I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

What's it like to be swaggering into someone's tomb while being stared at by a group of tomb guard monsters?

It was as if the students in the last row were dragged to the podium to solve problems in public, and the sourness in their hearts could not be expressed. After all, whose tomb was opened by the owner of the tomb?

They had already planned for heavy casualties, but they didn't expect such an ending.

If it weren't for a row of monsters standing next to them, drooling at them, it would really feel like a guest at someone's house.

The man surnamed Yan strode forward. Behind him, Xiao Li turned pale and watched vigilantly with sidelights.

With sweat on his forehead, Ronaldinho clutched the things in his hands, and finally revealed the secret weapon from his backpack. He muttered, "I have the urge to turn around and run now."

Zhenbei has been walking behind him, and looked up when he heard his words, but the expression on his face froze in the next second, he looked at Xiao Luo's weapon that he had held for a long time like a baby, and pointed at it expressionlessly.

"what is this?"

Ronaldinho waved the slender weapon in his hand: "Ah~ this one, the Holy Sword of Physics!"

Zhenbei: "..." A physical holy sword?

"Isn't this just a crowbar..."

Xiao Luo's complexion changed, and he said seriously: "No, this is a physical holy sword. I put it in the temple and blessed it."

"..."

A double-faced person like Zhenbei actually feels suffocated at this moment.

A slender but callused palm stretched out from behind them and slapped on the back of Xiao Luo's head with the sound of the wind. Sister Lei's forehead jumped and she said to Zhenbei: "Don't pay attention to this second grader. When I'm drunk, I'll shout 'Ollie'~"

"Master! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Huh? Dare to yell at the master, do you want me to use the 'Physical Holy Sword' to separate your dick?"

"..."

"..."

Zhenbei silently took two quick steps and walked to Zhenmu's side, don't be too obvious of disgust.

"please wait for a moment."

The monsters who hadn't moved since just now suddenly made a high-pitched sound, frightening everyone's footsteps to stiffen in place, only to see one of the monsters like a long-haired ghost staring at them eerily, walking in front of them.

The cold, mildewy, water-stained smell made the man surnamed Yan even more ugly.

Xiao Li's pupils shrank even more, and his brain, which had already been tensed into a fragile arrow string, gave an instant instruction to attack!

"Pfft!"

"Ahhh—! My hand! Ah—boss!" Xiao Li hugged his right hand that had been corroded and melted from the wrist, knelt down on the ground and wailed grimly, and his right hand was corroded and broken in just a moment. on the ground...

And the murderer who caused all this was one of the monsters that gradually gathered towards them. That monster was like a huge tree mushroom. It just spat at Xiao Li's hand, and Xiao Li's hand was corroded like this broken!

Several people stood back to back and quickly formed a small circle with their weapons in hand. The hands holding the weapons were sweating.No one had time to care about Xiao Li who was wailing on the ground until he was about to lose his breath, but the fear and piercing sound beat hard on their beating hearts!

It's over, are you going to die? !Is this all a trap? !

So many monsters... I knew why I came here!This is not a place for humans to set foot at all!

"You, people, are really rude... Hehehe, the master said that only four people can go in, you decide who will go in and who... will stay..." The tomb guard with the appearance of a female ghost Laughing like something out of a horror movie, it said, "But the ones left will be our food."

"Eat~eat~~hahaha! eat!" The two monsters who had turned their partners into human skin before let out a shrill and terrifying cheer like a child: "Ten of us~ eat together~~~We want internal organs! The offal is super delicious!"

"Then I'm going to have a headache..."

"Cuckoo..." I want their hands.

"Want, think... eyeballs..."

"Ka Ka Ka!" No snatching is allowed, each of us has a share!

A group of unrecognizable monsters surrounded them, and their scarlet eyes greedily looked at their bodies, as if a beast that had been hungry for a long time saw its prey.

Even if you don't understand their words, you can understand their excitement as if they want to tear the rest of the people into pieces for a full meal after they are elected!

"Four people?" The man surnamed Yan looked at Xiao Li on the ground indifferently, raised his foot and kicked Xiao Li, who was still howling, into the monster circle, and said lightly, "This is for you first."

That attitude and tone seemed to be talking about an item rather than a living person!Besides, this person is still his subordinate!

Zhenmu and Sister Lei's complexion changed, and after looking at each other, while guarding against the monster, they also quietly guarded against the man behind. Xiao Luo looked thin and young, but he even laughed when he saw Xiao Li's stunned and terrified face .

The man surnamed Yan and his subordinates are a group of notorious beasts, even if they die, he won't worry that the group of hyenas will bite him and his master in the back!

And Zhenbei clutched the corner of Zhenmu's clothes in horror, as if worried that he would get in the way, covered his mouth in panic as if he was about to vomit.

"What are you doing! You bastard! I'm fucking! I don't want to die! I'll kill you Yan—"

Xiao Li got up from the ground, his face was more terrifying than a ghost because of hatred!He shouted angrily, the only remaining expert picked up the dagger and was about to rush at the man surnamed Yan and die together!

It's just that before he succeeded in the next second, he was dragged back by the hands and feet of the 'grave guard'...

