He Xichen [Quick Transmigration]

There is an unwritten rule in the Taiping County Yamen——weasels are not allowed to be killed.During the five years of Meng Guangling's tenure, the yamen servants could always see a weasel running around carrying a small bamboo basket, which contained either a clump of fragrant orchid grass or a piece of pressed tea cake.

Han Jiangxue was weeding and watering the flowers in the garden as usual, and when he heard the quick, rustling footsteps, he knew who was coming.She put the ladle back into the bucket, dried her hands and said, "Xiao Lan Ke, you are here again."

Standing on two feet, the weasel came out from behind the flowerpot, and said in an old-fashioned way: "Xiao Jiangxue, I am old enough to be your great-great-great-grandfather."

"Hey, that's wrong. I think my friend, you are innocent and cute. You are clearly a delicate child." Han Jiangxue said with a smile.

"Based on this, I think Xiao Jiangxue is a black-bellied and decisive female monster, and you belong to Baoheng!" He Xichen changed into a human form and said, "Where's Guangling?"

"I'm busy with work, and I'm discussing the price of food with Mr. Lu."

Lu Zhaomin showed an amazing talent for arithmetic in the year of the drought, and there were some difficult bad debts in the county, so he had to be called on.

"It's so pitiful." He Xichen shook his head hypocritically, "Then this pot of Luo Han Guo tea is only for the two of us... no, it's for the three of us." He raised his voice, "Ah, come out."

Han Jiangxue covered her mouth and smiled softly: "Miss Axu always follows you, I guess, Doctor Baishu will come later, if Mr. Baoheng can't find you, he must come to me to have a look. I almost forgot, I don't know whose ear Mr. Liu went back last time?"

The corner of He Xichen's mouth twitched, and said, "It seems to be hugging Xiaoheng!"

"Third Brother, if you know that you are slandering his reputation like this, you will have to throw pine cones at your door all day long." Ah Shao appeared calmly, sat on the stone stool, and nodded to Han Jiangxue, "You are polite, ma'am."

"That's good, doesn't Lai Fuer like pine cones? I'll send them to him!" He Xichen said.

Speaking of Lai Fuer, both Bai Jianzi and Han Jiangxue couldn't help laughing.After Wen Yao settled down in Taiping County, He Qiyan gave birth to several fat boys, each of whom had an extremely elegant and lofty name, making one wonder whether the eldest son was his own.

The three chatted for a while longer, and as the sky was getting dark, He Xichen and the two bid farewell to Han Jiangxue.Not far from the mansion, they heard the tired Meng Guangling returning to the backyard, and the couple chattering about something.

The big clouds stretched in the sky, and the first stars began to twinkle in the sky when the lights came on.

"Ah Kao, I'm tired." He Xichen suddenly smiled apologetically at Bai Kaozi.

Bai Jianzi's eyes were sour, and she forced a smile and said, "It's okay, second brother, I'll take you home." She hugged He Xichen, who couldn't bear to change her original shape, and walked back to Wuxian Xiaozhu step by step.

Heaven's punishment is far more than three thousand thunder calamities.He Xichen's body began to decline rapidly, and he couldn't find the reason. From vomiting blood every day to the current exhaustion of strength, Mr. Baoheng finally beat him.However, Mr. Baoheng magnanimously stated that he was not interested in the position of the second child.

He Xichen didn't care, he still spent his days idle as before, but sometimes he felt very guilty when he saw them sad but tried his best to hide it, so he could only search his mind and find some interesting things to make them happy.

"I heard that Que'er and Bao Xiaoheng spent a lot of money in the Chu Yao Pavilion just to smile for Miss Bo Chunshan." He suddenly remembered something and said with narrowed eyes.

"Well, in the end Miss Chunshan seemed to have taken a fancy to a poor scholar surnamed Su, but the scholar seemed to be attending a poetry meeting, so she politely declined."

"Hahahaha! When Bao Xiaoheng comes back, I must laugh at him severely!" He Xichen said.

