Abnormal Museum Pokédex

As a fashion insulator, Xiao Su never knew that applying makeup to a coser is such a magical process.

All kinds of water, oil, milk, and powder are applied layer by layer, the original square edges and corners become rounded, the thick eyebrows become beautiful and lovely, and three sets of false eyelashes are attached together, and the eyes immediately become five circles bigger!

The foundation covered the acne marks, the contouring covered the beard, and the straight bridge of the nose forcibly grew into a straight arc... My old swan, this is actually black magic, right?Director Sun's bland face is so well-groomed, it's really glamorous and astonishing, it's almost enough to see gays straight!

Yes, he was looking at Sun Zhisheng...

"Mr. Xiao, do you want to move your eyes?" Director Sun saw Xiao Su's astonished expression in the reflection of the mirror, and pointed helplessly at the big villain next to him who was tattooing his arm, "You look at me like that again , I will not be able to carry out my own work in the future.”

Wu Xingyu dismantled the stage at the right time: "Let me tell you, he has been very pornographic since he was a child, and now he is pretending to be honest, you still don't believe it!"

"..." Xiao Su had a black question mark face, why did these two people live in their own house, and still complain about themselves behind their backs?

Isn't this a dog man?

"Who? Who is pornographic?" Rong Rui looked up blankly.Under his pure gaze, Xiao Su became inexplicably guilty, and hurriedly said: "No, no, I, I was thinking about something just now, so my mind was distracted..."

"Why are you stuttering?" Wu Xingyu asked gloatingly.

"...I didn't!" Xiao Su really wanted him to make up the rent for the first two months.

"Look what's wrong?" Rongrui's short-term protection skills came online in an instant, and he said to the leader righteously: "Old Sun, don't you dress up like this for people to see? My brother sees you as affirmation of your work. "

"Immortal." Sun Zhisheng choked on his back, and said angrily, "Is this old lady rushing to give you a rant? Are you f---ing a bit inferior!"

With an itchy expression all over his face, Wu Xingyu persuaded weakly: "My lord, you should just say 'Lao Tzu'."

"What I just said is 'Lao Tzu'!... MMP, I may need to see a psychiatrist when I go back." Sun Zhisheng also turned into an itching expression.

Xiao Su suddenly developed a faint sympathy for the dog man.

Wu Xinyu pushed the door open and came in: "Is everyone alright? It's almost time to enter." Seeing the purple-haired Yujie wearing a silver uniform and short skirt, she was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was Sun Zhisheng, and her eyes were full of love. , "Wow, grandson, you are so beautiful! I'm going to bend!"

With a big hand on her head, Rong Zhen came over from the dressing room next door, and said unhappily, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Wu Xinyu pulled him to Sun Zhisheng's side, staring at him from side to side: "It's a good match, I said that girls can't cp with you, you are too tall, it's just right for the old sun to cross-dress... I really want to see you guys Give birth to a monkey."

The faces of both of them turned green at the same time, especially Rongzhen. He cosplayed the male lead this time, and he was already very resistant to having a CP with the big guy in women's clothing. A female colleague is here, you insist on getting old grandson to play tricks..."

"Huh? You want a girl?" Wu Xinyu pointed her fingers.

Rong Zhen choked for breath, and immediately said: "Forget about the inconvenience of female colleagues, it's better for my grandson. Anyway, I can bear it for two days."

Xiao Su was very thankful that the flames of war had escaped from him, and he folded his arms and sighed silently: This strong desire to survive is no one else.

Rong Rui finally finished painting the tattoo, put on the translucent tight-fitting vest, and pulled it uncomfortably: "Why is this dress so tight? Didn't you say that the villain is the commander of the rebel army? Why is the commander dressed like this?"

"That's how the characters are set up." Wu Xingyu explained to him enthusiastically after having read the original work, "The commander is evil and coquettish, he has a deep love for the male lead, and in the end he even gave his life to save the male lead...Actually, I Do you think the real heroine in Paige's mind should be the commander? The heroine of the Great Sage is a smokescreen!"

