Han Yu's Zhang San

"Just graduated from college?"

Hearing this, Zhang San was caught off guard. Was there a college diploma in the fake certificate issued by Quan Zhilong?Before he could answer, Zhang San hurriedly took out a lot of documents from the backpack behind him and looked at them one by one.The minister was watching Zhang San rummaging around in the bag to get things, his impatience was all on his face, and he really wanted to drive Zhang San out directly.

But who told Zhang San that she was introduced by Quan Zhilong?Although Quan Zhilong didn't say anything, as one of the company's current shareholders, he still has a certain right to speak. Although he is the head of a department, he still has to give others face when he should, so he I just endured it quietly, and in my heart, Zhang San was directly classified as unreliable.

"Uh... Tian/Chao... Um... Graduated from the Art Institute of Different Dimensions?? I have a diploma!" Zhang San took out the only diploma with Chinese characters written on it and gave it to the minister, but the minister said nothing. Where can I understand it?Just glanced at it, then handed it back to Zhang San.But Zhang San crazily complained about Quan Zhilong's bad taste in his heart, what the hell is this different-dimensional art academy?Even if it's a false certificate, can you be careful? !Fortunately, this minister can't read Chinese characters, so if he can understand it, he'll be fine! ?

"Okay, at least he is a graduate of an art academy...Tap's agent, who recently exploded, is short of an assistant. Go and be an assistant for the agent. Do you know how to be an assistant? I don't know how to find someone to guide you. "

"do not know."

The minister knew without even thinking about it. This guy must not have any experience. He didn't even bother to roll his eyes anymore, so he called someone over.

"Pu Xun, come and bring this newcomer, and show her to familiarize yourself with our rules and regulations, and don't let her run around. By the way, you go and do an entry procedure for her, don't enter the fingerprints of the punch card machine, do it. The time when the assistant goes to and from work is not sure. The salary is 200 million won a month during the probationary period, and it will grow to 500 million won after becoming a full-time employee. Every year after that, the salary will increase by [-]%. If there is no problem, sign the contract. Benefits and insurance What, you go to see the contract, I won't explain it to you here."

After the minister finished speaking, he waved his hand, indicating that Zhang San could go.Zhang San nodded, thinking that the company was okay, and the content sounded very serious. At that time, he signed his name without thinking about it. The happy look made the minister look at him differently for a while, but only for a while. .

Under the leadership of Brother Pu Xun, Zhang San walked around the whole crooked chicken. After shopping, Zhang San made a note of the location of the toilet.

In the evening, Quan Zhilong and Zhang San went home together, and very rarely asked Zhang San at the dinner table about his first day at work.

"How does it feel like crooked chicken?" Quan Zhilong slowly put a piece of food into his mouth, Jin Xiaolin was shocked by his question, he actually let that rascal Zhang San go to work?But he even believed in that scoundrel, but he didn't believe in himself? !This made it difficult for Jin Xiaolin to accept. Although the shock on her face disappeared quickly, she was still caught by Quan Zhilong.Quan Zhilong twitched the corners of his mouth almost imperceptibly. Seeing that Zhang San didn't answer, he rarely kindly asked again.

"Hmm..." It's not that Zhang San didn't hear what Quan Zhilong asked the first time, she was just thinking about how to answer his question.

After pondering for a long time, Zhang San replied slowly. "It's good...the toilet...it's big...it's clean."

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"Why do you have to mention such things every time you eat?" Quan Zhilong felt that his good mood just now was eaten by a dog again. This Zhang San was definitely sent by God to torment him. She specially traveled back from a different dimension in the future!

"I... really think that the toilet of the crooked chicken is very good... When I went to the interview before, I decided whether I would go to work after observing the toilet... Oh... you two I don’t understand, which one of you two went out for an interview?! No! The toilet is a major issue related to people’s livelihood! A company, no matter how glamorous it is on the surface, is a lie. I want to know what kind of company this company is. For such a company, you don’t need to look anywhere, just look at the toilet! The toilet shows the real situation of a company, really, this is my social experience for so many years!” Zhang San began to chatter when he said this, and his expression finally changed. From dead fish eyes to vivid.

Perhaps it was because of such a vivid expression that Quan Zhilong did not interrupt her, but instead listened to her toilet theory.The most unusual thing is that after Jin Xiaolin listened, she put away her disgusted expression and started talking to Zhang San.

"So, you're saying that a company is a good company if the toilets can be kept clean and tidy without any peculiar smell?" Quan Zhilong didn't pay attention to the content of Jin Xiaolin's words, he was still shocked by Jin Xiaolin's attitude.

