My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

On: How to eat meat.

After Bai Qi found himself bent, he thought that he would be able to eat meat when Fat Jiu became an adult.

Wait and wait.

Finally, when he was an adult, he found that the meat was still raw. Due to the bottom line and morality in his heart, he had to wait for the meat to be cooked before eating.Waiting and waiting again, the various mismatches of the cooked meat still can't be eaten in the mouth.

Wait and wait.

After waiting for a year, the meat is finally cooked.

The Baiqi milk bath is ready, the petal bed is ready, the pink lighting is also ready, everything that can make good memories in the future is ready.However, the meat is still not in the mouth!

Let's pluralize passing.

The pleasant bathing + mopping session went very smoothly, and they even knew how to play tricks.Foreplay hugs, kisses, and groping after going to bed are OK, and the lover's response is also great if the number of common sense is increased.

however--

Bai Qi stared at the white hair ball under him with fiery eyes: "Ah, failed again."

Feijiu will restore his body at critical moments.

Fei Jiu, who had recovered his body, hid under the covers apologetically: "Jiu..."

He really didn't do it on purpose but he couldn't control it. I don't know if it's a psychological barrier or what's going on. In short, every time the critical moment comes, the body will be out of control and instinctively return to its original shape.In fact, he really wanted to experience the process of making love with his lover. When he secretly read the study materials, he felt that they were enjoying it.

Fat Jiu opened his eyes covered by wings.

He said as if thinking of something: "Dabai, why don't you try to switch to Jiujiu? Dabai is that human beings will not return to their original bodies at critical moments, so maybe Dahai can continue successfully."

Bai Qi: "..."

He was moved for a moment.

However, the heart of the general attack did not allow it, and it was chopped to pieces as soon as this heartbeat came out.Bai Qi adjusted his breath and held Fei Jiu in his arms and kissed him, with a coaxing tone: "Honey, let's try again in human form."

Hey.

If the lover's body is a mermaid, tiger, wolf, leopard and other large beasts, he would not mind having a different kind of love, but the little Fat Jiu, who is as small as a slap, doesn't know where to start even if he wants a strong taste.

Bai Qi changed his style impatiently.

however--

Love love practice for the one hundred and first time started.

Bai Qi wore a vest and sneaked into the Yaozu section.

#我有一个晶骨鸟mate, I am a raptor dozens of times bigger than my partner, every time I maintain a human form with my lover, at critical moments, she will restore her body, what's the matter? #

Mammoth: "Let me laugh for a while hahahaha."

Rattlesnake: "Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss."

Green Peacock: "This is really a disaster, 233333."

Muppet cat: "Meow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Huskies: "Let you show your affection Wanghahaha."

You are enough!

Bai Qi endured this wave.

Landlord: "When you laugh enough, come up with an idea!"

"Idiot, you shrink the main body and go on."

"The upstairs is really stupid. Different races have births. Reproductive segregation."

"Procreation. Reproductive. If you can't get in the cavity, please try to get in through the chrysanthemum!"

"Did the boss upstairs try it and share his experience?"

"I beg you, the love with my wife is lacking in style recently."

Then the building is crooked and walks on a dry road.

Bai Qi: "..."

Oh shit.

He just asked for help because he couldn't get through on dry roads!

that night.

The one hundred and second time love failed.