[Comprehensive] The brain hole is not up to the standard

Hello everyone, my name is Akashi Shin.He is a boy who grew up in the Akashi family, a famous Japanese perverted family. It is said that he has a very good personality and everyone loves him. I don’t deny this. After all, if the kindergarten ranks any marriage partner, it seems that I am still No. 1—get married or forget it. My mother once told me that it was a very wrong thing for her to get married early, so that she instilled in me the fact that marriage is unfortunate since childhood.

I said it's all right, Mom, aren't you worried about being heard by Dad when you say this?So my mother said angrily, how could she have raised me, a white-eyed wolf, who never turned to her when she was young Miss me and ran out.

Today is my fifth birthday. Although the cheap dad is usually busy, I think he will definitely come home to celebrate my birthday at night, so in order to avoid my mother’s thoughts, I asked the housekeeper to take me for a walk on the street. Let's relax.

I don't know why the housekeeper uncle looked at me with a very strange look when he said this, he must think I'm too cute.Alas, it's not good to be too popular.I shook my head helplessly, pretending to be sad, climbed into the special car at home, and followed the housekeeper uncle to go out for inspection.

After getting out of the car, I told my uncle the housekeeper not to get too close by watching me, otherwise it would put pressure on the people around me, and I didn't want to be too high-profile.So after I said that, the butler uncle showed that unbelievable look again, but he calmly chose to remain silent, and then stepped back three steps away.

Since it is an investigation, I must go to the basketball court. I heard from my mother that my father was a famous basketball street fighter when he was a child. Dad is a god.

Not in my opinion.

"Eh? Little Shen, why did you come here?"

The one talking is Aunt Momoi, my mother has a good relationship with her, so I also like her very much, especially when I can bury my chest as much as I like>.

"Tsk, you won't sneak out again, right?" Before I could rush up and act coquettishly with Aunt Momoi, there was an annoying voice, tsk, it was that big black skin again.

Every time she stopped me from being in love with Auntie Momoi, especially when I was burying my chest, she would take me away without hesitation-Is it appropriate for you to be jealous with a five-year-old child? !And I can't bear why Auntie Momoi's skin is so white and the big black skin is together, isn't it said that women like small fresh meat with white skin and tender flesh?Big black skin, this is purely an ancient vine and old tree!

When I said this to my mother, my mother laughed very much, and then relayed it to my father, and then I saw that my father, who was paralyzed for ten thousand years, made a phone call and explained what I said, so I answered For the next month, I couldn't throw myself into Aunt Momoi's arms and bury her chest.

That's why adults are really annoying. They don't take children's secrets as secrets at all, and they will leak when they turn around.I decided never to share my teenage thoughts with my mother again.

But I heard that these two people are my dad's teammates in the middle school - in fact, there are more than these two, there are other strange people, because my mother said that when my dad was young, he stayed in the Rainbow team, every day An expression of opening the plug-in.

I thought about it, but I couldn't imagine it.

But I still have to continue to investigate, so I can't waste any more time.So I politely kissed Auntie Momoi, and told her in a very gentlemanly manner that I had something to do and I would see her later. As for the big black skin, I just rolled my eyes at him.

After walking a few kilometers away, I heard Da Heipi yelling that this kid is out of control, so I need to talk to Akashi and said, he has learned how to hook up with girls at such a young age.Tch, don't think that I don't know that when you were young, you held erotic magazines every day. My mother said that you are a person who looks at your chest but not your face. It is really superficial.

The housekeeper was still following me not far away, and after walking around for a long time, I entered the magazine shop.My mother told me that boys must read more and be educated, so that they can develop personal charm when they hook up with girls.Although I don't know much about the relationship between reading more and personal charm, my mother will not lie to me, so I ran in and started looking for fashion magazines that enhance my personal charm.Then, not surprisingly, I saw a familiar figure again.

Uncle Huang Lai is a model, plus an adjective, it is a model that my mother likes very much.As for my dad’s original words, he is an idiot. Whenever this time, my mother would justly say that it’s only natural to appreciate beautiful things. Uncle Kase is obviously very beautiful. I carefully looked at the corner of his mouth that grinned to the ear and thought My mother may really have a problem with aesthetics. It is obvious that my father is right to laugh so idioticly!

