Abnormal Museum Pokédex

This is probably the scariest confession Xiao Su has ever heard, and the content is horrifying enough to cause physical discomfort.

But he doesn't care.

Over the past ten years, he has thought about the meaning of death countless times. He believes that death is death. The body and spirit die together, turning into a pile of meaningless protein, fat and water. There is no emotional significance, and it has nothing to do with him personally.

But Fang Huize was confident and persistent. Before he left, he said to him very firmly: "I will succeed, I will. Don't be afraid, Ah Su, I said that I will not let anyone take you away, including the god of death. It must be done."

Xiao Su doesn't know where his self-confidence comes from, Yeager?Besides the Chimera virus that can make corpses incorruptible, what else does he have?What is the relationship between the ancient biological samples brought back by Rongrui last year and these viruses?

Where the hell did those samples come from?

Africa, especially the Great Rift Valley in East Africa, has long been known as the "cradle of life" and is rich in paleontological relics. Is it related to the establishment of ELYsion here?Or is it just because this is the territory of the rebels and the government can't get their hands on it?

Countless questions hovered in his mind, but Xiao Su was too weak, and Fang Huize fell asleep shortly after he left.

After an unknown period of time, the effect of the morphine wore off, and the wound on the back of his shoulder began to hurt. He woke up with a start, and wanted to turn over to get the wound out of the way. He accidentally touched the button on the bedside, and after a while, a thin man opened the door and came in.

It was the black chef who could cook Chinese food. He quickly helped Xiao Su up, wiped the sweat off his face with a dry towel, and asked in broken Chinese: "How do you feel? Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?" Noodles or rice?"

Xiao Su had no appetite, but was tired, so he shook his head and continued to sleep on his side.The chef exited lightly, and came in a moment later with a glass of water and two pills, and said, "Do you want some medicine?"

Xiao Su opened his eyes, and he handed over the water glass graciously: "Boss said that if the wound hurts, he will continue to take morphine for you."

Xiao Su looked at the pill for a while, then shook his head and said, "No need." Before the pain reached that level, morphine would be addictive, and his situation was bad enough.

"You can tell me what you need. I was sent by BOSS to take care of you." The black chef said, "I can cook Chinese food. You can order whatever you want, as long as it is not too difficult." Afraid of him If you don't believe me, you simply memorized the menu for him.

"..." Xiao Su was very suspicious that he was bragging, because the menu sounded like it was learned from Deyun Society, and it was basically an excerpt from the traditional cross talk "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable".

This person was so noisy that Xiao Su couldn't fall asleep, so he had no choice but to interrupt his performance: "What's your name?"

The black man spoke a section of local dialect that was longer than the name of the dish, mixed with flicking tongue and strange syllables similar to the prelude to spitting, which made Xiao Su very regretful, regretting that he should not ask him the question of throwing coins.

Fortunately, he switched to Chinese in the end, and concluded: "My real name is so hard to remember, even my mother can't tell it all, but you can call me by my Chinese name, my name is Hao Yunlai."

"..." Xiao Su really convinced the person who named him.

"Isn't it very auspicious?" Hao Yunlai said complacently, "My Chinese teacher gave it to me, he said it meant 'goodluck'... It's a pity that Chinese is too difficult to learn, I only understand a little after studying for more than a year fur."

Xiao Su always thought that he was Fang Huize's random entourage from the rebel army, and taught him a little Chinese in passing, but he didn't expect him to have a formal education.You must know that the illiteracy rate in Kili is very high, and those who can afford to learn Chinese are probably considered high-level intellectuals.

"Where did you learn Chinese?" Xiao Su asked.

"The Confucius Institute in Duma." Hao Yunlai said a little proudly, "I was the first student there. At that time, the institute was just established, and the subsidies were very generous, basically free of money."

Do the rebels in Kili country attach so much importance to talent training?How could you send a chef to learn Chinese?Xiao Su felt a little unbelievable, and asked him: "Why do you want to learn Chinese?"

"To make money." Hao Yunlai is a very talkative person, he does not regard him as a captive or a prisoner at all, and replied, "After the Belt and Road Initiative, China has opened many companies in East Africa, and the treatment of employees is much better than that of local factories. It’s more than American companies give.”

Then why are you still a rebel?Xiao Su felt more and more that his logic was a mystery: "Have you ever worked in a Chinese company?"

"Yes, it was recommended by the Confucius Institute. A company needs an administrative clerk to do public relations." Hao Yunlai talked eloquently, "I have worked in that Chinese company for more than three years, and I even dated a Chinese girlfriend there... Speaking of which, I was so innocent at the time, I thought she wanted to marry me, but later I realized that she just needed a temporary spare tire in a foreign country... Ah, my heart aches when I think about it, Chinese girls are so scumbags, My young boy's heart was broken by her..."

