I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Wang Xiaobaa took the cowhide notebook next to her pillow with trembling hands almost blank.

He found this notebook from the backpacks of the pair of tomb robbers in the side hall, because he was alone since he was a child, had no friends or relatives, and he was afraid of being lonely, so he had the habit of writing a diary since he was a child. It's okay to find out by yourself and have fun.

The style and structure of the two books are completely different, one is obviously ancient and the other is obviously modern.

But the same thing is that they all have six big characters written on the cover!

【Wang Xiaobaa's Diary】

"..."

This is childish enough to look like the mark of a child in a kindergarten class, and it's so ugly that it looks like a drunk dung beetle crawling out of it...

...Well, I wrote it, that's right.

Wang Xiaobaa turned over the two notebooks with a dull face.

The first page on the left hand: [Wang Xiaobaa's diary: Today is the second day I have been a wife in the underground palace tomb, I am hungry...

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The first page on the right hand side: [Wang Xiaobaa's diary: Today is the second day after I traveled to ancient times to be a senior brother, and I'm hungry... Hehe~! 】

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"..."

Hey hey your sister ah hey hey!Also wavy lines!Wave line, your uncle, wave line!

Wang Xiaobaa closed the notebook with a snap, trembling like a Parkinson's patient. It's impossible, how could I write such a thing?How can this kind of stuff written by a mentally retarded person get in touch with a suave and handsome man like me in Yushu Linfeng?

I have obviously never been to ancient times, nor have I seen Wenfengjin, let alone those memories...

Calm down—Wang Xiaobaa, you have to calm down—!

So he turned to the second page of his diary.

[Wang Xiaobaa's diary: In order to prevent others from peeking at my diary, I decided to use pinyin!Why not use English?Because I can't ah ha ha ha!Am I super smart? Wink~]

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Calm down, be sure to be calm, cold—what the hell am I #%￥#@%&—wink you shit!

Regardless of the secrets revealed in the notebook, Wang Xiaobaa covered her face just looking at the accents of the second-year middle school girls, feeling ashamed and painful.

Wenfeng next to him winked at him, "This is your essay. I don't know most of the characters on it, and there are some weird symbols. At that time, I called all the bachelors and subordinates who were good at foreign languages, and countless People have been studying this notebook for a long time, but they have not been able to figure out what is written in it. Now that you are here, senior brother, why don't you just read it to me."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

... so many people + disclosure + research together = large execution site.

Crooked, funeral parlor?I want to cremate myself, okay?Yes, I have been dead for a long time, and today I want to die again.

After hearing the wind, "what's the matter, brother? Why don't you read it?"

Wang Xiaobaa looked down at the notes, and turned another page: [Wang Xiaobaa's Diary: The food in the academy is so good!I want to chant a poem: The kitchen chef has great cooking skills, sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and cakes, which one can I choose?How about a plate of meat dishes?Tsk tsk, I'm so talented, hahahaha!farewell! 】

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." Don't look!You close your eyes!This idiot is not I - not I -!

Hearing the wind, the other end is still urging: "Since the brother doesn't read it, did you find something?"

"I did discover something," Wang Xiaobaa said.

"Oh?" Wenfeng asked with a smile, "What is it?"

Wang Xiaobaa smiled and shed two lines of tears and said: "I am indeed a sand sculpture."

Live with a smile.jdg.

Hearing all the wind: "..."

"Senior brother said some words that Feng Jin couldn't understand, but after reading this, senior brother must understand what's going on."

Wang Xiaobaa nodded very heavily, and he turned a few more pages, and there were several paragraphs written on it: 'I saw that child today, how could the big villain who has lost his life be like this in the future. ''Well, I found that speaking and writing can't reveal the existence of that thing, but I will do the task well, if I fail, I will delete my memory and burp, it's too strict...'

Also: 'Xiaozheng is so kawaii!I must raise him a good child with morality, intelligence, physique and beauty! ''And what the hell is this setting, to grow a big villain since childhood, to be the white moonlight in the villain's heart, I'll go, what a sand sculpture... Sand sculpture xx! '

Wang Xiaobaa, who read half of the notes, put down the notes and covered her head for several hours, while Wen Feng was always by his side to accompany him.

Wang Xiaobaa shook his head, although he felt unbelievable and confused, but after reading this diary, he combined the various time-traveling and rebirth articles he had read online.

He probably knew that the previous self should be bound to the system for some reason, and the "that thing" and "sand sculpture xx" mentioned in the diary should refer to the system.

And his task may be to care for the big villain, give him warmth and educate him to be a kind person in the villain's tragic childhood...

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaobaa raised her eyes and took a look.

Sensing the line of sight, Wen Fengji, who was wearing bright red and black robes, subconsciously showed a wicked smile, his eyes were dark, the corners of his mouth were drawn, and there was a little red line between his brows.

Wang Xiaobaa: ... Boss, do you think you can pass the moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor skills?sports? !

Alas, so there is no need to ask, and the system is not blind. Seeing that this boss has grown into such a virtue, with a wave of his hand, his memory is also erased, and he is sent back to the modern world.

