He Xichen [Quick Transmigration]

The mountains in the distance are undulating like animal bones, and the moonlight is hidden behind the pine forest, only a half circle of halo is faintly exposed.The salesman was carrying the burden, beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, he looked up at Shi Chen, and quickened his pace, hoping to find a place to stay earlier and have a good night's rest.

Not long after, the salesman saw two flickering lights in front of the flourishing grass, which turned out to be stone lanterns in front of an ancestral temple with unfinished incense.The door of the ancestral hall was half-closed, and a gilded plaque with the words "Luci" hung on the door.

The salesman was already exhausted, so he wanted to spend the night here and return to town tomorrow.

There are three shrines on the altar table in the middle of the ancestral hall. The incense burners and candles are complete. The doors, windows, and beams are all painted with flowers, birds, animals, and animals. and time.

The salesman was illiterate, so he put his burden on the ground, yawned, put his hands under his armpits and leaned against the pillar, smacked his mouth twice and closed his eyes.

The moon walked directly above the ancestral hall, and the bright moonlight spilled into the back room, shining coldly on the salesman.Suddenly, a few wisps of translucent smoke floated from the three shrines on the altar table, and gathered in the air to form the figures of three stooped old men.

"Lu Laolai at the head of the village has a malignant tumor on his neck, and he has been complaining to us these days. Hey? Do you think this kid is okay?" One of the sharp-mouthed men said, his voice fluctuating from far away and nearer, Ethereal without a trace.

The sleepy salesman's heart sank, and he sweated coldly. He knew that he had met his ancestor, but he didn't dare to open his eyes to see what happened.

"Brother, this is not good." Another male voice with a slightly generous voice continued.

"Why not!" Another mean woman shouted dissatisfiedly, "Our children and grandchildren are suffering! This kid hit the muzzle_he deserves it!"

"But, but..."

"Stop moaning!" The cold old man said again, "Get out of the way, I'll cut Lao Lai's malignant tumor on him!"

The salesman was fighting between the two, thinking that if he didn't escape at this time, he would have to suffer for others for no reason.

"This kid is pretending to be asleep!" the woman yelled violently, seeing the pigs and sheep running away, there was no reason not to chase after them.

The salesman didn't dare to look back, his neck was chilly, and he felt that a tumor was going to grow there in the next second.The three wisps of gray smoke were getting closer and closer, and the dead man's dark energy spread to his back, as if it was about to freeze.

The black forest retreated, and the hideous branches scratched his face.Suddenly his foot was heavy, and the salesman staggered. He seemed to have kicked something soft and warm, probably a small animal.There are the most snakes, insects, rats and ants in the wilderness.

It was a weasel with smooth fur and round eyes glistening with water. It was kicked into the grass by the salesman, twitching and unable to get up for a while.

The salesman's legs softened, and he felt panic.Animals like weasels are very evil, so they might be a great immortal with great cultivation!If he remembers hatred, there will be no good fruit for him.

The salesman was bitter. He looked at the gray smoke galloping towards him with teeth and claws, and knelt down in front of the weasel, who couldn't help himself, crying bitterly: "Mr. ! The little one kowtows to you!"

The man cried miserably and wailed continuously, but after seeing a burst of blue smoke, a pair of black boots appeared in front of his eyes, and the hem of his apricot-yellow clothes was shaking in the wind.

He Xichen transformed into a human form, and before he could say a word, he saw the three brothers and sisters rushing fiercely, and immediately frowned in displeasure. He flicked his long sleeves, and the strong wind directly swept the three of them back into the shrine.

"Huang Pizi dares to destroy me, I will wait for good things!" A sharp and hoarse curse came from the ancestral hall.

"If you keep on talking, your tongues will be cut off." He Xichen's tone was extremely light, but the three shrines that were constantly vibrating suddenly fell silent, and the soul inside shrank in a corner and shivered.He Xichen had a good temper, but they forgot for a moment that when his temper became bad, they couldn't tolerate them running wild.

The salesman finally saved his neck, but he was afraid that the second uncle Huang would hate him for kicking him, so he could only kowtow and beg for mercy: "Great Immortal, please forgive me! Immortal, please forgive me!"

He Xichen's head hurt from the noise: "Okay, why would I want your life? Be careful when you walk next time." After speaking, he walked away, and the salesman behind him burst into tears of gratitude.

He Xichen walked behind the big locust tree that he couldn't see with his fairy-like back, pressed his belly with one hand and grinned.

Good guy, that kick is not light!

"I thought you were fine, but it turns out that you are going to suffer for your face." A sneer came from the tree suddenly, a blue python hovered on the branch, spitting snake letters, and its golden vertical pupils were full of disdain.

"Brother Ning, I was injured anyway, can you stop making sarcastic remarks?" He Xichen leaned against the tree helplessly.

Liu Ning snorted coldly, and the snake body covered with scales snaked down, turning into the appearance of a green-clothed Taoist priest: "Are you dead? Hurry up if you're not dead, Baoheng and the others are still waiting for us."