Although he is really nice, every time he will tell me how to dress up and how to attract girls' attention...But Uncle Kise, don't tell me, I really don't want to learn from you when you are 30 years old and still be a bachelor... Then Uncle Kise He showed a very hurt expression and cried to call Uncle Heizi, saying that I was bullied by Xiao Shen again, oh, oh, how is Akashi's child so fierce, blah, blah, blah... Uncle Heizi ignored him, and listened to two or three sentences I hung up, probably to watch the children.

Speaking of Uncle Heizi, besides Aunt Momoi, my favorite is Uncle Heizi, because he always takes me out to play and takes pictures of me.

Oh, by the way, he is a very famous photographer. It is said that he is very good at winning international gold awards, and the photos he takes every time are very good-looking. The choice of composition and light is very good anyway. Every picture I kept them all carefully.My mother said that boys should not be too hypocritical, so she once took my photo album away... But one day I saw her hiding in the room looking at those photo albums and laughing, just like an idiot.

Are all adults stupid?

Maybe it's just my mother.

Uncle Heizi's wife gave birth to a girl last year. She was cute and chubby, and her appearance also inherited his blue hair and blue eyes, just like a clear spring.Every time I couldn't help but watch for a long time, my mother said that my behavior was a typical idiot-mom, do you dare to say that you are not an idiot?

Hey - you really dare not!

I pursed my mouth and left the magazine store with no interest, thinking that the boss is too ignorant to put Uncle Kase's magazine in the bestseller position, how cruel it is to me.

Then I walked to a convenience store, actually I really wanted to go in and buy a lollipop, but when I checked my teeth two days ago, Uncle Ninzu seriously told me to learn to control eating sugar, because if I continue to eat My tooth is about to be pulled out.

extract a tooth--!

It’s scary to hear it. My mother banned me from snacks for a month without saying a word. You can imagine how miserable I was. Then one day after seeing the dentist, I ran into Uncle Jingwu, Uncle Jingwu Still so coquettish, he glanced at me with those eyes that are always in a bad mood, and then sneered, "I heard that your snacks are banned?"

"...=dish=!"

Mom, don't stop me, I want to fight him!Bite and kill!

What I hate the most is Keigo Atobe. I heard that I disliked him very much when I was a child, so when he wanted to hug me at the full moon, I peed all over him. He has been lukewarm to me until now. of.Especially my dad would laugh horribly and eeriely every time he mentioned him.

Well, I have strengthened my determination to unite with my dad.

"Yo, Xiao Shen, what a coincidence that you came out to play?"

Standing in front of the flower shop is Uncle Takao, who always has an optimistic expression, in stark contrast to his good friend Uncle Midorima.I heard from my mother that besides Kise, Uncle Midorima is the only bachelor in the Rainbow team. Let’s not say that Uncle Kise is a star, so in order to protect others, it is possible that Uncle Midorima is still single.

I asked my mother, and my mother said that he received a curse from his teammates at her wedding with his father, so he has never had a date.I couldn't help feeling sorry for him.

Then Uncle Midorima's expression became very subtle, the expression of being angry from embarrassment but unable to get angry, very forbearing.

"Ah... so it's Xiao Xiaochi..." At this moment, a man with a lazy expression came out of the convenience store. He was so tall that I had to raise my head to see his face.

I also like Uncle Ziyuan very much, because Uncle Ziyuan always has countless snacks in his pocket. Whenever I have nothing to eat, he will definitely give it to me—although it is usually a very reluctant expression at this time.

"Uncle Ziyuan," I said hello obediently, I want to build a good relationship with him, for my future snack kingdom!So thinking so, I tried my best to exude kirakira's gaze and looked over.

"Chew, chew...don't look at me like that...I won't give you snacks," Uncle Murasakihara ate the delicious bar unmoved, "I promised little Akashi that I wouldn't give you snacks for a month, and he would Give me a [-]% discount on all the snacks under Akashi's name, chew on..."

...I misread you, Uncle Murasakihara!I didn't expect you to be so easily bribed!

I ran out in grief and indignation, thinking that adults are indeed dirty, and the world is indeed still dark.

