Jin Shan looked at Ying Sheng's smug expression like a flower peacock who had won a battle, even though he knew that he would make some noise, he couldn't help being speechless.

As a top tycoon who has lived at least thousands of years and traveled to countless worlds, he still cares about and compares with an ordinary person. Does this person go back as he lives?Look at that poor lawyer Qin next to him, his face looks like he has seen a ghost.Anyway, this person also has a bit of world luck, but his crushed spirit is about to go wrong.

Qin Qian is really not well now.

He looked at the armored car with its fangs and claws, and then at Teacher Jin Faxiao who was also showing off his might and wearing a combat uniform. Although he didn't want to admit it, he knew that he had completely lost at least in terms of cars.

But how is this possible! !

This kind of armored vehicle that ordinary people can't buy at all, how could a retired special soldier have it! !And if this kind of armored vehicle is placed in this community, won't it be asked by the property management?

Seeing that the poor Lawyer Qin's mood fluctuated too much, and he might be about to lose control of his abilities, Jin Shan quickly reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him with a little pity: "Lawyer Qin? Are you okay! My brain is not very good since I was a child, and sometimes I do things purely by instinct, without thinking at all.”

"This car was rewarded by the state after he made great contributions in spite of danger and orders, but because of that task, he was injured and retired. Because this car is special, he was afraid of attracting crowds when he drove it, so he The car has never been used.”

Qin Qian: "..." It's not just that you will be watched as soon as you drive, this kind of car will be invited into the police station for tea immediately when you drive it on the street!

But no matter how unwilling Qin Qian was in his heart, once this car got out, no one could push him any further.This armored vehicle can carry up to 16 people and they only add up to 9 people. The Yun family was pleasantly surprised and grateful to carry their things onto the armored vehicle.Mother Liu was shocked from the beginning to the end. She couldn't help but reached out and tugged on the sleeve of her son who was carrying things, and asked in a very low voice: "Son, have you really worshiped this gentleman who drives an armored car as a teacher?"

Liu Mao understood his mother's meaning very well, and it was rare for him to nod proudly to show off: "Don't worry, Mom! I'm holding my thigh tightly! No matter how the world changes in the future, my son will take good care of you and protect you!" Liu Mao even had some I am grateful for this sudden disaster, because after this huge disaster, no one will care about his mother's past, everyone has become equal, and they must work hard to survive.

Mother Liu felt a little sour when she heard her son's words. She stretched out a somewhat thin hand to touch his son's face, and then pinched her son vigorously: "I have hands and feet, and I don't need you to take care of them. You should go more Take care of Tiantian, and do something for their family if you have nothing to do. Don't say it, I really think Tiantian is a good girl!"

The corner of Liu Mao's mouth twitched, and he quickly turned his head to see that Yun Tiantian didn't pay attention to this side, so he said speechlessly: "Mom, stop talking nonsense. That girl Yun Tiantian has a hole in her head, and the hole in her head hasn't been filled up yet. Before, let alone other things, I had to watch her all the time. I was worried."

Mother Liu didn't believe what her son said, but just gave her son a blank stare.Let him experience it for himself.

In the end, both the Yun family and the Liu family entered the armored vehicle, and only lawyer Qin refused to enter the armored vehicle with his last dignity.Even if his car had a flat tire and he had to walk to the base, he would never get into his rival's car!His buggy is also very good! !

So in the end, it was Boss Ying's armored vehicle that cleared the way, and the cross-country followed behind in aggrieved manner.As soon as the armored vehicle walked on the road, the drivers and passengers of other vehicles who saw the vehicle all shook their bodies.

A young man even stuck his head out of the window, picked up his mobile phone and yelled and took pictures: "Fuck! Old men, hurry up and pay attention to my escape live broadcast! On the way to escape, a fairy armored vehicle was surprised! Who is this big guy? ? I really want to be his younger brother!"

Jin Shan sat in the co-pilot and glanced to the side, thinking that the little brother who was running a live broadcast while fleeing was very interesting, so he couldn't help but smiled at his mobile phone camera, and then the red sports car slid away They slid down in an S shape and almost hit a tree on the side of the road. After their car drove away, Jinshan could still hear the earth-shattering roar of the live broadcaster.

"Ahhhh! Old irons 666! Did you see that peerless beauty just now!! When he smiled, I almost lost my soul!! God! I asked why I didn't fall in love when I was 28 years old. It turned out to be To wait for my destined beauty!!"

"What? You say that beauty is a man? Has an Adam's apple?"

"Fuck you, it's the end of the world, who cares about the love between men and women!!! You guys, let's run away! I've already shared with you the weaknesses and attack methods of mutant beasts that I know. Let's talk when we get to the base! I'm going to chase my boyfriend now! Hehehehe, I have a hunch that we will definitely meet again!"

