My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

A night market stall, a pot of hemp is small.

Bai Qi skillfully peeled a shrimp, rinsed the chili oil stained on it in a water cup, and then put it on the small plate in front of Fat Jiu.By the way, he took out a paper towel and wiped his oily mouth, folded it and wiped off the oil on his hands with a clean surface, and then peeled off another one.

Cheng Cheng rolled his eyes towards the sky.

He threw the things in his arms over heavily: "Tsk."

Bai Qi: "..."

Is this person in menopause?

I've been getting a little angry recently. Speaking of which, a 30-year-old is still single, right?Otherwise, it's because work matters are particularly annoying, and Bai Qi didn't delve into it carefully and opened the file bag that Cheng Cheng threw over just now, which contained the identity information and certificates of the two worlds inside and outside of Feijiu.

You must have a certificate for walking in the table world.

Once the demon clan has transformed into a monster, as long as you declare and verify that you are a good demon queen, the public will provide you with an ID card that represents the world for free.Speaking of ID card information, the age of Yaozu is generally longer than a hundred years. If you want to live in the watch world, you need to renew the information after a period of time.

Generally, there are two situations.

The first one is to change to a new identity after the certificate has expired, treated as death, and destroyed. After all, some monster races have no gender, and he is tired of being a male and wants to change to a female.Another is the offspring who inherited their last identity information, that is, the eighteen generations of ancestors are all their own series.

Bai Qi applied when Fei Jiu was in form.

Come down now.

Bai Qi took it out and looked at it. The age of the Fat Chiu Human Race ID card was 16 years old, and the Yao Race ID card was 1 year old.In addition to the two ID cards on the front and back, there is also an account book and a bank card.

The bank card is exclusive to Yaozu.

After the fake identity dies, when the government issues a new ID card, it will also transfer all the property of the previous identity to the new bank card.If Yaozu died without an heir, the money he had stored in his bank card would be confiscated and used for his funeral, and the rest would be taxed.

Of course, if the Yaozu had a will to designate others to inherit, it would not be mentioned.

Fat Jiu leaned his head and looked at it, but he was not interested, he didn't need these things when he was with Bai Qi all the time.After eating the peeled shrimp on the plate, he pulled Bai Qi's arm and said coquettishly, "Dabai, we've finished eating the shrimp."

He loves seafood, but he doesn't know how to peel shrimp.

After reading it, Bai Qi put the files back and put them away, and while peeling the shrimp shells for Feijiu, he asked, "Brother Cheng, do you know where the houses are more private? The price is controlled at six figures. "

Since the reality show ended, many fans have been circled.

Who knows who exposed the address of his temporary rented apartment, many local fans came to pay their respects to him, and also attracted some paparazzi to pester him, disturbing him so much that he couldn't do many things.During this period of time, he was fighting guerrilla warfare every day, and he had to investigate the enemy's situation before he dared to go out.

After all, he also has some inexplicable black fans.

Someone was throwing rotten eggs on his window this morning.The privacy of the apartment is so poor, I'm really afraid that someone will break into the door suddenly.Let alone whether he is annoying or not, if this continues, it will also damage the interests of the landlord.

Cheng Cheng took a sip of his wine: "Don't tell me, I really have a place here."

Seeing that there were no more shrimps in the basin, Bai Qi called out, "Boss, let's have another big one."

He conveniently filled Cheng Cheng's empty glass.

Cheng Cheng accepted this filial piety, took a sip of wine and said, "The house is in Qingcheng next door. There are many celebrities and businessmen living in the community. There is nothing to say in terms of security. The current market price is 800 million, and now people live in it." Only dirty things have driven away several homeowners, and the current price can be taken over for only 60."

His jurisdiction is in Baicheng, and the matter of Qingcheng was introduced by an acquaintance.

"I only found out about this in the morning. You make a decision as soon as possible, or you will be robbed if you are late." The dirty things inside are very dangerous to ordinary people, but it is just a matter of convenience for practitioners like them.Cheng Cheng originally planned to clean up the things in the house and sell them to make a fortune.

