[Four Famous Arrests] Please call me a life-chasing girl

?As soon as Cui Min went out to the door, he saw the stone lion statue flying in mid-air.She was startled, and after searching for a long time, she saw the stone lion's calf as thin as two hemp sticks.

"Cheng Xiaoli, show your head." Du Yuanbao yelled at the slender legs, and a crisp "Hey, my lord!" came from behind the stone statue, and then Cui Min saw that Liba without any preparation in his heart. The head of Miss Cheng Xiaoli, who is so powerful.

Bright black twist braids, blue floral headscarf.She has big black eyes, thick eyebrows, and two faint freckles on her delicate nose. When she smiles, she reveals two small canine teeth, which look extraordinarily white under her dark skin.

This girl is only fourteen or fifteen years old at most!Cui Min sighed, "Sure enough, a hero is a boy, let's put down the stone lion."

"Hey, grandma!" Cheng Xiaoli casually walked to the door with the huge stone statue, and put it down with a "bang".Then Han smiled and walked in front of Cui Min, "What orders does Grandma have?"

Cui Min saw that the little girl's thin and small body was messed up again for a while. She thought that the girl should have a strong body with a deceptive baby face, but she didn't expect that she was endowed with strange strength. Girl, so deceptive from top to bottom.

Slightly wiped off the non-existent sweat, Cui Min smiled and waved to her, "Is that Cheng Xiaoli? Why do you call me grandma?"

Cheng Xiaoli wrinkled his cute little nose, "People in our village call the grandma of the official's family that way. When I came out, my father said that when I met the official, I called him the old man, and when I met the official's grandmother, I called him the old man." Grandma. You put a lot of powder on your face like the official grandmas, so you must be an official grandma."

Saying that, Cheng Xiaoli knelt down in front of Cui Min with a plop, and kowtowed resoundingly, "Grandma is auspicious!"

"Oh, I'll go!" Cui Min had never received such a big gift in his life, even in his previous life, and immediately helped her up, "Kneel on your knees and kneel to your parents, I'm not your mother, so don't kneel to me!"

"Oh." Cheng Xiaoli got up and stared innocently at Cui Min with big eyes. Cui Min was shocked by her strange power, and said kindly, "Come in first, I have something to ask you."

"Hey." Cheng Xiaoli followed Cui Min into the gate, just in time to meet the crowd of God Detectors who came out to watch the fun, Cheng Xiaoli knelt down on the ground and prepared to kowtow without saying a word, Cui Min quickly grabbed her, "Our God Detector I don’t want to kowtow.”

"Hey, I listen to Grandma." The little girl jumped up and smiled at the ruthless person in front of her, "Grandpa is auspicious."

Tie Shou jokingly asked, "Little girl, why do you only call him?"

Cheng Xiaoli replied sternly, "You are all standing, only the Elder is sitting, so you must all be his servants."

Everyone snickered for a while, and Wu Qing felt a faint sadness in his knees again.But because her name is the eldest master, and she happens to be paired with the eldest grandma, she is ruthlessly ignoring the others.

"Yo, you girl has good eyesight." Cui Min giggled for a while before asking, "Cheng Xiaoli, how old are you?"

"I'm 14 years old this year."

Ruthlessly looked at Cheng Xiaoli carefully, and asked indifferently, "You sound like a native of Jinling, why did you come here to find a job?"

"My lord is really amazing. I'm from Luzhu Village, Jinshui Town. Not long ago, there was a flood at home, and my pigs were washed away. Dad couldn't afford to support me, so he gave two moms to let me go." I came out to look for a job. I heard from people on the road that the recruitment here includes food and lodging, so I came here.” Cheng Xiaoli said with a smile, as if such a tragic experience was nothing to her.

Wuqing nodded lightly, "Last month there was indeed a flood in Jinshui. Cai You was in charge of disaster relief, and most of the money fell into his pocket. If you don't process Xiaoli, you are so strong, why do you have to come to God?" Where is the arresting officer looking for a job?"

