Abnormal Museum Pokédex

Wu Xingyu scoffed at Xiao Su's request for a "discount", but he also thought that Chen Jianguo's asking for 300 million was too nonsense.

For such a large amount, once the court judges that Xiao Su is not responsible, he can completely sue Chen Jianguo for extortion.With the skill of his family's lawyer team, even if it's not for real, it's enough for this master to drink a pot.

So before leaving, Wu Xingyu swore that he would talk to Xiao Su about the corpse of the divine beast within 50 yuan.

To be honest, even if he bought a Death Beast for 50 yuan, he still felt that he was full.

But rich people, who knows how to play?

After seeing off Wu Xingyu, Xiao Su warmed up a bowl of eight-treasure porridge that Aunt Liu had prepared for him, and browsed Weibo while biting a meat bun.I haven't been online for ten days, and the backstage is full of various reminders. Some fans of Chen Jianguo came to persuade him to "convert", and some of his fans formed groups to mock Chen Jianguo, but most of them were watching the excitement. Everyone asked about his history Is the daily challenge confused? Why hasn’t the last long science Weibo post been posted yet?

Xiao Su almost forgot that there was still such a thing as the Hundred Days Challenge, and hurriedly posted a Weibo saying that he was doing related research, and he would definitely post the last piece of popular science in a few days.

After thinking about it, he turned on Chen Jianguo's mythical animal video, took several pictures from different angles, and posted a Jiugongge Weibo, asking fans to ask relatives and friends if they have seen similar animals.

Afraid that I wasn't hot enough, I specially bought a fan headline, and added a box of Weilong Latiao as a lucky draw.

In short, for the sake of science, it can be regarded as a bloodletting.

Not long after the lottery was sent out, there was a private message displayed in the background, Piggy Page: [Teacher, you haven't given up on the beast yet?I have to tell you bad news, the beast is dead QAQ]

[Farmer: I also just got the news, you know it too?Do you know how it died? 】

[Pig Jing Peggy: I heard that Master Chen got into something a while ago, and was investigated by the people above. His apprentice is not good at taking care of the beast, so he accidentally raised it to death QAQ]

[Farmer: What happened to him?Was checked by whom? 】

[Pig Jing Paige: It seems to be promoting feudal superstition, I don’t know the details, anyway, it is said that there was a fatal accident, which alarmed the big shots above, and specially sent the censor down to investigate. 】

Xiao Su was convinced by the girl's wording, Rong Rui's figure flashed inexplicably in his mind, and then flashed the photo of the corpse he saw at the door of the "Criminal Investigation No. Is it the so-called "censor"?

[Farmer: What kind of life?Did some murder happen in their village? 】

[Pig Jing Paige: I don’t know. My family has not allowed me to go to Erdaoqiao Village recently. It is said that the news has been blocked... But teacher, if you want to know, I can go and take a look for you. 】

Xiao Su's head went numb for a while, afraid that she would go to the funeral parlor or the police station on a whim to broadcast live for him, so he said quickly: [No, no, I'm just asking casually, don't go there, the murder scene is not a joke, Caught by the police and detained, and what if the murderer is still nearby? 】

Piggy Page still wanted to fight for it, but Xiao Su tried his best to persuade her to go back, sweating from the cold.

While taking a bath in the huge starlight bathroom, he thought, if he asked Rong Rui directly about this, he wondered if the brat would tell him.

But it's useless to think about it, he doesn't even know the WeChat account.

After the new year's orientation, work gradually got back on track, and Xiao Su also took some time off, thinking about Wu Xingyu very much when he was acting as a substitute... thinking about when he would get the beast back for him.

Who is content to wait for three days but still hasn't received a court summons, and hasn't even received a serious lawyer's letter.On the fourth day, Xiao Su couldn't bear to call Wu Xingyu: "Are you going to sue me or not? Are you a lawyer like you? You can't be passive and sabotage because the lawyer in the village doesn't charge money!"

Wu Xingyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you crazy? A divine beast is still dead, so I'm just making you so anxious... Well, this matter is not going to happen anytime soon. Chen Jianguo has something to do, and I don't think there will be time to worry about extorting money from you in the short term. "

Xiao Su suddenly remembered what Peppa Pig said, and quickly asked, "What happened to him?"

"I can't tell on the phone, I'd better go to your place."

It happened to be dinner time, so Xiao Su simply went to the cafeteria to pack two lunch boxes.As soon as Wu Xingyu entered the door, he saw four plastic lunch boxes on the luxurious marble bar counter, and said in shock, "Are you too picky? You bought two lunch boxes when you asked me to have dinner?"

"There is also Aunt Liu's stewed beef tongue." Xiao Su used his superb knife skills to cut the beef tongue into... pieces... lumps, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore, "Forget it, let's cut it into pieces for each person." Bite and eat."

So the two of them ate a box lunch with a large piece of beef tongue stuck in their chopsticks. Xiao Su opened a can of beer for him: "Tell me quickly, what happened to Chen Jianguo?"