Maybe he belched inexplicably because of the system.

And it was rumored that after his death, this guy built an underground palace, collected rare treasures, planted acacia trees, and waited for him in the underground palace for more than 1000 years.

And Wang Xiaobaa's transition from modern times to ancient times is only a matter of a moment, so in reality, he just died after failing in a mission last night, and was summoned into this body by the long-awaited Wenfengjin...

Damn it, why does the more I think about it, the more I feel that he and Wenfeng are the male-male version of the movie "Mythology"? !

And if it's what he guessed, he would be happy to have a system. Ancient and modern times are nothing more than a word for a system...

Can you hear the wind?How did you spend the past 1000 years guarding his corpse?

And based on his understanding of himself, maybe it was because of his mission that he got close to the other party carelessly. He wanted to fool around with Bai Yueguang, but in the end, his relationship with him became so silly and unclear.

What kind of infatuation and paranoia is heard...

Think about it from a different position, if you throw me on the ground alone, there will be a corpse beside me...

Damn, Wang Xiaobaa rubbed his arm, let alone a year or two, he couldn't take it for ten days and half a month!Anyone who comes to a tomb robber can't wait to chat with others for ten dollars.

No wonder Mr. Wen has a different expression every day, as if he is mitotic.

It's all forced by life~~~

He turned directly to the end, and found that the diary was only written up to the day when Wen Feng passed the crowning ceremony, and someone ripped off the diary after that.

Wen Fengjin next to him narrowed his eyes, reached out and took the diary from Wang Xiaobaa's hand.

He said: "The pages here have been damaged when I got them. Since the brother has already read them, I will continue to put them back for preservation."

Wang Xiaobaa scratched her head: "But isn't this my diary? And there seems to be another one in the wooden box, can I read that?"

Unexpectedly, after he finished speaking, Wen Fengji's face sank suddenly, and the sticky smile receded completely like the tide, the narrow and elongated pupils suppressed something creepy, he seemed to want to be gentle, But that cold, depressed voice was even more terrifying.

"Senior brother and I are so clearly separated now? And senior brother read it wrong, that is not your essay, it is mine."

"I clearly saw a king on it..."

"Brother."

"what?"

"Don't make me angry~"

"..."

I, Wang Xiaobaa, have lived for so many years, and it’s the first time I’ve seen someone say ‘yo~’ so murderously…

"Brother, I noticed it when you came to this body to replace the real sleeping lamp, so since I was seven years old, I wanted to get close, and the person I wanted was a ray of light from nowhere. Soul, but I’m lucky, I’ve even been praying that you’ll stay here forever, I’m afraid you’re just a dead person who’s resurrected, and every day I’m careful to help you keep this secret and clean up your revealing feet.”

So apart from those people before, on the day of my coronation ceremony, the hidden guard sent by the dog emperor to kill me, and the dean of the academy who found out that something was wrong with you and asked to get rid of you, were all dealt with by the old department left by my father.

What's different is that you found out that day...

That was probably the beginning of your estrangement from me... Wen Feng tilted his head, put his hand on the side of Wang Xiaobaa's face, his eyes didn't move, and the corners of Wang Xiaobaa's mouth straightened in horror, and then turned up.

"Now that you know my secret, Senior Brother, do you still want to alienate me? Do you still think that what I love is only the former owner of this body?"

Wang Xiaobaa shook her head crazily, for fear that if she shook her head too slowly, the boss would kill him together.

And there's nothing worse than finding out that your current boyfriend is actually an ex-boyfriend, especially if you're still a scum in the eyes of outsiders!The other party has been waiting for you for a long time, but in return you completely forgot about him and said, 'Don't use me as a stand-in'!

Wang Xiaobaa swallowed her saliva: Wen Fengjin has such a good temper.

Just as I thought about it, I heard Feng Jin say: "Brother, I have suffered so much these years..."

The resentment in his tone and the terror in his tone are like a female ghost in a movie saying: "Ah~ I died so badly~"

Wang Xiaobaa: "...I was wrong! Besides, I don't have any memory now, how would I know? That's right! Why didn't you show me this thing earlier!"

Wen Fengjin's expression changed slightly, and then he relaxed again. He said: "You just woke up in those few days. The memory of the previous death was so painful after all. I don't want you to recall it."

"Really." Wang Xiaobaa remembered what he said before, they were hunted down because of the elixir, and they seemed to be tortured in the end, especially when he died in the end, it must be him who is a huge blow to Wenfeng. blow.

No wonder he didn't want me to think about it, Wang Xiaobaa's little head was in a daze after being stimulated by a series of things, and she sat in the coffin with a headache and slowly sorted it out.

Seeing Wang Xiaobaa quickly believe him and that ignorant face, Wen Fengjin's smile deepened.

At that time, the blood sacrifice was not completed, and there was no control brought by the blood sacrifice. What if the brother remembered what I did to you and left me again?

And...feeling guilty towards me, relying on my senior brother wholeheartedly in this underground palace...

I like it so much.

If you don't restrain yourself, it will hurt him.

Huh~

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