Abnormal Museum Pokédex

When the case was brought up, everyone was in a very depressed mood, especially Wu Xingyu, who was sitting behind closed doors at home. The disaster came from the sky. He drank half a bottle of beer in one breath and said in confusion: "Why do you think Zhang Chanjuan framed me? There is no injustice and no enmity." , I don't coax her like an ancestor every time I meet...Why is this woman so vicious?"

Xiao Su is actually a bit strange, logically Wu Xingyu and You Gang did not have a fatal conflict, why did Zhang Chanjuan lie to him to take the blame for her?

Just a coincidence?She happened to think of this careless little lawyer that day?

Speaking of which, this guy is poor and has no social background, so he is really a good target for planting.

Xiao Su patted him on the shoulder and drank half a glass of beer with him. Fortunately, he still has his own benefactor, who contributes money, people and effort...

Teacher Xiao suddenly felt the joy of being a benefactor. Looking at Rong Rui on the left hand, and Wu Xingyu on the right hand, a strong love for Mary Su emerged spontaneously.

"Drink less, your hand is not healed yet." Rong Rui confiscated his wine glass without any trace, and replaced him with a can of peach juice, "Do you want to try this delicious drink?"

"Thank you." Just as Wu Xingyu finished drinking the beer, his mouth was a little bitter, he took the peach juice and drank it "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun", and sighed with his arms around Xiao Su's neck: "Women are terrible, I don't believe in women anymore Well, it’s still better for you to treat me well, Xiao Su, I’ll serve you like a cow and a horse in the future..."

Xiao Susheng has nothing to fall in love with, so why do these bastards all drink in one cup?Can I be the benefactor? !

Rong Rui watched him die coldly, took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code on the table, ordered a bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, and sent it to the fifth seat of the luxury box with special notes, the guy crying on top of the handsome guy wearing glasses In front of a middle-aged man who looks like a two-hundred-pound dog.

Five minutes later, Wu Xingyu, who had finished complaining about the snake and scorpion grandma, drank half a bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water in one go, and his whole face suddenly turned into a liver color, and his body and soul were greatly sublimated.

Rong Rui: Long live friendship.

After dinner, it was almost 09:30. Attorney Zhou’s family had to leave beforehand. Xiao Su couldn’t drive, so he could only ask Rongrui to do it for him: “Lao Wu and I will take a taxi back to school. We’re all drunk. You can drive my car.” Let's go, send Wu Xinyu off, I'll leave it at your place when I turn back, I don't need it for work anyway, so you can take it and drive it in these two days."

"I'll take you back first." Rong Rui counted the heads and said, "Your car is big enough for five people to sit."

Xiao Su thought about it, so he pulled Wu Xingyu into the back seat, and said to Wu Xinyu, "Sit in the front, Paige, we and Rongzhen are crowded in the back."

Unexpectedly, Rong Rui directly threw the key to Rong Zhen: "Go ahead, I drove for three hours in the afternoon, and I'm tired."

"Aren't you the [-]-kilometer cross-country champion? Tired after three hours?" Rong Zhen mocked.

It's a pity that when Rongrui's passive skill is activated, those who don't want to hear can't hear it, so he took Wu Xingyu from Xiao Su's hand and stuffed it into the car, and sat in the middle by himself: "Brother, you should sit by the window after drinking, so as not to get motion sickness. "

Xiao Su was very moved and got into the car.Rongzheng started the engine, and Wu Xingyu belatedly realized that there was a big god sitting in front of him. He leaned on the back of the front seat and asked Wu Xinyu, "Peppa? Are you Peggy the pig?"

Wu Xinyu was taken aback and said, "Lawyer Wu, you can just call me Xinyu, I have the same name as yours."

"My God, I said I saw you familiar all night, so you are Peppa Pig!" Wu Xingyu said excitedly, "I have watched your live broadcast before, my god! My mother really likes your novels, "Nautilus Chamber of Secrets", "Guide to the Raiders of the Underground Tower"...and your early sci-fi novels about having children with children! I grew up watching your novels!"

Looking at the 21-year-old reader, the 28-year-old Liao couldn't figure out how he grew up watching his own books.

"...Don't be like this, Lawyer Wu." A big drop of cold sweat fell from Wu Xinyu's forehead, and he said with a dry smile, "Thank you for my aunt's support, hehe... Teacher Xiao, do you get motion sickness? Do you want to eat mints?"