Wu Xingyu glanced at him as he chewed the beef, and said mysteriously, "Speaking of this, I'm amazing. I still feel chills on my back!"

Xiao Su wished he could kick him: "You said it!"

Wu Xingyu took a sip of beer, lowered his voice and asked Xiao Su: "Have you heard of Yin marriage?"

Xiao Su was taken aback, then shivered involuntarily: "Yin marriage?"

"Yes, it's to marry the dead..." Wu Xingyu poked Xiao Su's cell phone, turned the chandelier to a dim yellow color, and slowly spoke in the tone of a CV narration standard in a domestic horror movie.

Yin marriage is also called dark marriage.In the old age, young people who died before getting married could not enter the tombs of their ancestors. In order to allow them to be buried in the tombs of their ancestors and enjoy the incense of their heirs, the family members would find Mr. Feng Shui to match them with Yin marriages.

Mr. Feng Shui will find a suitable "object" for them according to the horoscope of the deceased's birthday-of course, this object must also be dead-then let the parents of the two families go through the door post, invite a "ghost matchmaker" to get married, and finally hold a wedding ceremony. A ceremony in which two deceased persons are buried together as husband and wife.

"Have you ever seen a ghost movie?" Wu Xingyu asked Xiao Su under his throat, his handsome face was dark under the dim light, ""Beijing No. 81" is about a rich family who ransoms a prostitute for the sake of the family. The story of the second young master's ghost marriage is terrifying!"

Xiao Su couldn't bear to turn on the lights, and reprimanded: "Speak up!" In the end, he couldn't help being curious, searched Douban, and said mockingly: "You also watch horror movies with a score of 4.8, what level of appreciation do you have!"

Wu Xingyu became angry from embarrassment, and said: "You are allowed to watch those literary films with extremely high scores? Why is I so vulgar?!"

Seeing that he was annoyed, Xiao Su quickly stroked his hair: "All right, what you said is right...then what does dark marriage have to do with Chen Jianguo?"

"This guy, Chen Jianguo, held a ghost wedding for a family in his village last month!" Wu Xingyu lowered the lights again, and narrated in a narration.

It is said that one day last month, a 27-year-old unmarried young man in Erdaoqiao Village fell headlong into a fish pond while riding an electric scooter at night because of excessive drinking. up.

The family cried and cried, and when it was time for the funeral, they realized that their son was not married, he was considered a lonely soul, so they invited Master Chen Jianguo to help him match a yin marriage.

Chen Jianguo is worthy of being an Internet celebrity, and his magical powers are so vast, he found them a suitable marriage partner through Taobao that day.

"Taobao?" Xiao Su couldn't believe what he heard, "Taobao still sells dead ghost wives?" What is it about ghost wives?Funeral supplies?Now funeral supplies can also open Tmall stores?

"Then I don't know, maybe it's Xianyu, or Weishang? Wocao, you don't know, the Weishang world is crouching tigers, hidden dragons, all the original underwear is trivial, Gumantong Zombie Daoist has everything..."

Xiao Su hurriedly pulled him back: "Brother, you should continue talking about Chen Jianguo!"

"Oh, Chen Jianguo." Wu Xingyu poured the last half of a can of beer and said, "Didn't Chen Jianguo help them find a dead ghost daughter-in-law? Because the promising day has not yet arrived, he put it in the ice coffin, who knows The socket at home is broken, and the ice coffin has not been powered on for a week!"

Xiao Su felt nauseated for a while. 20 days ago, Qiuhu happened to pass through the border. Jingchuan City had 37 octaves. There was no ice coffin in such a hot day. The smell...

"Did no one smell anything?"

"It's the fault here!" Wu Xingyu said, "It wasn't until we opened the ice coffin on the day of the wedding that everyone realized that there was no electricity... But! But the female corpse didn't rot, and it was still lifelike, just like sleeping. It's the same!"

"Scared?" Xiao Su shivered, and the BGM of the thriller sounded automatically in his mind, "How, how is it possible?"

Wu Xingyu frightened himself a little, and shivered: "I haven't seen the details, and I don't know. According to Chen Jianguo's apprentices, they were all terrified at the time, because the female corpse not only didn't rot, but her hair was still there." It's grown a bit, and the nails are also... oh my god, I don't want to say it, it's terrible... Brother, can I stay at your house tonight? It's too dark outside and I dare not go out!"

Xiao Su nodded tremblingly, touched his chest and continued: "Anyway, this thing is too weird. At that time, the family felt that something was wrong, and they stopped the ceremony for fear that there was something wrong with this ghost daughter-in-law. Reported to the police station."

Xiao Su recalled the photo he saw in the first criminal investigation department that day. The dead body in the photo was a woman with long hair and very young.At that time, he also sighed, why the face looked so lifelike even after the corpse was dissected...

Could it be that she is the "ghost daughter-in-law" that Wu Xingyu called?

Rong Rui and Officer Sun came here for this matter?

The author has something to say: Rong Rui: Brother, don’t be afraid, let me explain to you about ghosts...

Xiao Su: BOSE Noise Canceling Headphones, you deserve it...