[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

X. X. 2017

My name is Ling Yihua, I am two years old, and I still can't write, but in order to record my growth, when I can't write, my mother will write for me to record the big and small things in my little life.

Today, I recognized a godfather, he is Chinese, my mother said, he is an old artist of Taiping lyrics, I don’t understand, but I know he is my uncle’s senior brother, and also an uncle with whom he has a very good relationship , so Mommy agreed to this matter. From today on, I have a daddy, a mommy, an uncle, and my Chinese father.

I like my dad because he is good-looking.

X. X. 2017

Today, I am still a ghostwriter, but Mommy said that today is her last day of ghostwriting. I have a father, so this job will be handed over to my father. PS: It's definitely not because Mommy is annoying to write, really.

Uncle Jiulang gave me a pair of allegro, which was very cute. I played with it every day after I got home, and my mom was annoyed by it, so she sent me to my father's house.

I also met my little brother Andy, who has long hair. I went home and asked my mommy why my little brother had long hair. Mommy said, this is called a long braid, which means to bless my little brother for a long life. He also said that it is the habit of my father's family, so from today on, I will grow my hair long, and I will live a long life, safe and sound.

My father also bought me two pairs of royal boards today, one big and one small. I heard that my father chose it after shopping for a long time. My name was engraved on it, and the big one was engraved with Ling Xiaohua, is my stage name in the future, and the small one is engraved with Ling Yihua, which is my real name. Mommy said, if I grow up and still like to learn folk art and cross talk from my father, then I will worship my father as my master , as his son and apprentice, continue to carry forward the traditional art, I think, I will.

Because I really like listening to Dad sing, it's very nice.

Moreover, Dad is also very good-looking.

X. X. 2017

Today, I am my father's ghostwriter, and I am Zhang Yunlei.

(I'm very sorry for my darling, my father's education is not high, so the handwriting is not beautiful enough, but I believe you will be much better than my father, please forgive my father's scribbled handwriting and language barrier.)

My mom said that having my dad ghostwrite can enhance our relationship and relationship, and it can also let my dad experience the difficulty and hardship of taking care of children, which will become our common memory. (I'm not very good at speaking in a child's tone, sorry darling.)

Let me record all this from my father's perspective today.

Today is Chinese New Year, Hua'er's family members are here, his grandma, uncle, parents, his cousins, and his little brother who just turned one year old.

Dad is very happy that you have such a harmonious and happy family, just like Dad's home, whether it's between relatives or between brothers and sisters, we are all like one family.

I believe that you will benefit a lot from growing up in such a big family. [It has been modified many times here, the handwriting is blurry and a bit dirty]

No matter what your path is in the future, Dad will support you, love you, and believe in you.

My dear, it is you who give me more hope, I love you.

X. X. 2018

Today's diary is ghostwritten by my uncle, and I am Ling Jiuye.

The reason was that Hua'er's father was lazy and lost his temper. Of course, the main reason was that he lost to his son and nephew in the game...

Oh, I'm sorry Hua'er, uncle forgot to write in your tone.

Today, I got on the big boat with my father and uncle, because there is a special cross talk performance of my father, and brother Andy is also traveling with me.

I shared a room with little brother Andy, my aunt and grandma Zhang, and my father lived next door to me, so he came to play with me as soon as we boarded the boat.

My uncle said that my father is sometimes more like a child than me.

After the boat sailed, my father changed his clothes and came to take pictures of me, and showed me the sea. The blue sea was very beautiful, and I liked it very much.

Later, when I played games with my father, my father bullied me when I was young, and in the end I won by letting me go.

But it doesn't matter, I changed to an arithmetic game, although it was addition and subtraction within three, but Dad lost five times and bought me ice cream.

I think dad is so pitiful.

Will he go back and cry secretly?

Because brother Andy also beat him three times.

……

Dad found out about this diary written by my uncle, and almost tore it up. Later, my uncle kept this diary.

Thank you uncle.

X. X. 2021

I am Ling Yihua, and starting today, I will write a diary by myself.

I have read all the previous diaries carefully. Although I am only six years old, I can read a lot of words, so I can understand them. If I really don't understand, I asked my uncle for clarification.

But I only remember a small part of the past, and I don’t know much about it. My uncle said that it doesn’t matter, as long as I have a diary, it’s what I experienced, and they will remember it for me.