Jin Shan laughed out loud in the car.And Mr. Ying, who was pretending to be driving, but actually the car was driving automatically, sneered.

He felt that the world was pretty bad. They had changed from having no physical guides to having physical bodies, but after having physical bodies, the guy next to him started to attract bees and butterflies everywhere.Sometimes I really want to exterminate those messy butterflies and bees, but unfortunately the leader will deduct soul power points for killing people at will, otherwise he can restore the peace of the earth and let it return to the primitive era.

The Yun family and the Jin family, who were obediently shrunk behind, were dumbfounded.

Only Yun Tiantian gritted her teeth and muttered: "Dream! No one can tear down my fairy CP! Isn't it just a rich second generation?! I'll kill him with ice water later!"

Liu Mao twitched his mouth, reached out his hand and took out a piece of green cake that looked like chewing gum from his pocket, and stuffed it directly into Yun Tiantian's mouth.

Yun Tiantian's expression twisted instantly.Those round eyes were wide open with an indescribable accusation.

"Clear your mind. Are you going to get sick again?"

Yun Tiantian viciously bit the refreshing slice that was said to be made of bitter melon juice and chili juice, and stretched out her little finger to Liu Mao.In fact, she came up with the middle finger.

The way out of the city is actually not smooth, because everyone has received the news notification, and now almost everyone is heading towards the Xinming City security base.The road was very congested. If it wasn't for Ying Sheng and the others who were driving an armored vehicle, they could force their way through at least three congested spots along the way.

But even so, the armored vehicles could no longer walk at the expressway entrance of Xincheng.

People were anxiously honking their horns in the car, while outside the car were flying around, at least palm-sized wasps and black-purple butterflies hovering.What made everyone feel horrified was that these palm-sized wasps and black-purple butterflies were actually chasing and attacking those who had no cars or those who got out of the cars.

Yun Tiantian covered her mouth, and saw a girl about her age screaming and running towards them, but she foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground within two steps!After the girl fell to the ground, she saw the huge, ferocious wasp slowly flying up from the back of her head.The wasp seemed to have noticed Yun Tiantian's gaze, and rushed over at an extremely fast speed in the next second. The bee needle on its tail stuck straight on the window of the armored vehicle, making a "ding" sound. It sounded like the sound of metal colliding.

Yun Tiantian let out a cry and leaned back suddenly.His heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his face was full of disbelief.

"These bees, how, how did they become so vicious?!"

Then Dad Yun's dry voice sounded: "This is not a bee, but a wasp that is more poisonous than bees. Maybe there are huge wasp nests on the trees nearby."

"Then what should we do? Those cars are blocked, so you have to push them away to continue walking, right? But if you go there, you will be attacked by wasps and butterflies. Isn't this a dead end?" Yun Yang Scratching his head: "Those butterflies seem a little strange. The wasp and them each take half of the way. Maybe the butterfly can go there?"

As a result, just as Yunyang finished speaking, the door of a black Mercedes Benz was opened.

The owner of the Mercedes-Benz obviously had the same thought as Yunyang, and it happened that his car was also on the left side of the road occupied by the butterfly.He was still wearing a helmet on his head at this time, and it seemed that there was a mask in the helmet, and then he wanted to push the empty car blocking in front of his car away.He cautiously walked into the place where the black and purple butterflies were circling, and stood for a while without noticing that the butterflies came up to attack him. Then, as if he was relieved, he waved his hand in the air to keep the butterflies away from him.I started to push the white BMW in front of me.

Many people who were watching him from behind were overjoyed, thinking that if this person left, then they could choose to go to Butterfly like him.

But before the people who hadn’t come out of the car were happy for a few seconds, they saw the owner of the Mercedes-Benz wearing a helmet suddenly yelling on the spot. He rushed to his car, but he didn't intend to get into his car, but he took off the helmet on his head, and hit his car hard with his forehead, the successive bangs!boom!boom!The muffled sound was like a sledgehammer hitting the hearts of the people behind. In the end, the owner of the Mercedes Benz smashed himself to death just like that.

And when he died, there was a smile on his face.

All of a sudden, even those car owners who were honking their horns forgot to honk again.

At this congested highway intersection, the atmosphere was eerily quiet for a while.

Although there were vehicles coming from behind who were urging and honking their horns for unknown reasons, none of the vehicles in front made a sound.

It seems that after a long time, those vehicles couldn't bear it anymore, someone opened the door and got out of the car and shouted at the car in front: "What's the matter with you?! Whoever is stuck in traffic, let him go away! We are in a hurry Go to the safe zone!!"

