My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

Fat Jiu fell asleep last night.

It's just that he didn't sleep very deeply, and the alcohol made his perception blurred.He vaguely remembered Bai Qi's actions at that time, because he felt very comfortable, so he didn't intend to stop him and let Bai Qi manipulate him.

Bai Qi's voice sounded like he was pressing the pause button.

His heart was pounding, but no sound came out of his mouth.

Fat Jiu raised his head in doubt: "Dabai?"

Bai Qi blinked.

The body is like a computer with a stuck machine, and the reaction speed is very slow, not to mention delayed.

"Ok?"

Fat Jiu didn't pay too much attention to the topic of touching Xiao Jiujiu, he finished blowing it up.After playing, he hung on Bai Qi's body as if nothing had happened.Having eaten too much breakfast, I don't really want to walk now, so I stretched my arms around Bai Qi's neck and directed, "Dabai, Dabai, let's walk in this direction."

Bai Qi no longer freezes when he presses the play button.

However, it was even more tormented.

Fat Jiu jumped up and lay on his back just now, while he habitually stretched out his hand to drag Fat Jiu's ass to prevent him from falling. Now the feeling passed by his hand is more tormented than enjoyable for him.

"Dabai, your hands are so hot."

He wiggled his ass.

Bai Qi took a deep breath to adjust the restless breath.

Too deadly.

Bai Qi got a little angry in an instant, and repeatedly told himself in his heart that he should not make a fool of himself in public, so he should show some face.While reciting the Qingxin mantra silently, he suffered from pain and happiness.

"Dabai, turn right~"

Fat Jiu put his arms around Bai Qi's neck, his restless personality made him crooked when directing the path, in short, he would not lie on his stomach peacefully, twisting and twisting all the way along the way .

Bai Qi: "..."

May I ask which one is stronger in gun pressure technology?

Bai Chengyan watched and looked for...

cough cough.

This sweet torture didn't last long, Fat Jiu was soon attracted by new things and jumped off his back, "Ah, there is something shiny there." His short legs were running very fast , when he said this, the person had already ran to a place three meters away.

Bai Qi breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh..."

Then he looked up and saw Fat Jiu's little ass.

There are a row of big trees planted on both sides of this street. Just now, Fat Chiu ran over curiously to see the light shining on one of the branches.In order to see what the thing on the tree was, Fat Chirp jumped up and grabbed the branch with his hands to reach for the thing. The hanging position happened to be dangling in front of Bai Qi's eyes.

Bai Qi: "..."

Bai Qi's relaxed mind hung up again.

Things are a little high.

Fat Jiu shouted: "Dabai, it's almost there, Jiu Jiu can't reach it."

The little short hand is still a long way from something shiny.

Bai Qi was summoned to come back to his senses and walk over to let Fei Jiu step on his shoulders. This height is enough. After Fei Jiu got the blessing, he instantly increased his height by two meters. This time he easily got the glowing thing.He didn't even think about it when he got the thing, so he just sat on Bai Qi's neck with his legs apart.

Paste it softly.

Bai Qi: "!!!"

It's going to be personal.

Bai Qi was a little worried now.

Will the gun be broken because of always pressing it down like this?

At this time, Fei Jiu excitedly showed the things in his hand to Bai Qi: "Dabai, it's bright and shiny." He let go of the treasure offering to show Bai Qi, and wrapped his legs even tighter in order to maintain his balance.

Bai Qi was dizzy.

At this moment, he felt a little suffocated physically and mentally.

Fat Jiu dangled the thing in front of Bai Bai's eyes for a few times, but didn't see any response from him, so he stretched out his hand to grab his ear and said loudly, "Dabai, look at the shiny thing Jiu found!"

Bai Qi was called back to his soul.

Looking down.

What Fei Jiu found was a big diamond ring, the diamond inside the ring was the size of a pigeon egg.However, judging from its gloss and texture, the diamond is definitely not real. It should be synthetic glass or that kind of very cheap crystal. Even the silver holder is made of tin.The workmanship is shoddy and rough, except for the fact that it shimmers in the sun.

Taobao estimates that 9.9 is also free shipping.

Fat Jiu glanced at the ring, and then tried to put it on his finger.It's just that the size of the ring ring is a little small, and it's not adjustable. He tried ringing one by one with his little hands, but none of them could fit in.

"I can't take Jiu."

There is a deep sense of loss in the words.

However, Bai Qi looked at the ring thoughtfully. At this moment, his thoughts had already turned to couple rings and wedding rings.Fat Jiu muttered in frustration, his eyes lit up when he heard this.

Touching Feijiu's little meaty hand, he said, "Then I'll buy you one that you can bring in?"

Decided to buy a pair of rings!

Fat Jiu didn't hear the rippling in Bai Qi's tone, he was a man of action who would do whatever he thought, and the slight sense of loss that had just arisen in his heart disappeared in an instant, and he said happily, "Oh! Go buy a ring."

It was him writhing in excitement.

The temperature of Bai Qi's nasal cavity rose again.

Although Fat Chirp didn't have a finger that could carry a pigeon's egg, and it was a shoddy fake, he still put the ring in his pocket and planned to put it in his shiny treasure house to add to it when he returned home.

They walked happily.

I don't know that in a certain live broadcast room, the fans are laughing like crazy.

It turned out that the fake pigeon egg was not thrown on the tree by someone, but one of the decrypted props of "The Great Detective" which was being broadcast live by an outdoor variety show group.The program team designed the case in advance, and then hid various clues in many places, and then asked the guests to correspond one by one to find the decryption.