Bai Kezi said: "Based on what third brother knows about you, it will probably be a while before you come to Wuxian Xiaozhu."

"Hmph! I'll call the door directly!" He Xichen snorted coldly, he was so frantic to laugh at Mr. Baoheng.

Bai Jianzi couldn't help laughing: "As long as the second brother is happy."

***

The heavy snow covered the green pines, but it was very warm in Wuxian Xiaozhu. There were only two heaters, not to mention Liu Ning also set up a small sun gathering array.The peach blossoms on that tree were in full bloom, and they were proud of the snow amidst the numerous snowflakes. People who didn't know it might think it was plum blossoms.

He Xichen's face was very pale, like a snowman made of frost, without a trace of blood.Surrounded by a crane cloak, he was lazily nestled in the reclining chair with the stove in his hands.

The five brothers and sisters sat down around the table, and Bai Zhu brewed a pot of Xishan Bailu. Under the white mist that evaporated from the boiling water, his handsome eyebrows had a hazy and quiet beauty: "It's been a long time since we got together."

"Bai Xiaosi, tell me frankly, do you miss me?" Bao Hengjun's red clothes were like fire, and his whole body was like a burning flame.

Bai Shu glanced at him lightly, and said: "Third brother should not have drunk today, why is he talking nonsense again in broad daylight."

"You're so beautiful!" He Xichen applauded with great applause.

Bai Shu said modestly, "It's the second brother who taught me well."

Mr. Baoheng was angry, and angrily drank the Xishan Bailu in front of him.

"Drinking too much tea these days." He Xichen blew on the hot tea, and there was something pointed in his words after drinking.

Liu Ning, who was watching from the sidelines, raised his eyelids and said coldly, "You can't drink."

Bai Jianzi, who was practicing calligraphy next to him, wrote the big character "forbearance" on the paper neatly.She was more nervous about He Xichen's body than Liu Ning, and she would never allow the slightest mistake.

"Well, I'm not a good drinker at first, but the more you don't let me drink, Brother Ning, the more I'll become addicted to alcohol." He Xichen plausibly said, aggrieved, "Alcohol quitting has to be done gradually, not all at once. It will block my way!" He secretly bumped Bai Zhu's knee.

Bai Shu's heart skipped a beat with his knees, coughed and said, "Second brother is right, big brother, look—"

He Xichen nodded, and calmly bumped Jun Baoheng's knee.

Mr. Baoheng raised his eyebrows, thinking, well, just now you hurt me with Bai Xiaosi, now you change your face and ask me to help?How can there be such a cheap thing!

Then he showed a bright and artificial smile, and wrapped his arms around his shoulder affectionately: "That's right! Our second master He has already put down his pride and begged us, so please do me a favor, Brother Ning, if this alcohol addiction Above, it would be even worse if he sneaked out to find a drink!"

"Oh? Still running out to drink?" Liu Ning suddenly looked unhappy.

He Xichen looked at the traitor's disdain, and said: "Bao Xiaoheng, your words are too clumsy!" Then he turned his head and said righteously, "Report to the organization! I want to report! This fox called me and him yesterday Let’s go to the Chu Yao Pavilion together!”

Mr. Baoheng jumped up as if stepping on his tail: "How can I! You are bloody... Fox!"

He Xichen nodded unexpectedly: "That's right, I lied just now, but the one a month ago was absolutely true!"

"A month ago? Damn, a month ago I, I..." Bao Heng-jun's voice suddenly dropped, and he took a guilty step back as if remembering something.

He really did such a thing!At that time, he just came back from the Chuyao Pavilion, half drunk, and seeing He Xichen boredly watching the snow at the door, he half-told him and half encouraged him to go drink with him.

"What's so good about this snow?" Mr. Baoheng was also drunk, and turned into a fiery red fox, lying on his lap with his tongue out.

He Xichen stroked the smooth fur on his body with his cold palm: "I'm not looking at the snow, but at the flowers. Snowflakes are also flowers."

"Hmm...boring."

He Xichen smiled, but said nothing.