Best for Bai Qi now.

In this way, this trouble-making machine will be transferred to Qingcheng, and he will no longer need to be called to deal with the case when he hugs his friend in the middle of the night to solve his physical problems, and he will no longer need to follow Baiqi every now and then. Wipe his ass from behind to finish off.

But a house can send away a problem.

perfect!

Bai Qi: "???"

Why is the mood that was depressed just now soaring again?

But he believed in Cheng Cheng's character.

It doesn't matter if the house is in Qingcheng. Originally, I couldn't go back to the teacher's school during the training period. Now that the transportation is so developed, it is convenient to go home.Although he was a little distressed that the six-figure figure he just got hadn't been warmed up yet gone, but these two days he was really annoyed and impatient, so it's better to go out and hide.

Bai Qi nodded and said, "I'll give you the money first, and you help me go through the formalities."

Cheng Cheng was also very happy, and immediately called to handle the matter.

After hanging up the phone.

Bai Qi's balance was emptied again.

Cheng Chengmei took a sip of wine: "Dabai, I have an acquaintance in the Qingcheng task force, you should write down the contact information first, and then go to him if you have something to do." Hehe, let that bitch show off his wife in the circle of friends every day child.Hmph, after Bai Qi's troublemaker is over, let's see if he still has time to show his affection every day!

Bai Qi immediately remembered it.

There are acquaintances, easy to handle.

"It's horrible. Let me tell you, there are a group of kidnappers living in the building next door to me. When the police arrested them yesterday, I was almost scared to death when I heard that. I also met one of them. At that time, I thought the other party was If you want to grab my bag, fortunately I used to be a sports student and run fast so I was not abducted into the ravine."

A girl who eats Ma Xiao next door is talking to a friend.

When Bai Qi heard it, he casually asked Cheng Cheng, "Did you get caught?"

The joy on Cheng Cheng's face faded, he lit a cigarette and said in a low voice: "Although the mastermind and accomplices involved in this case have been arrested and sentenced, this kind of thing cannot be prevented."

As long as there is still trading, the harm will never be cut off.

He thought of something gossip: "Among the same group of abducted girls, there was a very cruel one."

Bai Qi suddenly felt his hips.Cool down.

He thought of Shui Qing.

Cheng Cheng lowered his voice and said, "There is a ravine. When we went there, all the men in it became eunuchs." The scene at that time really made them and the gentlemen couldn't help but close their legs.

In very remote places, they are poor, and most of the men cannot be called daughter-in-laws, and most of them rely on buying or abducting.The one who said the cruelty was the girl that Shui Qing said was kidnapped and sold to Gatana Cen.

She is also a college student, majoring in chemistry.

This girl is more ruthless and can bear it.

After being forced, he also assumed a gesture of resignation.

She took the time to make an anesthetic using what she learned.Later, when someone in the village gets married, of course the whole village should be entertained for such a happy event.When doing business in the village, women volunteered to help cook, wash dishes, and prepare noodles.The girl also went to help, and she took the opportunity to mix the powder into the drinking water.

Most of the small valleys in the backcountry are very poor, and some people may not be able to eat the meat on the banquet during the New Year. No one will miss this kind of wedding banquet.All the food at the banquet that day was eaten clean.

Anyone who has eaten is paralyzed to the point of being unable to move.

The girl eunuched all the men in the village. The anesthetic only made the body unconscious for a short period of time, but the consciousness was still there.Watching myself become a eunuch soberly, this feeling...

Shui Qing just ruined a man, this girl directly ruined a man in a village.

Bai Qi: "..."

In the future, it is better to talk less to girls.

You can move into a house in Qingcheng with your bags.

As for the vicious dirty thing in the room, he was more docile and docile than the little daughter-in-law at this moment, curled up in a corner and shivering.He didn't even use Bai Qi to make a move. When he entered the door, he pounced on him and was eaten by Fat Chiu Ah Wu in one bite. The other half would have been gone if he hadn't begged for mercy in time.

