My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

Fat Jiu choked.

He swallowed the sausage he just bit into without chewing it up.

Fat Jiu has no teeth on his body, he used to swallow directly when eating.Now the structure of the humanoid body has naturally changed into that of a human being. When he used to eat, he liked to eat directly in one big mouthful. Now the piece of sausage is right in his throat.

"cough cough..."

Bai Qi raised one leg so that Fat Jiu lay on his stomach and pressed his knee against his abdomen, slapped him on the back with a bit of ingenuity, and injected some spiritual power into his body to shoot the sausage out out.

The boss next to him kindly handed over a bottle of water after seeing it.

Bai Qi thanked him, opened it and fed it to Fei Jiu, letting him press the uncomfortable feeling in his chest.

There were still physiological tears in Fat Jiu's eyes, and he blinked eagerly and timidly at the sausage in Bai Qi's hand.Humans have more taste buds on their tongues than birds, and the taste they tasted just now is unprecedentedly rich and novel. Now I really want to eat grilled sausage, but I dare not try it again because I am afraid of choking.

It seems that there are still many things to adapt to after the transformation.

Seeing his tangled appearance, Bai Qi smiled, took a bite himself, turned on the sharing mode to pass on the method and feeling of chewing, and then handed the grilled sausage to Fat Jiu's mouth again.

Fat Jiu tentatively took a small bite.

"Um..."

Tears filled his eyes again.

Spit out a red tongue: "It hurts."

Bai Qi gave him a blow.

The first time he used his teeth to eat, he didn't notice that he bit his tongue, but the taste of the sausage became stronger after he bit it open.The taste bursting in the mouth is an unprecedented feeling. Even if the tip of the tongue hurts, there is no intention to spit it out, but to bite carefully, then lift the teeth and bite gently.

After a bite of sausage, I learned to chew.

Fat Jiu looked at Bai Qi with sparkling eyes: "It's super delicious~"

Bai Qi handed both the sausage and the sausage to Fat Chirp.

Worryingly reminded again: "Eat slowly."

Fat Jiu took the sausage and nodded: "Mmmm Chirp."

When he took the second bite, Fat Jiu paid attention to slowing down his chewing speed. He was also afraid that if he ate too fast, he would bite his tongue again. If it wasn't for the novel delicacy that attracted most of his attention just now, he would probably have cried in pain.

The power of foodie can resist pain.

When Fei Jiu is eating, he is very focused and ignores the surrounding environment. Standing in front of the boss's booth all the time is also getting in the way. He is afraid that he will bump into others and cause disputes, so Bai Qi simply takes his hand and walks.

The two young ladies following behind whispered quietly.

There are many people around and the environment is a bit noisy.They were afraid that they would be found out if they spoke loudly, so they looked at each other tacitly and took out their mobile phones to start a close communication on WeChat.

"Oh my god, what kind of cutie is this? Why is she sticking out her tongue so cute!"

"Indirect kissing is equal to tongue kissing!"

"I'm so spoiled, I'm afraid that Xiaoshou will break the stick before handing it over."

"Wow, hold hands!"

"It's... I'm afraid I didn't see Renji with a rotten eye, they are really gay."

"Anyway, the atmosphere is gay, and so is my jo."

There are quite a lot of people in the shopping mall, Bai Qi himself is good-looking, and Fei Jiu's avatar is also very cute, which immediately attracted a lot of attention.Therefore, Bai Qi didn't realize that there were two little tails following behind him.

Fat Jiu finished eating a piece of grilled sausage.

He licked his mouth: "Dabai, I still want to eat Chirp."

Bai Qi took out the tissue he bought along the way to wipe his mouth, then took out a candy from his pocket and fed it into Fat Jiu's mouth.Then changed the subject and said: "Let's buy clothes first, and I will take you to eat big snails later."

That cafeteria contains sausages.

Sensing the emotion sent by Fei Jiu, Bai Qi knew that the gluttonous Fei Jiu would definitely not be satisfied with another piece of grilled sausage.You can eat as much as you want in the cafeteria later, and now you can save a little bit.

Bai Qishun straightened Fei Jiu's clothes.

Fei Jiu's figure is only about 1.6 meters tall, and his clothes don't fit well.Although he looks fleshy all over his body, his skeleton is very small.The clothes on the shoulders always slip off when the clothes are too big, so buy him a suit of clothes that fits first.

"Okay chirp."

Buying new clothes is also very tempting to Fat Jiu, and at this time he still has a candy in his mouth that feels sweeter than before. With his mouth occupied, he doesn't feel so much for the sausage that he has already tasted for the time being. Interested.

Go to the men's clothing store on the third floor.

Walking into one at random, the eyes of the clerk's young lady lit up instantly.

Bai Qi himself has no requirements for clothes, as long as they can cover his body.Two days ago, someone set up a mobile stall in the alley to hold an event. Buy one and get one free for 30 yuan a piece. He bought two and got two free. A total of four pieces is enough for him to wear for a whole summer.

Pointing at Fei Jiu: "Buy it for him, recommend a suitable one."

The young lady immediately turned back to find clothes.

The products in the store are quite complete, including clothes and trousers.The young lady sells a lot of clothes and can basically measure the approximate size with her eyes. She quickly matched a set with her hands and feet, and sent the clothes to Fei Jiu to the changing room, and then went back to match the second set.The beauty of the customer mobilized all her enthusiasm and artistic cells.

Fat Jiu went in for a while and then poked his head out: "Dabai, I don't know how to wear Jiu."

