Han Yu's Zhang San

After the award ceremony that night, everyone came to the organizer's dinner party. It didn't matter whether they ate or not. The organizer must give them face.Zhang San and his crew were no exception, and a group of people also came to the dinner.Although the awards ceremony is over, the happy time belonging to the artists has just begun. Everyone is dressed in beautiful clothes, chatting and laughing while drinking.

Many artists were pushed onto the stage to perform, some sang, some danced, and the scene was very lively.Quan Zhilong and Brother Tap were no exception. They were pushed onto the stage. After all, they were big names. When they rapped, everyone stopped what they were doing and watched seriously.Naturally... Zhang San is an exception.Having been hungry all night, she was burying her head in eating, listening to Quan Zhilong's little milk voice in rap, Zhang San put food on his plate vigorously.

Zhang San was so drunk that he completely ignored the surrounding environment.Everyone who worked in the bar with her knew that as soon as Zhang San had a meal, no matter how chaotic the outside environment was, she could devote herself wholeheartedly and could not hear any sound from the outside world at all.That's why she was able to sit at the bar by herself when everyone was going to the kitchen for supper.

Just as Zhang San was devoting himself to eating, director Oda next to her kept poking her with his fingers.Zhang San originally wanted to ignore Director Xiaotian's movements, but Director Xiaotian's movements became more and more extensive, and later he even directly took the fork from her hand.Zhang San stared at Director Oda next to him, his face was speechless and confused, and the grievance in his eyes was like a child who couldn't eat candy.

"Why did you take my fork?"

Director Oda did not answer Zhang San's question, but kept winking to the side, hoping that Zhang San could notice the scene next to him.Zhang San turned his head aggrieved, and saw Quan Zhilong standing awkwardly at her with a microphone.And then... Quan Zhilong covered his face and ran back to the stage, looking like a little girl who was ashamed and angry.Brother Tap was wearing sunglasses on stage, but the upturned corner of his mouth had completely betrayed his gloating expression hidden under the sunglasses.

At this time, Zhang San didn't know what happened at all. Director Oda next to him simply hated iron and steel, and didn't want to talk to her, so naturally he didn't explain to her.The heroine is also gloating, she really gloats, she sneers at Zhang, every sentence is useful.Zhang San saw that none of the people present could tell her what had happened, so he stopped being attached, and happily let go of his curiosity, picked up his fork again and focused on the plan of eating.

It's just that such a funny-looking video appeared on social networks that day, and the embarrassment in the picture can be felt across the screen.The title of this video is 'The Most Failed Girlfriend in History', and the beginning of the screen is Quan Jilong rapping handsomely on the stage, with Tap's figure occasionally gliding past.Soon, the scene changed, and Quan Zhilong walked off the stage and walked in one direction. Then, he began to dance on the side of a girl who obviously looked like a girl.It's just... Quan Zhilong danced enthusiastically for a long time, and the girl didn't pay attention to her, and still buried herself in the struggle on her dinner plate.The silhouette looked familiar, but then the silhouette turned around, and everyone saw someone, wasn't it Zhang San... Zhang San said something to the people around him in confusion... Quan Zhilong, who had already stopped dancing, blushed Like a monkey's butt, the moment she turned her head, he immediately ran back to the stage covering his face, put down the microphone and walked off the stage, and there was a burst of good-natured laughter in the video.

Fans felt heartbroken looking at the stupid looks of the two idols. Fans of Quan Zhilong felt that since Brother Long and Sansan were together, his IQ seemed to have been lowered... They all expressed that their IQ was too low. Anxiety is a disease, and it's contagious.Some people also condemned Zhang San's behavior of ignoring Quan Zhilong, thinking that she was very disrespectful to others... Afterwards, Zhang San smiled after seeing this video, but he still gave an explanation.

"Mr. Quan and I are very good friends, we are not together. And... I was a little hungry that day, and I seemed to be too serious when eating, so I didn't notice Mr. Quan's behavior... If I saw I will definitely respond! Although I know I don't look good dancing!"

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As the girl in the incident of "The Most Failed Sister in History", Zhang San also sensed that her behavior was inappropriate, and immediately found him after Quan Zhilong came off the stage.Although Zhang San doesn't like him, what should we do?Since you are in this circle, you must abide by some rules in this circle.

"Just now..." As soon as Zhang San opened his mouth, Quan Zhilong covered his face with his hands.

"Ah...don't say it...please don't say it...it was too embarrassing just now..."

"Um...I just wanted to apologize...I didn't mean to. When I eat, I'm more focused...so..."

