My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

Just like all parents.

Wan Jiao is very concerned about everything about Bai Qi, including his relationship problems of course.On weekdays, he cares about and cares about free-range animals, but when he finds problems in front of him, he still needs to care about them.

The thing that sucks now is that he's a single dog.

With regard to emotional cognition, all of Wan Jiao's experience comes from his parents who are always in the state of first love.He secretly observed the situation between the younger brother and Dao Ling, and compared it with the parents he remembered.

The dinner table.

Bai Qi took care of Fei Jiu habitually, picked up vegetables for him, poured him soup, wiped his mouth, in short, took care of him meticulously.It's hard to judge this situation. He also took such meticulous care of Xiao Baiqi when he was a child.But his feelings for Bai Qi have always been brotherly, uh, or parental?

And the atmosphere between the two is a bit weird.

As long as Wanjia's parents stay together, there will be a pink bubble atmosphere of lovelove. Bai Qi and Fei Jiu have intimate behaviors together, but the eyes are too 'clean' and not so greasy.

But if you want to say it is brotherly love or something.

For example, now: Feijiu eats while eating with chopsticks in his left hand and a spoon in his right, and also eats what Bai Qi feeds in the middle.Bai Qi held a piece of sesame glutinous rice ball in his hand and fed it. After eating, Fei Jiu would lick all the sesame seeds off his hand, and if he didn't lick it clean, Bai Qi would lick it again by himself.

No matter how this little interaction of mutual licking looks like the flirting of a young couple, it is super friendly and affectionate. Wan Jiao used to feed Xiao Baixi with food residue on his hands, and he always licked it clean by himself!

Wipe it off with paper towels at first.

Later, because of poverty, I learned to cherish.

cough cough.

Take a walk after eating to digest food.

The three of them have this habit, so they walk around the garden together.

"Brother, there is an old man ahead."

Wan Jiao paused and nodded slightly as a greeting, then walked around.Although he is the senior brother of the knife operator, he does not have any spiritual power.He just assumed the name of a big brother, but he was actually an ordinary person.

The successor of the knife master is Bai Qi.

Wan Jiao is a genius in IQ, but he doesn't have any aptitude for cultivation.If the aptitude suitable for cultivation is converted into points, the top aptitude is [-] points, the worst aptitude is a few points, Wanjiao is zero.

Commonly known as spiritual power insulator.

He can't cultivate any spiritual power, but the tricks of spiritual power are useless to him.

In terms of the game: no mp bar, magic immunity.

There is a reason why Bai Qi reminded Wan Jiao that there are ghosts ahead.Ordinary people are accidentally pierced by ghosts because they can't see. Those who are strong will shiver and feel a cold wind blowing. Those who are weak will suffer from minor or serious illnesses.Because of Wan Jiao's special physique, if the ghost hit him, he would be injured instead.

The ghost of the old man is a good spirit.

"Boy, can you see me?"

It was too late for Bai Qi to pretend that he hadn't seen it. He stopped and looked at the old man, but kept silent and waited for him to speak.In the past, he took the initiative to talk stupidly and asked [What's the matter with you? 】As soon as you ask this question, it means that you want to help by default, and then when the other party takes advantage of the situation and sincerely asks, it is a bit difficult to refuse.

Wait for the other person to speak first, and refuse directly if the request is too much.

Seeing this situation, Wan Jiao knew that the younger brother was being entangled again, he said: "Xixi, share the perspective with me." If you can't see it, you lose control of the rhythm of things, the younger brother has a tender face and a soft heart, and is often caught by some insidious Deceived by cunning ghosts, he was often haunted by some troublesome ghosts when he was a child.

Bai Qi had a thin skin when he was a child, and he didn't know how to refuse when he was asked to come to his door.Now his skin is very thick, and he can't be ordered to move him without pay.However, he was very useful for the elder brother's concern, and immediately shared the perspective.

"Mr. Qiu?"

Wan Jiao was a little surprised after seeing who it was.He knew this old man, and he was also the old man of the business partner's family who lived in this community. Some time ago, he personally expressed his condolences at the old man's funeral.

Afterwards, Wan Jiao took the lead in the conversation.

The direction of walking was also changed, going to the old man's house.

After coming out of the old man's house again, Wan Jiao refreshed Xiaobai's luck.Before going out, Xiaobai gave Bai Qi Fuyun meow as usual, and then gave Wanjiao one by the way, but he didn't expect to honor it now.

Wan Jiao is currently worrying about a business matter.

Solved now.

He helped the old man with a few words, and the other's children and grandchildren reciprocated and helped solve the problem.

After this incident, Wan Jiao stopped worrying about the relationship between Bai Qi and Fei Jiu for a moment. No matter what the relationship was, it was just a matter of super luck so that the junior brother would not be so poor that he would starve.

He's worried about this before.

Bai Qi's poor life is not because he can't make money, but because he is dissipating money at a super fast speed, no amount of money given to him can fill the hole of poor life.Otherwise, during the live broadcast, he would directly reward 30 yuan instead of [-] yuan each time.

This is the rule Wan Jiao summed up.

The smaller the money, the harder it is to lose it.

Wan Jiao and Bai Yuan's requirements for Bai Qi's poor life have been reduced to as long as he can eat enough every day.Now that there is such a lucky koi Jiu by his side, according to his own wish, he does not ask for a good life, but only asks for a safe and happy life.The weight that Wan Jiao had always kept in his heart was finally much more relaxed.

