Cannon fodder ex-husband dressed as an actor[Transmigration Book]

Anyway, he already knew that he couldn't sing well, so Jiang Le didn't plan to restore his image.It's been so long, and the shame that should be lost is almost gone, the important thing now is how not to be punished.

Jiang Le coughed lightly, took the microphone and walked towards the crowd.

The audience before the live broadcast didn't know what Jiang Le said to the people next to him, and soon two spectators who had been watching came out.

"What is Lele going to do?"

"Are the audience invited to join in?"

"Won't the audience be distracted by Lele?"

"Where did the senior black come from upstairs? I laughed so hard."

"Hahahaha what a miserable life."

"Okay, let's just quietly watch what Lele is going to do!"

"..."

After discussing for a long time, the fans couldn't figure out what Jiang Le was going to do, so they could only wait patiently.At the same time, a small number of Jiang Le's fans finally arrived at the scene!

"The sisters are here!"

"Quick! Go up and pay directly!"

"It's okay to give money directly hahahahahaha!"

"But do you want it directly for Lele?"

"Is it better to listen to one?"

"Cough...you are really embarrassing the ladies and sisters at the scene."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Not many fans came to the scene, there were more than a dozen people in total, but they all held support lights.

Jiang Le was also a little surprised, he didn't expect that he would have fans, he smiled and waved to them as a greeting.

The fans cheered even louder.

The program team also knew early on that there would be fans coming and worried about the artist's safety, so there were bodyguards and doctors accompanying the scene.

Even if the fans were excited, they could only stand in the outer circle and watch.

After Jiang Le greeted the fans, he continued to communicate with the people next to him.

He brought out a man and a woman, both young, who had been filming Jiang Le before.Regardless of whether they recognize him or not, it's good if they are willing to cooperate with Jiang Le.

After Jiang Le explained his own rules, the two of them agreed without any hesitation.

"Then shall we start?" Jiang Le coughed lightly, and asked the two of them again.

The two nodded: "OK."

"Then who will come first?" Jiang Le asked.

The boy glanced at the girl and said, "I'll do it."

Jiang Le nodded: "You choose the song yourself."

After speaking, Jiang Le went to the staff and took another microphone and handed it to the boy.

The boy said the title of the song, and Jiang Le sounded familiar to him, but he definitely couldn't sing it.

"That's it, let me explain to the fans first." Jiang Le said with a smile, and then turned on the microphone, "Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Le."

As soon as the words fell, there was a scream from the fans——

"Lele!"

"come on!"

"You sing really well!"

The smile on Jiang Le's face suddenly froze: "... Forget it, I can still recognize myself. But you praised me, I'm still very happy."

Not only the fans at the scene laughed, but also the fans who watched the live broadcast couldn't help laughing.

"Lele is still very self-aware!"

"These fan filters are really heavy hahahaha!"

"Laugh to death."

"..."

After everyone had finished laughing, Jiang Le cleared his throat and continued: "But that's not the point. I came to participate in "Challenger" today, but now I encountered a little difficulty."

"The two next to me were invited to play a little game with me. Everyone knows that I sing out of tune. So this challenge is, I sing with the boy next to me. As long as he is brought out of tune by me, he will Promise to donate a little money."

"The program group will donate this money to Hope Primary School in the name of guests later, so I will definitely work hard. If you want to participate in the future, you can join at any time!"

After hearing Jiang Le's words, the fans were shocked at first, and then burst into laughter.

Even the passers-by who were watching couldn't help laughing.

Such an idea was beyond everyone's expectations. They originally thought that Jiang Le wanted to make money from the help of the passerby by singing, but they didn't expect that Jiang Le wanted to make money from the passerby.

"Hahahahahaha, I died from laughing, Lele is indeed my pistachio!"

"It's not the first time that Lele doesn't follow the routine!"

"I will always remember that Lele stepped on the female guest's balloon before."

"Hahaha I'm inexplicably looking forward to it! Lele Chong Duck!"

The boy next to Jiang Le was ready, Jiang Le signaled that he could play the accompaniment, and he opened his voice after the boy opened his mouth.

It was originally a good lyrical song, the boy's voice was deep, and the narration was very pleasant.But when Jiang Le opened his mouth halfway, it was like a sudden insertion of a disco bgm, the voice was so loud that the boy next to him froze.