This fake pigeon egg is one of the most critical props.

In order to capture the moment when the guest got the ring, a camera was actually set up, but there were too many monitors on the street, so Bai Qi didn't notice it.Originally, this scene was switched after the guests were found, but the behind-the-scenes staff simply rebroadcasted it when they saw the sudden accident of Bai Qi and Fei Jiu.

The two showed off inadvertently.

"Fuck, isn't this my male god and his concubine!"

"I actually saw the cp I knocked in the idol's live broadcast room."

"Wow, I want to ride high too~"

"I thought I had escaped my friend Amway's double-white cp, and I was secretly delighted. I planned to come to the idol's live broadcast room to eat some candy, but I didn't expect that I would directly fall into the trap! Damn, this is not good for cp. !"

"I just ate a certain wife's knife, and the Lord gave me candy!"

"Well, am I the only one who is worrying about the idol who will never find any clues? Pupu, let me tell you, I'm not gloating, really, puhahahaha."

Bai Qi and Fei Jiu didn't know that their unintentional behavior made a certain idol doubt the program group of the program group.He managed to find the clue location of the treasure according to the prompts, but only found a can ring and a piece of paper written "Pigeon Egg Diamond Ring" according to the flashing prompts. The flashing thing was a piece of beer bottle picked up from no one knew where Fragments, the stunned expression of a certain idol entertained the audience.

Netizens who mentioned Coke also took screenshots and made various emoticons.

Well, by the way, Bai Qi and Fei Jiu were also brought along.

A certain idol made a dumbfounded face [Where are my pigeon eggs? 】

Fat Jiu looked smug [Here at Ben's cuteness! 】

Such as there.

【Discover the treasure! 】

[Big White mount, move out! 】

and many more.

Jewelry Shop.

Fat Jiu's eyes straightened when he entered the shop.

In order to highlight the charm and appearance of jewelry, general stores will put lights in the display cabinets, which will not only make the jewelry look more bright and shiny, but also indirectly increase the value of the jewelry.After entering the store, everything is shining, these dreamy lights are no less than Paradise to Fei Jiu.

Fat Jiu tugged on Bai Qi's sleeve: "Dabai."

Bai Qi: "..."

There was a bad premonition in my heart.

really.

In the next second, Fei Jiu spit out words that hurt his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys: "Dabai, there are so many lights here, can you buy more for Jiu?"

Wallet: Make the sound of screaming chicken.jpg

Bai Qi's face was stiff.

Why did he only think about buying a pair of rings, but forgot that Fei Jiu still has the attributes of Doragon?

Come in all come in.

It would be timid to turn around and leave, and I couldn't afford to lose that person.

Bai Qi didn't want Fei Jiu to be disappointed when he came here for nothing. He took out his phone and checked his balance, and counted eight numbers of tens of millions. He immediately felt that he was quite confident.These amounts were accumulated crazily years ago.

Shiny jewelry is not necessarily expensive, but the most expensive jewelry must be very flashy!

The fat and shiny radar automatically attracted him to run towards the most shining jewel in the store. He lay on the glass cabinet, blinking and staring at the pigeon egg in the high-end velvet box.This ring is the genuine product at a fair price, and the Taobao model held at nine yuan and nine can't compare with this one in any respect.

"Big White."

The gleam in Fat Jiu's eyes was no weaker than that of a pigeon's egg.

Bai Qi glanced at the price.

Tens of millions of millions... 520 million.

Fat Jiu took out the fake one from his pocket, then pointed at the real one, blinked his big eyes and looked at Bai Qi longingly: "Dabai, I still want it." He probably has obsessive-compulsive disorder and likes to be in pairs. s things.

Bai Qi said calmly: "Buy!"

Just now, one of the waiters looked at the fake pigeon eggs in Fat Jiu's hand with a half-smile, and looked at him again with a sense of contempt for cheating his wife with inferior fakes.

He won't take the blame!

In ancient times, there was a concubine of the feudal princes in Fenghuo opera, but now there is Bai Qi who is willing to lose his family and property for Bo's cute smile.

Buy everything and show it off.

This photo showing affection did not attract much attention at the time, but it was just a routine emotion.Afterwards, the live broadcast ended, and a large wave of people who were impressed by the two's looks came to Bai Qi's Weibo and exploded after seeing it.

"Oh my god, look at the release time, did you just buy the real thing on the spot?"

"I said before that coveting other people's nine dollars and nine things is really stingy, and my face hurts."

"Hey, I also want someone who will buy me pigeon eggs."

Of course, the emoticons have also been updated.

[Fake ones are beautiful, buy a real one. 】

[I heard that pigeon eggs can be picked up from trees. 】

Had a great day.

They found a hotel with a good reputation and took a room. Recently, Fei Jiu suddenly fell in love with a different hotel, which felt very fresh.Anyway, Bai Qi can throw a cleaning spell in the room without fear of unhygienic bacteria.

In order to prevent the wolves from becoming aggressive.

Bai Qi pretended to be busy and asked Fei Jiu to wash him first.

After Fat Jiu finished washing, he threw himself on the bed, then took Bai Qi's hand down, and said coquettishly, "Dabai touched Jiu Jiu, he felt uncomfortable just now."

Bai Qi: "..."

Steambase is online again.

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Bai Qi's Wallet: Come on, let me show you a show about slaughtering screaming chickens.