I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Wang Xiaobaa's diary: How should I say today, alas... I want to say that I, a zombie, can also have diarrhea, and I still pull and pull, and a big brother falls from the top of my head to watch, do you believe it?

The shameless yet righteous Wang Xiaobaa lay down in the coffin and fell asleep leaning on the hard jade pillow.

Until midnight, his stomach suddenly felt a familiar pain!

Wang Xiaobaa sat up clutching her stomach, her expression contorted.

"What's the matter with the sleeping lamp?" Wenfeng never sleeps, so every time he falls asleep, he gets up quickly when he hears movement around him.

"I, me, me! I seem to have a bad stomach... Fuck, why do zombies still want to shit?!" Wang Xiaobaa clutched her stomach and wanted to cry, "Open the lid of the coffin!"

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't wait to crawl out.

After hearing that Feng Jin opened the coffin, he frowned and said: "But there is no toilet in the underground palace."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Yeah, who's building a toilet from their own grave?Let's not talk about how to clean the dry toilets in the ancient underground palace, just say that there is someone pooping in this underground palace? !

Who cares about the fact that the owner of the tomb might wake up suddenly and go to the toilet at night? !

"Then, what should I do..." Wang Xiaobaa clutched her buttocks and clamped her legs tightly, wanting to cry without tears, her face twisted together, "Boss, think of a way!"

Now the 'shi' is coming to an end, if we don't solve it...

It was also the first time for Wen Fengjin to encounter such a situation. He looked at Wang Xiaobaa's 'scareful' expression, coughed and put his fist against the corner of his mouth and said: "There are many traps here, but you can go to the outermost part of the underground palace to have a look. , the craftsmen who built the underground palace would build, puff, cough, and build latrines in the small room near the tomb passage."

"..."

Damn, you think I can't see your gloating smile if you cover your mouth, don't you...

Wang Xiaobaa gritted her teeth and said, "Then what are you waiting for?! Let's go!"

"But... due to the huge construction of the tomb, it takes two hours to gallop from here on horseback. As for ordinary humans walking..." Wang Xiaobai changed the subject with the desire to survive in Wang Xiaobai's eyes.

"Although the underground palace is huge, I can also take you there personally. You only need to be patient for half an hour."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa didn't know whether she was angry or holding back, her hands were trembling, "You said you're fine, why did you make the tomb cover so big! Take me there—I want——"

Speaking of this, Wang Xiaobaa's face changed and her legs were clamped instantly, and Wen Fengjin even picked up Princess Wang Xiaobaa, and rushed out like a flying swallow.

The surrounding scenery receded quickly, and Wang Xiaobaa was in his arms with blown hair flying around.

When Wang Xiaobaa was put down, he leaned on the wall with a wooden face and patted Wen Fengjin's shoulder.

"Brother, you drive a good car... Ugh..."

The speed is two hundred miles, and the mood is like a sea—voo——!

After vomiting, Wang Xiaobaa waved her hands in the puzzled eyes of Wen Feng, "Big brother, go out, I'll squat for a while, in case there is nothing to wipe your butt for a while, you go and look through the backpacks of those big brothers who are tomb robbers, and see Check for white paper."

"Okay." Wen Fengjin nodded and was about to turn his head away but suddenly stopped. He turned his head and looked at Wang Xiaobaa with a smile on his face, "Senior brother will not pretend to have a stomachache in order to leave the underground palace and deliberately lie to me. Bar?"

Wang Xiaobaa frantically lifted her clothes and knotted her trouser belt for a moment, then gave him a middle finger with a blank expression.

"Get out of here, or I'll be so disgusting in front of you, believe it or not."

Wen Feng let out a chuckle and still left, but before he left, he said: "The tomb palace is full of dangers, I'd better ask Mu Yi to come and accompany you, don't worry, he is the grave guard of the tomb palace, among the little things I raised One of the cutest of them all.”

Wang Xiaobaa babbled while squatting.

Isn't it just that you can't trust me? !snort!

But what's so cute about me? I'm so cute?The shameless Wang Xiaobaa pouted, and a few seconds later his body froze...

Well, he remembered hearing that there were no normal living things in the underground palace... and what kind of pets can the big zongzi keep?Hutch? !

That must not be a serious thing!

Wang Xiaobaa got into a ball, yelling crazily in her heart that the boss loves me once.

But after 10 minutes, the boss Wen didn't come back to love him again, because at this time the boss was lost in thought while facing several rolls of toilet paper packed in waterproof bags.

Forgive the boss, he has never seen toilet paper.

This Wang Xiaobaa had a cold face, pinching his own arm so hard that he didn't cry out. He has a characteristic that the more frightened he becomes, the more nervous he becomes, the calmer he behaves, commonly known as petrified.

And now it is.

Wang Xiaobaa fell into deep thought as she looked at the 'cute' who looked like a skinned lizard man in front of her.

Even the desire to squat in the pit was frightened back.

After being silent for a while, he whispered to the skinned lizardman who had climbed to the wall above his head, using his upper teeth to smash his lower teeth: "Mu Yi?"

The lizard man on top of his head burst into a smile from his left ear to his right ear in an instant, and he also let out a barbell-like 'click' laugh, and the meaty tail behind his buttocks flicked happily...

Is this damn cute? !

This damn is so cute!

Your little things look so unique! ! !

And this is not the most frightening thing, the most frightening thing is that when he was trembling and conscientiously doing the 'dung bucket', he only heard a loud bang on his head, and then the whole tomb passage began to tremble!

Mu Xiaocutie, who was lying on the roof, also let out a 'giggle' sound similar to the horror of the female ghost in the curse, while quickly circling around the roof violently, as if he was on guard against something, while using very Look at Wang Xiaobaa with spiritual eyes.

The general meaning is: Hey brother, why don't you get up yet, don't you see that there is danger!

Wang Xiaobaa squatting bare buttocks: "..."

Brother, it's not that I don't remember, but that I don't have paper.

Wang Xiaobaa hesitated for a long time between being crushed to death in the earthquake by grabbing her waistband, or not wiping her butt and being stinked to death directly by herself.

Just when he gave up his integrity and was ready to stand up with his pants in his arms.

Brackets: After all, if he dies in the latrine, I don’t know if the boss can fish him out.

But at this moment!The violent noise above the head suddenly increased!Half a meter away from Wang Xiaobaa's head, a stone slab suddenly flipped open, revealing the dark hole inside, and then there was a heart-piercing scream from a strange man.

A big brother rolled down from the hole like a ball and landed on the ground less than [-] centimeters away from Wang Xiaobaa!

"Oh...there are traps everywhere on the edge of the underground palace..." The big brother was quite strong, he squinted his eyes and tried to prop himself up, but ended up with a certain zongzi who happened to be pulling up his pants. Eyes met.

You two look at me, I look at you.

you look at me, i look at you

you see...

Wang Xiaobaa tightened her trousers in embarrassment: "Then... big brother, do you have any paper?"

The handsome big brother: "..."

The two stared at each other in silence for a long time, and the other party suddenly let out a deafening scream!

"My mother--the big rice dumpling in red--and she can talk--! Brother, save me!!!"

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa, who was about to be deaf: I went to the toilet in my tomb, and a big brother fell from the sky, and screamed, so scared that my papa didn’t dare to poop. Who do you think we’re going to provoke? ? ? ?

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