I have a date with a zombie

"This knife doesn't have a name yet." Yuan Bupo played with the small knife in his palm that was thicker than his thumb. "Because the central archaeologists haven't discovered the tomb of the king of the Shang Dynasty, a tomb thief, blind cat, came across a dead mouse and stole it out. It just so happened that the tomb thief was very addicted to drugs, so he exchanged the knife for it. Drugs, squeezed into the value of a few grams of drugs by you."

"You, how do you know. The tomb robber died a long time ago." When he was on the road, he was most afraid of letting others find out his true ability. , the drug dealers very decisively killed all the insiders.

The drug dealer regrets not mentioning the knife and offering it with both hands, maybe he still lives.An Interpol who even knows the deepest secrets that he thinks he has buried clearly, is carrying countless lives on his body, will he really just betray in Hong Kong for life?

"Don't worry. Hong Kong needs you people too much now, especially for permanent residence, and the death penalty will not be imposed." Holding a knife, Yuan Bupo was in a rare good mood, and patted the drug dealer on the back, "Actually, death is not terrible."

The terrible thing is immortality.

After the subordinates reported that the team could be withdrawn, Yuan didn't even look back. He raised his hand and walked away, leaving only his handsome back.

"It's so cool, it really is my second idol, and I'm about to catch up with my first idol."

Sure enough, the chic move won many fans.

"Yes, but who is your number one idol?" Fan No. [-] displayed his gossip spirit.No way, he is so boring, who would have expected the world to change to today, the Hong Kong crime squad has changed from the occupation with the highest death rate to a peerless job with no risk, high salary, and full benefits, especially following Yuan sir , Every time there is a big case, just walk around, the future is so bright.

"Of course it's Undead Detective Kuang Tianyou." Fan No. [-] glared at No. [-]. "As long as he's a policeman, his idol needs to be said and he knows it must be him, okay? Don't you?"

"Of course. Don't spread the word, I will be beaten by the gang." Fan No. [-] stared back.

"Okay, okay, wake up, remember, every repeat offender is precious." The team leader interrupted them.

"Yes, sir!"

——! ——

After returning home, looking at the silver vase, Wu Lei and the items left by the Holy Mother, Yuan Bupo carefully observed the ancient strange knife unearthed from the ancient tomb of the Shang Dynasty.

The texture of the knife is neither copper, nor jade, nor stone. The shape of the knife is wide, and the edge of the blade is upturned. The overall appearance is very ordinary, without any texture carving.But the upper and lower handles of the knife are smooth, without any artificial traces, and are completely natural.

The most eye-catching thing is that the blade is obviously smooth and smooth, with no ups and downs, and it feels abrupt to the touch.When it was rubbed on paper, it turned out to be two invisible characters, or patterns.

Yuan Bupo was born in the noble family of the Liao Kingdom, a dignified general with both civil and military skills, and has survived to modern times. During the long days, he has learned all the characters in Chinese history, including oracle bone inscriptions, but now he can't tell whether they are characters or patterns.

Yuan Bupo is not attached to its origin or appearance, as long as it can be used.As soon as he saw the knife, he knew that it was not an ordinary antique, nor an ordinary magic weapon.

Yuan Bupo noticed that as soon as the knife left the drug dealer's back before, it rang.In the world, there are very few treasures that call themselves protectors whenever they encounter evil things.

The sound was not too loud, but it made him really feel that it invaded his body, from head to limbs.That sound was not just a warning but a direct sonic attack, which made Yuan Bupo feel a pain in his heart.

Well, great, finally an item that can hurt him.A small wave of hope rose in Yuan Bupo's heart.

In the past few years, in order to be able to die, he has devoted all his energy to finding ways, whether it is true or not, he has tried them all.

Once, he re-read all the ancient collections collected for more than 800 years, and got a useful piece of information: the Nine Nether Fires (purely fictional) hidden under the No. What is evil is burned to ashes.

But after the battle of fate, the world and the underworld were in chaos, and the Ksitigarbha King did not hesitate to use the seriously injured soul to set up a barrier between the two worlds, prohibiting anyone from the two worlds to communicate.

That is to say, only inanimate ghosts can reach the underworld, and they will never return; only living ones can stay in the world, and even the god of death cannot enter the world.

In this way, after the underworld returns to order, the enchantment will be opened and the cycle of life and death in the world will continue.

It just so happened that a rare earthquake occurred somewhere in the mainland, and even the underground dragon veins were shaken open, which unexpectedly opened a small hole in the barrier, and he rushed there immediately.Firstly, there are countless victims, and the hearts of the hardened are softened by the flood of mourners; secondly, to prevent innocent people from straying into the underworld to die in vain, Yuan Bupo uses the super power brought by the zombies to [-]% to save the local people from being ruthlessly oppressed. Ninety percent of people are under the rocks. (I really want to have such a superman in reality, who can help countless people)

In the end, he came back with only one suit missing.

