Han Yu's Zhang San

It was not easy for Zhang San to go to China. Of course, the crooked chicken could not let go of this opportunity.It just so happened that hk has some other music awards to be held. The president of Crooked Chicken has an invitation letter here. With a big wave of his hand, he is ready to let her participate with Quan Zhilong and Sheng Ni three people. It can be regarded as letting her go out by the way. Show your face and accumulate popularity.

Zhang San basically didn't have the right to say no, and only after the agent had been telling her face to face with his half-bald head for a long time did the group dare to leave the airport.The manager saw that Zhang San was still idle chatting with fans before boarding the plane, and he didn't sleep when he was on the plane, and educated her for a long time about the necessity for celebrities to maintain their sense of mystery.Sure enough, Zhang San became honest as soon as he got off the plane, and even put on the pair of sunglasses that his assistant stuffed over him.Thanks to Quan Zhilong, after knowing that she debuted as an actor, I specially took her to get a pair of contact lenses.

And the crew of "Wo Knot" followed the filming all the way, and naturally filmed all the part where the agent scolded Zhang San, and it was very unscrupulous, and it was edited out during the later broadcast.In the edited video, Zhang San is sitting upright like a primary school student, and his manager is nagging like a father who trains his girls.Zhang San nodded in agreement while listening, and occasionally handed over a glass of water, intending to remind her addicted manager that training was enough, but he took it and drank it to moisten her throat and continue the training.This training lasted for more than an hour, and Zhang Sanshui handed it over several times.But the manager seems to have seized this rare opportunity and didn't want to miss it at all. Baba resisted Zhang San's drowsy appearance from the beginning to the end of the training.Zhang San wanted to put on a show at first, but she was really sleepy. She was caught and combed early in the morning, and now she was attacked by this kind of magic sound through her brain, and she was already too sleepy.

So Zhang San turned his head very simply, leaned on the back of the chair and fell asleep, and the agent who was talking about the excitement didn't notice Zhang San's current state at all.The recording staff snickered secretly, but no one was ready to tell the truth.

After getting off the plane, the fans who came to pick him up surprised the agent. He thought that Zhang San was just a rookie actor who had just debuted, and it would be impossible for him to be so popular, but this time it really surprised him. expected.

But fortunately, Zhang San was obedient, wearing sunglasses and pretending to be cold and expressionless, he just didn't interact at all and pulled his luggage through the crowd with his chest raised and his head raised without looking sideways.Of course, it would be better if her slightly staggering footsteps were ignored.At this time, Quan Zhilong didn't know anything about Zhang San's visit, he only knew that he would go to the music award ceremony with him.

In fact, Zhang San specially applied to the president of the crooked chicken. He hasn't been home for a long time and wants to go home and have a look.The president is not a cold-blooded animal. The little girl hasn't been home for more than half a year. During the Chinese New Year, she is serious about class and work, and she has to take it off when it's time for vacation.So the first thing Zhang San did when he arrived at the hotel was to abandon his agent and assistants openly. Unfortunately, the driver uncle didn't come because he didn't have a Chinese driver's license, otherwise her escape would have been smoother.

After taking off his makeup, Zhang San changed into his favorite home clothes, walked out of the hotel, raised his hand, and left.The process was so smooth and flowing, it seemed like it had been rehearsed dozens of times. Before even the fans squatting around could react, Zhang San had already walked away.

"Hey...was that Sansan just now?!"

"Is it like...?"

"Holy shit Zhang San turned into ashes, I can even recognize that she even got involved with me, Brother Long! That's her!"

"..."

"So she fell and ran away from us just now, didn't she?"

"It's unreasonable!!! Let that girl run away! You guys chase after me! I've been chasing stars for so many years, but no celebrity can slip under my nose! It's a shame! I have to find it anyway! Zhang San!"

After reacting, the fans all started to block the car, ready to catch up with Zhang San's car.At this time, Zhang San was sitting in the car chatting with the driver master. After reporting the address, Zhang San began to talk to the driver, preparing to learn about the current domestic situation.

The driver is always the best chat partner, you can talk about everything in the world, only what you can't think of, what they don't know.It was rare to meet someone who took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and the driver chatted harder than usual.

"Hey, little girl, do you know why there are so many people around the hotel today?"

"I don't know." Zhang San shook his head, she didn't lie, she really didn't know and didn't believe that so many people came for her.

"Hey, I don't know, let me tell you. This hotel is going to have a star today, and I don't know if their star has agreed with this side, but if there is a star from Korea, ten There are *all staying in this hotel. I got the news early and came here to wait in advance. Let me tell you, every time a star comes here, as long as you wait here, the pick-up is basically what our driver said. How much. A group of hairy girls who haven't grown up, when they see the car pulling the stars out, they are all chartered cars, and the ones with big pens are worth ten trips."