I also think it doesn't matter, because starting today, I am writing a diary myself, and I will try my best to write it down.

I have been learning folk art from my father since I was four years old, and practiced my voice with my grandmother. Up to now, I can say a lot of tongue twisters, play allegro, sing Taiping lyrics, and sing operas.

My aunt is Wang Hui, she can teach me to sing Jingyun Dagu, although I am not as tall as a drum, but I like listening to my aunt’s Jingyun Dagu very much, and I also like to listen to my uncle talking about cross talk. They all like me very much, and sometimes they call me little pigtail.

I know, my dad is a pigtail, because he has had a long braid since he was a child.

I also wear dreadlocks, because I'm dad's son, so I'm a little dreadlock.

I like my father and Deyun Society.

Because Dad is good-looking.

Also, the rice cooked by Grandma Zhang is very delicious. I like Grandma Zhang.

X. X. 2021

I went to school today, and Mommy and Daddy took me to the opening ceremony, and I was a little upset.

My father and uncle have a lot of work, so they can't accompany me to the opening ceremony. Although they called me, I still hope they can come with me, so that the students will know that I have such a beautiful father and uncle.

Mommy said, father and uncle are very busy with their work, they are public figures, so we should pay attention to the influence, I can't just show off everywhere because father and uncle are very good.

I understand, my uncle told me that I am just an ordinary kid now, if I don’t study well, my father will not accept me as an apprentice, I have met my father’s first disciple, the little brother is very cute, and he will Say allegro, I do not accept.

I will be better than my little brother, I want to be my father's second disciple.

Because I am Dad's son.

X. X. 2021

So happy! !Dad came to pick me up from get out of class today!

And uncle! !

My classmates saw him!

Dad also took me to eat the hamburger I always wanted to eat, but Mommy wouldn't let me eat it!

And bought me a toy!

And my father bought me a Beijing rhyme drum!It's mine, it's mine alone!

I wanted my father to make me a coat, but he refused, saying that I was not worthy of wearing a coat.

I will work hard, I like lab coats!

X. X. 2021

The teacher talked to me today!

It turned out that the teacher also knew my father, and hoped that I would take the homework book and ask him to sign it!

Does she want my homework?

I rejected the teacher.

The teacher seemed sad.

Oh, my deskmate and many classmates asked about my father.

Dad belongs to me alone, I don't tell them, hum.

X. X. 2021

The teachers and classmates wanted me to invite my father to participate in school activities, but I knew that my father was very busy.

I called my dad today and he said yes!

Uncle will come too, I am so happy.

Tomorrow my father and uncle will join me in the school's art performance, we will play allegro together, I will practice hard today.

X. X. 2021

Today's performance, I did not play well.

Dad criticized me, saying I had stage fright.

I do not have.

It's because I practiced too late last night, and fell asleep during the performance today.

I'm wrong.

X. X. 2022

I re-read the diary today.

Dad's handwriting is really ugly.

Only the signature looks good.

X. X. 2023

Some classmates bullied me today. They said that I was Zhang Yunlei's godson because he was a star.

My dad is not a star, he is an artist.

I countered and they came and beat me.

I didn't resist, I was afraid that my father would be angry.

I told Mommy that I accidentally fell down.

Mommy just looked at me and didn't speak.

I think Mommy caught me lying.

I am a bad boy.

X. X. 2023

Dad took me backstage today.

Dad told me about my lying yesterday and asked me if someone bullied me.

I was heartbroken and apologized to my dad and told the truth.

Dad hugged me and asked me why I didn't fight back.

I'm afraid of causing trouble to my father.

I made an appointment with my dad. If they bully me again, I will warn them. If they hit me, after three times, I will fight back.

Dad seemed to be crying.

I saw my uncle comforting him.

Still hugging him.

My uncle robbed me of my father, I hate him today.

Forgive him tomorrow.

X. X. 2023

Today the teacher is looking for the parents.

Because I hit someone.

The person who bullied me came to beat me again, according to my agreement with my father, he scolded me three times, I warned him, he came to beat me, I endured it three times, and the fourth time, I kicked him with taekwondo .

Kicked his teeth out.

I did not do it on purpose.

His mommy came and scolded me.

My mommy also came and scolded his mommy away.

The teacher comforted me and said that what I did was wrong, but he didn't criticize me.

The teacher criticized the person who bullied me.

My mommy lost money to that nasty person.