Mr. Baoheng hiccupped, and spit out a trace of red breath from his mouth. Pingting flew gracefully into the peach blossom tree covered with icicles. In an instant, the shadow of the tree swayed, shaking off the snow, and spit out thousands of green leaves from the branches. The red flowers are in full bloom.

"This is the flower, I'm giving it to you." Mr. Bao Heng showed a foolish smile on that fox face.

He Xichen was stunned for a moment, then laughed in a low voice, "Thank you, Baoheng."

"Thank you, thank you. I'll take you to the Chuyao Pavilion tomorrow. The flowers there are really beautiful." After finishing his bold words, he fell into a deep sleep.

……

"Remember?" He Xichen asked.

"Tsk! Don't let me worry about one or two!" Liu Ning spat, and his wide sleeves suddenly swept across the table, a wine jug and five wine glasses were just placed on the table, ""Buddha does not save", today Only one drink per person. "

"Brother Ning is so generous!" He Xichen gave a thumbs up, this is really not an irony, Fobudu is Liu Ning's most beloved wine, it is a luxury to take it out and smell it.

Although Bai Jianzi didn't quite agree, but seeing how excited they were, he couldn't bear to pour cold water on them, and said: "You have to drink up all the medicines for today."

He Xichen couldn't help shivering when he thought of the strange smell, and nodded bitterly.

Fobudu looks no different from ordinary white wine, its texture is clear, but it smells much more mellow. If it is an ordinary person, I am afraid that it will be drunk immediately.Rao He Xichen couldn't help being dazzled.

He was about to raise his glass when suddenly his head exploded, and a familiar voice sounded: [Damn it!Lao He!Huangpizi help! ]

He Xichen frowned and said: "Que'er seems to be in danger, please send me a voice transmission from thousands of miles away!" He put his index finger and middle finger together, focused on them, tapped between his eyebrows, and asked: [Que'er, what happened? What's the matter?Where are you? ]

[Yan Shan!Come and save me!I'm in big fucking trouble!Lion spirit, leopard spirit, tiger spirit, and even a spider spirit! ]

[Damn!How did you offend so many people? ] He Xichen also convinced him of his ability to cause trouble.

[Probably because I robbed their village bride...]

[……goodbye! ]

[do not!help me!Our lifelong friendship! ] Kong Que howled.

He Xichen sighed. Given his physical condition, he couldn't get involved, so he could only tell the brothers the truth.

"That troublemaker!" Baoheng-Jun scolded him, then stood up and said because he helped He Xichen, "The only thing we can do now is to help him!"

"Let's go, hurry back." Liu Ning has the demeanor of a gangster brother, and he brought his own blower one stop ahead.

"I see that there are quite a lot of people over there. Xiaobai and Ajiao are also going to help, so don't be left behind." He Xichen said.

"But--"

"I'm at home, there's nothing wrong with it."

Bai Kezi hesitated for a moment, then said, "Then I'll go and come back quickly."

"Yeah, let's go." He Xichen looked at her amusedly and looked back three times, put his finger on the armrest of the recliner, looked at Yishu Peach Blossom, hummed Huangmei Opera and waited for them to come back, but suddenly trembled, familiar And a terrifying sense of suffocation hit my heart, as if my heart instantly sank into the boundless deep sea.

He Xichen sometimes thinks, why is he the only one in endless reincarnation?He has done no great deeds that move heaven and earth, nor has he committed heinous crimes.The world operates according to its order, but only ignores this loophole.It is said that all living beings are equal, since this is the case, even if it is an insignificant loophole, please fill it in for me!

As he grew older, He Xichen also forgot about these problems. Anyway, death is a common occurrence for him, and when he completely disappears into the world and never wakes up again, it probably doesn't matter.

"Even so, at least let me say goodbye..." He Xichen sighed helplessly.

He still wanted to have a drink with the brothers, and talk to them again, but he felt that he was about to leave, but there was nothing he could do.

Come back soon...

