My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

Dinner is Gao Ding's treat.

Gao Ding was the young man sitting next to Bai Qi in the Internet cafe last night, and they made an appointment to treat him to dinner and supper.His family built a bathing hall nearby, and his wife took care of the daily work. He didn't have money to spend when he wasn't working, and he played games in Internet cafes to kill time when he had nothing to do.

I laugh at myself and have no ambitions, can live comfortably and have no heart to work hard.

Please eat at a small restaurant near the Internet cafe that mainly sells rice bowls and pasta.Both of them ordered a bowl of fried noodles, a side dish and a bottle of beer.

Gao Ding ate a few mouthfuls of noodles, the meat sauce was a bit salty, felt his mouth was dry, so he opened the beer, poured himself a glass and asked, "Little brother, can you drink?"

Bai Qi shook his head: "No drink."

He is not used to beer.

It should be said that I am not used to the inferior mass-produced wine in the world.

The master is a drunkard, the kind who eats without wine and enjoys himself.

But he can make wine himself, and every year he brews seasonal fruit wine and flower wine according to the seasons and buries them under the big banyan tree in Shimen.By the way, I will also brew some low-alcohol sweet wine that children can drink as sugar water for the two brothers and sisters.

Kids love to try things grown up.

Therefore, he secretly tasted the master's wine. The koji was bought from monsters of the monster plant department, and the finished product tasted better than ordinary wine.Bai Qi's mouth has long been filled with treasures, and the ordinary wine sold in the world cannot be tasted at all.

Probably because of the friendship of eating chicken together, Gao Ding asked with concern: "Seeing that you are also a senior in high school, are you still playing games after the college entrance examination?"

The son of the proprietress of the Internet cafe is also a third-year student in high school, and he often talks about some candidates. The few regular customers sitting in the front hall of the bar also know a little bit.

Bai Qi swallowed what was in his mouth before replying, "I have graduated from university."

This is not a lie.

Although I have never attended a day of school, I have a college diploma.It's not a fake certificate, but a real test by himself.

There is an uncle in the eldest brother's family who is the principal, and Bai Qi's student status is attached to his uncle's school.When he was almost finished studying, he followed the exam, and leaving after the exam would not have any impact on the students around him.

Gao Ding was stunned for a moment: "I didn't see it, the baby face just looks small." The childishness on Bai Qi's face was still there, his face and chin were fleshy, everyone looked like a minor.

Bai Qi smiled, showing two dimples, and boasted: "I'm smart, I skipped a grade."

This intelligence also has a price.

Before the age of three, he was a mentally handicapped child. His spiritual intelligence and senses were artificially sealed by his master, so he could only live in a daze.The master ran away due to negligence and didn't take good care of himself, only to be pecked blind by the monster and cast a vicious curse.

Let's not talk about this first.

The grandfather of the swordsman is a giant with a very strange brain circuit and likes to take unusual paths.In addition to man-made spirit treasures, secret methods to improve human aptitude have also been researched.Artificially sealing spiritual and sensory mental retardation for a few years is the secret method for the teacher to improve his qualifications.

Mentally retarded before being a genius.

Therefore, the sword masters have been talented in the sky from generation to generation. Fortunately, the secret method is limited. It is troublesome that each generation can only cultivate one genius, and the sword masters only accept one apprentice from generation to generation. The secret method of the mass production genius Huai Bi was wiped out for his crimes.

As for why this generation of swordsmen accepted two apprentices, I will explain later.

Bai Qi's wisdom is thanks to this secret method.

Losing one eye can be exchanged for a brilliant genius mind. I believe 90.00% of people will choose to exchange it, and the remaining [-]% are geniuses themselves.Besides, he now has another monocular eye.

Comparing the two, it is still profitable.

"Amazing."

Gao Ding just smiled and praised and said nothing more.No matter whether the other party is bragging or not, it will not affect his life.Having to catch evidence and then expose the 'lie' has no benefit other than making yourself one more person who hates him.

The re-export brought up the game again.

After dinner, Bai Qi had the habit of taking a walk after dinner to eliminate food, and there was a courier from the same city that he had to go to pick it up, so Gao Ding went to the Internet cafe to wait for him to eat chicken together.

The courier that came back first was the plank.

When I first bought it, I deliberately chose to buy it from an online store in the same city. I bought the wooden boards because I planned to make tables and chairs for my own dining table. The finished products in stores and Taobao are too expensive.

Let me talk about one of Bai Qi's little personalities here.

