Han Yu's Zhang San

In the early morning of the next day, there was only a faint light on the eastern horizon, Zhang San was fast asleep in the room, and the young lady Sheng Ni, who was bullied and favored in the big bang, had already started a busy day.He first solved his washing problem, then picked up a dv under the guidance of the cameraman, and lowered his voice to greet the camera by the way.

The voice in the early morning was a bit hoarse, but it didn't delay Sheng's excitement. "Good morning, everyone. I'm the youngest member of the Big Bang Group, Seungri. Today, as the special outdoor host of 'We Got Married', I'm going to conduct a surprise inspection. Come, everyone, let's take a look at Long Ge and I together in the early morning. What are Sansan and his wife doing!"

Facing the camera, he said a lot of opening remarks on his own, and Sheng Nian excitedly took the dv and came to... the other members' door. The pd asked Sheng Ni why he did this, and Sheng Ni gave the answer that he was worried about being beaten by Brother Long, so he pulled a few more backs.As the saying goes, the law does not blame the public, and the members can bear a little bit of it!

Sheng Ni was the first to knock on the door of the honest man Loud, and the honest man opened the door immediately. Sheng Ni was not particularly surprised to see a video camera outside the door, and politely called the pd call.The first member was woken up effortlessly, the two discussed it, and then woke up Dong Yongpei who was in the same room as Loud, and the three ran to call the eldest brother Tap who was the most difficult to wake up.

But Big Brother Tapu is an existence that is harder to wake up than Quan Zhilong. The three of them know Big Brother’s aura of getting up. Standing in front of Big Brother Tapu, you poke me, I poke you, and no one dares to go forward first. Call someone.In the end, the three people were very ambitious and chose another solution together, with unprecedented unity and spiritual connection.

"Brother... why don't we wake up the next person who needs to be woken up first..." Sheng Ni suggested to Dong Yongpei very seriously holding the dv.

"Oh, that's right, I also think it's better to wake up the next mission target first, and it would be more convenient if more people wake up Brother Tap." As soon as Sheng Ni said the words, he nodded loudly, expressing that he was very happy. agree with.

Seeing that both of them said that, Dong Yongpei also nodded, since it wasn't his task anyway, Sheng Nian had the final say.So the three of them left eldest brother Tap's room so contentedly, and headed for the next destination.After opening the room with the help of the agent, the three of them entered the room, and then... they saw the group of creatures named Zhang San on the bed.Zhang San hugged the pillow tightly, his eyes and mouth were tightly closed, and he was sleeping in the dark. Only one corner of the quilt on the bed was still on the bed, and the remaining three quarters were all on the ground.I don't know how Zhang San slept, it was a big bed, one pillow was hugged by her, and the other fell to the other side of the bed, half of the hotel bed sheet was wrapped around her body.The three of them opened their mouths wide and looked at Zhang San and her bed. They had never seen someone so noisy while sleeping. Was Zhang San sleeping or did he get up in the middle of the night to fight with someone? !

However, Zhang San slept quite peacefully. It didn't look like he would make a bed so pure. The pajamas on his body were not messed up, and the boards were put on his body.

After the shock, the three of them did not forget their mission, especially Sheng Nian, who took a dv and shot it up and down dozens of times, sighing in his mouth while shooting. "Ah, it's really amazing! Our Sansan's sleeping posture is really amazing! How on earth can she sleep in this bed like a typhoon passing through? This skill is really... makes people feel ashamed! A scene like this must be photographed, it would be a pity not to photograph it!"

While Shengnian was chattering and shooting the video, Dong Yongpei had already opened the curtains of the hotel, the sun had gradually risen, and the sunlight that was a little stronger than before shone into the room.Zhang San's eyelashes moved, and under the sunlight, her eyelashes looked extraordinarily long.Everyone noticed that her eyes were trembling, and knew that this was a sign that Zhang San was about to wake up. They immediately stopped their movements, for fear of disturbing her and waking her up. !They also want to take a funny picture of waking up Zhang San!

All the people in the room stopped what they were doing like petrified sculptures, only the machines were running.In such silence, Zhang San's movements seemed to be slowed down dozens of times.Everyone just stared at Zhang San, watching her trembling eyes open one of them, like a gem whose skin has been cut to reveal the brilliance inside, people instantly forget that Zhang San is a rascal There is only one word in my head for the attributes of the two-handed and funny-elf.One eye was open, but the other was tightly closed by the mucus secreted by the eyes because of being too sound asleep. This was Zhang San's current state.The truth behind the beauty is so cruel... It is said to be mucus, but it is actually eye gum!

