My wife is a knife [Sweet Pet]

In a quiet room, an old man and a young man sit opposite each other.

An old and solemn voice echoed in the room: "Cao: control. Dao: soldiers. Teacher: people. Swordsman: the person who controls weapons. The inheritance of our swordsmen is to control weapons to drive away evil spirits. …”

The old man slowly talked about the ancient times on it.

The young man sat cross-legged on the futon, bowed his head and listened respectfully.

If there is a camera, zoom in and zoom in, and you will find that the young man seems to be listening carefully, but in fact he is holding his mobile phone with his head down and pressing it quickly.With both hands together pressing the keys, the speed was so fast that the afterimages of the fingers flashed.

Cute baby: you are shameless!

Guangyu Bird: Why do I need your face.

Dong Rui's main palace: the spicy chicken copied the dog.

Guangyu Bird: I am a bird.

Weiwei: Show some face, don't rub my heat.

Guangyu Bird: A drop of tears of lovesickness yesterday will flow to the cheeks today.

Ruo Shui Sanqian: My Rui is too red, and all kinds of flies will surround me.

Guangyu Bird: The place where flies like the reincarnation of five grains the most.

"Baiqi."

The young man was fighting fiercely with others on the Internet, when he was hit on the forehead suddenly, he immediately opened his eyes and shouted angrily: "Who will beat me!"

"Your father beats you!"

The old man's beard was raised up and down in anger, and he beat the young man's head with the dust whisk in his hand, and cursed: "Little bastard, who are you calling me old man in front of!"

The young man used the power of his legs to spread out his cross-legged posture and changed to sitting on his knees. He straightened his body as if he was listening to the instruction, and begged for mercy: "Master, I didn't finish what I said just now, but it was Shui AI. Lao Tzu said: ...Isn't it that I haven't finished the rest of the day?"

The old man breathed out through his nostrils: "Hmph."

He knows that his apprentice has a strong mouth and is good at sophistry. He shouldn't have let the famous old man Gongsun approach his young apprentice. He didn't learn a lot of good things, but he learned a lot of tricks, and he taught all good children. Crooked.

The old man, Bai Yuan was not angry anymore, he took out a package from behind and threw it towards Mimi and said with a smile: "You are an adult now, according to the rules of my sect, you should go down the mountain to practice."

Boy, Bai Qi stared wide-eyed: "Master, are you driving me away?!"

Bai Yuan caressed his long beard leisurely, and corrected him: "It's experience, this is the discipline of swordsmen. When I was a teacher, I left the mountain when I was sixteen to venture into the rivers and lakes alone. Your elder brother even went down the mountain at the age of 12. As a teacher I don't want you to suffer, so I keep you until eighteen."

Subtext: I am an adult and still rely on the teacher's door to eat rice!

This is to tell him to get out immediately.

Bai Qi rolled his eyes halfway.

Why half?

Whether it was the first time he lowered his head to play with his mobile phone to fight with netizens, or was caught flirting with his master, from the beginning to the end he kept his right eye tightly closed and never opened it.

Turn the words back.

His master went down the mountain at the age of 16 because the country confiscated the top of his master's mountain and was forcibly driven away.Eldest brother was a child who often suffered three disasters and eight disasters and was constantly instructed by an expert to be fostered in a Taoist temple to avoid disasters. Once the twelve disasters passed, he was picked up by his family.

The hilltop where I live now was contracted by the elder brother's family as a reward.

Bad old man, very bad.

Bai Qi still wanted to continue talking: "Master, I have a physical problem." He was cursed by a monster when he was a child, and the result was that whoever got close to him would be unlucky.In light cases, arms and legs may be broken, and in severe cases, they may be directly killed.

Although the curse was later sealed, there was still a side effect.

It is easy to attract evil things.

Practitioners are not afraid of being with him. If ordinary people stay with him for a long time, their luck will decrease, which is not good for their health.Therefore, after graduating from kindergarten, he never went to school again, and all of them were self-study via remote video tutors that the elder brother found.

Bai Yuan had been prepared for a long time and said, "The curse has been lifted."

At the beginning, the curse that caused misfortune to those around me could not be dispelled but could only be sealed, but there is a solution, but it is more troublesome and takes a long time to be lifted.

Just this morning, the curse was completely lifted.

Bai Yuan continued to block and said: "By the way, no one lives in your room during the training period. As a teacher, it is temporarily used to store some things, and it is now unoccupied."

This is not even the way out.

The base area of ​​their sect is very shabby, there are only two rooms that can live in, and there is no place to live in other places except the hall dedicated to Sanqing.Before the eldest brother was taken back by his family, the two of them lived in the same room.

Bai Yuan smiled: "It will rain tonight."

Bai Qi: "..."

Bai Qi turned around and left with his bundle in his hand.

The faction of the knife masters is particularly dilapidated. Except for the two rooms that are in good condition and are not leaking from the rain or the wind, the other rooms are under heavy rain outside and light rain inside. a natural shower.

He needs to find a place to live before it rains.

After Bai Qi went out, Bai Yuan immediately took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number, and when the other party connected, he said with a smile: "Disciple, the curse of your junior brother has been lifted, and now I'm going down the mountain to practice. "

【Master, I will send a decoration team over tomorrow.Junior brother...]

Bai Yuan stroked his beard: "I have always relied on myself to practice."

