My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

The best is the human heart, and the worst is the human heart.

Bai Qi truthfully told Chen Cheng all the facts he had found out, and then, as usual, dumped the trouble on the other party.At the moment when the pot was thrown out, the slight shake in the heart caused by the darkness of human nature became stable and clear again.Sure enough, the way to reduce stress is to pass the stress on to others.

Cheng Cheng threw a cigarette to Bai Qi: "I'll take care of it here, and you can help watch the one nearby." He was sent directly to a nearby place by a person with space power in the special case team and then rushed over.

Follow-up manpower is still on the way.

"Hmm." This is incidental.

Bai Qi took the torch thrown by Chen Cheng and lit the cigarette.The few acquaintances who often play games with him in Internet cafes are basically senior smokers. After asking some tips on smoking and trying it twice, they learned how to smoke over-lung smoke. Got some fun.

"Ahem, Dabai, Jiu doesn't like smelly smell." Fat Jiu would wave the smoke away while coughing.Today it was windy and he happened to be standing downwind of Bai Qi, and the smoke he exhaled just now choked him.

Bai Qi immediately put out the cigarette.

People who smoke regularly are really prone to bad breath.

Forget it, I won't smoke anymore.

If the mouth is stinky and the fat is unwilling to kiss him, it will not be lucky.

Cheng Cheng sneered, "Oh."

I have long heard that sword operators are easy to get along with their own swords. Almost half of the sword operators in the past have been with their own swords. This tracheitis appearance still has the face to say that he is a straight man of steel .

Pooh!

Bai Qi took Fei Jiu's hand and turned to leave, waving behind his back and saying: "You are busy, I have been out for a long time, go back to sleep first." When talking just now, the camera sent a text message to ask for safety.

Fat Jiu jumped on Bai Qi's back: "Jiu warm Da Bai's blanket."

Cheng Cheng: "..."

Have you ever considered being single?

Damn it, dog man man!

Bai Qicai didn't care about Cheng Cheng who was behind him with the cold wind and bleakness in his heart. All the pressure in his heart was shifted, and his steps were much more relaxed.Fat Chirp was restless, he slid down and took a good two steps and then bounced around.

He ran two steps and turned back: "Dabai, Chiu will take you flying~"

Bai Qi didn't want to take Mengxin's car anymore. Just thinking about it made his knees go weak, and he changed the subject casually: "When I came here just now, I saw wild grapes in the mountains. Fly into the sky and look for them."

Fat Foodie Jiu immediately flew to the sky to find grapes.

It's good to have a small brain.

It's easy to get distracted by current events.

so coaxing.

When Bai Qi went back, the camera was obviously relieved, and he turned to see Fat Jiu lying in the basket and sleeping on the grapes, he was stunned for a while, and then laughed and teased: "Is this just eating again after digesting?"

Originally, it was Bai Qi's excuse to talk nonsense in order to change the topic. In June, there were wild grapes growing on the mountain behind the gate of the swordsman, but Fei Jiu actually found a wild grape in the deep mountain.

The grapes in the mountains behind Shimen are very sour and can only be used to make wine.

As expected of Fei Jiu's own koi attributes, the taste of the wild grape he found was particularly sweet.Even more than half of the fruits were almost eaten by the birds in the mountains, but they also got a lot of broken ones.Everyone can't share a bunch, but it's okay for a few people to try something new.

"Following Dabai is a blessing."

There was a young logistics worker who took the grapes and blew a rainbow fart, and followed them to this wilderness to record a show. If the guests did not eat well, the bottom-level staff like them would only eat worse.Now I am so happy that I can eat meat with an open stomach, rare game, and fresh fruits.

There is good food to clear the way.

Bai Qi patted the dust off his body: "I want to take a bath."

"I'll take people down first." The camera reciprocated and turned off the camera happily. In the past two days, he could see that this person is not a pushy master.Many opportunities to perform well have been given up.

The kitchen has hot water for Bai Qi.

Now it seems that the worst room turned out to be the best.

Occupy an entire flat.

As long as the camera is gone, the degree of privacy is high.

As soon as Bai Qi poured the hot water, Fei Jiu couldn't wait to get naked and climb into the barrel.This bath tub was hooped by the old carpenter when he was sharpening chopsticks. If he has time tomorrow, he will cut some materials and return it.

"I love taking a bath, I feel good~"

Fat Chirp sang with his mouth full of Chirp Chirp, while splashing and playing with the water in the tub.

He invited in the middle of singing: "Dabai, why don't you come and wash together."

Bai Qi thought that if the two of them wash together, they could save a stream of water, otherwise, if he went down to change the water, his body would not be so wet that it would make people wonder where the water was used.He took off his clothes in two or three strokes and went directly into the bucket. It was made according to his body shape and the size was slightly enlarged, but the two of them were still a bit crowded.

To make room, Fei Jiu turned around and sat on Bai Qi's lap.

When they say they are taking a bath, they are taking a bath.

Before entering the water, Bai Qi had already used cleaning spells to clean up all the dirt on the surface of his body. The degree of cleaning was better than cleaning with disinfectant water, not even a single mite or bacteria remained.

Taking a bath with water is just to satisfy the psychological comfort.

Fat Jiu likes to play with water, splashing in the tub.

Bai Qi patted him lightly: "Don't move around."

The water overflowed and scattered all over the place.

Fat Jiu turned into a human figure, not fat but a little thinner, and his figure is quite well-proportioned, but his skeleton is small and he touches the flesh all over his body.The flesh and texture on his body are as smooth and tender as a baby's skin.