The so-called dirty thing is a house spirit.

The first homeowner liked antiques and received an object possessed by a house spirit.Generally speaking, the house spirit is a kind spirit, as long as you give him something to worship, he will protect the owner's family.If the house changes occupants, the new owner will inform the house spirit that the owner has changed, and he will continue to give and worship the house spirit so that there will be no trouble.

Just like Fat Jiu, it's easy to talk when you give sugar.

The first homeowner was just an ordinary person who didn't know this rule, and the house spirit was a dead-headed person when it came to certain things.It doesn't understand laws such as house transfer, and assumes that the house is still the original owner's property, so it wants to drive away the "bad guys" who invaded the original owner's house to protect the original owner's property.

The following homeowners were evicted in this way.

The house price of 800 million yuan plummeted after the reputation of being haunted spread, and money is not as important as life, so Bai Qi got it with the price of 60 yuan for cabbage.In addition, fortunately, the first homeowner had a good aesthetic and the decoration style was Chinese.Let's not talk about the details of small decorations, the big picture is generally Bai Qi's favorite style.

Fat Jiu poked at the house spirit: "What's your name~"

Zhai Ling trembled, now he felt pain in his body whenever he saw Fat Jiu's mouth moving.In the face of power, it had to choose to succumb, and obediently replied: "I don't have a name, you can just call me Azhai."

"Ah Zhai, Jiujiao Xiaobai, what do you like to eat Jiujiao?"

Zhai Ling trembled even more.

He is now allergic to the word [eat].

But he still replied honestly: "I, I ch..." Now that I said the word "eat", I felt a little bit shadowed, so Zhai Ling changed his words temporarily: "My food is popularity."

Houses are dead things.

A house without people living in it will have no popularity, and the house will 'die' over time.The reason why house spirits are said to be good spirits is because of this.The house spirit does not emit evil spirits like the Yin spirit to make the owner sick. Its food is the fresh breath of the people living in the house, which is also similar to emotions.The fireworks of family members and the joyful laughter of children are all sources of food for the spirit of the house.

In short, even if there are people in the family, there is no shortage of food for him.

A house spirit with greater ability will also protect the family members. For example, when a child is sleeping and kicking the quilt, he will help to tuck the corners of the quilt, and when he is about to fall, he will secretly help the family members to protect the safety of the family members.In the past, in order to protect the owners of the house, the spirit of the house had to support Liang Dong when the spirit body dissipated during an earthquake, and then collapsed at the last moment after everyone had gone out safely.

Even if the person being guarded only thinks they are lucky, they don't know that there is a spirit who sacrificed for them.

That's why Bai Qi rescued the house spirit from Fei Jiu's mouth. Although he did some bad things before and drove away the real owner, it was just a misunderstanding, and he didn't have any evil intentions in his heart.

Bai Qi condensed a large group of spiritual power beads.

Said: "This is an offering, and we will be the new owners of this house in the future. Well, I will also open up management rights for you."

Zhai Ling asked in disbelief: "You admit me?"

The ability of the house spirit is bestowed by the master.

The first is that the owner does not know the existence of the house spirit, so the house spirit has no ability at all, such as tucking the quilt for a child is very laborious.The second type is Bai Qi, which grants open management rights, and Zhai Ling can freely control anything in the room.

It is also admitted that he is a member of the house, a family member who lives together.

Bai Qi nodded: "Yes."

Having a house spirit is equivalent to hiring a versatile nanny.

Fat Jiu licked his mouth: "Dabai, can't it be eaten?"

Zhai Ling: "!!!"

I was so scared that I passed out.

Bai Qi smiled and patted Fei Jiu's forehead.

Fat Jiu subconsciously gave Zhai Ling a warning, and I believe it will know how to measure it in the future.

The author has something to say:

happy New Year.

Zhai Ling: Weak, helpless, and able to eat.