"Master, you are talking about fans who chase stars, right?"

"That's not true. A group of little hairy girls are talking about this and that 'Dragon' every day. This father and that father belong to each other. If their own fathers know about this, they will be so angry."

"Master, that's 'Ouba', which means brother in Korean."

"Oh~" The driver waved his hand. "This Korean dialect is also interesting. I call my brother Dad."

The two of them hadn't chatted for a long time when the communication station of the driver master rang.

"4401, 4401 please answer if you hear it, please answer it if you hear it."

When the driver saw that the communication station was ringing, he immediately stopped talking and picked up the microphone to start talking. "This is 4401, this is 4401, what's the matter?"

"Old Zhao, what's the matter with you? Why do a bunch of Mao students let us chase your car?"

"That's right, Lao Zhao, I have several here too."

"Old Zhao... who are you dragging? Are you dragging someone special?"

Old master Zhao was confused after hearing this, raised his head and glanced in the rearview mirror, and then looked again, still feeling unfamiliar, and always felt that this was different from the Korean stars he had seen before.Moreover, this girl speaks Chinese so fluently, it would be too far-fetched to say she is Korean, no matter how you look at it, she is just an ordinary girl.

Zhang San was not deaf, of course he could hear what the driver said on the communication station, so he didn't feel flustered and smiled.

"Master, listening to their nonsense, I must have misunderstood Yin'er... I just came from the Northeast to travel, and our Tielinger Yin'er is not short of money! You have to live in the best hotel! Which ones? The little girl is chasing after my car? What do you want, these four provocations! Don’t accept it, come down and practice!"

The mandarin full of Northeast flavor was transmitted along the communication station to the ears of all the people chasing cars behind them...Everyone's face was covered with black lines, especially the fans.This is not to say that the fans really think that they have admitted the wrong person, but that they suddenly feel that Zhang San is a man of intellect. Even if he deliberately changed his accent, can a person's voice be changed just by saying it?

"..." A girl who had gained experience in chasing stars was the first to come to her senses, and she raised her forehead and said, "San Zhang, you are so nonchalant! What's the use of changing your accent, your voice is so recognizable. Got it, you! Got it, I don’t have the same knowledge as you, and it’s hard to come up with such a method for your negative IQ.”

As soon as the voice fell, the communication station was quickly hung up, and there was no more sound. Zhang San didn't even have a chance to refute.

"..." Now it's Zhang San's turn to be speechless. She pretended to be so serious just now, and even recalled the usual tone of an uncle from Northeast China. How could she be recognized so quickly and be despised by others? IQ.But she couldn't just let others despise her IQ like this, so she resolutely opened the communication station again. "I have a private matter to deal with this time. Don't follow me. Go back. Goodbye."

Seeing that he couldn't get away with it, Zhang San didn't even bother to admit that he ordered the expulsion order directly.

"If you don't say I'm going back, I think I've been frightened. Because of your magical brain circuit, I want to go back to practice. Well, let's stop chasing and retreat!" This girl is obviously the leader of this group of people, After giving an order, several taxis behind him all drove in another direction when they passed an intersection, Zhang San felt relieved.

Just as he settled down, Zhang San raised his eyes and saw the complex light in the driver's eyes.

"Master...listen to me..." Zhang San, who felt that his image had been almost ruined, couldn't help stretching out Erkang's hand. He just felt that today was really unlucky. All the drivers and masters looked at her with the eyes of strange people.Zhang San wants to cry but has no tears. He must have not read the almanac when he went out today, and it must have written that it is not suitable to travel.

"Master is right, I'm a star, but I'm a Chinese. I'm genuine. I'm just working for someone in Korea. Don't look at the many little girls chasing me. The company has actually made all the money!"

However, Zhang San's words did not make the driver master change his gaze, and there was a little more content in that gaze.After Zhang San carefully read the eyes clearly seen in the driver's rearview mirror, he found that the extra content was called—disgust.

"Ahem, ahem...I really didn't realize that your little girl can speak Northeast dialect."

"Eh... I have an uncle from the Northeast. Cough cough, I learned from him. Isn't that because I don't want to be disturbed by those little girls. Sigh... It's over... I'm not a fan Too many, I guess it's all gone now..." Zhang San said pretending to be sad, wanting to take the opportunity to skip the topic of 'Northeast dialect'.

However, Zhang San was wrong. Not long after Zhang San got off the taxi, several topics on Weibo were also quickly quarreled #张三智商感人#, #魔性东北话#.Although there are many topics, they all revolve around one person, Zhang San.