I called my dad, and my dad praised me.

Hee hee, I'm not afraid anymore, my father said, I was bullied three times in the future, and I can still beat the bully, he will take care of it for me.

I like dad very much.

Not only is he good-looking, he is handsome, but he is also very good.

X. X. 2024

Since I hit the person who bullied me, no one dared to bully me anymore.

Now a lot of little girls come to me, wanting my dad's autograph.

I won't give it.

Because neither do I.

They also wanted to tear up the homework book signed by my father.

I chased them away.

My homework book was bought by my father, and it is quite expensive.

Girls are so annoying.

X. X. 2025

Why does dad always live in uncle's house?

I also wanted to share a bed with my father, but my uncle refused.

I decided to hate my uncle today and forgive him tomorrow.

Is it possible to sleep in the same bed with Dad after being an apprentice?

I'll ask Mommy tomorrow.

X. X. 2025

I asked Mommy.

Mommy won't let me sleep in the same bed as Dad.

why!

I can sleep in the same bed as Daddy!

But Mommy said that if my uncle is on a business trip, I can share the same bed with Dad.

Uncle hurry up on a business trip!

X. X. 2025

Uncle is on a business trip! !

Dad came to pick me up to the rose garden today!

I asked Dad if I could share a bed with him, and he said yes!

Dad is so nice! !

X. X. 2025

I slept in the same bed with my dad yesterday!

Dad looks so good after taking a bath! !

I want to cut my dad's hair too.

Dad promised me that he would take me to his styling room for a haircut next time.

He also asked me if I wanted to cut off my long braids.

I am a little bit reluctant.

X. X. 2025

I went for a haircut today.

Just like my dad's hairstyle.

But Dad won't let me use hairspray.

Dad said he likes to see me straighten my hair, so I don't need hairspray.

I cut off the long growth braids.

Dad said, this is called long life, long life.

I am ten years old and I want to be a teacher.

X. X. 2026

I am apprenticed today!

From now on, my father will be my father and also my master!

I also have a younger brother.

I have another name starting today!

My name is Ling Xiaohua.

I love this name.

From now on in the background, I can no longer call me Dad, but Master.

Hey.

X. X. 2026

I went to my uncle's today.

In the background, I'm going to call him Uncle Shi.

I also want to perform on stage.

But Master said that it is not possible now, because I have not worked hard enough.

I will work harder.

I was doing my homework while listening to my uncle talking about cross talk in the background.

Today the third Bo Kong Yunlong came.

Uncle San likes me.

He promised to take me to set off firecrackers in the future.

My uncle won't let me.

I won't do the questions anymore.

I went to ask Uncle Jiufang, who asked me to find Uncle Qin.

I don't want to look for Uncle Qin, the audience always calls him a fool.

He certainly won't.

My dad is here, and I asked my dad.

Neither will Dad.

I suddenly felt that my father is also very stupid sometimes.

Dad came to stare at me.

X. X. 2027

I am graduating from elementary school.

Dad asked me if I wanted to continue learning cross talk.

I want.

I like cross talk.

Dad was very happy and asked me to study hard too. After studying well, he will teach me other things, and I agreed.

But I think father and uncle are not normal.

They have been together for a long time.

They still slept in the same room, and I saw them kiss each other.

Aren't men and women kissing on TV?

it's wired.

X. X. 2012

I asked Mommy.

Mommy said that Dad and Uncle are lovers.

Oh, then I understand, it turns out that not only I like my father, but also my uncle.

Dad likes me more than Uncle.

I kind of hate Uncle, just for a moment.

Mommy said that it is not love between a man and a woman.

Love knows no borders, no gender, no distinction between high and low.

But same-sex love can be more difficult than opposite-sex love, because they are not accepted by the public.

But when I went to the UK, I saw many boys holding hands.

Everyone didn't say anything.

If Uncle likes Dad, and Dad likes Uncle, then I am also very happy.

I want my dad and uncle to be together forever.

I went to tell my dad, he seemed very moved, hugged me and cried.

My dad loves to cry, I can't help it.

I can only hug him and coax him like my uncle.

Then my uncle came to scold me, saying that I took advantage of my father.

Then Dad scolded Uncle.

I'm so glad.

Dad still likes me better.

Humph.

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Ling Yue never admits that it is troublesome for him to be Zhang Yunlei's godson 23333

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