I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Xiaobaa.

Now I am sleeping in a coffin, wearing a red wedding dress and reborn as a zongzi (zombie) that has been dead for more than 1000 years. Now I am very panicked, not only dare not move, but also want to pee.

why?Because I found that this is not the scariest thing, the scariest thing is that I found that this coffin does not live alone... It is still a double bed!

Wang Xiaobaa tightly closed her eyes. In fact, he didn't just wake up. He woke up for a while, but when he woke up and opened his eyes, he found that he was not himself, but a gentleman wearing an ancient red wedding dress. Brackets: The dead kind.

Lying next to him was a handsome man wearing cumbersome and gorgeous red and black robes, his face was as lifelike as a living person, parentheses: also the dead kind.

Wang Xiaobaa rolled her eyes and fainted again.

When he woke up again, Wang Xiaobaa found out that the elder brother next to him had also moved! ! !

What the hell!

Wang Xiaobaa tightly closed her eyes and dared not look at the people around her.

So what about being handsome? !Even if he is handsome, he is also a dead man!It's also very good at cheating corpses!

Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha Virgin Mary...

Wang Xiaobaa crazily played the scene of zombie Taoism in his mind, for fear that his neck would be bitten off by that big rice dumpling.

As a result, the big brother next to him moved more and more in an arc, and a cold chill really stuck to Wang Xiaobaa's neck.

Ahhhhh-!

He desperately suppressed the urge to urinate and scream, and he could feel goosebumps on his neck, huh?Do dead people have goosebumps?

Wang Xiaobaa has a problem. The more scared and nervous he is, the calmer his face becomes. When he is too scared and nervous, he will crazily lower his smile. When he was a child, he got injections with other children. Other children cried and he laughed.

The nurse thought it was silly to give the child an injection.

Deeply implemented the phrase 'the surface is as stable as an old dog, but in fact it is panicked'.

Relying on his many years of experience in advising dogs, Wang Xiaobaa held back the itching on his neck and left without waiting for him to breathe a sigh of relief.

That handsome guy Zongzi began to pick off his clothes carefully...

Hmm... undressing...

I'll go to your uncle's stinky hooligan-!

This cold paw has reached out to me and rubbed it. If I don't jump up and hit you on your knee, I will write my last name upside down!

...Anyway, writing backwards is king.

When Wang Xiaobaa wanted to muster up the courage to resist for his integrity and dignity, the handsome Zongzi in ancient costume hugged him gently and sighed, breathing coolly on his forehead.

"Mian Deng, it's another day in the world, when will you wake up?"

It turns out that Zongzi can still talk, Wang Xiaobaa thought to herself, who is Mian Deng?Could it be that he is the master of my current body?It seems that this body is only preserved and not corrupted, and it has not really come alive.

Just as he was thinking this way, a cold kiss approached his mouth, with the smell of ancient agarwood, he kissed his mouth tenderly and affectionately

Fuck my first kiss——!

Wang Xiaobaa's heart burst into tears, unexpectedly, his first kiss was left to this strange zongzi, even if he is handsome, he is still a zongzi!

Hey, this is the first kiss I left for my future boyfriend...

Although it is uncomfortable, nothing is more important than being alive.

Wang Xiaobaa closed her eyes in the dark and didn't dare to expose herself. Feeling the delicate words on her mouth, the meaning of being cared and cherished, she couldn't help but feel a little shy. After all, he is a boy in puberty. This stage is the most unbearable stimulation.

Wang Xiaobaa was forced to accept the other party's kiss, and secretly rejoiced that this handsome guy had a cool mouth without the smell of corpses. If his mouth was full of stench like in a movie, he would definitely not be able to resist spitting at the other party's face.

This kiss lasted for half an hour. If I hadn't been a corpse now, I would have been suffocated. Thinking of the owner of the tomb, his wedding dress, and such intimate actions...

These two people can't be ancient homosexuals!

All the outstanding young people in my modern motherland are single, and the ancient corpses of other people have women.

Ugh……

After a while, Wang Xiaobaa gradually began to enjoy the kiss. He didn't dare to move his tongue, so he could only accept it with his mouth open. Thinking about the affectionate and careful movements of this handsome zongzi, he suddenly felt emotional. The other party and this body must have been very different before. A loving couple, otherwise they would not be able to die and they would have to be buried together, and they would have to kiss their daughter-in-law every day even if they had become zongzi, the kisses were so tender.

What a man!It's a pity to die...

Thinking about something, Wang Xiaobaa swallowed subconsciously...

The soft and passionate kiss came to an abrupt end.

The cold lips left his mouth, and Wang Xiaobaa broke into a cold sweat from fright!

Oh shit, it's over.

The atmosphere is deadly.

Wang Xiaobaa opened her eyes a little, and peeked through the light from the luminous night pearl inside the coffin, and found that handsome Zongzi was wearing a red and black ancient costume, with a red crown and black hair, a bright red pattern between her eyebrows, and a lined face. Soft yet sharp, with blue lips, long and narrow eyes, black pupils with much less white, looking at him with a very complicated gaze mixed with joy, excitement and anxiety.

Oh my god!

Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly closed her eyes in self-deception, the handsome guy who cheated on the corpse pressed something, and the sound of mechanism movement came from inside the coffin.

Then the coffin lid on the coffin slowly slid open...

Brother, coauthoring your coffin is still in slide mode...

When a slightly harsh light came in, Wang Xiaobaa opened her eyes and slowly widened, sitting up and looking out of the coffin as if she forgot where she was.

It was a huge circular hollow like a hollowed out mountain. It was very large, as big as an enlarged Olympic bird's nest. The huge circular space was built with dense pavilions and palaces attached to the hanging walls.

Like the temples built on the cliffs in those scenic spots, but they can overlook these buildings, that is to say...

In the middle of the huge cavity and the surrounding mushroom-like buildings, there is a huge stone pillar that is entwined with tree roots.

And on the wide platform on the stone pillar grows an old tree that needs seven people to embrace it.

What shocked Wang Xiaobaa was not the old tree, but the pink peach blossoms that were in full bloom on the old tree. There were only flowers but no leaves!

How far are the flowers blooming?Blooming like a crimson fire burning on the tree.

The light projected from the top of the head gave the tree a sacred meaning...

Their coffins are under the burning cherry tree.

The shocked Wang Xiaobaa took a long time to recover, and then turned her head.

Brother Zongzi, whose eyes are hotter than peach blossoms, is smiling at him.

"..."

The two stared at each other in silence for a while.

"Zombie, zombie—!"

Wang Xiaobaa shivered and shouted, rolling her eyes.

Ga, dizzy.

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