The sound of chewing and screaming was endless, and it lasted for 1 minute before disappearing.

That kind of sound is enough to make the hair stand on end and tremble all over.

Zhenmu's throat kept slipping, and there was a faint smell of blood in the air. Sister Lei and Xiao Luo closed their eyes, and the man surnamed Yan's face stiffened and he pulled the corners of his mouth.

"Ouch—" Mu Bei squatted down and began to retch, probably because the sound just now woke up Zhen Hao, he slowly woke up from the ground, and after seeing where he was, he screamed like a groundhog again !

"what----!"

I have to say that this sound was so shocking that even the man surnamed Yan trembled.

Xiao Luo was so frightened that he kicked him hard, and cursed: "What is the name of the ghost!"

"You dare to kick me!" Zhenhao was no longer afraid. He stood up from the ground and was about to settle accounts with Xiao Luo. He pinched Xiao Luo's neck with his hands. Xiao Luo smiled mockingly and raised the crowbar up.

He has been displeased with this idiot for a long time, and today he happened to feed him to the monster guarding the grave!

Sister Lei covered her head and muttered: "Does this guy have any brains? Do you think this is his home?"

"Brother, what are you doing..." Zhenmu frowned fiercely, he saw that Xiao Luo was going to clean him up, and stretched out to stop him.

"Snapped!"

A slap hit Zhen Mu's face hard!

Zhenmu tilted his head in astonishment, while Zhenbei's pupils shrank, and his fingers clenched tightly.

Zhen Hao looked at him with a sneer and said, "Eating dog food from inside and outside, you dare to stop me if you don't help me, how do you protect me? What's going on now, Zhen Mu, take me out safely right now!"

"..."

The satiated monster looked at the group of people as if watching a play.

And Mr. Yan and Sister Lei, including Xiao Luo, were silent for a while after he finished speaking, and then they couldn't help laughing, Sister Lei looked at Zhenmu: "I said, why do you bear it, just let him. "

"...No." No matter how stupid Zhenhao is, he is still his elder brother, close relative by blood, and Zhenmu is so annoyed that he wants to beat him up, but he has no choice but to watch him being eaten by these monsters.

"Tsk! Your character is really... But I'm going to say something ugly." Sister Lei chuckled lightly: "If we can't meet the requirements of these monsters, then we may all die, and we need to stay among the six of us." Two... Zhenmu, who do you think will stay here?"

"What? You don't think you can let any of the three of us stay? Haha."

Among the six of them, only Zhenhao and Zhenbei of the Zhen family have no strength, and it is self-evident who will be left behind.

Zhenmu's pupils narrowed and looked at Zhenbei, and the Changfeng sword in his hand quickly pointed at the other three people, striding over to block Zhenbei behind him.

"No one is allowed to hurt my brother! Otherwise... I will let you stay with me!"

Zhenbei frowned and looked at them at a loss: "Brother..."

Zhenhao frowned: "What are you talking about? Why are you not afraid? Zhenmu Zhenbei, you answer my question."

But at this moment, no one pays attention to him, after all, Zhen Mu's attitude is very obvious...

Zhenhao is doomed to die.

"Second Brother..." When Zhen Mu looked at the three men warily, Zhen Bei suddenly called his name.

"how……"

Zhenmu bent down in astonishment and coughed dryly. He looked at the fist that hit his chest, his eyes were so dark that he couldn't even breathe, and before his consciousness dissipated, he looked up at Zhenbei in disbelief.

"you……"

"Second brother, you are so annoying~"

Zhenbei smiled brightly, "Close your eyes well, or I'll make you hurt even more."

"Zhenmu..."

In a frivolous and smiling tone, he called him by his name.

'puff'

Zhenmu fell to the ground, Zhenbei let out a muffled laugh, and picked up the person on the ground with only one hand and put it on his shoulders. He smiled and faced Sister Lei who was also smiling.

"You already knew it? I hate smart women the most. It's disgusting."

Sister Lei patted the stunned apprentice, and replied: "You twisted monster wearing human skin is even more disgusting, tsk, you stink."

"Hahahaha!" Zhenbei's sunny face showed a happy smile, as if bathed in sunlight, and his whole body was full of warmth, but when he narrowed his peach eyes and raised the corners of his lips, he said The words are chilling.

He said: "The three of you go there, the three of us brothers will have to settle accounts, especially my elder brother, I can't wait to see him being torn into pieces, ha ha."

"..."

"..."

"Let's go." The man surnamed Yan turned around indifferently, and sister Lei did the same.

"Where are you going?! Wait! Zhenbei, you idiot, don't touch me - what are you going to do - ah!"

Zhenbei held Zhenmu on the shoulder with one hand and pinched Zhenhao's head with the other hand, smiling at him tenderly amidst Zhenhao's screams and struggles.

Then that hand slammed his head down and hit the ground, and then took out a butterfly knife...

Xiao Luo, who couldn't help turning his head back, looked at Zhenbei and heard Zhenhao's scream, and even licked the corner of his lips excitedly——

The Zhen family turned out to be such twisted people!

Xiao Luo, whose scalp was numb, quickly followed the master's footsteps.

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