The pregnant father of fast time travel is the most scheming

As soon as the day dawned, the rooster outside began to roar with a high-pitched voice. Qin Yao, who was in his sleep, turned over, grabbed the quilt and covered his head, and fell asleep again.

And Xiaotu opened his eyes at the moment the rooster crowed. In fact, he hadn't slept all night and had been observing Qin Yao all night. Except for the matter of attracting bees, he was basically asleep, and he was still motionless. If he hadn't seen Qin Yao His chest was bulging, and he thought he was holding someone who had been hanged (dead) for a long time.

Just now when Qin Yao turned over, he had already rolled up all the quilts, so Xiaotu stood up and poked the chubby 'Silkworm Treasure'.

Qin Yao moved and said in a muffled voice, "I'm so tired, I don't want to go to work today." I thought it was his mother.

work?Xiaotu was puzzled and poked again.

The 'silkworm treasure' on the bed began to shake and called "Mom~~"

"Who is mom?" Xiaotu couldn't help asking.

Qin Yao lifted the quilt, frowned and scratched his hair, humming, "Mom~, stop making trouble!"

Xiao Tudan knelt on the bed, crossed his body and put his hands on both sides of Qin Yao, looked at the cute red face, and said, "Is this king your mother?"

Qin Yao rubbed his face with his hands in a daze, narrowed his eyes, and saw a vague figure lying on top of him.After being stunned for a while, he opened his eyes wide and looked at Xiaotu. Such an incomparably handsome appearance scared his soul away!

"When did this king become your mother? Aifei, mother is the name of this king? If this king's guess is correct, you can call me 'mother' in the future."

Qin Yao shook his head in horror, and said in a daze, "My mother is my mother, not you."

Xiaotu wondered, "What does that mean?"

"Mom is mother, what's the point?"

"Why mother?"

"Mom, mom...it's just" I can't explain that this is a unique address for women, "This, this..." Qin Yao touched his chin, looked at Xiaotu's attitude of breaking the casserole and asking the end, "That, that..."

"The king humbly asks for advice, but my concubine falters." Xiaotu sneered and straightened up, looking down at him. "It's better for my concubine to take me to meet the person who created this title."

"Ah!" Qin Yao was dumbfounded. He didn't know who created this word. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and said seriously: "Seeing that the king is so studious, the concubine has nothing to hide. In fact, the meaning of this word is very It's simple, it depends on the king's ability to understand."

Xiaotu laughed loudly and said: "This king can read a thousand characters at the age of 3, shoot big eagles at the age of 5, fight with his father at the age of 8 and kill all directions, become the first in civil and military affairs at the age of 13, and ascend to the throne at the age of 15. Since then, the Kingdom of Hart has been on the throne of this king. You have already become a great country in your hands, dear concubine, do you still have any objections to this king's understanding?"

Qin Yao hurriedly shook his head and said flatteringly, "It's gone..." Hahaha, you are so powerful, why don't you travel around in the sky.

"Go ahead."

"Mom means so much."

"What? This is..." Xiaotu just wanted to ask, when he saw Qin Yao's questioning eyes and the corner of his mouth smiling lightly, no, you can't ask him, otherwise, the king will definitely be made fun of by him. The technique is indeed a masterpiece sent by other countries.Xiaotu chuckled and said, "I understand now, it's getting late for my concubine, it's time to get up."

Qin Yao looked at Xiaotu's posture just pressing down on one side of the quilt, while the other side was tightly pressed by himself. Seeing that his eyes seemed to want to kill him, he didn't dare to let him move away.With the words just now, he actually wanted to say that Aifei should be on her way.

I had no choice but to let myself slowly move down from the bed little by little, trying to get out.

Xiaotu frowned and watched as his head was buried in the quilt little by little, and his feet moved out little by little, moving slowly in the middle, looking like a big fleshy insect. "My concubine, what is this for?"

Qin Yao muffled: "The concubine is getting up."

Xiaotu was surprised and said: "This king has never seen such a method of getting up, Aifei is really an eye-opener..."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have to be the master of your concubines!"

Before he finished speaking, the shouting sound from last night reappeared in the yurt, Xiaotu got out of bed, got dressed, tidied up, and then went to the front to call a few people in.

Qin Yao also lifted the quilt at the moment he left, and took several breaths desperately, almost suffocating him to death just halfway through.

Sitting on the throne, Xiaotu watched several strange people with terrifying faces rushing towards him from outside the felt, his heart was shocked, and he quickly stood up and dodged to one side.