He has just transformed into a human form today, he is used to using wings and claws, but he is not very good at using his hands and feet.Bai Qi helped him get dressed in the morning, now it's easy to take off his clothes, and he doesn't know how to put them on.

Fat Jiu took the clothes naked and pushed open the door of the fitting room.

Bai Qi: "!!!"

Hastily brought the person in again.

Young lady: "..."

Although the clothes blocked the important parts, she didn't see anything just now, but this situation is a bit emmm

The fitting room serves as a barrier, and naturally no sound insulation was considered.

Snapped.

A clear voice came out.

It's like the sound effect of a slap on the flesh.

Immediately there was a scolding voice from inside: "Remember, from now on you have to wear clothes in front of outsiders to come out, and you can't show them to others."

Is it okay to stop in front of outsiders...

Young lady: "..."

And help with changing clothes.

This is purely showing affection, okay!

single dog says...

Forget it, she looks so good-looking, so I wish her best wishes.

After Bai Qi helped Fei Jiu get dressed, the two came out of the fitting room. Fei Jiu stood in front of the mirror and looked at the reflection in the mirror, bouncing around to show off the new clothes.

He tilted his head to look at Bai Qi and asked happily, "Dabai, isn't it pretty?"

Bai Qi looked at it carefully, and praised: "It's so beautiful!"

People are good-looking, and they look good in anything they wear.

The young lady saw the opportunity and handed over the second set of well-matched clothes, just like a cook who likes to see other people's delicious food.The young lady who sells clothes also likes to see customers make their clothes look good.

It's not easy to meet a person who looks like a clothes hanger.

Even if I don't buy it, I still want to watch his changing show!

When a male bird pursues a mate, it usually wins favor by showing off its beautiful feathers or other powerful features. When Feijiu was a child, his parents and relatives often praised his pure white and flawless feathers as the most beautiful among all his brothers and sisters. Good-looking, gets a lot of praise, so I also developed a narcissistic mentality.

in his head.

Clothes are equal to the color of the feathers on the wings.

Naturally choose the best looking.

Every time Fei Jiu changed his clothes, Bai Qi would blow a big rainbow of farts.The lady clerk saw that Fei Jiu really looked good in any clothes, and enthusiastically matched most of the clothes in the store for Fei Jiu to try on.

All that's left is mature styles that don't fit.

The young lady was tired after busy work for a long time. After Feijiu tried all the new styles in the store, she asked, "Which one do you like?" She was happy to see the changing show. I am happy, but I still remember that my job is a salesperson.

Fat Jiu said without hesitation: "I want it all!"

Dabai said he would look good in whatever he wore, so of course he had to buy them all.

Bai Qi: "!!!"

Fat Jiu turned to look at Bai Qi: "Dabai, buy it for Jiu."

Bai Qi: "..."

Bai Qi suddenly felt that his heart was firmly squeezed.

When Fat Chirp was in bird form, he had pea eyes, but when he turned into a human form, his eyes were very big.His blinking and moist eyes are particularly clear and bright, full of longing, and it is impossible to refuse when he is staring at you.

The corners of Bai Qi's lips curled up in an arc, and he said with difficulty: "Buy!"

Young lady: "!!!"

I've tried at least a dozen sets just now.

This is all commission!

She immediately felt the exhaustion all over her body disappear, and swiftly packed all the clothes that Fat Jiu had tried on just now, and then quickly calculated the total amount by pressing the computer three or two times.

Listening to the final total reported by the computer, Bai Qi couldn't breathe well again.

The balance is again reduced by a third.

After Bai Qi came back from paying the bill, he saw Fei Jiu bouncing towards the store next door. When he thought of his bold desire to buy, his scalp felt numb. He wanted to go shopping all over the mall with Fei Jiu's attitude, so he hurried forward to take people pull back.

Take a deep breath.

With a smile on Bai Qi's face, he gently persuaded him: "Xiao Bai, you see that you have bought so many beautiful clothes just now, and there are no good-looking shoes to match. Let's go buy shoes?" Said to take him to dinner.

Fat Jiu looked down at his feet.

Currently, he is wearing a pair of Bai Qi's sneakers. His small feet don't fit well in Bai Qi's big shoes, and they are tied tightly to his feet with shoelaces.I almost stepped on the empty steps just now because my feet slipped and slipped, and it is not convenient for me to walk.

"Okay, let's go buy some shoes."

There is a serious price to be paid for blowing rainbow farts.

Bai Qi learned his lesson this time, Fei Jiu tried on ten pairs of shoes, eight of which he didn't hesitate to call ugly or not good-looking.What I said was too firm, and the customers next to me who originally wanted to buy the same model didn't want it anymore. The angry boss rolled his eyes.

In the end, Bai Qi bought a pair of good-looking pairs, which made the boss look better.

Fat Jiu changed from head to toe, and his heart was full of joy. He circled around Bai Qi and pulled him, "Da Bai, let's go upstairs, Jiu." The shoe seller was on the second floor, and he went upstairs to continue shopping.

Bai Qi is going to tempt Fei Jiu with delicious food.

Before I could speak, someone suddenly shouted in the mall: "Please help catch the thief, the man with the black hat stole my wallet!"

Stealing is badass.

Fat Jiu remembered that someone had stolen his car, and immediately became angry. Without thinking, he jumped down from the second floor and kicked the thief over.

Bai Qi's outstretched hand grabbed the air.

It’s over.

The last third of the balance cannot be kept.

The author has something to say:

Fat Chirp: Dabai said, they all look good, buy them all!

Bai Qi: I'm not, I haven't, I... said (with tears).