The little girl scratched her head embarrassingly, "They all thought I ate too much, and said that the money I brought was not enough to fill my stomach." When she said this, her stomach let out a "cuckoo" sound in good time. voice, the little girl's swarthy face shyly glowed red, "I haven't eaten enough for three days."

"What are you still looking at, take Xiaoli to eat first." Liu Piaoxue saw the little girl wrinkled her bun face and looked so cute, she immediately dragged Cheng Xiaoli into the dining room for dinner.

Everyone followed in and continued to eat the interrupted lunch.

Then everyone understood why Cheng Xiaoli came here as soon as she heard that food and lodging are included here. Looking at the eight empty bowls stacked high in her hand, Cui Min couldn't help stealing a look at Xiaoli's swollen stomach, "Actually, you Let's not call it Cheng Xiaoli, let's call it Cheng Yaojin..."

"What is Cheng Yaojin? Can it be bitten?" The little girl rolled up her sleeves and wiped her mouth, her black eyes bent into crescents in satisfaction.

Cui Min trembled slightly, "So apart from being strong, your only specialty is being able to eat?"

The little girl shook her head timidly, "I'm not good at eating, I've been slaughtering pigs with my father since I was a child, and I can feed pigs, release pigs, and treat pigs."

"That can be regarded as a specialty." Cui Min turned to ask Zhuge Zhengwo, "Uncle Shi, why don't you accept her, I think she is destined to be with you."

Zhuge Zheng asked me in pain, "How did you know that I was destined to be with her?"

"Look, Xiaoli is a butcher of pigs, and your surname is Zhu, isn't it very destined?"

Zhuge Zheng, I can't wait to put an empty bowl on her face, but the juniors are all there, so he wants to maintain his demeanor, "Since this matter is entrusted to you, you can accept it if you say so."

Cui Min hurriedly pulled Ruan Xiaoli over with a smile, "Xiaoli, I will introduce you formally now. This uncle is the biggest official of our God Detective Division. His name is Zhuge Zhengwo. You can call him Mr."

"Hello, Mr. Zhu." Cheng Xiaoli called out crisply, Uncle Zhuge Zheng, I can't wait to put a row of empty bowls on these two faces who are proud of being cute and irritating.He sighed faintly, "It's enough to have a headache if you have one troublemaker, and you'll just stay there for a while. Let me tell you first, I'm not in charge of bringing in newcomers, Xiaoli will leave it to you four." Under the gloomy eyes of everyone, they patted their buttocks and left.

Cui Min continued to introduce to Ruan Xiaoli, "This handsome, graceful man is the ruthless son of our top arresting officer."

Wuqing's eyelids twitched slightly, and he quickly waved his fan to stop Cheng Xiaoli's smiling call, and said first, "You can just call me Uncle Master." He was afraid that this naturally dumb girl would call him Mr. Wu, or even Mr. Tou, so It's better to admit that he is her uncle first, and tell everyone by the way, he will not be Cheng Xiaoli's master if he is ruthless, you can figure it out yourself.

Tie Shou and Leng Xue's expressions sank, and there was an ominous premonition in their hearts.

"Uncle Master." Cheng Xiaoli called obediently, and Cui Min pointed to the golden sword and silver sword next to Wuqing, "You can call these two Uncle Jin and Uncle Yin, and if you find it troublesome, you can call them Uncle Jian."

"Bitch... Uncle." Looking at the face of the golden sword and silver sword being hacked, Cheng Xiaoli always felt that the name was weird.

"Here, there are Iron Hands, Leng Xue, Qin Fu, Du Yuanbao, and our beautiful, gentle and virtuous Aunt Xue." Cui Min introduced them one by one, then tossed her hair, stepping on the stool with one foot heroically It said, "There is also me, who is known as a flower in ten miles and eight towns, a romantic and suave girl who is chasing after her life~"

Seeing the little girl frowning and not knowing where to break the sentence, Cui Min sighed, "You can still call me grandma."

"Hey, grandma!"

Cui Min covered her mouth and snickered, she strangely liked this title, it sounded so enjoyable.