【understood. 】

After Bai Yuan hung up the phone, he took out a lotus leaf bag from his arms, untied the rope and peeled off the leaves, and there was a whole roasted lotus leaf chicken inside.I couldn't wait to tear a chicken leg and put it in my mouth. The delicious taste exploded on my taste buds, and I squinted my eyes happily.

When he was talking about ancient times just now, he wanted to eat it greedily, but it was difficult for the little apprentice to take it out in front of his eyes, otherwise he would have to give out half of it, and the half would not even be enough to fit between his teeth.

After Bai Qi went down the mountain, he opened the bundle.

Three steamed buns, four steamed buns, two green onions, and one head of purple garlic.

He took out his mobile phone and broadcasted a number, and the answer was almost instant, but before he could speak, the other side said directly: "This road is not going to work, junior brother, work hard."

beep.

Hang up the phone immediately after speaking.

The way to seek refuge with senior brothers was also cut off.

Bai Qi was so angry that he wanted to drop the phone, he raised his hands and put them down silently.

This mobile phone is currently the only thing worth a lot of money on him, if it is dropped for a while now, he will not be able to afford it.He still has a few hundred dollars in the WeChat red envelope, and if he really falls, he might end up living on the street begging.

He looked up at the sky.

Dark clouds topped.

The humidity in the air has also begun to increase, and it will rain soon.

Bai Qi sighed, packed his bags and started running along the mountain road, but the raindrops fell before he ran a few steps, and the rain intensified within a few breaths.

crackling.

The raindrops were heavy and urgent, and it hurt a little when it fell on the face.

From time to time, it was also mixed with a few thunderclaps.

Bai Qi stopped halfway through the run, just now he felt as if he had kicked something soft, and a moment later he felt something pecking his face.

"Chirp."

Bai Qi opened his right eye, which had been closed all the time, and saw a chubby chubby flapping its wings at him, screaming fiercely, but the viciousness was greatly reduced in appearance, and it looked fierce. On the contrary, it looks very cute.

This one is lively and jumping, and there is another one lying on the side of the road.

It was the thing he kicked just now, only the size of a palm, with round, pure white feathers, lying stiffly on the side of the road with its legs crossed.There is no movement at all, and no breath of life is felt. It is dead.

And the Fat Chirp in front of him was exactly the same as the one on the ground.

It was the spirit body of the dead bird.

The words that the master is still chanting today appeared again in Bai Qi's mind.

"In modern times, the spiritual power is gradually exhausted, and there are no more spiritual treasures born in the world. The ancestor of the knife master found a new way and created a special secret method. He signed a contract with the newly dead demon spirit to turn the demon spirit into a sword spirit, and artificially produced the spirit. precious..."

The Fat Chirp in front of him is a newly dead demon spirit.

Demon spirits are the souls of monsters, and it is not easy for their swordsmen to find one.Most monsters have a long lifespan, and it is very difficult to meet one that just died.It is not enough to kill directly, the secret method must be willing to be fused with the other party.

Violent methods obviously won't work.

Moreover, most monsters love freedom and don’t want to be bound with people. For example, his master only met an unlucky ghost who had just died when he was nearly fifty years old. The sword spirit.

Bai Qi is very excited now, if he misses this demon spirit, he doesn't know when the next one will come.If his life were any more unlucky, he might not be able to wait for a suitable one in his whole life.

Although this demon spirit is very weak, it can barely make use of it.

Besides, now is a peaceful age, and he doesn't plan to do anything in the future. Before he met demon spirits, he had a resigned mentality, and even did it well. Mental preparation.

Misfortune comes with blessings, and blessings come with misfortunes.

As the old saying goes, if the master didn't ruthlessly drive him down the mountain, if he was still on the mountain now, he wouldn't be able to meet this fat chirping demon spirit.

A particularly bright smile appeared on Bai Qi's face, a standard professional smile showing eight teeth, and he softened his voice an octave: "Little cutie, what's your name~"

The fat chirping demon spirit trembled.

He was obviously dead and unconscious, but he suddenly felt very cold.

"Jijiu?" Can you see me?

The man kicked his own body away just now, and then angrily reprimanded him and pecked his face.Unexpectedly, the other party really responded to him.It's not that no one has passed by here these two days, it's just that none of the passers-by can see him, and no one pays attention to him.

Bai Qi scratched his head.

He couldn't understand what the other person was saying.

This fat chirping demon spirit is either wild, or a new generation little monster with no roots.Some monster families have inheritance, like a memory chip, which records the common sense and knowledge summed up by the ancestors.

The most important thing is the method of cultivation.

Monsters with inheritance know a lot of knowledge when they are just born, and as they grow older or improve in strength, the inheritance like a compressed package will gradually be decompressed.

At least speaking and being able to communicate is basic.

"Choo Choo Choo!"

Seeing that the other party didn't understand bird language, Feijiu tried to express it with body language.First use the paws to dig a hole on the ground, then use the mouth to push something into the hole, and finally use the wings and claws to bury the soil.

Bai Qi understood in seconds: "Do you want me to help you bury the corpse? No problem."

Immediately afterwards, he smiled and took out a lollipop from his trouser pocket, and unwrapped the candy wrapper.Probably hit something, and the ball of sugar shattered into two halves.After hesitating, Bai Qi only took the part with the sugar stick attached, and used his spiritual power to transform the sugar into food that the demon spirits could eat.

"Do you want to go with my brother~"

The author has something to say:

Fat Jiu's body is: Silver-throated Long-tailed Tit