I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

As a person, you will always say some insincere words in your life, white lies, malicious deceptions, and polite social words.

'I have something to talk about next time. '

'You look good in this one, too. '

'It's been a long time since you've lost weight. '

'Don't be afraid, it will be fine. '

'I'm fine. '

"we are best friends."

'I've always been by your side. '

We may tell some small lies casually, across the screen of our mobile phone, to strangers, to those close to us, and even to ourselves.

It's not just a protection for us, but more often than not, it also makes things easier for others.

But today, Wang Xiaobaa discovered that she had lost this ability...

Or to be more precise, it has been like this since last night.

Sitting cross-legged on the sofa with her eyes closed, Wang Xiaobaa put her arms around her chest and recalled what happened yesterday. Of course, she definitely wasn't thinking about such things! ! !

It's why he started talking after the feathers on his shoulders started to grow yesterday... It's weird.

Is it possible...

With a sullen face, Wang Xiaobaa waved to the two-dimensional girl Dabai with a smirk on the other side of the sofa holding her mobile phone.

"Big White."

Bai Yu looked up blankly: "What's wrong?"

Wang Xiaobaa looked at him expressionlessly: "Ask me a random question, hurry up!"

"Ah?" Bai Yu was stunned, "Are you going to play truth or dare?"

"Stop talking nonsense and ask!"

"Oh... let me think about it, then..." Bai Yu pointed to herself and said shyly, "I, am I handsome?"

Handsome, say handsome!Wang Xiaobaa muttered a few words in her heart, took a nervous breath and opened her mouth——

"It's too dark to see clearly."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." This is not what I want to say!

Bai Yu: "..." You're talking nonsense, I'm not black, I don't believe it!

"...you ask one more question." Wang Xiaobaa covered her face and said, "Please."

Bai Yu muttered, 'You must have done it on purpose' and said hesitantly, "Then let me ask another question."

"Ask, ask, ask, ask."

"You asked me to ask! Don't laugh at me! Hehe... What do you think of me, my personality, etc. I recently met a new girl and we often play games together! She has a great voice, Yujieyin, you know You still say I'm a good person, hehehe." Bai Yu blushed and swayed, "You say I'm going to talk to her, will she agree?"

After speaking, Bai Yu stared at Wang Xiaobaa expectantly with wide-eyed eyes.

"Your character——"

"Uh-huh!"

"I also think you are a good person. You can try to tell the other party, maybe you will succeed."

"Really?! Wow~~~~"

When Wang Xiaobaa smiled, she was always soft and waxy, giving people a very healing and gentle feeling, but the next second, when Bai Yu was so excited that she was about to jump up, that gentle smiling face suddenly froze, and then Her lips pursed twice...

"Do you think I would say that?" Wang Xiaobaa's face changed, "Idiot!"

Bai Yu: "..."

"——Stupid, stupid, second-hand, solid-eyed, although he is a good person, but since you came, I have been shopping for 'six walnuts' online every day."

"As for the voice of Yujie on the game? Haha, don't be kidding. Really Yujie will play games on weekdays? The computer is definitely a homeless guy who picks his feet, and a sound card is used to trick a little idiot like you hahahaha——"

"Is there still Benxian? Don't let someone send you a good person card at random, and you will drift away. Believe it or not, after you finish speaking, he will say: 'Okay, okay, brother, I will go find you!', and then ask you to give it to me every minute. He paid the taxi fare, and once the red envelope was transferred, the account was blocked, and we will see each other again from now on!"

Sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Wang Xiaobaa propped up her chin with her right hand, raised the corners of her lips and squinted at Bai Yu.

"Are you second-hand?"

Bai Yu: "..."

'Pfft' a knife stabbed steadily into the heart.

Wang Xiaobaa: "Second goods, second goods, second goods..."

Bai Yu: "..."

'Puff puff puff' one is not enough to make up three.

This isn't truth or dare at all, it's clearly a poisonous tongue!

Bai Yu gave a bleak smile, squatted in the corner alone with tears in his eyes, and went to lick his wounded pure young heart.

After saying those words, Wang Xiaobaa, who also regained consciousness, held her head in her hands, and plunged into the sofa pillow, wanting to cry without tears.

He obviously held back just now!But there was a sudden pain in the neck, and then Wang Xiaobaa started to say something she didn't want to say as if she was a different person.

I am done……

Won't he be beaten to death when he goes out like this? ! ! !

This must be a curse...Wang Xiaobaa touched her neck and turned over with blank eyes and turned her head, "Dabai, don't cry..."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Don't cry, you little idiot! Go and call Wenfeng down, I have something to tell you, something big happened..."

2 minute later.

Wen Fengjin sat beside Wang Xiaobaa with his legs crossed, the sweetheart neckline of his casual sportswear exposed a small part of his collarbone, while Bai Yu was on the other side of the sofa holding a blue pillow in his arms.

Both eyes fell on Wang Xiaobaa, who covered her face and doubted her life.

"According to what you said, you can't speak tactfully as usual, you can only tell the truth?" Wen Feng frowned, "What if you don't say it."