"Then it's time for the most exciting part of teacher recognition. Xiaoli, you have to try out here for three months first. During these three months, you will have a mentor to guide you how to complete the work of the God Catching Division. If you do well Only those who can stay. Hey, you also know that the requirements of our God Detective Division are very strict, and the competition is very cruel, not everyone can stay." Cui Min looked at Cheng Xiaoli and nodded incomprehensibly, feeling very relieved , "For the sake of our close relationship, you can choose a master yourself."

As he said that, Cui Min pointed to Tie Shou and Leng Xue, "Just choose between them, just choose the handsome one."

Iron Hand put forward a reasonable opinion, "Why only choose between the two of us?"

Cui Min said, "Men and women are matched, and work is not tiring. If you don't choose among you, do you have to take it ruthlessly? You also know that he is not in good health, and he will die from overwork at any time. How are you at ease?"

Iron hands are speechless, is this Hong Guoguo's eccentricity, right, it must be.Looking at Leng Xue's "does what you're talking about have something to do with me?" look, he resigned to his fate, and he probably took over this naturally dull girl.

Who knew that just as Tie Shou was about to touch the little girl's head kindly, Cheng Xiaoli pointed at Leng Xue with a smile and said, "Then I want him."

Tieshou's hand stopped stiffly in mid-air, his eyes widened coldly, and for the first time in his life he showed an expression of "Nani?!", which made Cui Min spit out old blood.

"Come on, Xiaoli, tell me why you chose him as your master?" Cui Min suppressed his laughter and embraced Xiaoli.

Cheng Xiaoli said thoughtfully, "I think Master Leng-Blood looks a lot like the Huahua I raised before, Huahua also has a birthmark on her face, very cute."

"Nani?!" Cui Min looked at the scar on Leng Xue's face, and really wanted to tell the baby beside him that it shouldn't be a birthmark...

The "birthmark" on Leng Xue's face trembled, and he opened his mouth, "Who is Huahua?"

"Huahua was the one I raised a pig, but I managed to fatten it up, so my father slaughtered it."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent, cold blood suddenly appeared on Leng Xue's body, Cui Min subconsciously protected Cheng Xiaoli, fearing that he would kill the little girl if he was unhappy.

What Leng Xue thought was that for the sake of a peaceful life in the future, he could no longer silently let Cui Min continue to destroy his senses.

"I won't accept her." Leng Xue replied coldly, expressing his firm determination.

Cui Min thought that such an open rejection would hurt the girl's self-esteem too much. She planned to turn her head to comfort Cheng Xiaoli, but the little girl smiled at her naively, revealing two cute little canine teeth. She was not abandoned at all. Very sad self-conscious.

Cui Min was so excited that she wanted to go up and rub that little fleshy face into a ball, and she was so angry that she would not accept such a stupid little loli, she deserved to be cold-blooded and single for the rest of her life!Oh no, for the lifelong happiness of her best friend, she decided to be wise.

"Aunt Xue, please take Xiaoli to the rookie training room to rest for a while, and let her take a bath and change into clean clothes." Cui Min handed Cheng Xiaoli to Liu Piaoxue to settle down, then looked at everyone in the hall with a wicked smile, "How about we play a werewolf game again, and the first person to die in the losing side will be Xiao Li's master."

Tie Shou weakly objected, "It's not good, it hurts the little girl's self-esteem. It seems like none of us are willing to teach her."

Cui Min said, "Self-esteem? I guess Xiaoli doesn't have that kind of thing. But Tie Shou is so sympathetic, why don't you teach her. It's actually not troublesome, just let her stay with you for three months. "

Iron Hand immediately sat down at the table, "Who is the judge?"

"As the only woman here, let me be the judge. But I am a very democratic judge. If you have any objections..." Cui Min saw that other than the ruthless and cold-blooded, the others couldn't wait to raise their hands. With a light cough, "If you have any objection, please reserve your opinion. Uncle Shi said that this matter is fully up to me to decide. If you are really dissatisfied, you can go to Uncle Shi to impeach me. Okay, everyone sit down now, I will take the ID card Send them to you one by one. I have already explained the rules last time, so I won’t go into details, and those who don’t remember lose deserve it.”

