I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"Back to the tomb?!"

"Why?! Don't we live well!"

Why do you want to go back to the underground palace?There is no electricity, no internet, no other people, and no good food, so it’s better to be on the ground, right?

Wang Xiaobaa clenched her fists and looked at Wen Feng in disbelief.

Wen Feng was silent for a while, and asked back: "Don't you want to accompany me back to the tomb?"

I am willing to accompany you to the earth, but don’t you want to accompany me back again?

Wang Xiaobaa seemed to see this sentence from Wen Fengjin's eyes, he froze, like a deflated ball, and the unbelievable desire to refute Wen Fengjin was completely broken in his heart.

Even a little afraid to look at Fengjin's eyes.

"I, it's not that I won't go back, can I ask why?"

Wang Xiaobaa squatted on the ground with her head hanging down, her depressed head almost fell to the ground.

Wen Fengjin looked at him like this and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

After gloomy face, the good beauty under the moon turned into a human-eating Shura evil ghost.

He pulled Wang Xiaobaa over on the ground, Wenfengjin's strength was great, and Wang Xiaobaa didn't react, and rolled into Wenfengji's arms almost in a state of embarrassment, with both hands in a mess After waving for a long time, he was restrained and pressed his wrist on Wen Fengjin's heart.

In summer, the thin fabric can't hide the soft touch of the skin, Wang Xiaobaa was taken aback, coupled with complex emotions such as guilty conscience, uneasiness, uneasiness——

In short, he blew up.

"Did you hit me!" He asked with wide-eyed eyes, and before Wen Feng could answer, he was immediately convicted, "You hit me! You hit me!"

Immediately after conviction, the crime is upgraded.

"You raped me!"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

"I do not……"

"You're the one who raped me!!" Wang Xiaobaa's face flushed red, tears welled up in her eyes, and she shouted aggrievedly, "I want to rape you too!"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

After he finished speaking, he yelled and rushed towards Wen Fengjin, twisting back and forth when he couldn't pull his hand out, and wanted to give Wen Fengjin a headbutt with his head.

That looks very much like a girlfriend who is crueler than terrorists. At least terrorists can communicate, but angry little Zongzi can't communicate at all.

Wang Xiaobaa almost hit Wen Fengjin's chin with the head hammer several times, Wen Fengjin could only tilt his head back, and Wang Xiaobaa was not old enough to twist and break free, Wen Fengjin moved back more and more, and immediately About to fall.

As a result, Mr. Wen, who never dared to disobey, also became angry.

He let go of Wang Xiaobaa's hand, and when Wang Xiaobaa rushed over, he pinched his head.

Wen Fengji's limbs were slender, and he was taller than Wang Xiaobaa, so when he pressed Wang Xiaobaa's forehead with one hand, Wang Xiaobaa wailed, "Kill you, kill you." Jin swung it in front of him, like a propeller, and didn't hit Wen Fengji at all, but the groaning appearance of the fried hair appeared clumsy and cute.

Wen·Lover's eye revealed that Xi Shi had a million filters·Big Brother, the anger welling up in his chest after seeing this scene dissipated quite a bit.

But it still needs to be cleaned up.

Before Wang Xiaobaa realized what was going on, he was hugged by his armpit, and after the world was turned upside down, he became a shape with his stomach resting on Wenfeng's legs and his upper body lying on the floor.

"You——! Damn, don't pull my pants! What are you doing! Ahh, domestic violence! You're playing hooligans!"

At this moment, Bai Yu might have been woken up, and opened the door sleepily, "What's the matter, baa... What time is it... Damn it's so exciting!"

When he saw Wenfeng stripping Wang Xiaobaa's pants, he showed a wretched smile, "Hey, I know everything~ I'm sorry to bother you to continue."

After speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...you know what a fart!Escort!

The knee-length sweatpants were torn off, Wen Fengji held down Wang Xiaobaa's waist with one hand, raised his head to avoid Wang Xiaobaa's kicking legs, and then raised his palm high——

"Snapped!"

"Ow!"

"My ass—!"

This slap was merciless, and Wang Xiaobaa let out a scream, feeling that her tailbone was broken.

"Say, are you unwilling to go back to the tomb with me? Huh?" Wen Feng asked him with a low voice and frowning.

Wang Xiaobaa struggled with tears in her eyes, but she just kept her mouth shut.

"Snapped!"

"Oh! I've heard the wind and killed you, uncle! I'll burn you to death with enlightenment when I go upstairs!"

"Say, would you like it!"

Wang Xiaobaa lay on the ground like a little tortoise who couldn't turn over, curling her lips and holding back her tears while taking the time to greet the seven aunts and eight aunts who had heard the wind. Jin frowned. Gently, patted his ass.

He beat him a few times, but Wang Xiaobaa just refused to give in, the two lumps of white snow turned red, Wen Feng put down his raised hand again, and stopped pressing him after a while of silence.

He said, "He has no conscience."

This sentence angered Wang Xiaobaa, and he simply stopped getting up. He turned his head and shouted at Wen Fengjin with his swollen buttocks: "I have no conscience?! I have no conscience. I protected you so much in my previous life. You carry the knife to worry about you?! I have no conscience, the first thing I do when I recover my memory is to forgive you?"