"Ah! Don't say it! Why do you still say it! Don't say it!" Quan Zhilong put down his hand covering his face, and covered Zhang San's mouth... Zhang San didn't know who he was Why did my brain twitch, and I subconsciously licked it.

This lick was a bad idea... Not only Zhang San was stunned, but even Quan Zhilong was stunned. He only felt a magical feeling of electric shock spread from the palm of his hand to the bottom of his heart, and it was inexplicably itchy.If this wasn't a public place, Quan Zhilong would probably have taken Zhang San to justice on the spot... Fortunately, the place where the two of them spoke was relatively hidden, otherwise the actions of the two of them would only further confirm their fake show Really do it, news that a friend in need is a friend indeed.

In the end, Quan Zhilong let go of Zhang San, and Zhang Sanyi immediately ran back to his seat after being let go, with only one thought in his mind... so salty...

Regarding the actions of the two, Zhang San was easy to explain to the fans, but he was not easy to explain to Quan Zhilong.Although because of Zhang San's mind-twitch that day, Quan Zhilong didn't bother her again at the dinner party.But after the banquet was over, Zhang San was dragged into his car by Quan Zhilong before he even had time to protest.Zhang San was still counting on Director Oda to rescue her. After all, she was a member of the crew, so what happened to her being kidnapped for no apparent reason.However, what shocked Zhang San was that Director Oda even joined forces with Quan Zhilong to push her reluctantly into his car. In that way, he wished to pack her a bag and tie a bow.

Under Zhang San's unbelievable eyes, director Oda successfully betrayed Zhang San with the help of the male number two under the double pressure of language barrier and betrayal of his best friend.When Director Oda watched Zhang San sitting in the Quan Zhilong car, he was so moved that tears were about to flow out of his heart. The feeling of successfully making his CP develop blood red, what kind of happiness is it!Even the male number two took the opportunity to make some rude requests, and Director Oda agreed in a ignorant manner... After three days of not being able to get out of bed, Director Oda deeply regretted his behavior of betraying his best friend, even if he betrayed her. , You have to sell it by yourself.

Being pulled by Quan Zhilong to his familiar villa, Zhang San couldn't tell what mood he was in... After entering the villa, as soon as Zhang San stepped on the floor, he heard the door close with a bang up.

Before Zhang □□ responded, Quan Zhilong hugged her from behind and held her tightly in his arms.

"Eating...is that important?"

"Food is the paramount necessity of the people! What do you think?"

"...So you just ignore me? I rap so hard, and I dance to you so hard...You just ignore me...Do you know how embarrassing I was at that time? You I don't even feel sorry for me... Do you know what they say about me? The most failed flirt in history... You have no conscience~!"

Hearing Quan Zhilong's coquettish voice behind him, the corner of Quan Zhilong's mouth curled up. He didn't explain, just asked. "Then how do you want me to compensate you? Tell me... Maybe I will agree with a soft heart."

For Quan Zhilong, this was really a surprise. He just said that, hoping that he could have a little more weight in Zhang San's heart, but he didn't expect that Zhang San would actually say so seriously. Make up for his words.

"Ah..." Quan Zhilong buried his head in Zhang San's shoulder and let out a long sigh. "Everyone says I'm a master at flirting with girls, but I think Sansan is a master at flirting with men... You licked me just now... I can recall it now." When Quan Zhilong said this, he deliberately Close to Zhang San's ear, snorting ambiguously between her neck and earlobe, the temperature in the air seems to have risen a lot.

"... I want to know... what does your palm... taste like?" Zhang San is not a person who can avoid being teased by others, and her death-defying temperament is probably inherited from her father No matter what the situation is, as long as her mind is hot, she dares to go up and provoke her.

When Quan Zhilong heard this, his lower abdomen tightened, and a feeling of familiarity and strangeness surged up.It was the first time he knew that some people could tease all his nerves with just words.Swallowing, Quan Zhilong followed Zhang San's words. "Oh? My palm...what does it smell like?" When Quan Zhilong said this, he was full of anticipation, planning that if Zhang San said another provocative word, even if it was just a provocative word, he would I did her right away!no sooner said than done!

It's a pity that Zhang San has never been a person who plays cards according to common sense...

"Salty... Do you like to sweat?! It's okay to wash your hands frequently... Frequent sweating is a sign of weak constitution!"

The lustful fire in his heart was extinguished in an instant, and Quan Zhilong raised his forehead. He shouldn't have any expectations for Zhang San, a brat. This feeling of being suffocated is not once or twice, but he just doesn't learn well. .Quan Zhilong felt that he was also naive, thinking that Zhang San, a little bastard, would learn such advanced skills in teasing/teasing.