"..." Xiao Su forgot the pain, fatigue, and even a little hungry in his babbling complaints—could it be that he joined the rebel army because he was abandoned by his Chinese girlfriend?

Is treason for love okay?

"During that time, I hated the Chinese a little bit. After that girl dumped me and returned to China, I started to take revenge on that company." Hao Yunlai said eloquently, "I cooperated with a few friends and stole a lot of electrical appliances from the company. I sold it and exchanged the fleet’s spare tire for a lot of money. It’s a pity that the Chinese are very smart and installed a lot of cameras in places I didn’t know, and they caught me in a short time.”

"..." You write novels, right?

"I have no choice but to call those friends and go to the opposite Indian factory to steal an identical copy to compensate them." Hao Yunlai sighed and said, "The Chinese are too difficult to deal with, and the Indians are more stupid and reluctant Installing cameras, and the security guards are too lazy to die, they have nothing to do with us."

This twists and turns seemed to be telling a story, Xiao Su couldn't help asking: "What happened next?"

Hao Yunlai: "I thought I would be fine if I paid the compensation, but who knew that the Chinese company insisted on firing me. At that time, my family had a problem and I was short of money, so I had to ask a client to intercede for me, but the Chinese people were not persuaded. , That client believed that my prodigal son would not return the money, so he took me in and made me his life assistant."

After listening for a long time, Xiao Su realized that it was all nonsense, and he still didn't know why he joined the rebel army.

He was in disappointment, but he didn't expect a sudden twist: "That client is Master Weta's father... You know Master Weta, right?"

Xiao Su's heart trembled: "Are you En Gufu's life assistant?"

"Yes." Hao Yunlai had a proud expression, "Mr. Ngufu likes to eat some Chinese food occasionally, that's why I cook so many Chinese dishes."

Xiao Su blurted out and asked, "Where is En Gufu?"

Hao Yunlai opened his mouth, as if swallowing something, and asked with a smile: "Having said so much, are you in a better mood? Do you feel hungry now, may I go and make you something to eat?" "

Xiao Su knew that he would not answer, and if he continued to ask, he would only cause trouble for himself, so he endured it and said, "Porridge is fine."

"Okay, come right away."

Hao Yunlai's culinary skills are indeed not bad. He cooks Chinese food with a half-baked appearance, and he can also make cooked meals. He seems to be a very qualified life assistant.Xiao Su found that he was very talkative, and he belonged to the kind where you give him a head start, and he can tell you a stand-up comedy session, but he is very tight-lipped, and he will never say more than he shouldn't say. About En Gufu , Weta and ELYsion, no matter how Xiao Su insinuated, he would try his best to change the topic.

As he said, Fang Huize specially arranged for him to take care of Xiao Su, so Xiao Su only needs to ring the bedside bell, and he will appear within 2 minutes.

There was only one exception. At about four o'clock in the afternoon that day, Xiao Su rang the bell to ask for water. He came in 10 minutes late, explaining that he was delayed by something.

This is ELYsion, a life assistant specially sent to serve him, what can happen?Xiao Su was locked in this suite of less than [-] square meters, unable to go out, unable to communicate with the outside world, the only person he could touch was the only living person, so at the same time the next day, he pressed the button again. ring the bell.

Hao Yunlai was 10 minutes late.

Tried again a day later, still 10 minutes late.

After three times, Hao Yunlai seemed a little vigilant, and obviously restrained himself when talking to Xiao Su.Xiao Su didn't dare to spy on him anymore, so he had to give up trying temporarily.

Another thing that makes people feel strange is that Fang Huize, except for sending Xiao Su to ELYsion on the first day, he never appeared again after that, as if he had disappeared.Xiao Su didn't know if he was staying in the other two underground floors, or if he had already left here, or if he had personally set up an ambush to catch Rong Rui and the others.As time went by, I became more and more anxious.

At noon that day, Hao Yunlai made tomato beef brisket noodles for Xiao Su. When it was delivered, he boasted: "I learned this specially recently. Boss said you liked it very much when you were young. I tried it for several days."

Holding the chopsticks, Xiao Su paused, and asked, "He's been here all this time?"

"Yeah, he's been busy down there recently."

Xiao Su's heart suddenly relaxed, at least he didn't go to catch Rong Rui himself.Then asked, "Why have I never seen him?"

Hao Yunlai was a little surprised and said, "He comes to see you every day, don't you know?"

Xiao Su's back felt cold, and suddenly he felt that the food in his mouth could not be swallowed: "When?"

Hao Yunlai realized something, he laughed and said, "Does the brisket noodles still suit your taste? What would you like to have for dinner?"

"..." Xiao Su had completely lost his appetite.