Especially the meat on the buttocks is very soft.

Bai Qi got a little addicted.

When Fat Chirp was in bird form, he didn't feel anything when he was used to being rubbed by Bai Qi in various ways. Similarly, Bai Chiu was used to rubbing in bird form, and he didn't realize that his current behavior was actually very ambiguous.His impression of Fei Jiu was that he was a cute little guy who could be held in the palm of his hand and kissed, and he didn't have any other ideas when he touched it.

After soaking until the water was cold, Fei Jiu still wanted to play.

Bai Qi directly fished Fei Jiu out of the bucket. Now that he has a physical body, he will catch a cold if he is not careful, unlike when he is a spirit body, he can squat in a high-temperature iron pot without any scruples without getting hurt.

"Dabai, Jiu still wants to play."

Fat Jiu was caught by Bai Qi under the creaking nest and still struggling.

Bai Qi patted his butt with his hands: "The skin is almost wrinkled."

In order to prevent Fei Jiu from taking the opportunity to dive into the bathtub to play with water without paying attention, Bai Qi poured out the water in the bucket without any hassle.A second benefit of living in a bungalow is that you can save a few steps.The west side of this house is backed by a piece of wasteland. Pedestrians will not easily walk, so they can just stand on it and fall down.

"Jiu wants to play with water!" Fat Jiu acted like a baby.

Bai Qi refused again: "No."

"Da Baibai, I don't want to talk to you anymore!" After wiping off the water beads, Fei Jiu hid in the quilt angrily and really ignored Bai Qi. He even deliberately spread his limbs to occupy the entire bed and quilt .

[As long as Xiaobai lets Jiu play with water, forgive him. 】

Hearing Feijiu's heartfelt voice, Bai Qi poked the bulge under the quilt amusedly, deliberately teasing him: "You really ignored me?"

Fat Jiu answered confidently, "Ignore it!"

Ignore him and call back.

Bai Qi squatted at the head of the bed, pretending to be very distressed, and said, "If you ignore me, I will eat all the candies for today." .

The bulge vibrated.

【I haven't forgiven Dabai yet, I want to eat candy. 】

Fat Jiu was troubled in his heart.

[You can eat candy first, then ignore Dabai. 】

In the end, Fat Jiu couldn't resist the temptation of candy to him, and wriggled like a caterpillar poked his head out and said, "Jiu Li understands." Then he opened his mouth wide and waited for the candy to be fed.

Bai Qi: "..."

How is it so cute?

Bai Qi pretended not to know that Fei Jiu's little mind was feeding him candy.

Fat Jiu ate the candy and closed his mouth tightly as if he was afraid of being snatched away. He covered his head with the quilt again and hid in the bed, and said proudly: "Jiu understood it just now, now I don't care about it."

Bai Qi was very cooperative and exclaimed: "Ah, I was deceived."

The acting is particularly exaggerated.

However, Fat Jiu liked this very much, and happily flung his hands and feet under the covers.

【Let Dabai be sad for a while and forgive him. 】

Bai Qi clutched his chest, and said in a deliberately sad voice, "Xiao Bai ignored me and lied to me, my heart hurts." While secretly observing Xiao Gu Bao's reaction.

The little bulge squirmed, opening a small gap, and a bunch of dull hair emerged from the outside of the quilt.

Bai Qi continued his efforts: "Only Xiao Bai's kiss can cure him, otherwise he will die."

The little bulge was lifted immediately, and Fei Jiu hugged Bai Qi's face and kissed several times in a row, and asked anxiously with a worried expression, "Is Dabai all right? Does your heart still hurt?" He was afraid that he would just kiss A few kisses were not enough and it still hurts, so he held Bai Qi's face and kissed every place one by one.

Bai Qi smiled happily: "Okay, it doesn't hurt anymore."

I just need to wash my face again, the saliva was all over my face just now.

After Bai Qi washed his face, Hou Feijiu had already given up most of the quilt for him when he returned to the room.He also patted on the other side and said warmly, "Dabai, come in quickly, Jiu has already warmed the bed."

What a cutie.

Bai Qi got into bed and hugged Feijiu on his body, hugging his face was a big Momojiu: "Tomorrow I will make fried pork with bamboo shoots for you." It happened that one of the tasks for tomorrow was to find bamboo shoots.

Fat Jiu cheered happily.

Bai Qi: "Hmm..."

When Fat Jiu is happy, he likes to dance and dance to vent his emotions. Just now when he moved his arm inadvertently, his elbow hit the position below his chest. He was so energetic that he almost broke his ribs.

Self-inflicted sin.

Fat Jiu twisted his body: "Shush."

Bai Qi let him go, and Fei Jiu recovered his body and flew out of the window to solve his physical problems. After returning again, he transformed into a human shape in the air and landed on the bed.

Bai Qi: "..."

His kidney!

Fat Jiu frowned and pouted: "Dabai, my butt hurts."

Bai Qi lifted the quilt and let Fei Jiu lie on his lap, and there was no mark on his white and tender butt.Bai Qi stretched out his hand and pressed it: "Does it hurt here?"

Fat Jiu shook his head.

Bai Qi pressed it in another place, and when he let go, he bounced back instantly.

Trembling like a big piece of pudding.

In an instant, an inexplicable emotion rose in Bai Qi's heart.

Can't tell.

Just as he was about to continue clarifying, someone shouted at the top of his voice: "It's flooded! Come and put out the fire!"

Bai Qi was immediately distracted.

The thoughts that just popped up are gone.

The author has something to say:

Bai Qi: It's so dangerous, it almost bent.