Then I hit a guy.

"Ouch! It hurts... Uwah, why do you still get hit by someone when you walk here... Huh? Are you, Xiao Shen?"

Hearing my name, I rubbed my forehead and lifted it up, and then saw a familiar brown-haired head, suddenly enlightened.

"Uncle Sawada, have you come to see Aunt Amamiya again?"

"..." The man across from me looked at me with a strange expression, and smiled awkwardly, "Xiao Shen, you really know a lot... ahaha..."

I watched with disdain for this man, whose appearance could cause a car accident at any time, rubbed his legs and stood up, looking in the direction of Aunt Yugong's house with a sad expression... I couldn't help but say with a sad expression, "Don't look, the first two Tian Xiaoguang told me that his mother got a free [-]-day travel luxury package in Italy, and you won’t be able to see your aunt when you set off early yesterday morning.”

Hearing my words, Uncle Sawada immediately stood there petrified, looking like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and was very shocked.

"Then why did I rush back last night?!"

I smiled gloatingly and watched him tangled and annoyed, wanting to grab his head to express his sourness, because my mother said that when he grew up, Uncle Sawada was a scumbag, and it would take years for the girl I liked to conceive before marriage. Without contacting her, he could have been ranked first in Japan's list of scumbags and tied with Brother Cheng.But my father later told me that it was not so superficial as my mother thought. Uncle Sawada had never looked for Auntie Amamiya, but he couldn’t find it at all, and Uncle Sawada didn’t know that he had a child. In fact, he did a lot of things. Also secretly protected Aunt Yugong for a long time... In short, I don't quite understand it, but I feel that the world of adults is so complicated.

If becoming an adult is so complicated, I'd better stay a kid.

Then my mother knocked on my head and said I was too childish, not at all like my father when he was young.Dad sneered and said of course he wasn't as stupid as me when he was a kid... that's enough, are you really my biological parents qaq I'm not stupid, I'm obviously very witty!

In short, I was very sad, and I was very sad until I went home at night.

I'm probably depressed.

"...It's big! Hurry up and make a wish! It's bad luck to have a sad birthday~"

My mother knocked on the bowl and pulled me over. On the table was a cake that was taller than me, and there was my q-version villain on it——wow, so cute!At this time, Dad also came over and handed me a box directly, with a smile on his face.

I took the box in horror and opened it. It was a thin necklace—it's strange for a boy to wear a necklace!Oh well, maybe not...

I carefully disassembled the pendant in the center. On it was a photo of me and my parents. The person who took the photo was said to be my nominal uncle.Although I haven't seen him a few times, and he always came in a hurry and left after not staying for long.

But my mother said that the uncle named Dino actually loved me very much, and would send me different gifts every year.But because of many reasons, he can't appear here often. In fact, he cares more about my growth than anyone else.Compared with my own uncle, he is much inferior, because he calls and harass me every day when he has nothing to do, saying that he is so boring and wants to find someone to fight...==Actually, little uncle, you are the one who should celebrate your fifth birthday the most!

I carefully picked up the necklace and said to Dad, "This... can I wear it now?"

Dad nodded gently, and my mother gently squatted down to put it on for me. Her lavender hair was very beautiful under the light.

"Sa, quickly make a wish, Xiao Shen."

——Well, I hope my parents can show more love to me.

——I hope Aunt Momoi can let me bury my chest to my heart's content.

——I hope that the big black skin will fall a few more times while walking, and then get tanned.

——I hope Uncle Kise will shoot fewer magazines, I am tired of aesthetics.

——I hope that the little sister of Uncle Heizi’s family will grow up soon so that they can play together.

——I hope Uncle Murasakihara can voluntarily share half of the snacks with me next time.

——I hope Uncle Midorima will continue to be single next year...

——I hope Uncle Sawada’s road to chasing his wife will be more difficult... (...)

——I hope Uncle Ian won’t call me all the time, it’s very important for children to sleep.

——I hope Uncle Dino can come a few more times... I want to see him more.

--hope……

"Too many wishes and none of them will come true, Xiao Shen."

"What a greedy brat."

"Oh, it's so annoying that I'm blowing out the candles—! Huh!"

Hope we can keep going like this.