He rubbed Xiaobai's hair: "Xiaobai will give Dabai more kisses from now on."

Let’s use the data as an example: If poor life loses 50 of wealth every day, Fat Jiu gives 30 to a kiss, and Bai Qi kisses two more people every day. Instead of asking him, it will increase luck. .

"Okay Chirp~" Fat Chirp turned around with a grin, jumped up on the spot and hung on Bai Qi's body, forming a big Moy Chirp: "Kiss Dabai."

Bai Qi held Fat Jiu's buttocks, lowered his head and made a big "Meme Jiu": "Kiss Xiaobai."

Fat Jiu hugged Bai Qi's face and kissed every part of his face in one go, fulfilling his promise to give more kisses.In order to gain more luck, Bai Qi also smeared every part of Xiao Bai's face with saliva.

"Hahaha."

"Choo Choo Choo."

They played a game of kissing each other.

Wan Jiao: "..."

He has no objection to Bai Qi falling in love with his own sword, since the sword operator has a 50.00% chance of falling in love with his own sword spirit.It's just that Fei Jiu's age is a bit young now, and it's barely enough to talk about a relationship.

But if the relationship between two people goes further and wants to do something...

—that is a crime!

Thinking of the consequences of certain things, Wan Jiao frightened himself, quickly tore Xiao Bai off Bai Qi's body, tried to maintain a calm expression on his face, and said in a cryptic tone: "Xiao Bai is still young."

Bai Qi didn't understand, so he nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, Xiao Bai is only 1 year old."

If calculated according to the age of a human being, Fei Jiu looks about 16 years old, but according to the age of birth in the demon world, he is still a newborn baby.If it is calculated according to the time of enlightenment, it is only a few months!

Wanjiao: "!!!"

This situation is even more serious!

Wretched young children, the maximum death penalty starts at three years.

Learn about?

Wan Jiao is worried about his junior brother's love situation again, the young man is very angry.I heard that the two of them still sleep in the same bed every night, so what if the cuddling and rubbing each other go off? !

Seeing that the younger brother still has an indifferent attitude, I am so worried!

With a stern face, Wan Jiao tried to attack Xiaobai, but he changed his tone to a gentle one and said, "There are many rooms at home, so I will arrange a..."

"No, Chiu wants to sleep with Dabai!" Fat Jiu interrupted him before he finished speaking, and then he added something that made Wan Jiao's heart skip a beat: "Sleeping with Dabai will be very comfortable Chiu~"

Wan Jiao: "???!!!"

What?

Are the two already emmm?

Wan Jiao's expression suddenly exploded, and he asked cautiously: "Xixi, what do you usually do to Xiao Bai at night?" He stared intently at Bai Qi's eyes, trying to find something out of them.

Yet nothing.

As I said before, Bai Qi is not defensive about his family.

He still replied ignorantly: "At night? Take a bath together, give Fei Jiu a massage after going to bed (the main reason is that Fei Jiu eats too much at night, and he will have indigestion if he goes to sleep directly), and play games for a while (before going to bed, always Sudden excitement is really distressing), whether to take a bath after finishing (it’s summer now, occasionally playing too crazy will sweat, and going to bed will be uncomfortable), and sleep with him when he calms down. "

Wan Jiao's eyes darkened.

Massage, play games, take a shower after work, and rest peacefully.

This means that the two of them have already done what they should and should not do, right?Wan Jiao looked at Bai Qi with subtle eyes, his expression was complicated, and his heart was also caught in the entangled feeling of the battle between heaven and man.

On this side is the pig raised by himself.

On the other side is still a small cabbage that hasn't grown up.

Wan Jiao: "..."

No, this is a bit serious.

If children are ignorant, adults must correct them!

Wan Jiao lowered his head worriedly and sent another text message to Bai Yuan.

【Master, Xixi slept with a minor knife! 】

After seeing the news, Bai Yuan was surprised and sprayed all the tea on the opposite Hai Dongqing. Although Yin Shou used his strength to set up a barrier to block the attack of saliva, the food on the table was completely destroyed.

Yin Shou's face was black and blue.

This is the takeaway he just ordered!

What surprised Bai Yuan wasn't that he was a minor, but that Bai Qi actually stole cabbage.The first message Wan Jiao sent reported that he was not surprised that Bai Qi and Dao Ling were in love.You must know that because of the effect of the contract, the knife operator and the knife spirit maintain a state of shared mind for a long time, and it is easy to have a feeling of sympathy and soul resonance, and this feeling can easily be transformed into love.

Especially the sooner you find the sword spirit, the more compatible you are, and the easier it is to fall in love with your own sword.

There is a 50.00% chance that the knife operator and his own knife will find the knife spirit early.

Now that Wan Jiao said that Bai Qi and Dao Ling got together directly, he was a little surprised.You must know that although Bai Qi talked about his many advantages, he was very pleasing to the young lady and easy to find a wife, but the pigs raised by him still understood his character.The mouth is sweet, and there are many girls who like him, but the direction of enlightenment is crooked.

They always thought that Bai Qi would have to be over [-] to get enlightened.

The two looked at each other.

Feeling: "The pigs in our family will bow to the cabbage."

Bai, the pig who knows how to arch cabbage, and Xi, who sleeps with Fei Jiu in his arms, is as quiet as a chicken.

The author has something to say:

Fat Jiu is underage, and he is determined not to get enlightened.

In addition, from a scientific point of view, Fat Jiu becomes an adult at the age of 1.