"If other people met such a dark-bellied pervert like you, they would have run away long ago!"

After Wang Xiaobaa finished speaking, she sniffed and her voice weakened, "Although I don't want to go back, I can't bear the modern and comfortable life, I can't bear the mobile phone, computer, WiFi and air conditioner, I can't bear to take out fried chicken and Coke BBQ, I can't bear to bear anime and games, I can't bear to..."

"..." Wen Fengjin's forehead twitched, his face became darker and darker, and when he was about to speak, he heard Wang Xiaobaa say——

"Although I don't want to part with those, but if you want to go back, I will definitely go back with you." He stretched back his hand to cover his butt in discomfort, although his voice was low and his mouth was full of reluctance, he still said: "...you Wherever I go, I will go naturally, and say that I have no conscience - I will call the police and arrest you!"

Hearing that the low air pressure that had been heard here slowly dissipated, his brows also relaxed.

"Oh, it hurts me to death..." Wang Xiaobaa's butt was in burning pain, and she turned her head angrily and glared at Wen Feng.

But Wen Fengjin showed a smile instead, "So you don't want to go with me?"

"Of course I don't want to!" Wang Xiaobaa muttered, "But there's no other way...you go and I go..."

Although he likes the modern and convenient life, he doesn't want to be separated from Wenfeng, Wang Xiaobaa is very clear about this.

Hearing the wind, he laughed.

Then he pulled up Wang Xiaobaa's pants and rubbed them for him. Wang Xiaobaa was still angry and pushed his hand away, sticking to the ground like a salted fish, without turning over.

"... When are we leaving?"

After a while, Wang Xiaobaa raised her head and asked.

Wen Fengjin said at this time: "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, we will leave, but we will not come back."

"What?! We're back!" Wang Xiaobaa was dumbfounded.

"Yes." Wen Fengjin nodded, "I said I want to go back because a few days will happen to be the time when my old friend and I agreed to reunite 40 years ago. We keep our word and we can't break the contract."

"So we'll be back later?"

Hearing the wind, he nodded again.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

"Why didn't you say it earlier!!!" Wang Xiaobaa cried loudly, why on earth did I receive this beating, my ass!

and many more!

Wang Xiaobaa suspiciously looked up and saw that Wen Fengjin got up from the floor.

"Since when did you have friends?"

It's even more unbelievable than a rooster laying eggs after hearing all the rumors, isn't it?

Don’t others know that Wang Xiaobaa doesn’t know? Mr. Wen hasn’t had any friends since he became a “devil king” in his previous life. As far as his cruel and explosive index of “killing your dog” is concerned, almost everyone People will walk around when they hear his name.

Could it be a friend made by Hyundai?

That's even more impossible!They are 'just unearthed' cultural relics, and he has seen everyone he has seen. How can there be any friends who can drink with Wenfeng for 40 years?

Could it be...Wang Xiaobaa couldn't explain it all, "That friend of yours is also a zongzi, right?"

After hearing all the news: "Yes."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." Well, now Zongzi is not lying down in his own grave, and he has to stroll to other people's graves to visit.

"He's very similar to me in how he handles things." Speaking of this friend, Mr. Wen showed a little appreciation in his eyes, "Although we are two hundred years younger than you and me, our strength is greater than yours."

"What's the matter..." Wang Xiaobaa twitched her lips, "All the 'Sailor Moon' in one word have higher strength than me."

"But the way of handling things is similar to yours..." Wang Xiaobai clicked her tongue and sighed, "It seems like a scumbag again."

Hearing all the wind: "..."

"Okay, let's go back." Wang Xiaobaa stood up clutching her butt, and the more it hurt, the more she felt that the inexplicable beating was not worth it, and it was all because Wenfeng never explained it clearly to him.

"... I just don't know what happened to the temple that I asked you to build for Sister Lei. I can take a look when I go back."

Wang Xiaobaa thought for a while, and Wen Fengjin behind him also stood up, and stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his shoulders, but Wang Xiaobaa opened his eyes widening.

"Don't touch me! Look at you spanking my ass!" Wang Xiaobaa yelled fiercely, "Domestic violence doesn't end well! I want to divorce a man like you! Cut off friendship!"

"Drink!"

"..." Wen Feng raised his eyebrows and was about to say something.

Wang Xiaobaa realized that it was not good, turned around and ran away after poohing, with such flexible movements, there was no visible injury on her buttocks at all.

It seems that it was so miserable just now, it was just a disguise.

Hearing the wind behind him, he smiled and shook his head to follow up to the second floor.

The next morning, Wen Fengjin handed a box to Bai Yu, and said meaningfully: "If he proposes something, remember to agree to him."

Bai Yu was startled, a little confused.

But after hearing the wind, Bai Yu didn't intend to continue, so Bai Yu had no choice but to take the small box and follow the route they went to Yi Yan's shop yesterday.

I immediately understood what I heard...

[The author has something to say: It’s a bit late today, I edited an old article and updated two new ones.