The intention of changing the subject is already obvious, but the readers who don't look at each other insist on continuing to chat: "Master! Do you have any personal ambitions? My mother has always wanted your book "The Rise of the Sunfish Family." ", Xianyu's second-hand set has sold for more than 5000 sets, she is really reluctant to buy it, when will you buy it again?"

Wu Xinyu silently supported her forehead, her back was full of despair.Sitting in the back, Xiao Su gasped—the sunfish, also called sunfish, is the most fertile fish in the world, with a maximum egg capacity of up to 3 million!

So what she wrote was a sci-fi sci-fi baby novel with Sunfish as the main character?

Crooked day, isn't this too harsh?

Wu Xinyu was so embarrassed that she was about to cry, and said weakly, "Thank you, Lawyer Wu, I won't do it twice, it's against the law."

Wu Xingyu groaned, slapped his thigh and said, "I have a solution! Isn't there a cruise ship exhibition now? It's like going out to the high seas for seven days at a time! You just take the book on the cruise ship and sell it when you get out of the high seas." It is no longer illegal!"

Now even Xiao Su has to support his forehead-you, a lawyer, taught you to sell your money in the sea?Can you still be better?

Wu Xinyu looked up to the sky and sighed, and said weakly: "I'm too busy studying and don't have time. Lawyer Wu, I'll go home and look for a sample booklet. I'll give my aunt a set for free... Well, let's ask my aunt to do more square dances in the future. "Don't read online articles if you have nothing to do!

"Thank you, Great God!" Wu Xingyu said happily, "I thank you on behalf of my mother!"

Rongzhen next to him listened for a long time and finally came back to his senses, and looked at the great god beside him in horror: "What is a sci-fi novel about sensuality and childbirth? How can you have a child if you are all sensuality?"

Wu Xinyu covered her heart and gave him an innocent smirk, and used all her strength to make up a random story: "Hey, it's all in response to the call of the country. At that time, it didn't talk about the decline in fertility, the aging of the population, and the opening of three children. Oh...hehe, you think that men and women are already having children, so why don't men and women have more children...hehe, we writers on the Internet should keep up with the situation, respond to the calls of relevant departments at all times, and play the role of uploading and distributing them!" Otherwise, The red lock is sent to death.

Xiao Su died laughing—is this even okay?

However, the pure puffer fish actually believed it, and said with special understanding: "Yes, for a while, we frantically copied the party constitution. I had to memorize a section of core values ​​every day before using the knife. Now the top management pays special attention to ideological education."

Wu Xinyu wiped his sweat silently: "Yes, yes, brother Rongzhen, you really understand me, you really understand me!"

Rongzheng Longyan was very happy, and even the car drove much more smoothly.

Xiao Su really wanted to send a pennant to Peppa the Pig, embroidered with the words "One thing down one thing"—how could this silly kid like Rong Rui not learn how to touch his hair?

The phone vibrated, Xiao Su opened the UMBRA and took a look, Rong Rui: [Eat more meat in the future, you can see that Rong Zhen will be a fool if he eats grass. 】

Xiao Su looked at Rong Zhen, then at Wu Xinyu: [Maybe there are stupid blessings for stupid people? 】

Rong Rui showed a thoughtful expression.

The next day Xiao Su didn't have many classes, and there was nothing to do after twelve o'clock at noon. In order to prevent Xiao Ran from talking nonsense to his mother, he went back to Biyue Lake in the afternoon.

It was just five o'clock when I got home. It was rare that Fang Huici didn't go to the company and was baking with Aunt Liu at home.The restaurant is filled with the aroma of sponge cake and the refreshing sweetness of Persian honeydew melon.

"Hey, why are you back at this time?" Fang Huici was very happy, cut a plate of honeydew melon for him, and said, "I also said that I will go to school to send you some food in the evening, and your Auntie Liu has stewed spicy duck feet for you And duck collarbone, I just baked a sponge cake."

"That's great, it just so happens that there's nothing to eat in the dormitory." Xiao Su said, gently putting down a big stone in his heart - judging from his mother's expression, Xiao Ran shouldn't have told her nonsense.

This little girl is more and more able to scare her big brother!

"Why did you come back so early today?" Xiao Su asked while eating honeydew melon.

"I had a meeting yesterday, and I didn't go to the company today." Fang Huici said, "And Ranran's birthday is coming soon, I want to discuss with Aunt Liu about holding her birthday party - she said that she will not eat out this year, Wanted to have a party at home and call some friends over."

