of them, Wen Feng showed a trace of joy on the indifferent handsome face of human beings, curled his lips and nodded, "You are very good."

Mu Yi and the others were even happier, and then stared at Wang Xiaobaa with expectant eyes.

Wang Xiaobaa hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Uh... they are all good."

Mu Yi and the others' scarlet eyes lit up.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." I don't know why, but I always feel happy to be a father.