He's a little fuzzy, and he still doesn't like the folding tables worth more than ten dollars and the plastic chairs for a few dollars sold in the daily chemical store at the door.This particularity is caused by Wan Jiao, even if the young master of a wealthy family lives in poverty, he still has his own particularity.

Bai Qi opened a live broadcast app, then fixed the camera.

Shimen is very poor, only money for food, no money for enjoyment.If Bai Qi wants to live a more refined life, he has to find a way to earn pocket money.In addition to the casual jobs in the part-time job group, Bai Qi also came into contact with the fast-paying profession of internet celebrities.

Just after opening the live broadcast room, a few fans who added special attention and were still online sporadically came in.

"Big Bird, what are you cooking today?"

"As witty as I am, I've already ordered takeaway."

"Hey, the environment seems to have changed."

"Xiaoying, have you finally come out of the mountain?"

Bai Qi didn't sign a contract with the live streaming platform, so he didn't have many followers after only two months in the industry.

Before the age of 17, apart from studying online, the rest of his time, apart from doing housework, was to practice the inheritance of a swordsman.Bai Yuan didn't know where he heard that the Internet was harmful to people, fearing that Bai Qi would become a teenager addicted to the Internet, so he would unplug the network cable after distance learning.

If you haven't eaten sugar, you don't know sweetness.

Bai Qi didn't play computer before and didn't think there was anything good about it, so learning tasks took up all his time.After graduating from university and achieving some success in the sect's sword skills, Bai Yuan allowed Bai Qi to officially access the Internet, and bought him a mobile phone as a reward.

Back to topic.

The titles Big Bird and Little Eagle are because of his nickname.

Guangyu birds, together they are eagles.

Turning back, Bai Qi has studied the model of Internet celebrity, which is nothing more than singing, dancing and chatting, showing talent, eating, drinking and having fun.He has no money to buy professional equipment for singing, he only knows how to dance as a master, and he doesn't want to show his face and has no topics for chatting. It is inconvenient to pass on the inheritance of talent design schools.

Finally, I thought about cooking food live.

In addition to being able to solve one's own food, you can also get benefits, even if you don't get any benefits, you won't delay things.

Most importantly, don't lose money.

Bai Qi stretched out his hand to say hello: "Hello everyone, I've changed places. The pots and pans I bought haven't arrived yet and I won't be cooking for now. Today, I'll make the dining table and chairs for later meals."

"I just said what a board on the floor."

"Wait, what's that white fluffy thing?"

Bai Qi took Fei Jiu, who was showing half of his body, in front of the camera and introduced: "This is my little partner." The names of monsters have power and cannot be revealed to strangers casually. The name is Yanling. If the practitioner knows the real name , may be controlled and driven.

The premise is that the controlling person is stronger than the monster, and vice versa, the names of some big monsters are not rumored, and their strength is not afraid of these ghost tricks.

Fei Jiu's strength is still very weak, so it's better to be on the safe side.

"Wow, it's Little Fat Chirp."

"So cute, no, super cute!"

"This Fat Chirp is super chubby."

"Don't move, wait until I take a screenshot to make an emoticon package."

Fat Jiu doesn't understand human writing and doesn't know what a live broadcast is. He just heard that Bai Qi wanted to add something more comfortable to the nest, so he just wanted to help.

After signing the contract, you can freely switch between visible and hidden.

Bai Qi had learned some simple tricks from the heirs of the Gongloo family. Back then, the heirs of the Gongloo family hid in the gate of the sword master's mountain to make trouble. something that touches the core.

It's such a small thing to make a table.

Bai Qi had no tools, so he summoned his own spiritual knife to cut the wood.A spiritual knife cuts iron like mud, but now cutting a board is a bit incompetent.Of course, the actual operation is performed while avoiding the camera, leaving Feijiu to act cute in front of the camera.

Cute pets are much more attractive than him.

"How did you cut the board into this structure, Big Bird?"

"This shape seems to be a mortise and tenon structure."

"I didn't expect Kitty Hawk to be a hidden craftsman!"

After seeing the bullet screen, Bai Qi simply drew a structure diagram and explained it.

Although he is not the apprentice of the public loser, what he has learned is the technique of the public loser.If he dared to use a nail, the old man Gongshu would definitely call him ashamed if he found out.

"The final combination process is amazing."

"Of course, what the ancestors left behind."

"I also want this kind of table, please ask for a detailed tutorial."

"Didn't Big Bird draw a structure diagram just now?"

"The brain is not good enough to understand, I just want to see the actual operation."

It took less than half an hour to make the table and chairs. The hard work of carpentry is the hard work of cutting and polishing.What kind of structure the sharp knife wants can cut out the shape you want like cutting tofu. Polishing and smoothing with spiritual power is better than sandpaper, and the final splicing is even simpler.