The house is very big, but since his father passed away, he hasn’t held any big parties. Xiao Su couldn’t help but think of when he was a child, his mother was still very young and loved to play, and his father always took on most of the work, allowing her to be free. Travel freely, party...

Beautiful things are always very fragile, aren't they?

The doorbell rang, and Aunt Liu went out to open the door. After a while, she came in with a cardboard box in her arms and said, "Ah Ci, the package from America seems to be from Aze."

"Oh? It's very early this year." Xiao Su took the box and weighed it, neither light nor heavy, "I guess it's a bag again, this guy Aze really has no creativity at all, every year is a bag, Chanel Prada... But it's not too annoying."

"She just likes this. I think next year I have to tidy up the room next door and use it as her new cloakroom." Fang Huici opened the box with a paper knife and gave Xiao Su a look, "Aze is long and Aze is short, Aze is you Did you call me? Uncle!"

Xiao Su smiled: "He is only four years older than me, how awkward it is for me to be called uncle, my brother used to call me uncle when I was young."

"I was ignorant when I was young, but now you are a teacher and you have to behave." Fang Huici took out a tweed Chanel chain bag from the box, and said, "Classic style, very pretty, suitable for little girls... A Ze Very picky."

Xiao Su couldn't understand bags, but I guess Aze couldn't either, so he just clicked left and right to pick the most popular ones.

Aze's name is Fang Huize, and he is Fang Huici's younger brother.Xiao Su's grandmother gave birth to such a son when she was 40 years old, and raised her like a pearl like a jade since childhood.Unexpectedly, he had no interest in the family business at all. He never came back after studying abroad in high school. He heard that he had started his own business in the United States.

Fang Huici is 14 years older than Fang Huize. She is said to be an older sister, and she is almost the same as her mother.Xiao Su's grandmother was always in poor health. Fang Huize was basically brought up by her elder sister, and she even went to hold the parent-teacher meeting every time.

Fang Huize had just turned four years old when Xiao Su was born, so they can be said to have grown up together, just like brothers.When Xiao Su was a child, he didn't understand his seniority, and he always yelled at uncle, brother, and Aze.

But when he grew up, Fang Huici didn't allow him to yell anymore, and he had to be called "little uncle" honestly.

"Is Aze still not coming back this year?" Xiao Su asked, recalling the dream he had in Longzhou that night, Fang Huize's face in the dream was a little unclear, "He hasn't been back for six or seven years, right?"

"Who knows? An adult has his own life, let him like it." Fang Huici said, "He is also busy with work, and the IT industry is very competitive."

"I don't know when he will get married—I heard that he already has a girlfriend?"

"Yes, but there are many young people there who are not married. They live together if they get along well, and separate if they don't get along." Fang Huici said, "He didn't mention marriage either."

Xiao Su didn't understand this kind of mortal feelings, so he didn't ask any more.Fang Huici took the bag and asked Aunt Liu to put it in Xiao Ran's room, and sat at the dining table to write and draw: "Leave him alone, let's plan Ranran's birthday party first."

Xiao Su looked at the timetable she wrote, and dinner was included, so he said, "Auntie Liu is too busy for dinner alone, so I have to invite a chef from outside... and the band, do you want a band? Isn't it all right now? Pop invited a DJ?"

"I have already made an appointment with the team of the company's restaurant. The chef brought two apprentices here. The pastry has also been ordered, using LadyM's new winter style." Fang Huici said, "She hired the DJ herself. It is said that she is a senior from the school. She just participated After a DJ variety show, it’s professional.”

Xiao Su leaned on his chin and said, "Do you want to open a barbecue? Isn't it a bit cold outside now?"

"It's a bit cold, but young people are not afraid, so let's prepare it..." Fang Huici suddenly said with emotion, "Oh! You are already 21 years old in a blink of an eye. When I was her age, you would crawl all over the floor. Woolen cloth."

As she spoke, she laughed: "By the way, Ranran secretly told me that Ding Tianyi might propose on his birthday, and I'm quite looking forward to it."

Xiao Su was a little surprised: "A proposal so soon? They've only known each other for a year, right?"

"Campus romance, that's it." Fang Huici said, "One year is not too short, it's up to them."

The author has something to say: Wu Xingyu: Do you know about selling books in the public sea?

Rong Rui: Old Sun, there is a criminal here, let's find out...