"You can't generalize like this. Let's put it this way, it's also divided into time periods. If you go to an interview in the morning and see a company's toilet is clean, it may be normal. Why? It's because a cleaner cleaned it yesterday. , and people just came in the morning, and few people have used it. But if you go to the interview in the afternoon and you see that the toilet is still very clean, it means that this company is really particular, and even the toilet has to be cleaned frequently. "

After hearing this, Jin Xiaolin looked at Zhang San thoughtfully, and suddenly felt that this guy might not be as annoying as he appeared on the surface.

"Besides, the toilet is really an interesting place... You can really observe all kinds of life there. For some companies with no future, the toilet must be dirty and messy. For those big companies, even if the toilet decoration is not so good It is magnificent, but it must be clean and tidy. Why? Because people must have a lot of psychological pressure in an environment with no future for a long time, and where is the toilet? The place of reincarnation of grains, the place to release all worries , After staying in a depressive environment for a long time, it is always a bit unscrupulous when venting. At this time, a person's quality will be clearly reflected, many people are in the toilet... eh... right What about eating, right...then I won’t talk about it, so as not to affect your appetite.”

Zhang San seemed to have suddenly realized the situation in front of him, and suddenly closed his mouth, which made Jin Xiaolin's eyes widen and he was at a loss what to do.This guy...has he ever been a screenwriter? ?Why did it stop when it came to the key point?Quan Zhilong looked at Jin Xiaolin waiting for Zhang San with puffed cheeks like a child at this time, and a warm current surged in his heart. How long has it been... Xiaolin finally showed other things besides the expressionless face Emoticons!

"Keep talking, we've finished our meal." Quan Zhilong, who is not afraid of killing someone for the sake of his sweetheart, would not be willing to make Jin Xiaolin depressed, wiped his mouth and ordered Zhang San to continue talking.Immediately, Jin Xiaolin looked expectant, and even gave Quan Zhilong a grateful look, which greatly benefited Quan Zhilong, his face eased a lot, and finally he smiled a little.

Zhang San didn't seem to notice this at all. Originally she was talking happily, but she wouldn't stop if she wasn't afraid that Quan Zhilong would be angry.

"Then I will continue talking... The following content is heavy. If you feel uncomfortable and vomit yourself, I will not be responsible! Many people don't talk about smoking in the toilet. It is quite normal. But there are also abnormal things, such as Some people will retaliate against the society, like wiping poop everywhere... I have seen it. That company, before I left, didn't find out who did it. You just I have to ask, why are these people? I don’t know if you have ever thought about it? It’s just that I’m having a hard time, and no one in the world can be happy! To tell you the truth, I sometimes think this way, and I want to get revenge Society. But, I am rational, so I endured it. But some people took action, but some people chose to kill and set fire, and some people could only live in a small toilet Disgusting others."

Quan Zhilong and Jin Xiaolin showed disgusted applications at the same time, but Zhang San, the speaker, was completely unaffected, eating his meal seriously.

"The same small company has a different future. Even if there is no dedicated person to clean the toilet, someone will clean it spontaneously, because this place gives them hope. Big companies are even more different, because the environment and professionalism are there. , the toilets are naturally not bad. So, whether you are looking for a job or eating in a restaurant, if you want to know whether a place is really good, you can just look at their toilets.” After finishing these words, Zhang San fell silent again.

"Unreasonable." Seeing that the atmosphere suddenly became serious, Quan Zhilong refuted Zhang San's sentence.

"I think what she said is quite reasonable. Seeing the big from the small is exactly the reason." Jin Xiaolin tilted her head and made an objection. A pair of red phoenix eyes blinked and blinked, and Quan Zhilong's heart beat a few times. , followed by a laugh.

"Our Xiaolin said yes, so it must be." Zhang San couldn't help shivering when he saw the doting look on his face, wishing to poke his eyes!I feel like I really picked the wrong time to look up...

"Hey - I'm full...I'm going to bed. I don't want to be late for work on the first day tomorrow." After speaking, Zhang San hugged his arms and stroked the goose bumps on his arms before leaving.

However, after hearing Quan Zhilong's words, Jin Xiaolin immediately stiffened her smiling face, stood up, and grabbed Zhang San who was about to leave.

"I think what you said is very reasonable. Although it is very vulgar, it really makes sense."

"I know...but I..."

"Since Xiaolin likes it, you can chat with her for a while longer. What are you afraid of if I will take you to work tomorrow?" Quan Zhilong waved his hand, and Zhang San could only obediently return to the dining table.

"Okay...vulgar...hehe. Why do you see the big from the small? Small is not small, most of them are big, and the vulgar is the elegant. Things in this world...are always so messy."