Abnormal Museum Pokédex

After lunch and taking a break, Xiao Su drove his gay minicooper to Pingqiao Town.

Wu Xingyu learned that he, a law student, was going to attend the "Golden Autumn Blessing Class", and expressed his solemn protest that he would rather die than surrender.But after hearing Xiao Su talk about the cause and effect, he agreed enthusiastically, expressing his willingness to do both for the good brother's natural science popularization career.

Xiao Su was very moved, but Wu Xingyu's focus drifted very seriously: "Pig Peggy? Why do I feel that this name sounds familiar... She and you video? Does it look good? How old is it? Is it cute? Don't you have brothers and sisters at home?"

Xiao Su: Are you sick?

Chen Jianguo's manor was in Erdaoqiao Village, [-] kilometers west of Pingqiao Town. Because Wu Xingyu made an appointment with the client in a hurry, Xiao Su accompanied him to the client's house in the town first.

Wu Xingyu really wasn't bragging. This client named Zhang Chanjuan was indeed very rich. The villa was built like a museum. It was located among mountains, rivers, and bamboo forests, full of poetic charm.

After ringing the doorbell, a neat nanny came out to open the door. Xiao Su wanted to wait in the car, but Wu Xingyu dragged him in too: "Go in and give me courage. If I encounter sexual harassment, I can save you." I!"

Xiao Su: Is Ms. Zhang Chanjuan blind?

The two entered the living room, only to see a well-dressed middle-aged woman standing up from the sofa: "Xiao Wu is here, and he brought colleagues? I haven't seen this one before, oh, he's so handsome, but give me It's better than that!"

Xiao Su looks like his father, with sword eyebrows and bright eyes, gentle and handsome, which belongs to the class of a modest gentleman.Back then, his father married Bai Fumei, his mother, because of his good looks and empty gloves.

Speaking of which, his mother is the ultimate in face control. When he first entered university, he disregarded his family's opposition and conceived Xiao Su, so his poor father was able to "marry" into a wealthy family.

It's a pity that the blue face is unlucky, the handsome guy is always blown away by the rain and the wind, and died before he was 40 years old.

Xiao Su smiled politely and said nothing.Wu Xingyu said: "He's my classmate. He dropped me by the way today. Sister Zhang, you really hurt my heart. I'm the top lawyer in our law firm, a gold medal lawyer who values ​​both beauty and wisdom."

Zhang Chanjuan was so teased by him, Xiao Su was smiling, MMP in her heart: Brother, do you seem to be afraid of being sexually harassed?

But there is one thing Wu Xingyu did not lie, this Zhang Chanjuan is really well maintained, she is already 62 on her ID card, and at first glance, people will believe that she is 42.Xiao Su sat and listened to them talk about some kind of property entrustment contract, secretly thinking about how to ask her about maintenance methods later, and which institution did the "not aging injection" get, so that I can give my mother relief later.

Since the death of her father, the entire family business has fallen on the mother's shoulders. A woman's family is both inside and outside, and she has to worry about her son's health all the time. She doesn't look as good as this 62-year-old lady.

But after a while, the two finished talking. Wu Xingyu's eloquent tongue coaxed the elder sister... aunt... grandma was in a good mood, and signed the contract very generously: "I can trust your law firm, and I can rest assured that Xiao Wu will handle things!"

Wu Xingyu raised his eyebrows proudly at Xiao Su.Xiao Su gave him a wink, and he immediately got it, and asked Zhang Chanjuan while arranging the documents: "Sister Zhang, there is something I want to ask you, but I'm afraid you will be angry..."

"Ask, why are you being so polite with your sister?"

"Hey, I want to ask if you have any secrets for taking care of yourself." Wu Xingyu said, "To be honest, when I first met you, I thought you were only 40 years old. Today, you seem to be younger. I also believe that you are 35 years old. .”

This flattery made the client feel refreshed, Zhang Chanjuan smiled and said: "Xiao Wu, you can really talk. But you are only so old, boys don't have to think about these things so early, right?"

"Then you have to plan ahead, who would think that you are too young and handsome? Hehe, I actually asked for my mother."

"Really filial." Zhang Chanjuan sighed, "Xiao Wu, you are not an outsider, so I'll just say it straight - I have been receiving an anti-aging injection in an anti-aging center in Sweden these years, and the effect is very good, but it is a bit expensive. Needles cost about 100 million."

Wu Xingyu was stunned: "Wow! A needle and a half suite?"

Zhang Chanjuan said: "You don't need to do it very frequently, once every six months or ten months is enough. Look at me, isn't the effect particularly natural? It's much more reliable than those Korean medical aesthetics."

Wu Xingyu nodded again and again, Xiao Su couldn't help asking: "Do you know what this needle injects? How safe is it?"

"I don't know much about this. The contract is written in Swedish. When I signed it, the doctor gave a brief introduction. It seems to be some kind of terminally differentiated cell therapy." Zhang Chanjuan said, "It must be safe. They are in Sweden. It is certified by the state, but our domestic laws are different from the international ones, so there has never been an institution to do this.”

Terminally differentiated cells?Xiao Su thought for a while, and vaguely remembered that it was a kind of stem cell, and the stem cell anti-aging beauty method existed more than ten years ago, but because the principle and effect were relatively...metaphysical, it became quiet after a while. .

Didn't expect it to revive all these years?Looking at Zhang Chanjuan's situation, the effect is quite good.