Wu Xinyu clarified in embarrassment: "No, no, no, they are pure socialist brotherhood."

"Why did I hear a strange symbol between the word 'brother'?" Wu Xingyu giggled and gestured with a "♂".

"You don't need to understand that, do you?" Wu Xinyu said helplessly, rolling her eyes, "Hey, Lawyer Wu, in fact, you just want their two brothers to practice orthopedics so that you can get your boyfriend out?"

"Uh——" Wu Xingyu suddenly got stuck, and the two brothers who were named showed expressions of being overwhelmed at the same time, and moved half a meter away from each other.

Xiao Su lamented again, for the sake of love and justice, this team is really getting worse and worse...

At ten o'clock sharp, Paige and her signing team marched into the comic exhibition.Unexpectedly, this kind of East African small country comic exhibition is quite large-scale. Before the tourists start to enter the venue, the staff alone are bustling and bustling.

After finding their booth, Xiao Su looked left and right and said in doubt: "It's so big, how could I remember that we applied for a small booth?"

Wu Xingyu scratched his head and said, "Could it be that the small booth in this place is bigger than the large booth in China?"

"Did you make a mistake? Let me ask first." Xiao Su called the manager, and just dialed the number and saw him trot over: "Oh, you are here? I thought it would be a little later. I heard that the big guy dressed up It's more troublesome...Wow, Teacher Sun, you are really..." After thinking for a long time, I couldn't think of a suitable adjective, so I just gave Sun Zhisheng a thumbs up from the bottom of my heart.

Grandson: I am so tired.

"Is this our booth?" Xiao Su asked the manager, "I think the number is correct, but the size seems wrong."

"That's right, it's here. The exhibitor adjusted it for us temporarily." The manager said, "The president of the support club is too embarrassing. He came to see the scene last night worried, saying that the place is too small to fit the props. It affects the display effect, so I asked the exhibitor to replace it with a bigger one overnight."

"..." Xiao Su was speechless, his true love fans are really rich and powerful, it seems that his father made a lot of money by generating electricity for the French.

The manager called a few workers to put books and peripherals on the counter. After a while, a middle-aged black uncle drove over with a forklift, placed a set of huge starship command chairs in the middle of the booth, and covered the surroundings with silver-gray chairs. Mirrored rug.

"This is what we prepared too?" Xiao Su was checking the goods against the list, and asked in surprise, "Why isn't such a big item on the list?"

"It was prepared by the support club." The manager rubbed his hands and said, "Sponsored by the president, it is Master Weta. It is said that there will be other large props in a while, and they need special licenses to go on the road, so he has to deliver them in person."

Xiao Su asked suspiciously: "Special license? He won't really come here with a warship?" Is there any law in this country?

"I also think this battle is a bit scary." The manager said humanely, "By the way, this Master Weta shouldn't have other meanings, right? Speaking of which, Mr. Page is young, beautiful, talented, and knowledgeable..."

Xiao Su glanced back at Rong Zhen, only to see that he was sitting on the starship command chair and posing. He seemed completely unaware of any emotional crisis, and was immersed in his heaven-defying beauty.

It's nice to have a big heart... Xiao Su closed the list, and suddenly heard a commotion coming from the direction of the back door.Rong Rui immediately alerted and dodged to his side, while Sun Zhisheng quickly lifted his skirt and touched his slender thighs—well, his gun was hidden there.

As if a drop of water fell into a frying pan, the crowd suddenly exploded, accompanied by screams one after another, a deep roar came from the center, vaguely the sound of some ferocious beast.

"What is it?" Rong Rui opened the Rongzhen, stepped on his throne and looked over there, staring, "Wasao! Who brought the lion in?"

