[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

After playing with Ling Yihua and Andy for a while, Zhang Yunlei turned his head and saw Yang Jiulang chatting with Ling Jiuye, so he planned to get up and go back to the room.

Seeing him get up, Ling Jiuye went to help him, "Have you played enough?"

"Why didn't Xiangzi call me when he came to see me? We have to go back and talk to each other," Zhang Yunlei looked at him and complained. Afraid of delaying the business, he looked at Yang Jiulang, "Let's go back."

"What do you think he is doing? I see you having fun with Hua'er and Andy. I think it's rare for the three children to play together for a while, so Chen'er dotes on you, so you dare to be like him. Hurting!" Yang Jiulang knew that he was just talking with his mouth, how dare he really lose his temper with Ling Jiuye, unless he didn't think about it, but he still panicked for his junior brother, and hurriedly helped explain.

"What three children, do you think you're taking me along with me? I can't tell!" Zhang Yunlei rolled his eyes, walked out of the room with them, walked into his own room, turned to look at Ling Jiuye who said nothing, "You Angry?"

Ling Jiuye ignored him, swiped his card and opened the door to let him in first, then turned to leave.

"Where are you going!" Seeing that he was leaving, Zhang Yunlei was really anxious, thinking that he was really unhappy, so he quickly gave in, "I was joking with you, why are you really angry..."

Seeing the two of them like this, Yang Jiulang held back his smile and didn't bother, he folded his arms to watch the fun, after all seeing his partner slumped, let alone how enjoyable he was.

This time Ling Jiuye finally paid attention to him, and turned around with a smile, "I'm going to smoke a cigarette, so I won't disturb you two talking about jokes."

Only then did Zhang Yunlei heave a sigh of relief, and immediately realized that he was teasing him again, and pouted, "You'll scare me! Why go out for smoking, just get on the balcony, and it won't delay things."

"Farewell, in case it's not good for the fans to see, I'll go to the smoking room outside to smoke a cigarette, the two of you chat, and drop by to see if I can get some drinks while there are fewer people, be obedient," Ling Jiuye didn't really intend to hide out, but wanted to see if he could get some food back in advance, and chat while eating.

"Oh, then you can go, but the boat is not sailing now, I think there is enough to eat," Zhang Yunlei nodded, let go in compromise, and urged, "Then come back quickly, don't be blocked outside. "

"Okay, don't worry," Ling Jiuye smoothed his hair, turned and left.

After he left, Yang Jiulang said, "Oh, you don't know what kind of virtue you have accumulated in your previous life. In this life, Chen'er spoils you so much. Let's have fun. No one cares about you more than anyone else." No way."

"Why should I be happy, I just want to be happy, I don't care about it," Zhang Yunlei followed him into the room triumphantly, and went to the living room, ready to match the words, after all, he will be an assistant performer tomorrow , "By the way, it's your birthday tomorrow, we have nothing else to do on the boat, why don't we order a cake later."

"It doesn't matter, old man, isn't that what it means? Hey, you really need to order a cake. Huaer and Andy specify their favorite food. I'll ask if I can order it. What do you want to order? Is it chocolate or ice cream?" Yang Jiulang thought of this, after all, he brought a child with him, and it didn't matter if the adults ate it or not, the two children specified their favorite food, so they took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the restaurant to ask.

Zhang Yunlei pressed his hand, frowned and said, "What are you ordering? Is it reasonable for you to order a cake yourself for your birthday? Let me order it."

"The relationship is good, I'll save it, but I want to ask Mr. Zhang," Yang Jiulang saw that he was holding his mobile phone to make a call, and the old god reminded him, "Hey, the waiters on this ship are all foreigners. Ah, have you passed the second level of English?"

"..." Zhang Yunlei was stunned, and immediately came to his senses. He put down the phone angrily, "Go away! If you have nothing to do, just take this as a piggyback with me. If it's annoying, I'll let Chen'er order it later, hum!"

Yang Jiulang was dying of laughter, clutching his stomach and said, "Yes, I'd be happy to take you along, it's fun."

When Ling Jiuye came back, I saw the two of them arguing with each other, and I was a little puzzled, "Brother, what are you two doing?

Working? "

Zhang Yunlei turned to look at him, not knowing where he got the fruit, snacks, and juice, and complained to him aggrievedly, "Chen'er, he bullied me."

"Go away, what are you being coquettish about, are you disgusting!" Yang Jiulang rubbed his arms in disgust, his goosebumps straightened, and said to Ling Jiuye with an inexplicable face, "He just said that he would call me to order a cake Well, I asked him if he had passed the second level of English, and he still has the guts."