Qin Fu and Du Yuanbao were very frustrated. Last time they just stood aside and watched but did not participate in the game. How could they remember the rules?But Cui Min said, do you think you will lose this round, haha, you are really stupid and naive.

After Cui Min distributed the ID papers, he cleared his throat and started the game, "Please close your eyes when it's dark, please open your eyes for werewolves. Ouch, it's you two again... Ahem, what the judge said is somewhat misleading, please Don’t believe it all. Well, the werewolf, please kill, and kill the iron hand, don’t be too obvious about bullying the weak and afraid of the strong... Werewolf, please close your eyes. Prophet, please open your eyes, the identity of the prophet you want to see, that’s right , he is a werewolf. Prophet, you can rest in peace. Witch, please open your eyes, witch, can you save him if he dies tonight? Okay, do you want to poison people? Okay, witch, shut your blind dog Eyes. Well, it’s dawn, everyone, please open your eyes, two people died tonight, one was Iron Hand and the other was Cold Blood. Do you have any last words to say?"

Tie Shou said, "I'm a prophet, cold-blooded is a werewolf. I think it's better to believe what the judge says, and vote for Brother Ruruthless first."

The judge issued a statement in time, "What the judge said is deceptive, please don't believe me blindly."

Leng Xue didn't say a word, as he had automatically given up the opportunity to make his last words.Clockwise from cold blood, everyone said, "Follow the prophet's footsteps firmly, trust the judge, and cast death ruthlessly."

Before Wuqing died, he said, "If personal grievances are not resolved for a day, this game is unplayable." Then he was voted to die by everyone, so Cui Min announced, "The werewolf is heartless and cold-blooded. According to the rules, the first one to die The lost werewolf will be Xiaoli's master. Cold-blooded, you just accept your fate!"

As soon as the words fell, Leng Xue stood up "suddenly", exuding a fierce hostility all over his body.He raised his eyes and looked at Cui Min quietly, the hair protruding from the tortoise hat flaunted strangely.Cui Min's scalp was numb and his heart felt guilty, he couldn't help but take two steps back, dead, this time the cold-blooded small universe was finally about to explode.

"I would like to gamble and admit defeat." After a long time, Leng Xue finally dropped this sentence, and left the dining room with a cold expression.That figure seemed to be a little lonely.

Cui Min collapsed beside the ruthless wheelchair, "I'm scared to death, it's more terrifying than my aunt not having sanitary napkins in ancient times."

"...Then you still go to provoke him? With your three-legged skills, anyone can see that you deliberately caused him to lose." Wuqing frowned slightly, and put the hidden weapon in the palm of his hand back into the wheelchair in the hidden weapon box.Leng Xue was a killer after all, if he did something in a fit of anger, he was afraid that he would not be able to block Cui Min in time.But seeing that he usually keeps quiet and does everything without complaint, but now he is so angry because of a small matter, Wuqing knows more or less, I am afraid that his anger is all directed at Cui Min, a heartless person Come on.

"I just want to help him." Cui Min lowered his eyes sadly.She knew that Leng Xue stayed at the God Detective Division to repay her life-saving grace. Although she had been working hard for Uncle Shi, his withdrawn personality made him still lonely and deserted.She didn't want to match anything, but she just felt that if she was gone in the future, there would be someone who could take good care of him, and sincerely wanted to warm him up.And when she saw Cheng Xiaoli, she felt that although this little girl was straightforward, she was someone who could make people feel warm from the bottom of their hearts.She really hoped that under Xiaoli's infection, the cold blood would become less cold.

Hey, as the saying goes, raising a child to be a hundred years old often worries about 99.Who told her to save a boring gourd back then, and now she even has to take good care of his mental state.

Seeing Cui Min's worried and thoughtful eyes, Wuqing's pair of sword eyebrows frowned even deeper.Hey, this idiot obviously has no other advantages besides running fast, so why is he still so easily missed by wolves?It's really disturbing.