I'm Flirting with a Man in the Supernatural World

Chu Huai was called by the mortician to sit in front of the bronze mirror.

The lights were dim, Chu Huai raised his head, the center of the ceiling was still an old-fashioned tungsten lamp, and there were bugs living on the gray light bulbs, the atmosphere was a bit depressing.

Behind, the old woman squeezed the paint into the paint tray and was lowering her head to adjust the color.

The mortician is also called the undertaker, and his job is mainly to make up the deceased.

The old woman came over after mixing the paint, and sat in front of Chu Huai. The red-like oil paint was about to write on Chu Huai's skin.

"Don't move, soon, you will be my perfect work of art." The old woman seemed to have a wire in her throat, and her voice was creepy.

When the pen fell, it felt icy to the touch, and a cold air penetrated into his body. For a moment, Chu Huai felt that the vitality in his body was weakened.

As she drew, Chu Huai obviously noticed that the blood flow slowed down, her body temperature gradually dropped, her breathing interval became longer, and her blinking frequency also became lower.

When Chu Huai came out, Luo Ziyang suffocated.

In his impression, as long as Chu Jiao is not smiling, she is dull, her complexion is sickly white, and her lips are the color of lychee-flavored lollipops. Light and flowing red blood lines.

The lips are red and the teeth are white, the eyes are like cold stars, and the spirit is high.

Jin Tianyi, who was leaning against the wall, said expressionlessly, "I really want to goug out the eyes of those guests."

Chu Huai smiled a bit ghostly: "Don't worry, I will blind their eyes."

Jin Tianyi: "..."

After putting on makeup, I went to record the VCR. There are two sections in total, which are basic personal information and relationship experience.

Director Ghost sat across from him: "First introduce the basic information."

Chu Huai was thinking about how to fabricate a perfect identity to ensure that the hand in hand successfully got the clues, but the ghost director seemed to know what he was thinking, and suddenly heheed twice: "If the authenticity is lower than 70.00%, you will directly lose the qualification for the competition."

Chu Huai's face remained unchanged: "I didn't."

If he doesn't make good use of the 30.00% false degree, he will be sorry for the meaning of its existence.

The camera is on.

Chu Huai smiled at the camera: "My name is Chu Jiao, I am 20 years old."

"I am starting a business, and the direction is games." Starting a game company.

"There is a room." The VIP presidential ward of the mental hospital.

"There is a car, four wheels." New technology wheelchair.

"There is no father, no mother, no brothers and sisters, so there will be no problems of competing for family property and supporting the elderly." Having a contract means not having one.

"Like raising cute little animals." Green lizards and white salamanders.

"Can cook."

……

Ghost Director: "The appraisal result is out, the authenticity is 78%, ok, the next link is emotional experience."

Chu Huai smiled calmly, and said one word: "Chu." Male.

It was true that he was with Jin Tianyi now, but he didn't lie either.

Director Ghost thought it was too short, thought about it, and said, "Tell me about your expectations for the other half, and I'll ask you to answer."

"Alike or complementary?"

"similar."

Director Ghost saw her answer simply: "The reason."

Chu Huai thought for a while: "Similarity is easy to understand, and if they complement each other, one side will feel wronged. Dry firewood is suitable for fire."

"The one who loves you or the one you love?"

Chu Huai said without hesitation, "I love it."

"reason."

"I feel wronged when I'm with someone I don't love, and I feel wronged by him too."

The ghost director was surprised: "If you love him and he doesn't love you, you won't feel wronged?"

Chu Huai spread his hands and smiled innocently: "The one I love will definitely fall in love with me."

Director Gui looked at his face and found it inexplicably convincing.

After turning off the camera, Chu Huai was about to go out, but the ghost director stopped him: "Then you don't think about loving you?"

He thought Chu Huai would nod his head fiercely, but Chu Huai showed a troubled look: "Not really."

He hooked his hand at the ghost director, and the ghost director leaned over curiously: "Just live well."

Director Ghost: "..."

Chu Huai smiled at him, and said mysteriously, "Your underarm odor, meaty smell, and the musk you sprayed to cover it all make me very...sexual."

Director Ghost fell down and sat down on the ground with a frightened look on his stiff face.

Chu Huai spread his hands: "I'm sorry, I scared the ghost."

Chu Huai went out after finishing speaking.

After Luo Ziyang and Jin Tianyi finished recording, the show officially started. According to the order of drawing lots, Chu Huai was the first.

The three of Chu Huai stood in front of the big screen in the background.

Blood oozes on the screen, bordered by Alice in Wonderland-style thorns and vines, and there is a black cross in the center of the screen, the style is hard to describe.

Chu Huai stood in the center of the big screen, and the host's voice suddenly came from a red coral near him: "The first link: the first experience of love."

Chu Huai thought it was just a decorative display before, but now it looks like a loudspeaker.

Coral is the dead body of coral polyps, which condense into coral after death.

The host was talking about the rules: "The 24 guests came out one by one, and the contestants selected a favorite guest, and pressed his serial number on the phone."

When Luo Ziyang heard that the ghost guest was about to appear, he immediately brought his face closer and squeezed in the middle.

Jin Tianyi calmly pulled Chu Huai back, "understanding" to make room for Luo Ziyang.

The first guest came out.

Luo Ziyang, who was stuck close to the screen, twitched all over: "Ahhhhhh!"

He was almost so frightened that he rolled his eyes and passed out.

On the screen was a female ghost wearing a pink top and green trousers, with a green face and fangs, and the inner corners of her eyes were cracked. The female ghost poked her head at the camera for a while, and then smiled shyly and expressively.