Ling Jiuye almost burst into laughter when he heard that, but he didn't dare, otherwise he would add fuel to the flames, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, brother Xiang is just kidding with you, I'll order it later, brother Xiang What do you like to eat?"

"Hey, I don't care. It's just for Andy and Hua'er. You can order whatever they like. It doesn't matter what your lord eats." Yang Jiulang waved his hand and stopped arguing with them, "Okay Come on, stop messing around, let's talk about tomorrow's joke in a serious way, shall we?"

"Humph," Zhang Yunlei curled his lips, and finally talked to him honestly, not daring to neglect his work.

Ling Jiuye called the restaurant and asked about it. Because the ship hadn't sailed yet, so I had to make an appointment at night, so I didn't worry. I took a magazine and read it, turned on the WIFI, and passed the time.

Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang had almost done their work. They drank tea, ate fruit and chatted together. Until the boat sailed, Yang Jiulang planned to go back to the house and change clothes. Taking advantage of the lack of people, he could go to the private balcony to take pictures and bask in the sun. Look at the scenery.

Yang Jiulang left, and Zhang Yunlei also wanted to change his clothes. Ling Jiuye had already sorted out the luggage of the two of them and hung up the clothes so that he wouldn't be afraid of creases. After some sorting, After choosing a printed black and white T and putting it on, he turned to look at him, "We want to play on the private balcony later, please take a photo for us."

"...You asked me to take pictures while you were playing with others, have you ever thought about my mood?" Ling Jiuye knew what he meant, but he deliberately made trouble with him, and pouted, "Who is it between me and brother Xiang?" Original match."

"Why are you so annoying? It's not his birthday tomorrow, am I going to post on Weibo? Hurry up, don't dawdle!" Zhang Yunlei knew that he was fine and liked to use this to negotiate terms with himself, so he went over and kissed He said, "Hurry up."

"Little villain," Ling Jiuye pinched his face, took his mobile phone and went out with him, going directly to the balcony of Andy's room.

Seeing them coming, the two cubs were even happier, and ran over cheering, taking pictures for a while, watching the sea for a while, and

Playing games, it's extremely noisy, Zhang Yunlei also dotes on them, and will do whatever they want, as if he has become the king of children.

When Yang Jiulang came over, the big boat was also sailing. The nanny was afraid that the child would get seasick, so she gave Ling Yihua and Andy medicine for seasickness. Now, the big ones and the little ones were lying on the balcony railing to watch the sea, and couldn’t help but look at it. Xiang Ling Jiuye, "Do we have to give the nanny a double job?"

Capital, after all, bring an extra child. "

"Who are you piggybacking on!" Zhang Yunlei had heard it long ago, and immediately came out from the balcony, scolding him angrily, "Small-eyed and goofy people will criticize me every day!"

"Yes, it's you, who is it?" Yang Jiulang teased him happily, and went with Ling Jiuye, asking, "Have you taken the seasickness medicine, don't get seasick later."

"Eat it, let me eat it when I got on the boat," Zhang Yunlei smiled, and quickly replied, afraid that he would be worried, so flattered, "Let's take a picture~!"

"Success," Yang Jiulang was relieved now, with Ling Jiuye following him, he could save himself a lot of worry.

He was interested, so everyone took pictures together. Ling Jiuye took a few group photos of the two of them, and Yang Jiulang immediately returned them to him. After all, they are a couple, so they also took pictures for them. After taking the big ones Shooting the small ones is extremely busy.

He couldn't go out for dinner either. Ling Jiuye simply prepared to order them and let them deliver them directly to the room. Anyway, the delivery time was still long, so he played games with them to pass the time.

"Father, let's play games!" Ling Yihua ran over and said to Zhang Yunlei, crawled onto the bed, and held Ling Jiuye's mobile phone to invite him, "How about it?"

"Okay, okay, let's play, let's play." Compared to watching cartoons with him, playing games is still more fun. Besides, Ling Yihua and Andy are playing puzzle games for children, how difficult can it be, Zhang Yunlei Not afraid at all, "What are you playing?"

Ling Yihua didn't reply, he quickly opened the game, placed it on the bed, looked up at him, "Father, I'll teach you!"

"..." Zhang Yunlei pursed his lips helplessly, well, he was taught by a child, but there was nothing he could do, he didn't play educational games for children, so he had to look down at him, and the game was actually quite simple , Some are clicking games to exercise children's finger dexterity, and some are simple addition and subtraction number games. In short, it is not difficult, and confidence is greatly increased. "Success, Dad will buy you ice cream if you lose."