After chatting for a few more words, the two left.Zhang Chanjuan sent them to the door, and the conversation was still intense: "I have a gossip. I heard that a domestic company has already applied for the agency of this agency. Maybe there will be a domestic version of this old needle in a while."

Wu Xingyu asked enthusiastically: "Do you know which company? I can pay attention to it in advance, so I can wait in line or something."

"Then I don't know, I'll ask a friend for you when you have time." Zhang Chanjuan said reservedly, "Domestic needles will definitely be cheaper, and ordinary people can afford them... But if the curative effect is good, I think Or foreign needles are more reliable, after all, our country’s medical development is too backward.”

Xiao Su especially wanted to tell her that our country is already ahead of the world in stem cell research, but she kept her mouth shut because she was determined. After all, the superstition of foreign products has been deeply rooted in the older generation. Even if the face is young, the heart is still standing still.

The two bid farewell to Zhang Chanjuan and drove west to Erdaoqiao Village.Wu Xingyu asked Xiao Su: "Do you think what she said is reliable? Will the needle have side effects? Like in a science fiction movie, it will rejuvenate at first, and then the evil force feedback becomes like old bark."

Xiao Su said: "I'll go home and ask my mother, her company seems to be launching a health product project, maybe someone knows."

Wu Xingyu nodded, remembering his "ultimate mission", and asked, "What am I going to do in that Master Chen's class later?"

Xiao Su: "Listen carefully."

Wu Xingyu: "..."

Xiao Su said earnestly: "You should be more serious, first gain Master Chen's favor, go over and have a chat with him after he finishes speaking, bring the topic to the beast, tell him that your cousin is terminally ill and dying, beg him to open the door. Sell ​​the beast to you for a low price, and take it home to renew my cousin's life."

Wu Xingyu was dumbfounded, he never expected that there would be a side plot, and he said in a low voice, "He asked me about a terminal illness, how should I make it up?"

Xiao Su had already prepared and threw him a file bag.Wu Xingyu opened it and was even more shocked: "Isn't this your medical record?"

"I asked the Taobao store, and the fake medical records will not be received until tomorrow at the earliest." Xiao Su said, "Use mine first, I have already painted out the name, remember not to let him copy and take pictures What, just cry and beg him to save someone's life and build a seven-level pagoda, and show off your ability to sell facial masks when you were a micro-business!"

"Crooked sun..." Wu Xingyu's eyes were full of awe, "Cousin, you have really dedicated your life to science popularization... Is being an Internet celebrity so attractive to you?"

Xiao Su: "I am here to pass on scientific values!"

"You might as well pass on your beauty." Wu Xingyu said, "You take off your glasses and I'll take two photos for you. You can attract 3000 million fans without beauty, and kill Master Chen!"

Xiao Su: "Ugly refuse."

Wu Xingyu: "Are you still ugly?"

Xiao Su: "I said Master Chen."

Arriving at Erdaoqiao Village while talking, Xiao Su parked the car in the small woods outside Chen Jianguo's gate, and told him: "Don't fall asleep while listening to the class, you must look at Master Chen with admiration the whole time, so that he thinks you are Very devout! You put on my Bluetooth headset and turn on the voice all the time, and I want to monitor your conversation."

"Go ahead, cousin!" Wu Xingyu plugged the invisible bluetooth into his ears, and walked away briskly.Xiao Su watched him walk into the door of Master Chen's house with his dramatic back, turned on the earphones and began to monitor simultaneously.

To tell the truth, Master Chen's "Golden Autumn Prayer Class" is quite interesting. The quotations from the scriptures are like cross talk, and Xiao Su privately thinks that it is more appropriate to call it "Criticism of Maiden Appearance".

Anyway, I'm not afraid that Wu Xingyu will fall asleep in the hall.

Three hours later, the class ended, and it was getting dark. Xiao Su saw hundreds of faithful men and women coming out of Chen Jianguo one after another from a distance. He held it up to the sky.

The plan was advancing in an orderly manner. Xiao Su heard Wu Xingyu expounding his worries about his "cousin" in a sad and weeping voice, so he could not laugh out loud. Master Chen Jianguo was completely moved, and said very kindly: " Layman Wu, your brotherly love for your cousin Ling is really touching. Originally, I planned to enshrine the beast for life, but saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Since the two of us hit it off so much, I will give it to you!"

Wu Xingyu choked, and Xiao Su was also taken aback through the Bluetooth. He didn't expect that he would give away such a precious thing as a beast!

Unexpectedly, the master continued: "However, there have been a lot of lay people who have come to worship the beast to pray for blessings recently. If you invite the beast away, it is equivalent to taking away other people's hope. You have to make up for it."

Xiao Su: Oh...

Wu Xingyu kept his personality in mind, and said bluntly: "Just speak up!"

"Just 150 million."

"?!" Xiao Su almost bit his tongue when he heard Wu Xingyu say, "No problem!"

Xiao Suhan came down and called him in a hurry: "It's okay, are you taking advantage of me? Let him go and grab it! I won't buy it!"

150 million can buy 3000 million Weibo fans plus a wave of marketing, I can beat you even if I am tough, and even buy a woolen beast!

The author has something to say: Uncle Cat: Is 150 million too expensive?The local tyrants are about to collapse...

Xiao Su: Suddenly Freezing.jpg