"Come on, I shouldn't expect you to give me a hand all the time!" He Xichen complained in a half-true way.

"Tsk! Trouble!" Liu Ning said so, but stretched out his blue and white hands to touch the back of his neck.

"Tell me not to carry it first!" He Xichen flashed vigilantly, his cold fingers had already grabbed his neck and pinched him, instantly knocking him back to his original shape.

Liu Ning held the little weasel in his arms, and threatened coldly: "If you keep talking, I'll cut your tongue off!"

This plagiarism is not brought in front of others.He Xichen complained in his heart, and his four paws tightly grasped the clothes in front of Liu Ning.

The Five Immortals Xiaozhu was built with a lot of bamboo from the back hill of the Hushan Ancient Temple.

Mr. Bao Heng chatted with Bai Jianzi and Bai Zhu, before the tea was ready, he saw their eldest brother Liu Ning walking in with a cold face.

"Huh? Where's the second brother?" Bai Jianzi was the only woman among the five, wearing a black Taoist robe with a bamboo hairpin in her head, she was extremely peaceful and serene.

Liu Ning, who was a few steps away, threw away with one hand, and the lazy weasel in his arms swiped a few times in the air, turning into a human.

"My old waist!" He Xichen supported the stone table, pressing his hands on the sore spot.

Bao Heng-Jun widened his charming fox eyes in surprise: "Isn't it, is this my second brother He who is ascetic and aloof from the world?"

"Get out!" He Xichen knocked him on the head, and told what happened on the road.

"If the salesman kicks me, it would be good if he doesn't suffer a little bit, Lao He, are you stupid? You actually helped him drive away those three old ghosts!" Baoheng-Jun said incredulously.

"What's the fun in teasing them." He Xichen said with a lack of interest.

When he first came here, the familiar place names really gave him a headache for several days, and finally he remembered that this was the place where Su Changqing, whom he recalled, was located.When looking for it with an inexplicable mood, Heyang Village is full of people with the surname Lu, and there is no one surnamed Su or Wen.

He came to the "past".There are no brothers and sisters of the Su family, no uncles and nephews of the Wen family, no Lu Shuang, and no "He Xichen".I can't say I was in a daze, but I just felt the samsara disorder of time.

"Of course it's fun!" Mr. Bao Heng just wanted to refute it, but Bai Shu, who is proficient in medical skills, has already taken out a jar of white jade ointment from Xiaozhu: "Second brother, it will make you feel better after applying the ointment."

"We, Xiaobai, still have a conscience." He Xichen came back to his senses and was moved to tears.

Liu Ning snorted, Bai Jianzi covered his face and smiled.

These five people are cultivated from animals to human body, willow is a snake, He is yellow, Baoheng is a fox, white is a hedgehog, and scorpion is a mouse. They form golden orchids under fate, and their teeth are ranked according to their mana.

"Back then, if I had been a little more competitive, Brother Ning would not have been the boss!" Bao Heng-jun was extremely regretful at this moment, he was naturally romantic, and spent half of his time on having fun, and he really didn't care about cultivation.

"That's right, that's right." He Xichen nodded, "If Xiaobai hadn't been obsessed with the Qihuang technique, he would have squeezed you out a long time ago."

"He Xichen, please don't talk." Baoheng-Jun hooked his neck, picked up a teacup and blocked his mouth.

Bai Shu said with a slight smile, "Second Brother, don't make fun of me, Third Brother."

"Baoheng, even if you practice for another 500 years, don't even think about stepping on me." Liu Ning raised his eyelids, and gave him a cold glance with his golden vertical pupils.

"...Wow, Brother Ning is so scary!" Baoheng Jun rubbed his arms and fell towards He Xichen for a moment.

He Xichen patted him on the back reassuringly: "It's okay, don't be afraid, even if you practice for another 500 years, you still won't be able to catch up with me, don't mention such fuzzy things."

Bai Pozi smiled and said, "Second brother likes to bully Baoheng."

"Where is it?" He Xichen looked over innocently, and suddenly his face changed, and he changed back to his original shape with a "bang".

"Hold Xiaoheng, pinch my neck!"

"Hahahaha!" Mr. Bao Heng smiled unscrupulously, holding He Xichen in front of his eyes, "Oh, whose little weasel is this~"

Before He Xichen lost his temper, Bai Kezi quickly hugged him onto her lap, and gently touched the back of his neck.

This weasel's neck was fatally injured before He Xichen came, and it is now his weak point. As long as he pinches his neck, it is tantamount to pinching his Achilles' heel, and he cannot break free easily.During the rainy season, the cervical spine is more painful and weak, and the whole person is sick.Atractylodes macrocephala and white pomegranate often give him acupuncture and moxibustion. Although it can't cure the root cause, it can relieve the pain at least.

"Bao Heng, you are being reckless!" Bai Shu said sternly.

Mr. Baoheng shrank his head, and seemed to realize that it was wrong to do so, he laughed a few times, and finally said with a bitter face: "Second brother, I was wrong."

