[Synthesis]Intelligent Simulation

As the chief medical officer of the enterprise account, McCoy has more than ten years of experience in interstellar medicine... That is really a history of blood and tears!

After he boarded the thief ship Enterprise, his boss, James Kirk, made things difficult for him in various names and gestures, completely disrespecting his skills and talents, and using his professional ethics to make various unreasonable demands on him .He was asked to be a mechanic to help dismantle the bomb, and he was also asked to be a cementer to wipe the wound of the silicon-based life last time... In addition, he was constantly asked to be a guest electrician, fitter, correspondent, farmer... Although it seemed that Jim did not care about it every time. He can always finish whatever tricks are given to him.

Cough...it's a bit far-fetched.Anyway, this time, their captain arranged another errand for him, asking him to scan the vital signs of these cute hairballs.

Well, it looks like it's still his area of ​​expertise.

This incident originated when they were traveling in deep space and stopped on a planet for rest and supplies. Their translator, Uhura, bought a small pet from a peddler. When you touch it, it will make some pleasant-sounding sounds.

This was originally a harmless little pet, but they didn't expect to have some side effects. This little hairball seemed to keep splitting, and it really grew exponentially. Soon they found that this cute little guy was everywhere and almost occupied Every corner of the entire Enterprise and even the ventilation ducts.Captain Kirk quickly ordered that McCoy find a way to curb this terrible growth momentum.

At this point McCoy finally had a clue, so he was looking around for his captain.

Now he passed the engine room, and McCoy only glanced at it, and the walls were covered with harmless-looking and cute little hair balls in it and elsewhere.He had already passed by, but if he hadn't caught a glimpse of Scott who almost leaned half of his body into the air duct from the corner of his eye, he would have passed directly.

He paused, then heard conversations in the engine room, and turned back to look in the door.

"How are you feeling? Must be bad, huh, those damn carb hairy things," Scott said, pulling a bunch of squeaky hairballs out of the air duct.McCoy looked around to see no one in the engine room but Scott, and it took him a few seconds to realize who Scott was talking to.

【Mr. Scott, let me remind you that you are also a carbon base composed of carbohydrates.In terms of composition, you are no different from these hairballs. ] A voice came from the loudspeaker in the engine room. It was a girl's voice. The girlish voice with a British accent and honorifics made her sound very gentle.That is Vita, the smart little girl whose enterprise account is ubiquitous.

This artificial intelligence installed on the enterprise account is very obedient. At the beginning, they were not used to the ubiquitous voice - the previous AI was not so humanized, it was just a pure question and answer vi, and it also had a very uncomfortable voice. A tone of voice at any time—but before they knew it, everyone began to get used to this ubiquitous voice.

McCoy suspected that Scott was particularly fond of talking to the little girl.

"Oh dear, it breaks my heart that you define me as the same species as these low-level ornamental pets..."

[I don't really understand this sentence... I scanned your body and found that your heartbeat is normal and there is no problem at all...] ​​McCoy felt that if ai had a face, it must be full of confusion [this is a ...a metaphor? 】

"Of course you stole my heart, my dear."

"Don't teach vita badly, Jim and Spock will never end with you when they come back." McCoy stood up at this time, interrupting what Scott might say, then smiled, looking at Scott Sweep the hairballs together and put them in a corner farthest from all the machines.

"Thanks for the Bohr particles, hurry up and think of a way, doctor, these hairballs are full of pipes, if you don't think about it, Vita will have a myocardial infarction." Scott said, then waved to the sky, and when the other party proposed The question explained before, "This is just a metaphor. The nuclear reactor power machine is equivalent to the heart of the Enterprise. Blocking the passage is the same as blocking the blood vessel."

[I understand, if it is this kind of metaphor, it is indeed very similar. ] Vita paused, and McCoy wondered if this should be called thinking—but think about it, does artificial intelligence have thinking? —Maybe it should be called running?

[The pile of hairballs near the core power makes me dare not start at all, even the pulse operation is not enough. The high-temperature hot air flow at the moment of ignition will instantly burn these carbohydrates into coke, and other gases will enter the circulation system through the filter device , and the carbon slag will be drawn into the turbine if it is blown away, affecting the operation. 】Vita's voice sounded a bit worried.

"Oh, no, no, no, this is not allowed. I will absolutely not allow my most beloved enterprise account." Scott shook his head, showing his characteristic 'who dares to touch my darling' expression , This amused McCoy, Scott is a technical geek and doesn't care about others, he can fight desperately with anyone who dares to use the enterprise account.

So at this time, he patted his chief engineer on the shoulder and told him to relax, "As long as you don't feed them, they won't continue to proliferate." This is what he just discovered. He was anxious to find the captain before. In order to tell him the important news quickly.

"Oh! Anyway, there isn't much food for them to eat on the ship. They're almost full." Scott shrugged and said irresponsibly.

"..." McCoy patted him and said nothing, but smiled, looked at the ceiling and asked the invisible voice, "Vita, tell me where the captain is?"

[I'm afraid he's not on board. ] Vita paused for a moment and then answered truthfully [The captain teleported to the planet below through the teleporter half an hour ago, it is said that he was looking for the peddler who sold hair balls.Need to call him? 】

"No need for now." McCoy waved his hand and said, then frowned and looked at Scott, "What should we do now? What should we do with these cuties? We can't, just throw them out..." The doctor His work ethic prevents him from strangling these little lives like this. "You know these cuties are so cute that Spock can't stop touching them."

As McCoy said, he picked up a hair ball and touched it, and the cute little thing made a happy cry.

"..." Scott looked at the unconscious action of the medical officer, and raised his eyebrows. He didn't know whether he should point it out. Before he could make a decision, Vita said it without any pressure. [Dr. McCoy, I have detected that when you start touching these hairballs, your heartbeat also starts to ease, and all hormone indicators tend to be calm. 】

"..." McCoy's expression at this time was priceless. Scott clearly saw their medical officer's face tangled for a while at a close distance, from anger to embarrassment to helplessness - obviously he also knew the accusation A little girl who doesn't understand is useless - so he put down the hairball in his hand in a daze.

Then they heard the invisible voice continue to say [I found that sound is a very strange factor for organic creatures. Take this kind of creature as an example, they will make sounds of different frequencies depending on the creatures they face, and the results will also be different. It's not the same, there are data showing that when facing most life forms, the sound made makes people feel comfortable, but when facing Klingons, they will make sharp screams and cause Klingons to panic. The vital signs are abnormally disordered. 】

"Oh..." McCoy suddenly felt as if he had a countermeasure after hearing Vita's words, he looked at Scott and smiled at him, "I remember that there was also a Kling parked nearby. A spaceship, right?"

"Yeah..." Scott nodded with a knowing expression and gave him a dirty smile.