However, Jiang Le didn't notice it at all, and the volume didn't decrease at all.

As if intoxicated in his own small world, he was not disturbed at all.

The boy was stunned for a while, and the corner of his mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he held back in the end.After managing the expression on his face, the boy spoke again.

It's just that the opening this time is different from before. He was completely led astray by Jiang Le after he sang a few lines.

"hahahahahahahahaha--"

There was a burst of wild laughter in the crowd, and the fans on the Internet laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

The passer-by brother was trying hard to find a tune, but in order to compare Jiang Le's voice, he used falsetto before, but now he no longer cares about falsetto, and started yelling at the top of his throat.

But even so, Jiang Le seemed to be wearing a loudspeaker. Although he was out of tune, he was confident, and his voice was unhurried, directly suppressing the voice of the passer-by.

"Hahahahahahaha my god!"

"I can't help it! My leg hurts!"

"My boyfriend's leg hurts too!"

"God knows how difficult it is for me. I'm in class! Just now I couldn't hold back my laughter, and the whole class is still looking at me."

"Sisters are so miserable hahaha, Lele is really a magic voice!"

"I can't do it anymore, I feel sorry for the little brother passer-by."

"Brother passer-by blushed, he was really trying to suppress Lele's voice!"

"but……"

It just doesn't work.

After Jiang Le sang a song, he felt very satisfied.

It seems that in the future, it will follow this rhythm, not to mention the loud voice, but it can still suppress people.Anyway, no matter what is sung next to him, as long as he sings his own.

In this round, Jiang Le completely won.

The passer-by brother not only blushed, but even his neck was red.The onlookers were all laughing, how could there be such a funny scene!

The passer-by brother was very straightforward and willingly conceded. After a song ended, he took out ten yuan and put it in the money box.

Jiang Le hurriedly thanked: "Thank you! Let me thank you on behalf of the children!"

Said, Jiang Le bowed slightly to him.

The passer-by waved his hand, and the smile on his mouth still couldn't be hidden: "That's right, as long as Teacher Jiang Le promises me to sing less in the future."

After going through so much, Jiang Le's face has thickened, and he didn't change his face when he heard this sentence: "Okay, I will pay attention."

The passer-by brother even took a group photo with Jiang Le before stepping down.

Then it was the passerby's turn.

In the end, there was no need to guess, Jiang Le won.

Relying on this, Jiang Le quickly earned 20 yuan.

But the money is still too little, looking at the eager fans beside him, Jiang Le extended an olive branch again.

With the addition of fans, the money comes in much faster.

But just like what Jiang Le thought at the beginning, the effect of this is very little. It costs only ten yuan to sing one song, and one hour to sing, at most ten songs and one hundred yuan.

It's not that he can't raise the price, it's just that Jiang Le doesn't want fans to spend money for him.

These fans are really young, either students or students.For every fan who finished singing with him, Jiang Le would ask Ding Lin to buy them a cup of milk tea.

After all the fans had participated, the crowd of onlookers became more and more. Knowing the rules, other people were quite interested, but Jiang Le couldn't hold on for too long.

He is not a professional singer himself, and it took almost all his energy to sing continuously for an hour.

In the end, Jiang Le could only sing for half an hour and rest for half an hour.

By the time of the noon break, his voice was already a little hoarse.

Yu Yao frowned immediately: "You can't go on like this, your throat can't stand it, take a few grass coral lozenges first, and I'll contact the director later."

In fact, it was not necessary for Yao to contact the director. The director and the planner had been staring at Jiang Le's side. They had seen Jiang Le come up with this ingenious way, and they were a little worried about whether Jiang Le's grades would be at the bottom.

If they can't come to the bottom in the end, that's fate, anyway, it has nothing to do with them, they all gave Jiang Le the most difficult task.

But it didn't take long before they discovered the problem.

The artist came here to record the show, not to mention the high temperature in the afternoon, and let the artist sing with a roar like this, what if he suffers from heat stroke?

After discussing with the planner, the director decided to give these artists another chance, that is, randomly draw cards, exchange tasks, and cancel the task of singing.

The director and the others did not operate in secret.

After all, in one morning, Jiang Le only earned 300 yuan, while other artists earned thousands, and the worst one was [-] yuan.

Unfortunately, should I say Jiang Le is lucky or not?