After opening her eyelids with special force, Zhang San raised her head, looked around in a daze, and found that her room was not the same, and her head was not very bright in the morning, so she could only express I was in an uncomfortable mood, pouted my lips, and my face was filled with an expression of dissatisfaction.Tired of seeing Desheng, I really want to reach out and pinch her face. Zhang San like this looks a little cute.

"What are you doing...?" Zhang San sat up, rubbed his eyes with both hands, and asked the only figure who looked familiar while rubbing his eyes, unconsciously speaking with a milky voice, and the ending sound was still dragging It's been a long time...it sounds like a child acting like a baby to a parent.

Sheng Nian couldn't bear it long ago, handed the DV in his hand to the assistant beside him, rushed towards Zhang San, stretched out his hands, pinched her face, and rubbed her face vigorously! "Hey one~~hey one~~We Sansan~ are so cute! Hey one! How can we Sansan be so cute? It's so cute! Hey one~" Sheng Ni was speechless Expressing his emotions with his own hands, Zhang San was completely sobered up by his fuss, and slapped his hands off with a casual slap.

"What are you doing! If you have something to say, you're looking for a cutie?!" Zhang San, who immediately restored his feminine demeanor as soon as he opened his mouth, made the burning cuteness in Sheng Ni's heart instantly extinguished, and the expression on his face was all over the place. It has changed, it can be said that it changes doge in a second!

"Why did I think you were cute just now?! You must have been possessed by something unclean!" Sheng Ni shivered as he spoke, as if there was really something unclean nearby.

"Sheng Ni... Your attitude changes too fast, we can't adapt, Sansan is not as fast as you! Aren't you a special host? Hurry up and host, aren't you an expert in variety shows? You What about his professionalism! When he saw cute things, he even forgot his own professionalism, tsk tsk, really." Dong Yongpei took out his brother's demeanor and complained about Sheng Ni. Anyway, the filming of this show still needs to be done. keep going.Sheng Ni also knew what was interesting, and continued following Dong Yongpei's words.

"Yes, yes, I can't forget my mission! Sansan, my current identity is not the youngest member of the Big Bang, but my current identity is the special host of 'We Got Married', please abandon your previous treatment of me The prejudice of being the youngest member of the Big Bang, cooperates with my hosting work! And my mission this time is to wake you up! Now that you are awake, you have to go and carry out the next mission with us!" Sheng Nian excitedly introduced He explained his current behavior, while Zhang San, who was sitting on the bed, returned to a deadpan state and looked at him.

"No! I haven't woken up yet!" After speaking, Zhang San immediately lay down again, still hugging her pillow.

Sheng Nian squinted his eyes, knowing that Zhang San would not compromise so easily, and he was not in a hurry, anyway, he had a backup. "San San... If you don't get up now, it will be Brother Long who will wake you up later!"

"This strong man is merciful, he has something to say!" Zhang Sanyi sat up from the bed with a grunt, looking at Sheng Ni's flattering face.

"What I said is true, if you don't wake up Sansan, we will continue the mission to wake up Brother Long. At that time, it will not be you who wake up Brother Long, but Brother Long who will wake you up. You Think about it for yourself and make a choice."

Zhang San doesn't want to choose any of them!However, it was useless for her to think about it, she still had to choose, whichever was less harmful, so Zhang San still chose to get up.Rolling off the bed, yes, just rolling off the bed, Zhang San really didn't want to get up at all, so he used his whole body to show his reluctance for the bed.After washing up, Zhang San put on his pajamas and put on his new glasses and followed Sheng Ni to Quan Zhilong's room.

Zhang San, who was silent and wearing a pair of glasses, looked extraordinarily well-behaved, and he was like the previous woman who had no image at all.Theoretically speaking, in fact, Zhang San is not ugly, and he can even be regarded as the good-looking one.However, temperament is really a magical thing, no matter how good the appearance is coupled with Zhang San's words and deeds, it will be completely defeated.

"Sheng Ni's relatives, when shall we have breakfast...ah~~~" Zhang San yawned a lot and asked about breakfast.It's okay if Zhang San doesn't get up, but he's hungry when he gets up.

"Three and three relatives, are you so sleepy? And why are you thinking about breakfast when you wake up together? Shouldn't you go on a diet to lose weight as an actress?" Sheng Nian yawned contagiously , and the chain result of this is that everyone yawned, and the morale of the entire team dropped by at least [-]% in an instant.Sheng Nian scratched his head and felt a headache. He always felt that if Zhang San went to war in the future, he would definitely be executed for disturbing the morale of the army. He was simply a destroyer of the atmosphere!