"Ah?!" Xiao Su thought he heard it wrong, "What lion? Is someone cosplaying the Lion King?"

"It's a real lion, Mao's! It's alive!" Rong Rui said again, "Could it be the large prop prepared by the president?"

During the conversation, four strong men in black dispersed the crowd, and walked over pushing the legendary large-scale props - a purebred cougar, male, should have just grown up, with smooth and smooth fur, locked in a metal cage as tall as a person. The mane flutters in the wind, and it is so beautiful.

A three-finger-wide brown belt is worn around its neck, and a palm-sized platinum nameplate hangs below it, with the owner's initials—VT—inlaid with diamonds on it.

Pushing the lion cage to the front of the booth, four strong men in black retreated to the sides, and the wild goose wings lined up. A black teenager came leisurely on an electric balance bike, and a drifter stopped beside the cage.The lion whimpered tamely, and the boy stretched out his hands to rub its big head, and grinned amidst the terrified gasps of the crowd, showing its white teeth.

"Sorry, some procedures have not been completed, and there has been a delay." The boy nodded slightly to the manager, with a very pure English accent, "I am the president of the support club, Weta."

The sand sculpture local tyrant is unexpectedly young, he looks like a high school student, with a slender figure wrapped in simple white T jeans, and a pure and warm smile, just like the boy next door.

But it can be seen that he is not a pure East African black, he should be mixed with some white blood, his appearance is closer to that of European and American blacks, and he is very handsome.

"You are Master Weta?" The manager quickly greeted the sponsor's father...brother, "Thank you for your warm hospitality yesterday. I heard that today's booth upgrade was also handled by you. It is really troublesome for you!"

"It's nothing, it's my honor." Weta jumped off the balance bike, and his tone was very approachable, "It's rare that my favorite writer comes here for an event, and our entire support club is very excited." Eyes locked on Wu Xinyu, face The smile on the face became more and more sincere: "Miss Page, I finally see you, you are as beautiful as I imagined!"

Before Wu Xinyu had time to humble himself, he had already rushed over to give her a warm French kiss.Fortunately, his etiquette and upbringing were quite in place, and they only parted with one kiss on the cheek.

Wu Xinyu didn't come over in one breath, let out an "uh" and smirked awkwardly: "Thank you, thank you, you are too kind!"

Rong Zheng took a step closer calmly, as if he had finally separated a little rationality from his deep narcissism, and began to realize the crisis.

"It was too late last night, so I didn't disturb your rest." Master Weta completely ignored the beautiful rival, and said to Wu Xinyu, "I wanted to have breakfast with you this morning, but there was something wrong with the pet license. It’s a pity that the formalities have been delayed until now.”

Wu Xinyu looked at the giant golden retriever behind him: "This, this is your pet? You brought it here..."

"Props!" Master Weta said seriously, "I bought this lion because I read your last novel. Speaking of which, I didn't like this kind of big fur ball at all before, and I was completely moved by your description. …I didn’t expect that you really came to Kiliguo to sign the sale this time, and you also brought the COS team, and happened to choose that book as the COS—it’s so surprising, I think everything is God’s will in the dark, This lion of mine was raised just for you!"

"..." Wu Xinyu looked up at the fur ball and said helplessly, "That's really... costing you."

"Small, it's actually not as expensive as a sports car, but the daily feeding is more troublesome." Master Weita said with a fanciful smile on his face, "If you like it, I can give it to you too!"

Wu Xinyu: My house is only [-] square meters, I'm afraid it's not enough to use it as a toilet.

Things have developed to this point, even a fool can see that Master Weta has a deep love for Paige, Rong Rui and Sun Zhisheng look at Rong Zhen with a curious look... er, no, it should be sympathy... maybe .

Rong Zhen himself was very calm, but his narcissistic eyes were tightly wrapped around his own body like a demon rope.