When drawing cards, he got another task that he was not good at. This time he could cook, but what he made was cake.

Jiang Le doesn't know anything about cakes and desserts!

But that's better than street performance singing at more than 01:30.

There is no way, Jiang Le can only bite the bullet and learn.

After studying for two hours, Jiang Le is considered talented, at least the cake he baked for the first time was successful.

It's a pity that no one cares about such a successful cake all afternoon.

It's not that Jiang Le didn't try to sell, but the guests said that there are delicious cakes that they don't want to eat, why should they buy yours?

A small number of customers would buy it, but they only took a few dollars away.

In the afternoon, Jiang Le sold it for ten yuan.

Earned 100 yuan, the money is not enough for the materials for making cakes!

In the end, Jiang Le could only bring his own 400 yuan back to the meeting point of the program group, and "gloriously" became the one at the bottom.

Before the punishment, there was a small interview, and Jiang Le was the first to enter.

The program team asked Jiang Le to talk about his feelings for the day, and asked a few more questions, and it was over soon.

When it was the turn of other artists, they went in order.

The waiting time is always the hardest, Jiang Le doesn't even have the heart to chat with others.The only thing I can do is to end it as soon as possible.

If he dies early and is reborn early, he doesn't have to worry about the punishment all the time.

Half an hour later, the director team finally walked out of the room.

Jiang Le immediately stood up straight, a little nervous, and his palms were covered with a thin layer of sweat.

The host first announced today's results, and then informed the two people who needed to be punished today, one was Jiang Le, and the other was a resident guest who happened to be standing next to Jiang Le.

This guest is considered to be a black hole of ten thousand years, and everyone has no expectation of punishing him.So in the end everyone focused on punishing Jiang Le.

This time the host said that the punishment method will be different, and the two need to draw lots to decide.

The guest next to him got the chance to call a person of the opposite sex on his mobile phone, and then confessed affectionately.

Jiang Le breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, and said in his heart that he was lucky that he didn't get this card, and then he saw the card in his hand—it was decided by the director team, randomly called friends in his address book, and asked if they could Can't give myself a hug.

The corners of Jiang Legang's raised mouth froze immediately, what kind of punishment is this!

The resident guest next to him is indeed an old fritter, and he readily called a friend of the opposite sex.

There was a female voice laughing loudly, followed by "You lost again in today's recording? Mom knows, mom loves you too, so hang up good night."

Everyone else laughed. Basically everyone of Old You Tiao's friends has received this kind of call, and they have long been used to it.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, but everyone didn't take it seriously.

Then, it was Jiang Le's turn.

Jiang Le was a little apprehensive, but he still handed over his mobile phone.

The director team first asked: "Is there anything you can't see?"

Jiang Le shook his head helplessly: "No." In his address book, there are basically artists and celebrities he knows in the circle, but there are not many familiar ones.He has already begun to worry that if he calls an unfamiliar friend later, how will he speak?

At night, there was only one channel for the live broadcast of "Challenger". After all, all the artists were in one place now, so there was no need to separate the channels.

It is around nine o'clock in the evening. Whether it is a working party or a student party, it is a good time to relax after dinner.The popularity of the live broadcast room is rising every minute.

The director team looked at it for a while, and finally said: "Then Lu Qilu Best Actor?"

Hearing that it was Luqi, Jiang Le breathed a sigh of relief and nodded quickly.It's okay to ask Luqi, as long as Luqi doesn't reveal his secrets, everything is easy to talk about.

The key is to be familiar with it. If I call Lu Qi at this time, he must know that he is recording a program.

Jiang Le thought very well, but he never expected that as soon as the phone was connected, there was a noisy voice over there first, and then the man's deep and magnetic voice——

"What's up, honey? Is the show over?"

The smile on Jiang Le's face froze suddenly.

The director team almost lost their grip on the phone and threw it away.

The eyes of the people around them widened even more. What did they hear?

At the same time, the number of people in the live broadcast room is still rising.

The bullet screens followed one after another, and the screen was filled with: "????"

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Hey, I finally found the proofreader, I hope there will be no bugs in the future. I will let her read the previous article when the update is over and the proofreader has time...

In fact, I can catch it myself, but I just don’t want to look back at the plot (exposing the fact that I don’t like catching bugs... ahem.