One after another, many people in the vehicles behind also got out of the car and began to yell, and then some more impatient people walked forward, but they were killed one after another by the hornets and butterflies who had discovered their targets.And those car owners who got out of the car climbed back to their car one by one in horror and inexplicable shit, locked the door firmly, and never dared to come out again.

Time passed minute by minute in this stalemate.

Soon, it was two or three o'clock in the afternoon.

"I can't do this." Liu Mao suddenly said in the car, he hesitated for a while and asked Jin Shan and Ying Sheng cautiously: "Master, Mr. Jin, do we want to stay here forever?"

Ying Sheng closed his eyes and rested his mind, completely ignoring him.Jin Shan turned his head back with a smile: "Liu Mao, you are already in the first year of high school, and you should be a mature child. Don't always go to the teacher when you encounter problems, but learn to solve them yourself. I still say that, we are It is impossible to take care of you forever. This sentence is also said to Tiantian. Although I like Tiantian very much and will take the initiative to take care of her, it is impossible for me to help her for free. Your future and destiny need you Work hard on your own. If I intervene too much, well, I might turn you into trash."

Liu Mao: "..."

Yun Tiantian: "???"

Jinshan summed it up again: "Sweet. You can treat me and Ying Sheng as your personal teacher NPCs. If you have any questions, you can ask us, but if you have difficulties, unless we are willing to do it yourself, otherwise you should not come to us. .”

Yun Tiantian was stunned for a moment, but under Jin Shan's gaze, she quickly nodded seriously while sitting: "Good teacher! Don't worry, teacher! I will solve my own problems! I will definitely not trouble the teachers!"

Then Yun Tiantian looked at Liu Mao: "Hey, let's discuss how to deal with those hornets!"

Liu Mao immediately wanted to ask if Yun Tiantian was stupid, but when he saw her serious eyes, Liu Mao's heart moved inexplicably, and then he pushed his glasses and sighed: "Okay, okay. Those who can do more work , the master has something to do and the disciples will do their best, let us deal with these wasps."

Yun's father, Yun's mother, and Liu's mother both opened their mouths to say something more, but as adults, they knew that there is no such thing as a free lunch.For the sake of Tiantian and Liu Mao, it is already rare for these two teachers to let them sit in the armored vehicle. If they ask more, they will make progress.

Yun Tiantian and Liu Mao discussed how to defeat those hornets, and then pushed the cart.

But after much discussion and discussion, no good solution has been discussed, after all, their number is too small.

At this moment, Jin Shan, who had been watching them, smiled and began to dig in his pocket.

Seeing Jin Shan's action, Yunyang's eyes twitched slightly.Sure enough, in the next second, he saw this man pull out a big golden horn that was much bigger than his pocket? ? ?

No, how did this speaker come out!Moreover, isn't Mr. Jin the weapon Jingle Cat's ability?When did the trumpet count as a weapon?

"Here, everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high. Use this trumpet to summon the strength of the warriors behind."

Yun Tiantian opened her mouth wide first, then smiled, reached out to take the horn, put it near her mouth and took a deep breath.

After three seconds.

The car owners who were racking their brains in the car to think about whether to make a U-turn or what to do next suddenly heard a deafening sound.

"Ahem. Hello everyone! Can you hear me? I'm the crew of the armored vehicle in front. Now we want to gather everyone's strength to discuss how to pass this highway!"

"If you can hear me, honk your horn!"

A moment later, the whistle sounded in a mess and seemed to sound excited again.

The author has something to say: -0- Praise me soon.I feel like I'm having a blast today.

Bear Cub: Oh oh oh!This big golden speaker has also been used by the president!

And, waving for advance receipt! "The picture is too beautiful, I dare not look at it" The story of the "human figure beauty machine" who gets nosebleeds when he sees beautiful things x sullen and poisonous tongue super male god actor.

Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Mei Ruyu is a "beauty" machine.

When Mei Ruyu sees beautiful things, her heart beats faster and her nose bleeds and even faints directly.The degree of nosebleed is directly proportional to the degree of beauty.

Mei Ruyu never looked in the mirror.

Mei Ruyu said whoever is ugly is really ugly.

Even if Mei Ruyu is recognized as a great beauty standing in front of him, as long as Mei Ruyu doesn't have a nosebleed, then she must have a plastic face.

The news that the international actor returned to China to become a director dominates the screen, and rumors say that the actor is as handsome as a god.

Mei Ruyu sneered, put on her mask and went to the airport to slap her in the face.

then……

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Mei Ruyu fainted for three seconds when she saw the mask emperor's nosebleed soaking her mask.

Actor Sikong fights to become a god.

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