A maggot slid out from the corner of her overflowing mouth. The screen was very clear, and the black spot at the end of the maggot was clearly visible.

The female ghost looked flustered, and immediately stretched out her long, scarlet tongue, rolled it, and rolled the maggots in, and then smiled at the big screen, revealing more maggots between her teeth.

All the female guests from behind came up, but this one still stayed and refused to leave.

Chu Huai looked at Jin Tianyi affectionately: "Thank you."

With this comparison, he suddenly felt that Jin Tianyi was a celestial figure, pleasing to the eye.

Jin Tianyi was extremely satisfied.

Luo Ziyang regained his composure, resisted the desire to vomit, and walked away from the big screen, saying sincerely, "Jiaojiao, you... really don't have to worry about the boss's empathy."

Chu Huai: "I didn't expect it to be the poverty alleviation group."

But to be honest, this is probably so ugly that ghosts can't even look at it, so they have to go and find someone else.

Jin Tianyi slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and glanced at Chu Huai: "... let's pick someone you're interested in."

Chu Huai had a half-smile but not a smile: "He has a heart attack."

Jin Tianyi sneered.

On the screen, a Qing dynasty zombie was bouncing past.

Chu Huai sighed: "...It's quite comprehensive."

When the next guest came out, Chu Huai saw two big black feet first.

His eyes moved down slowly, legs, hanging, upper body, neck, and then the face.

The ghost is upside down, with a slanted mouth, and limp hair dragging across the dirty ground.

When Chu Huai met the pair of red phoenix eyes bent down into the character "eight" because of standing upside down, it was hard to express his mood for a while.

He didn't want to be scolded anymore, so he simply picked up his phone and pressed the number "13" of this inverted ghost.

Luo Ziyang: "Jiaojiao, why did you choose him? He's so ugly..."

Chu Huai put down his phone expressionlessly, and turned his back to the big screen: "Under normal circumstances, after he stands in his position, the microphone platform will just block his face, and only his two feet are exposed, so I don't have to look at it." to his face."

Luo Ziyang hesitated to speak.

Chu Huai: "Say."

Luo Ziyang covered his head and said cautiously: "But... in that case, if you succeed in holding hands with him, you will have to grab his big black feet and go down."

Chu Huai imagined that scene, and the veins on his forehead twitched violently.

"Hey! This looks good..." Luo Ziyang stared at the big screen behind Chu Huai and said suddenly.

Just as Chu Huai was about to turn around to look, the elevator door on one side opened at this moment, and he went out: "You guys choose too."

After he finished speaking, he entered the elevator.

The elevator was dark, with no lights, and the walls were sticky like blood.The elevator doors close.

Jin Tianyi picked up the mobile phone he got, and without thinking much, he pressed "12", which was the number of the Qing Dynasty zombie.

Luo Ziyang opened his mouth into an O shape: "Boss, are you right? That zombie is obviously... a man."

Jin Tianyi glanced at him lightly: "Show loyalty to your wife, do you have any objections? The show didn't say that same-sex selection is not allowed."

Luo Ziyang laughed.After seeing the appearance of the guests, he was already desperate, and it didn't matter whether he succeeded or failed in holding hands.

He thought about the glimpse just now, and silently pressed 24 on his mobile phone.

Although number 24 is also a man, he is good-looking.

Host: "Now we invite our No. [-] female guest, Chu Jiao, to come on stage."

The elevator door opened, and the first VCR began to play on the big screen behind him.

The moment Chu Huai appeared, there was a deathly silence.Immediately, the male ghosts started to look straight, and the 12 female ghosts made an appointment to turn off the lights together.

The stage is very simple, like an abandoned factory, even with the dilapidated and dirty elevator before, it looks more like it.The house was old-fashioned, with big log beams.

Chu Huai controlled his eyes to keep them from looking forward, and looked for the host. He searched around, but he didn't see it. He looked up again, good guy, we found it.

One of the host's jade legs was bent into the shape of a mosquito-repellent incense coil, wrapping around the log beam like a snake. She hugged the beam with one hand and looked down. Her face was as pale as paper, but she still drew a lady from the Tang Dynasty. lipstick shape.

Chu Huai was too lazy to complain.

With a "bang", someone on the stage turned off the lights for her, and Chu Huai didn't bother to look at her, her eyes were hot.

Then... the sound of "bang bang bang" came and went.

Chu Huai: "..." He thought he had done a good job.

Jin Tianyi, who watched the VCR in the background: "...the daughter-in-law is really extraordinary."

After the VCR broadcast, the host held the microphone with one hand: "There are still 3 male guests left to save the lights for Chu Jiao."

Chu Huai: "..." Nine lamps were destroyed in the first round.

Chu Huai looked over to the stage, the victim of the heart attack still kept the light on for him, it was okay.

The host coiled on the beam turned around the beam, loosened himself twice, lengthened himself, and handed the microphone to Chu Huai.

Moderator: "Question and answer session."

Chu Huai picked out a zombie from The Walking Dead: "Why did you turn off my lamp?"

Zombie Jie Jie: "You have no father and no mother. I hope my other half is born noble and the parents have a high level of education, so that my next generation will have a good living environment."

Chu Huai: "..." You're already like this, and you're still suspicious.

Chu Huai looked at the male ghosts: "Don't you like having a house and a car and both parents dead?"

The 12 female ghosts said in unison: "I like it!"

8 male ghosts with lights out: "I don't like it!"

Chu Huai: "..." Okay, he got the wrong audience.

Jin Tianyi laughed out loud in the background.