Wang Xiaobaa replied: "If you don't talk about the feather pattern on the neck, it will be very painful."

"That's not the truth at all, it's a poisonous tongue, poisonous tongue!" Dabai complained while holding his small heart that had been tied into a hornet's nest.

"Dabai is right..." Wang Xiaobaa struggled to get up from the sofa, feeling hopeless, "If I open my mouth now, I'm sure I'll piss people off to death, and I obviously wanted to say something different, but in the end I said What is exported will always become something else."

After hearing all the rumors: "So it's 'difference between heart and mouth'"

"No, it's not." Wang Xiaobaa scratched her head, "Except for the harsh words, everything I said was my truth."

Hearing this, Bai Yu cried out loudly, and went to the corner to lick her wound with her pillow in her arms.

"Alas..." Wang Xiaobaa sighed and covered her neck; "And I suspect that the reason for all this is the feather pattern on my neck."

Bai Yu poked his head and asked curiously: "What is a feather pattern?"

"It's just..." Wang Xiaobaa told him about the thing that suddenly appeared on his body that day, and Bai Yu was in a daze after hearing it, "I don't want this kind of thing to be contagious, maybe it's a kind of Gu insect, just like in the novel The kind that can control people or something."

Wang Xiaobaa frowned, "Actually, I doubted it too, but I have never had contact with outsiders..."

"Too……"

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu fell silent, at this moment Wen Fengjin suddenly put down his crossed legs and said to Wang Xiaobaa, "Apart from this, is there anything else?"

Wang Xiaobaa was startled: "What else?"

"It's just..." Wen Fengjin squeezed Wang Xiaobaa's chin to make him look at him, his narrow eyes and clear eyes suddenly pulled into the distance.

"You've been avoiding me since this morning, why?"

"I didn't... By the way, you're too close..." Wang Xiaobaa avoided his sight with her face so close, her big eyes rolled around.

Looking at the sky and the earth is not not not seeing the wind and the wind.

What is he going to say?Could it be said that this broken feather pattern also comes with the buff of "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?Now that he sees all the wind, it's like adding a million beauty filters, or the kind of bilinbilin flashing care?

Wang Xiaobaa's deliberate dodge made Wen Fengji's face sink, his eyebrows slowly frowned, the air pressure around him was getting lower and lower, Bai Yu didn't dare to talk nonsense, and a pair of puppy eyes poked out from behind while hugging the pillow, whispering quietly. Mi peeks.

"What are you hiding from me?"

"I do not have!"

After hearing the wind, he said, "Is it because last night I..."

"Don't talk about last night!" Wang Xiaobaa blushed and pushed him, she would rather lie and hurt than tell the truth.

After all, Dabai was still eavesdropping from there!Could you please not say anything.

Wen Feng squeezed the palm against his chest to express his resistance, his face was ashen, but the next moment he suddenly laughed.

Those weird pupils turned into a cold abyss, and the corners of his mouth raised a sharp arc. Although he had an extremely flawless face, that kind of beauty had poisonous stings. When he smiled, Wang Xiaobaa was scared and felt uncomfortable. Good feeling.

When the crisis alarm sounded, Wang Xiaobaa turned around and was about to roll over and escape along the back of the sofa, but his waist was completely embraced.

The world was spinning, and the silver hair hit Wang Xiaobaa coolly on the face, and when he recovered, he was completely resisted by the wind.

Wen Fengjin squinted his eyes, picked up Wang Xiaobaa, and said to Bai Yu with a smile like that of a pervert in a thriller, "Disappear before my eyes, immediately."

Bai Yu picked up the pillow and rushed into the room with a 'whoosh'. The brisk Wang Xiaobaa only saw his burning butt and the tightly closed and locked door.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...From today onwards, I don't have you as a brother, and my friends are exhausted.

Smiling back, Wen Feng lowered his long and narrow eyebrows, and walked towards the bathroom step by step. Wang Xiaobaa on his shoulders struggled vigorously, like a puppy whose paws can't scratch yet and teeth just showed, aware of the danger. After getting scared, he kicked his legs and beat his back.

In desperation, he bit Wen Fengjin's back through his clothes.

Wen Feng pressed the person on the shoulder tightly with one hand, and held the doorknob with the other.

The pain in his back made him laugh, "You can continue to bite, and I will let you bite enough in a while."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa silently let go of her teeth, and stretched out her claws to flatten the crumpled clothes, trying to erase the evidence of the crime.

"Ah."

The opened door closed again.

The bottles and cans placed on the marble countertop of the sink were pushed away, and the buttocks wearing the same style of black sweatpants fell heavily on it, and the wet water stains wet the clothes.

A few strands of long black hair fell into the round sink.

The thin white palm frantically looked for a support point and knocked over the hand sanitizer next to it.

Two pairs of long legs hang down to the ground, I don't know where the slippers went when they kicked around just now, the toes barely touch the ground, and a person stands in front of the sink.

It also prevented the legs from closing together.coconut pear...

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Wenfeng with a half-smile, then looked down at her thin feet, and thought of a trick.

The shoe fell off and there was no way to save it.

[The author has something to say: Catch the bugs later, the second update today,]