Glancing at the time, it was still an hour before overnight.

There is still time to decorate the table, but the method is too scientific to show to fans.Bai Qi simply put Feijiu in front of the camera to make him act cute, but most of the audience afterward were just sucking birds, and were not very interested in his production.

After turning the position of the phone and drawing a circle within the range of the camera, Bai Qi poked Fat Jiu's stomach and said, "You can play here, okay?"

Fat Chirp jumped up and called happily, "Jiu Chiu."

[It's a pleasure to be around Dabai. 】

Bai Qi is Da Bai, and Fei Jiu is Xiao Bai.

Hearing Feijiu's heartfelt voice, Bai Qi's heart was also warmed.He thought, no matter who is so wholeheartedly dependent and nostalgic, he will be very happy in his heart.

Bai Qi also opened his heart: [Xiao Bai is also happy when I am by my side. 】

Fat Jiu hugged Bai Qi's fingers with his wings.

The live broadcast room was so cute by this interaction, swiping gifts.He didn't ask what Bai Qi, the real master, was going to do next, and was all addicted to sucking birds.

Bai Qi took a small saucer and put some grains in it.

After all, it is a bird.

I love sugar and I love cereal.When the supermarket passes the Gumi section, Fei Jiu gets hungry.He is a gourmet anchor, and his bird temporarily knows how to eat and broadcast, and he didn't digress.

Bai Qi turned to busy himself with his own affairs.

He planned to carve some patterns on the corners of the tables and chairs.

The painting skills are still learned from the masters. They are too poor to afford expensive finished charms, so they can only buy raw materials to paint by themselves.Except for certain secret talismans of the sect, the methods of ordinary talismans are open to the public, and Zhengyijiao even offers open courses for a fee.

It didn't get too complicated, it was simple.

However, after modification, a board with a total price of more than 60 yuan can be regarded as a preferential price on Taobao with a price of [-] yuan.If the material is better, the price of thousands of dollars is just the lowest price.At the same time, Bai Qi can guarantee that as long as the board is not broken, the table will not be broken.

This is also what makes Bai Qi envious and jealous.

The knife master's skills really cost money during the training period, and all the money Bai Yuan received from orders was spent on him, so the teacher's account is always in the red.If he hadn't been picked up as an orphan and forced to join the school, almost no one would want to be a poor swordsman.As long as the heirs of the public loser can learn a superficial craft, they will not have to worry about eating enough in the era of strict style.

Hey, martial art is better than martial arts, really annoying!

Let's not talk about this.

When he first started learning, his master forced him to swear that he would not spread rumors or make profits.

It's not that the master doesn't want to cut off people's wealth or something, it specifically involves some Taoist rules, since they are in this circle, they have to talk about some morals.

It's time to clean up these things, and you can't break the promise to others.

Fat Jiu jumped: "There are dirty things on the big white feathers."

Bai Qi thought that his hair was stained with sawdust when he was carving, and Fei Jiu wanted to clean it up for him.Birds are only willing to groom their close relatives, which is a good thing, without any resistance, they lower their heads and let Fat Chirp clean them up with their beaks.

Don't miss any opportunity to brush your favor every day.

It's just that Bai Qi was busy for almost an hour just now, and he forgot that he was live broadcasting at this time. He was a little shy during the live broadcast before and never showed his face.The audience in the live broadcast room were all sucking birds, but the sudden appearance of a human face made them stunned.

"Fuck, my big bird is so good-looking!"

"Mom, I'm in love."

"Hands are good-looking, voice is also beautiful, I didn't expect good looks..."

"My subwoofer eagle is actually a beautiful boy!"

"I always thought my eagle was my uncle's!"

"Big Bird, look back at me!"

The gift with the highest level has a special sound effect, and Bai Qi was attracted by the last sound of exploding fireworks, and turned his head, just facing the center of the screen.

When Bai Qi exited the live broadcast room, the screen was full of gifts.

Even if he feels sorry for the money, he also feels a little bit exposed.

Fat Chirp cried out at this time, his voice was full of merit: "Cleaning up." The wings were slightly spread and folded on both sides, as if proudly akimbo.

Full of joy passed over.

Immediately, Bai Qi didn't reject the accident of showing his face and dropping his vest, besides, he was not ugly.On the contrary, there are many benefits. Just now, I showed my face, and the gifts I received almost equaled the sum of the last month.

"Let's go out and play."

Bai Qi planned to stay up all night tonight, so he took some candies with him when he went out.