Vita asked someone to open the cage, and brought the lion out to Page with his own hands: "Is it the same as the colossus you wrote? I picked it completely according to your description. Look at the coat color, body shape, and eyes... I like it. Do you want to raise it for a try?"

The last time Wu Xinyu got so close to the furball pet was Zhang Jianguo's mythical beast, he said in a low voice, "Uh! Yes, it's quite similar, but you'd better keep such a precious pet by yourself." up...

"Don't be afraid, it's very docile, sometimes I'll take it with me when I sleep." Weta couldn't help but stuff the leash into Wu Xinyu's hand, then took a whip from the man in black and handed it to her, "You Take this and it will never offend you."

The leather whip is resplendent in gold and jade, with dense gold threads wrapped around the handle, and a ruby ​​the size of a pigeon egg is inlaid at the end.Paige held the whip, feeling like the heroine of Zhang Zhang Hongsuo Gao Hwen, who would be called to drink tea by the General Administration every minute.

But that lion is particularly well-trained, and it kneels down to whoever holds the whip, which is called a snap.

"Leave it to me." Before his family screamed and went crazy, Rong Zhen finally took the shot, took the whip and the leash with a blank face, and asked Master Weta: "Is this the pet of my character? You Are you sure it won't attack passers-by?"

Vita seemed to have noticed his existence, looked up and down, and said: "No, my people will be watching the whole time, they all brought electric shock devices and anesthesia needles... Are you the hero's coser?"

Rong Zheng nodded coldly.Weta admired: "The degree of restoration is very high, Miss Page, you have a good vision."

Wu Xinyu said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's so-so."

Rongzhen: "She just followed my writing."

Weita was stunned, and Rong Zhen shrugged: "Every writer has his own muse... Do you know what a muse is?" Without waiting for an answer, he led the lion and dragged his whip to the throne, and walked towards the throne with all manners. sat down.

There was a vague smell of gunpowder in the air, and Rong Rui and Sun Zhisheng looked at Rong Zhen with more curious eyes, so that even Xiao Su couldn't help being curious.

Fortunately, the comic exhibition officially started, and tourists rushed in, breaking the strange atmosphere.Weita ordered the workers to push away the cage, and ordered several bodyguards in black to stand on both sides of the booth and stare at the lion.The manager greeted everyone to take their positions and prepare to sign the sale.

Rong Rui stood beside the command chair with arms folded, staring at Rong Zhen who was sitting in the chair: "Why are your thighs shaking? Are lions so scary?"

The lion was lying in front of the command chair, one toe was pressed by its buttocks, and its gluteus maximus twitched uncontrollably.However, his expression was still arrogant, and he sneered through his teeth: "I'm afraid of it? Are you blind?"

Rong Rui posed an evil and wild pose to the fans taking pictures, and sneered through his teeth: "I think you are blind, didn't you see that its master is interested in Page? Are you ashamed of yourself?" Feeling? You see, he is young, vigorous and generous, and he is especially good at pleasing girls... Maybe his family also produces Zhenjin!"

"Can Zhenjin cure brain damage?" A vein twitched on the forehead of Rong Zheng, "It's a good thing he can think of a lion to curry favor with a girl! Hehe, it's still not placed next to me to set off my stalwart... It's really a mysterious operation. Don't be afraid that my blazing light will burn his tiny black shadow."

The veins on Rong Rui's forehead also popped.Rong Zhen worked hard for a long time without compromising, and finally moved his toes out from under the lion's buttocks. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I don't care about this kind of stupidity at all. The more the better...as long as he is really stupid." How fast." Glancing at Rong Rui out of the corner of his eye, he said, "Don't watch my jokes so intently, maybe who he's after, huh?"

Rong Rui knew what he was talking about, and said in a low voice, "You don't need to worry about my work."

Looking past Weta's back, he was attentively standing by the signing table to help Wu Xinyu sort out the books, seemingly completely oblivious to Xiao Su who was standing in the aisle maintaining order.