my cat

?one

"Ilmi, come on, this is your brother's joke."

I called the boy over and motioned him to look at the swaddle.

"...so ugly."

Even at the age of seven, Yier fans still couldn't suppress the shock when they saw the "ugly brother" for the first time.

"It's not bad. You must know that you were much uglier than him back then. Although you all looked like monkeys, your younger brother was at least white, while you were simply red. I once suspected that your father carried the child wrongly. "

I said with a smile, and I was satisfied to see the disbelief in my son's big cat eyes that had been calm for a long time.

"...Mom, please rest, I'm going to train."

The kitten decided to avoid the question.

"Go, remember to visit your brother often, Yi Ermi wants to be a good brother."

I smiled and patted the boy on the shoulder.

"Ah."

two

"Miji~Come~see mom~"

I clapped my hands at the hyacinth kitten who was sitting alone on the floor playing with toys.

"..."

Miji, who is one year and one month old, is still immersed in the world of toys.

"Look, look, what is this?"

I changed tack and picked up a toy.

"..."

Mi Ji put down the airship in his hand, picked up the gun next to him and began to fiddle with it.

"...Look at mom!"

I dropped the toy speechlessly, reached out and snatched the gun from his hand.

"...!!!"

Mi Ji, who had been robbed of his toy, was stunned for a moment, the arc of his small mouth quickly bent down, he picked up the airship he liked just now, and threw it on the ground.

_(:з」∠)_Help my husband, this lazy and irritable second son must have been hugged wrong, right? !

He can't walk when he's over a year old, and he can't learn how to speak. He's not interested in anything except eating, sleeping, and playing with toys every day. Don't let him do it, and he will start to lose his temper. Who does this stinking behavior look like? ?

I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself down.

Although my phoenix-eyed kitten is lazy, greedy and has a bad temper, it is actually a rather arrogant kitten, and I can't give up!Training cats is a long-term job!

"Come~ Miji~ Come to Mommy~ Reward a new toy~"

I waved to the butler to fetch a new toy and continued with the cat training.The phoenix-eyed kitten was finally attracted.

He looked at the distance between us, was silent for a while, and then... picked up the dinosaur at hand and continued to play with it.

"..."

(╯°Д°)╯︵━┻ I really want to beat him up. "Mom, I'm back."

Just when I began to consider the feasibility of stick education, my well-behaved and lovely eldest son appeared.

"Il fans! Come here~ Let mom hug you!"

Excitedly, I turned around and waved at the Yier fans not far away.

Now only a well-behaved black-haired kitten can comfort my wounded heart!

The eight-year-old Yier fan came up reluctantly, and I pulled her into my arms and messed up her hair.

QAQ is still the most considerate of my Yi kitten!

"Mom, hasn't Mi Chi learned to walk yet?"

Yi Ermi's fair little face was rubbed into pink, and he turned his head to look at his brother who was indifferent and focused on playing with toys.

Oh yes, my son suddenly awakened Nian a year ago, and was dragged to the Sky Arena for a walk, that's why he hasn't come back for so long.

After venting, I combed Yi Ermi's hair with a satisfied face, and let him stand up.

"Yeah, he's lazy, greedy and loses his temper. He can't walk when he's over a year old, and he can't learn to speak very well. If he's half as well-behaved as you were back then, mom will be very satisfied."

I pursed my lips and complained.

"Oh."

Yi Ermi nodded, and walked up to Mi Ji.

Miki, who was immersed in the toy world, raised his head as if he sensed something.

The black-haired kitten and the phoenix-eyed kitten stared at each other for a long time in the air.

silence.

The black-haired kitten lifted the phoenix-eyed kitten and put it aside.

Still silent.

The black-haired kitten slowly picked up the airship on the ground.

"It's an airship, an airship."

The black-haired kitten opened its mouth lightly.

I:"……"

In my expression of "it's impossible to give up", the phoenix-eyed kitten spoke obediently.

"airship."

I:"……"

Yier fan: "It's not stupid."

I:"……"

"stand up."

The black-haired kitten lifted the phoenix-eyed kitten to one side of the chair, helped it up, grabbed the other's hand and put it on the leg of the chair.

The phoenix-eyed kitten held onto the chair legs tremblingly, its small body dangling back and forth.

"Raise your legs and let's go."

The black-haired kitten took a demonstrative step.

Then, under my incredulously shocked eyes, the phoenix-eyed cat cub who has been disobedient to discipline, slowly raised his leg...

I:"……"

It seems that he has acquired some amazing new skills.

three

"Mother."

The eldest son's voice came from behind.

"Ok?"

I turned around and saw a loli with an apple face and phoenix eyes in a dress...and an Il fan in a T-shirt beside her.

