Honey, killing is my job [Batman]

Have you ever experienced despair?

Anyway, Hull realized that when she bowed her head for money, Hull decisively chose to pick up business across cities, which was limited by poverty.

"Damn it!" Hull picked up the wrench and slammed it on the frosted glass of the bathroom.

"If I touch the glass residue on the ground, I bet I will shoot you today." Wilson collapsed on the sofa, and the old lady Al, who was wearing cool blind sunglasses, patiently listened to the commercial dialogue on the TV amidst the noise .

"Come on, you're just envious of my beauty," Hull continued to desperately load things in the 26-inch suitcase without looking back, "I just realized that my clothes are so pitiful, Al, pitiful I'll donate two."

Al said calmly: "I also bet that what you are wearing now is mine."

Hull looked down at the skull head with a very explosive pattern on the large T-shirt on his body, picked it up and sniffed it, and asked: "Could it be that the clothes still smell like an old lady? Impossible, after this fairy wears them There should only be a fragrant fairy smell."

"boom--!"

The moment the gun rang out, the Gothic wide T-shirt successfully added a characteristic bullet hole, and Vera was heartbroken by the suppressed submachine gun that Wilson pulled out from nowhere.

Hull lay on the ground twitching and shaking, struggling to get up.

"Ohshit!" She picked up the old towel that had been stained with blood layer after layer, and patiently wiped off the blood on the ground. "I didn't knock it just now, and it didn't break!"

"No, I just use actions to express my miss for the friend who is about to leave." Wilson shrugged innocently, and put his feet in hole slippers on the coffee table. "Al, we don't have any blessings, so we wish her not to come back?"

Al calmly fumbled for the remote control, and changed to a shopping promotion channel, "Come on, none of you can make people feel at ease, two idiots who shoot at home from time to time. Humph, I thought my old woman couldn't hear me when the sound was muted. ?"

"Aha..." Wilson laughed wretchedly, and didn't care about the idiot being scolded.

And Hull, who had just been shot dead, continued to pack her pink fairy suitcase patiently. She saw that nearly half of the storage space was empty, and she was so sad that she couldn't breathe. Why...why was she so poor that she only had a few guns?

Take a look, a submachine gun, a pistol, two Type 64 pistols, a Miao knife for close-in charge and an all-purpose Swiss Army knife.There are still five boxes of ammunition, and three of the six jackets are from Al.

She also has a career that explodes the sky, is a killer, and is known as the black bunny girl in the world.Thinking of this, she wanted to give Wilson a shot. Such an obscene title as Deadpool took advantage of his lips.

When meeting Deadpool for the first time, he actually wanted to shoot her more than a dozen times, and in fact he did so.

The reason goes back to Hull waking up at the skating rink two years ago, and saw for the first time a little guy who was perfectly solving his naughty list.

At that glance, the light gray eyes reflected that Deadpool pushed the ice truck back to her side, and the blood in front of him and the crushed and blurred corpse became the most unique background board.

Deadpool poked her in the face, looked her up and down in a tight black dress with a tight waist, and questioned: "You are also here to seek revenge? No, no, no——" His eyes shifted to the place where her body had fallen before. A photo of an unknown male... maybe there is a little impression, it seems to be the one whose head was shot by him before?There is also a half-faced rabbit mask with a little crack on the side.

"Oh~ I think we are colleagues, I was also a killer, I'm sorry for stealing your business." Deadpool patted her on the shoulder, Hull was still in a daze and couldn't react...wtf! ?She remembered that she fell off at the ski resort before, and this tm person just wore it...

Deadpool forcibly grabbed her hand and shook it in a friendly way. At this moment, electricity flowed through each other and looked at each other.

Hull watched in amazement that the shot wounds on her body recovered together with the countless gunshot wounds on Deadpool. Well, it seemed that a strange message flashed through her mind.

After Deadpool fired a few shots on her body with "bang bang", she still got up on the ground and began to think about life.Well, during the process of Deadpool firing more than a dozen shots, she thought about her life without any ups and downs. She remembered that the half can of soda she hadn't finished was still in the refrigerator, and there were still 6 left before it expired. .

Okay, she also knew from intermittent memory fragments that her super power is super copying, but this function can only be used twice in a lifetime, so it is meaningless to change back, so super regeneration for a lifetime will not be possible in this life Changed……

Then "Bang bang!" She firmly wiped away the blood flowing down from her forehead mixed with brains, pressed against the gun hole in her head, and hugged her thighs. Said: "Dad!"

Deadpool was shocked: "wtf!!!"