The mountain road from Yanshan to Wuxian Xiaozhu is very rugged, separated by a county town and a pine forest.Kong Que sent home the beautiful girl captured by the monsters, and followed Liu Ning and the others to the Five Immortals Xiaozhu.Mr. Baoheng and him have similar personalities, but they can't get along with each other, and it's not happy if they don't run against each other when they meet each other.

"Stop arguing, both of you!" Bai Jianzi suddenly interrupted their exchange impatiently, grabbing Bai Shu's hand, "I'm always a little flustered."

"Don't scare yourself, Second Brother is waiting for us at home." Bai Shu comforted.

Walking near the small building of the Five Immortals, I saw two acquaintances in colorful Hu suits walking slowly on the snow on the deep path.

"Seventh Lord and Eighth Lord, why are you here?" Liu Ning was in shock, his heart sank, "Could it be?"

"No, no, we are on vacation, so we came up to drink with you!" Fan Wujiu said hastily, lifting the jug in his hand, "Water from the underworld mixed with Mengpo soup, whoever drinks it, will know how it tastes!"

"Lao He likes this kind of strange things the most." Xie Bi'an laughed.

The few people breathed a sigh of relief, and Bai Kezi said, "Second brother will definitely be very happy."

The seven people walked together, and before stepping into the small building, the disheveled Kong Que pushed the chai gate away with one hand and shouted: "Old He! Here I come!"

No one answered.The peach blossoms in the yard fell to the ground one after another.

"Second brother is probably tired and fell asleep." Bai Jianzi forced a smile and rushed over, seeing He Xichen lying on a chair with his eyes closed and holding an empty wine glass, he immediately felt relieved .

"Old He is drunk?" Bao Heng gently took down the wine glass, and from the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a line of small characters written on the white paper on the table.

——I thought I couldn't wait for you to come back, so I drank the wine first, no wonder.

The blue and white wine glass fell to the ground, and the moment it broke, it looked like a blooming flower.

Bai Shu hastily felt He Xichen's pulse and heartbeat, and suddenly closed his eyes with a distressed expression.

Fan Wujiu's already deathly face turned even paler, and he said in confusion, "No, the book of life and death didn't say that today is the day of his death!" Xie Bi'an sacrificed the spirit-calling banner, but there was nothing he was looking for in the boundless world Wandering spirits are summoned.

"Old He! Old He! Old He..."

Liu Ning stood three steps away, staring blankly at the peaceful He Xichen on the recliner, his hands hidden in his sleeves trembling slightly, and finally smiled as if sighing: "He died cleanly, and he owes me 800 taels of silver." Haven't paid it off yet... Wrong, it's 790 nine taels 610 six texts..."

Bai Jianzi lay on He Xichen and cried bitterly: "Second brother is drunk, he is just drunk."

***

In 110, the world still walked according to its trajectory, and did not stop because of a weasel that could not find its soul.

Mr. Baoheng became more stable. He was detained by Bai Shu and Bai Jianzi in the Five Immortals Xiaozhu to learn some medical skills. He was so bored that he dragged him out and went to the county town to relieve his boredom.

Time will heal all pain, and now when he recalls He Xichen who always hurt him and made Liu Ning angry with him, a smile will appear on the corner of his mouth.In his memory, that stinky weasel was still fresh, warm and extremely hateful.

"Ah, look, the jujube cake over there seems to be delicious!"

"Hey, Bai Xiaosi, let's buy some wine for Brother Ning and go home."

He was looking around, not looking at the road, and suddenly bumped into a thin gray-clothed scholar.

"Are you all right, sir?" He quickly supported him and asked.

"No problem." The scholar smiled lightly, took a little girl by the hand, and called, "Ruoyuan, Daocun, don't run too far." Then he walked down the street with the three children.

Baoheng Jun stood there in a daze, until Bai Shu in front noticed his strangeness, turned around and asked, "Third brother, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing...it's nothing..." He turned to look at the back of the gray-clothed scholar, and said, "He really looks like Lao He when he smiles...that's great..."