"Mom, Mi Chi can already wear skirts."

Elmi said in a declarative tone.

"...Well, you don't need to wear skirts from now on."

I twitched the corner of my mouth.

He didn't say I'd forgotten about it, but the obviously serious black-haired kitten always remembered.

"I'm going to go to work, mom goodbye."

Yi Ermi, who was pardoned, nodded, and patted the shoulder of Miji, a light of relief flashed in the big cat eyes.

"...Go."

I wave.

"……Mother."

The two-year-old Mi Ji tugged at the little foreign skirt on her body.

"what happened?"

I squeezed his round face, since I was taught by Yi Ermi, my kitten has become cute and cute~

"Do you have to wear this? Weird."

Mimic said in a low voice.

"How is it possible, my Miji is very cute~ Hey, does Miji like Brother Yiermi?"

I kissed his cheek and threw mines with a smile. "…………Well."

The phoenix-eyed kitten caught the landmine with a stiff face, and responded with a barely audible sound.

"Since I like my brother, of course I have to help my brother to share~ If you don't wear it, mom can only let my brother continue to wear it~"

Pretending not to notice his weird silence, I continued. "...I wear a skirt."

Mi Ji paused, and spoke in a low voice.

"That's good~ Come on, if you want to buy a new toy, tell mom!"

four

"Mi Ji's aptitude is very average, and he can't accept the high-intensity training of beating enemies."

After Mi Ji received torture training for the first time when he was four years old, Shiba said to me with a little regret.

"Isn't that okay at all?"

I hesitated for a moment, even though I knew the result a long time ago, I was still a little lucky when it happened.

"Although I have always known that his aptitude is not as good as Yierfan, but I didn't expect it to be so bad. If the training intensity is too high, he will fall into a coma or even go into shock. His physique is not suitable for being a killer."

Shiba shook his head.

"Our son can't be so ordinary, don't worry, he must have a skill."

I thought of the powerful bombs in the comics, and Mi Ji's love for machinery since he was a child, and calmly patted my husband on the shoulder.

"Well, yes."

Shiba let out a breath, and pinned the broken hair from my sideburns behind my ears.

"I'll go see him."

I rubbed my big bony hands on my cheeks, and opened my mouth softly.

"Go."

Shiba nodded.

……

"Mother."

The phoenix-eyed kitten lying on the bed covered in wounds lowered its head timidly, unable to hide its disappointment.

"Does the wound still hurt?"

I sat on the edge of the bed and touched his slightly hot forehead.

"It doesn't hurt anymore," Mi Ji shook his head, "Mom, I have let you down."

"It's not like my son to give up so easily."

I lowered my head and looked at those uninspired phoenix eyes.

"But my aptitude is not suitable to be a killer."

Miji spoke softly.

"Killing people is not the only way to poach someone's heart." I shook my head, "Think about what you should do."

"Ah."

The kitten seemed to think of something, and a pair of phoenix eyes slowly lit up.

"Hey~ When your brother comes back, I'll ask him to arrange some small training for you. Although I don't want to be in a very good state, I don't want you to become inactive and unable to eat."

Having said that, I paused for a while, and tried to enunciate clearly and standardize my pronunciation word by word.

"Remember~ Mi Ji must not become a big fat man, mom will be sad."

"Ok!"

The phoenix-eyed kitten nodded firmly.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you're fat," I changed my words, "If you're fat, I'll let your elder brother Yi Ermi take you to lose weight."

"... Absolutely not, mom, don't worry!"

Mi Ji's eyes widened, and he promised loudly.

五

"Mommy mommy!"

The phoenix-eyed kitten ran towards me quickly, and handed me the little thing in his hand with a look of excitement.

"This is the little bee I invented that can automatically identify the target. As long as you put a bomb in it, you can easily kill the opponent!"

"Oh?"

I put down the hand that was stroking Weigu's belly, and took over the lifelike "little bee".

"Good job," I smiled and rubbed the hair of the kitten with hyacinthian eyes, "Show it to your father and grandpa, and I'll just say, how can my Kiqiu's son be ordinary."

"Ok!"

Mi Ji, who has been maintaining basic training, is not overweight, and his round apple face has turned into a lovely pink because of excitement.

"Ahem, how is mommy? How is my brother?"

The phoenix-eyed kitten, who found himself too excited, tried to be serious.

"How do you know it's my brother?"

I raised my eyebrows with interest.

"Hey, I guess."

Miji scratched his head.

"Go and find your father and grandpa, they happen to be here today."

I pinched his cheek.

"Well! Goodbye, Mom!"

Looking at the little figure running happily away, I took a sip of tea and gently continued to caress my already visible belly.

Seeing that another one has been raised, my Yamao and cute little Aluka are about to be born.

So good, so happy.