He Xichen groaned from being rubbed by the white scorpion, and raised his eyes when he heard this: "Next time you dare to pinch my neck, I'll grab your tail off!"

Liu Ning suddenly stretched out his hand to press Mr. Baoheng's head against the stone table: "If I want to pull it now, I can knock his tail out."

Mr. Baoheng trembled, and pitifully begged for mercy: "Brother Ning, spare your life! Second brother, second brother, save me! Ning brother would definitely do such a cruel thing! Xiaobai, Ah Su, I was wrong, and I will do it again! Don't dare to mess around!"

He Xichen jumped off Bai Kezi's lap and transformed into a human again, gently brushing Liu Ning's hand away: "I don't need Brother Ning to do it for me, I won't teach him a lesson, this guy is really lawless!"

Baoheng Jun escaped from Liu Ning's captivity, and immediately jumped three feet away, but was caught by He Xichen's ears in an instant, unable to escape.

The clouds and mist in the sky have no fixed shape, and when the breeze blows, they float lightly across the full moon.Under the moonlight, the screams of foxes came from Wuxian Xiaozhu.

"Third brother has suffered a lot this time, let's see if he dares to do anything casually." After making the last tea, Bai Shu put the long-mouthed purple sand pot back on the small red clay stove, "Is the fire out? Three Brother, light a fire."

Mr. Baoheng, whose feet were tied and hung upside down on the peach blossom tree, was dangling in the air, screaming: "Fuck! You tortured me and told me to set me on fire! Inhumane!" Small clusters of cold blue flames fell tremblingly into the heart of the furnace.

"Bao Xiaoheng, it's okay if you want to touch my neck in the future, but! You must notify me in advance, otherwise my iron fists as big as a casserole will be indiscriminate!" If it were placed on Liu Ning, Lord Bao Heng would have to be beaten to death on the spot.

"Second brother, ah, ah, second brother!" Bao Heng wailed like a mourner, crying until He Xichen couldn't help it, with a wave of his sleeve, the rope around his ankle was instantly loosened.

Baoheng-Jun landed safely, and timidly hid behind Bai Kezi, staring at the calm and breezy He Xichen with vigilant eyes.

He Xichen glanced at him amusedly, stopped teasing him, and said, "I heard that a county magistrate has come to the county seat. He is an upright official and has a clean sleeve, which is the luck of the people."

"What are we doing?" Liu Ning said, "He Xichen, you are wandering in the market on weekdays, listening to books, watching operas and eating melon seeds. I don't say anything, but you must not interfere too much in human affairs. The law of cause and effect should be on you , it is light when the body disappears and the way dies."

He doesn't like mortals because he is afraid of getting too much karma, especially for a magistrate like this who can affect the fate of most people.On weekdays, he lives alone, and only occasionally gathers with his sworn brothers and sisters at Wuxian Xiaozhu.

"Aiya," He Xichen said with a casual smile, "how could I offend the law of heaven?"

This made the hearts of those present thump.

Bai Shu grabbed his arm: "Second brother, be careful!"

"Old He, don't mention that casually!" Even Baoheng Jun became serious.

Only Bai Jianzi smiled softly: "Second brother just do what he likes, even if his body is broken, I will help second brother."

"You girl! What nonsense!" He Xichen flicked her head, "Hurry up, bah, bah, bah!"

Bai Kezi didn't refute, and imitated his example, "Bah, bah, bah" a few times.

"Don't bring up this matter again!" Liu Ning said coldly.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Baoheng-Jun jumped up, "It doesn't matter whether they are right or wrong in the world, we have our own happiness and freedom! The magistrate may not be a good person, he knows the face but does not know the heart!"

He Xichen raised his eyebrows with amusement: "Then I'm even more curious."

"Oh my brother!" Mr. Baoheng went crazy, opened and closed the red feather fan in his hand, rolled his eyes and said suddenly, "Why don't we try him?"

Bai Shu shook his head helplessly, and He Xichen laughed loudly: "Bao Xiaoheng, don't you care about everything?"

"This is our one-acre-three-point land, so it's okay to go and find out." Du is worse than Shu, Bai Jianzi suggested in a warm voice, turning his gaze to Liu Ning.

Liu Ning thought over and over again, and finally agreed: "Just this once, next time you don't allow too much entanglement!"

Mr. Baoheng's interest suddenly rose, and he transformed into a beautiful woman in red clothes with charming eyes, but his appearance was not far from his original appearance.

"Second brother," Bao Heng-jun fell into He Xichen's arms, wrapping his soft and boneless hands around his neck, "You're not angry now."

"Hey, with a beauty in my arms, I naturally want to be graceful." He Xichen smiled, his eyes clear, "Hug Xiaoheng, don't use your half-baked charm technique on me."

"Second brother is still so boring." Jun Baoheng pushed his chest coquettishly, his eyes rolled, "Sisters, let's go find out whether the county magistrate is an honest gentleman or a dignified villain."