Once, he single-handedly fought against [-] zombies.

Zombies of different generations have different eyeball colors, which are red, green, orange, gray, white, and black.Starting from the black-eyed zombie, the follow-up zombies have no thoughts, no souls, and only know how to suck blood. The most important thing is that they can be killed, and they can be killed with pure silver solution.

Generally speaking, the zombies of the previous generation have absolute power over the zombies of the next generation.But in the world, Yuan Bupo stands at the top of the zombie group.

However, Kuang Tianyou killed the general because he loved to upgrade the red-eyed zombie; in order to protect his son Nino, Jin Future killed the green zombie Levi (the crow) with the ability of a gray-eyed zombie.

So, he brought out all the evil zombie groups in Hong Kong.Although they were not as good as the black-eyed one, and there were [-] times as many as him, they were all small gray and white shrimps, except for one orange one.

If a master makes a move, he will know if there is one.

It turned out that they were the ones who shook the big tree, and Yuan Bupo underestimated himself too much.If they didn't just focus on running for their lives, he wouldn't have destroyed the national forest with a radius of 10 miles for this battle, and he would not have been invited to the police station for a little tea.

Once, a certain king's pyramid was unearthed in Egypt, and there was a set of gold utensils inside, which philologists interpreted as "the great magic weapon for exterminating demons".Yuan Bupo rushed to the plane immediately.

As a result, three days later, he was still damn safe and sound.

——! ——

Yuan Bupo took out his will again.All assets other than the house are donated to charity.In the house there are silver vases of veils and small Bing silver guns, tearsless eternal heart locks and books written by the Virgin, which must be left to reliable people for safekeeping.

Kuang Fusheng, the house will trouble you.

Yuan Bupo picked up the knife with two fingers (there is no way, the knife is too small), aimed at the heart, and relentlessly stabbed more than ten times in a row.Fearing that the knife was too small to penetrate the heart, Yuan Bupo used so much force that he even inserted two fingers into the flesh.

Bright red blood suddenly gushed out like a spring, and the smell of blood filled the air.Yuan Bupo couldn't hide a smile on his face.

Pain, his heart is hurting, and he still has the feeling of disappearing into light smoke!

Great, he feels happy again, Silver Bottle!

I closed my eyes, hoping that I would never be able to open them again.

……

Half an hour later, Yuan Bupo froze, his face full of despair.

In fact, after only five minutes, he didn't feel he was dying.

The blood stopped, but the heart that disappeared a little bit got better after a while.

I don't want to believe it, he stabbed himself for [-] minutes in a row, countless knives - all of them didn't work...

why?

Kazuo Yamamoto is already dead. In Kazuo Yamamoto's previous life, he was not dead yet? !

He blames,

he hates

But there is still a faint hope, like the flame of a candle in the wind, so that it will not fall into madness and cannot control itself.

But when will King Fuxi wake up?

100 years?

1000 years?

Still 1 years!

When……

"Yinping, are you going too fast?" Yuan Bupo took out a lot of spirits from the cabinet, he didn't care about anything, he just wanted to get drunk.

The wine was bitten off the cork just as the phone rang.

He gave a knife in the eye, and the phone exploded.

Just as the bottle was picked up, the phone rang.

Give another eye knife, and it exploded again.

Immediately afterwards, the phone in the room rang relentlessly.

Better have something important!

"Speak." Yuan Bupo was really too polite.

"Fusheng sneaked away and lost all the trackers on his body. The leaders of the five countries warned the Hong Kong government, and the central government was very angry. You also know that many zombies and terrorists have been eyeing Fusheng's life. But the good news is , he will never leave Hong Kong." Sky's anxious voice came from the microphone.

"Okay, let's look separately and keep in touch." Yuan Bupo hung up the phone.

Just when I needed to vent, the little ghost came to my door.Alright, Kuang Fusheng, it's better to have someone with malicious intentions to be your scapegoat, otherwise, tighten up your skin.

Bringing a small knife and a few magic weapons, which are good but unable to kill him, Yuan Bupo immediately went to find someone.

——! ——

Whoa-ha-ha, whoa-ha-ha...

In a small fishing port in Hong Kong, a young boy suddenly appeared, looking up to the sky and laughing for several minutes.

The two old fishermen, who had never seen anything out of the ordinary in their life, looked at each other and shook their heads regretfully pushing the fish.

"It's so pitiful. I still don't believe what others say. It turns out that there are really lunatics in the village recently."

"That's right, so young, alas."

Cough, cough, cough.

Resurrection, who laughed heartily for freedom, choked on his saliva immediately after hearing this.

Keep a low profile and keep a low profile.He didn't want to be sent to the police station without even seeing a crush.

Police station = cast in a trap = escorted back to the space station.

"Okay, first find a lively place, surf the Internet, drink, sing karaoke, dance...haha, do all kinds of evil!"