The Internet cafe is only 3 minutes away from the apartment, and it is only a [-]-meter walk down the stairs.After entering the door, besides the young lady from last night, there was also a middle-aged woman and a [-]-year-old boy sitting in the bar.

"Mom, I don't know how to do this."

The middle-aged woman should be the proprietress, she reprimanded coldly: "You are not allowed to go down and play games until you finish your homework. You are going to take the college entrance examination soon, and you still have the mind to play computer!"

The boy looked at the test paper with a sad face, and complained: "I really don't know how to do this question. Don't let me play games if I can't do it. Don't let me sleep."

The proprietress still said indifferently: "Then don't sleep!"

Bai Qi opened his right eye and looked at it. The empty question was not too difficult, so he blurted out: "I will..." Realizing that it was impolite to interrupt suddenly, he shut up again.

The boy's eyes lit up, he stood up and said, "Tell me the answer."

He still wanted to take the opportunity to play with the computer after finishing his homework. He hadn't touched the computer for a month because of the college entrance examination, and his mother had already said hello to the nearby Internet cafes.

Hey, it's not good to open an Internet cafe at home.

People don't mind anymore, and Bai Qi has no objection, and it doesn't take much time to solve a problem.The boy came out from the bar, and there was a glass table nearby.

Bai Qi took the pen and wrote the answer while talking about the solution.

The boy's background is good, he didn't go around a bend just now, Bai Qi's explanation was like a sign erected on the bend, and he immediately knew where the destination was.

He said excitedly: "I will! You explain it better than my teacher."

"Is there any paper? I'll give you a similar example for your debut, and you can do it."

This is the teaching method of Bai Qi's former teacher.It’s nothing to know a question, and it’s really learned if you can draw inferences from one instance and integrate it when you encounter similar questions.After all, it is impossible to give you exactly the same question in the examination paper in the examination room.

The real purpose is to understand the question type.

The proprietress also came over to listen to the explanation just now. Although she didn't understand the topic, but listening to Bai Qi's methodical explanation seemed to be the case, she immediately asked the young lady in the bar to bring out a notebook.

Bai Qi has a large number of question banks in his mind, and he has the ability to remember with a flash in his mind. He can remember the exercises that the teacher assigned to him very clearly when he recalls them.

Shua Shua wrote three.

The boy didn't lie about wanting to play the game, he really got it.Although I stumbled a bit when solving the problem, I still wrote the correct answer.

Bai Qi took the time to look at the test paper he wrote.

In the past, he was always in the position of being taught, but suddenly he was able to stand in the position of the instructor, and Bai Qi felt a little unsatisfied for a while.Skip the questions that the boy wrote correctly, point out all the questions that he was wrong, and explain the correct answers smoothly.

There are only half of the test paper, and there are not many mistakes, and the explanation will be finished soon.

The proprietress interrupted and asked a question after she finished reading the matter, her tone was very gentle: "This classmate, which school is yours?" Parents always have a good attitude towards good students.

Bai Qi smiled, revealing dimples: "I have graduated from college."

The proprietress was stunned for a moment, then her eyes lit up, her voice softened again, and she asked with a smile like a spring breeze: "Where do you live, are you busy recently?"

"The Tuanjiafu apartment is nearby. It's not very busy."

The training tasks given by the master are not difficult, just accept a few tasks in the task center in the inner world for a month and complete them, and he can allocate the rest of the time freely.

The landlady's smile became brighter and brighter: "Then can you give Chengcheng a tutor for my family? It won't take long. He has a few hours off every week to make up for the college entrance examination. It won't waste much time. I just want to surprise him before the exam." one time."

His son used to have a sad face when he was doing the questions, but just now Bai Qi wrote it neatly after explaining it.It's rare to meet a good student living nearby who teaches so clearly, the proprietress doesn't want to miss this shop.

"Auntie doesn't treat you badly, as long as you agree, during my son's college entrance examination, you can surf the Internet for free at Auntie's place, and Auntie Tutor Fee will give you the market price."

It's a good deal, and Bai Qi has no reason to refuse.

"Okay."

The proprietress was also very happy, and immediately charged 500 yuan to the Baiqi membership card.

Bai Qi kissed Fat Chirp: "You are really my little lucky star." Since meeting him, fortune has come one after another, and the days of Mercury retrograde every day have finally turned for the better.

Fei Jiu didn't know why, but he happily returned to his relatives.

The author has something to say:

The main line of the plot will involve Internet celebrities and the entertainment industry. During the period, there will be some episodes of subduing demons and demons, solving cases, and pretending to be [crossed out] to fall in love by the way.