"I want to play too! I want ice cream if I win!!" Andy climbed up as soon as he heard that there was ice cream to eat, sat next to Ling Yihua and watched him, "I want to eat it too, brother-in-law!"

"Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, you two, and I will be together. I will treat you if I lose, ah." Zhang Yunlei didn't take it to heart at all.

The three of them wanted to play, Ling Jiuye and Yang Jiulang simply watched the fun, secretly having fun in their hearts, this game looks simple, but in fact it is still difficult, children are proficient in playing every day, Zhang Yunlei has never been in contact with it, so it may not be possible If you win, just wait for the jokes.

Ling Yihua chose a click game, this one is relatively simple, purely to practice hand speed, children have short fingers, and their sense of rhythm is not so good, it is easy to be won by Zhang Yunlei. I want to cry with my small mouth, crying

Shout, "Daddy..."

"Okay, okay, don't cry, let's play again, be obedient, don't cry," Zhang Yunlei felt sorry for the child after winning twice in a row, how could he bully his son like this, and hurriedly said, "Play again you Surely we can win, huh?"

Ling Yihua pouted aggrievedly, and started another round. This time Zhang Yunlei was careful, and deliberately slowed down his hands to let him. After all, he let his son win, and hurriedly said, "Look, I won this time." Bar?"

"Hey," Ling Yihua was still young, so he didn't see that he was giving in to him, so he raised his face and smiled, "Dad, let's play something else."

"Okay," Zhang Yunlei said just to make him happy. Winning or losing doesn't matter. He was a little surprised to see him switch to a math game, "Can you count?"

"Well, the teacher taught me," Ling Yihua nodded seriously, looked at him and said, "Dad, don't you know?"

"???" Zhang Yunlei was stunned for a moment, and almost rolled his eyes, "Your dad has also studied! Can you, let's start."

"Oh," Ling Yihua blinked, not knowing why he was a little unhappy, bowed his head and nodded, and the two of them concentrated on counting.

The questions are actually quite simple. After all, they are facing children under the age of six, and they basically add and subtract within three. The test is just a matter of reaction speed. Zhang Yunlei originally thought that Ling Yihua was talking for fun. It's a three-year-old child, how can he count so fast, he put water at the beginning.

But after two rounds, he suddenly found that it was useless for him to use water, because Ling Yihua didn't need to use water at all, and the calculation of small arithmetic problems was very fast. Most of the time, he was still adding and subtracting, and he had already answered the questions. , lost completely.

Yang Jiulang and Ling Jiuye, who were watching from the side, were about to die of laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh in front of him, and kept holding back their laughter. Zhang Yunlei caught a glimpse of it, and naturally knew that they were laughing at him, that his education was smashed by his senior brother It's fine to hang up, and now he is crushed by his son, what's the face, he couldn't help but said, "Come again!"

Ling Yihua was not afraid of him at all, and started another game, the result remained the same, Zhang Yunlei lost again.

He didn't give up, and played five times in a row, but the ending was even worse, losing five times in a row.

"Hahaha my uncle is so stupid!" Andy added fuel to the fire, as if his uncle didn't know, Zhang Yunlei was furious.

"Change something else, change something else!" Zhang Yunlei was furious, but he couldn't get angry at the child, not to mention that he was really slow, and when the question came out, he reacted a little dazed. After answering, he couldn't bear it, "Andy, let's play."

"Oh," Andy replaced Ling Yihua, and restarted the clicker game.

Seeing this, Zhang Yunlei was immediately overjoyed, this is a good one, Andy and Ling Yihua are only a few months away, not too big, how fast you can, this is a sure-win game.

Unknowingly, he actually competed with the child.

It's a pity that the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is very sad. Although Andy's little hands are chubby, it is obvious that he has played this kind of game too much. They are not ambiguous at all and have a good sense of rhythm. I won three times, and I was very proud, "Brother, please eat ice cream!!"

"Dad, please eat ice cream!!" Ling Yihua added insult to injury.

"..." Zhang Yunlei's face was turning black. He never expected that he would lose a game with two three-year-olds! !

What a shame! !

The author has something to say: Hua Er is becoming more and more like a second master

Such as loving money, such as having a bad mouth, such as crying, hahaha

Erye:? ? ?Is it okay to be uneducated by your son for no reason? ?

Jiu Nang: If you lose in games with children, you are at the kindergarten level

Second Master: I'm going to be pissed! ! !

Jiu Nang: Anyway, someone will clean up the mess, what am I afraid of~

Nine Nights: ... Inexplicably shot in the heart, so panic...

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