Nandi didn't sleep all night, not because he didn't want to sleep but because he couldn't sleep because of the pain. Fortunately, he waited outside the felt early, and seeing that he didn't fall into the king's arms, the three of them climbed up to Xiaotu and abandoned them.

Seeing Qi Li, Xiaotu shouted: "Come here! Where are they all dead!"

The guards outside the door quickly swarmed in front of Xiaotu, preventing the three of them from throwing arms at him.

Nandi cried and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, it's a concubine~ The concubine was killed last night, the king wants to make decisions for the concubine, eh..."

Hani and Suo Ta, who were side by side, echoed his words and complained to Xiaotu.

"Your Majesty, you can see that our injuries were all caused by being killed last night."

"Your Majesty wants to make decisions for your courtiers and concubines."

……

Xiaotu squinted his eyes slightly, looking at their faces that they couldn't bear to look straight at. The bumps of white and red, together with the white ointment washed by tears, made Xiaotu feel extremely disgusted.

So he raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, took the opportunity to cover his eyes, and said in a warm voice: "So it's the three concubines, what's going on? They made this... look."

Qin Yao came out from the back and looked at the game of several people throwing themselves at me, and said, "My lord."

Nandi heard the sound, turned her head to look at him ferociously, and cried: "The king is him. Last night, he must have attracted the grass bees to sting all the concubines with cuts and bruises, and even destroyed the yurts of the concubines. Uh...Qin Brother Concubine, we don't know where we offended you, and let you be so cruel."

Qin Yao wanted to laugh when he saw the funny faces of the three of them, but he held back and ran to the back of Xiaotu pretending to be terrified, and said frightenedly, "Your Majesty, who are they? It looks so scary, it scares the concubine and the prince!"

It deserves it, the wicked will be rewarded with evil!

Xiaotu immediately put his arms around him and turned his back to the three of them, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, my concubine, it's Concubine Nan and the others."

Qin Yao tremblingly turned his head and looked pitifully, "It turns out that Concubine Nan, concubines can't recognize Nan Concubine dressed up like this. Could it be the 'colorful' makeup that is popular this year?"

Seeing Xiaotu's shoulders trembling slightly with a smile, Nandi almost regained her breath, gritted her teeth and cried, "My lord, my concubine was murdered, uh... Your lord."

Xiaotu coughed, turned around and was forced to face the three of them squarely and said, "Concubine Nan said that Concubine Qin did it, do you have evidence?"

Nandi was stunned for a moment. He really had no evidence. Even if he had guessed it, it would have been destroyed by the fire last night.Said softly: "Your Majesty, the concubine made a slip of the tongue just now and wrongly blamed Concubine Qin, I hope that Concubine Qin's younger brother will forgive me."

Whoever is your younger brother will take advantage of me.Qin Yao said with a smile: "It's nothing, my concubines are always magnanimous, let alone just a few words."

Xiao Dan secretly said: "I just saw that he was trying to kill you, so be careful and protect the baby."

Qin Yao said: "If he doesn't move to kill, his predecessor will not die."

Xiaotu comforted through the guards: "Perhaps it's because the concubines' rouge gouache has a strong smell and attracted the grass bees, but the grass bees are not poisonous and harmless, but the stings hurt a little. My concubines, go back and heal your wounds. Come on." Man, give three bottles of honey ointment to Concubine Nan, Concubine Ha, and Concubine Suo, and ten bolts of silk, and I am building a yurt to caress my concubine's heart."

The three of Nandi kowtowed reluctantly and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your mercy."

After walking out of the felt, Hani said angrily, "I didn't expect to get this result. Really, why doesn't your majesty trust us?"

'Hiss~' Nandi touched the bag on her face, and said harshly: "Oh, the thing that makes me lose face must not be counted like this." Turning her head to look at the noble yurt, she said again: "Bitch, I'm here Let’s see how many days you can still dance, let’s go.”

After sending them off, Xiaotu didn't even eat food and went directly to deal with the national documents, leaving Qin Yao to gobble it up in the felt.

Xiao Dan said: "Let's go out to learn horses later, I looked at Xiaotu last night and seemed a little suspicious of you."

Qin Yao said: "A king's vigilance is not covered up. You think he really likes me so he stays with me. In fact, he is testing."

Xiao Dan was surprised and said: "So you have already seen it clearly."

Qin Yao said arrogantly: "Of course, Gongdou drama is not for nothing. The intrigues in it are thrilling every step of the way. I'm very professional. It's not a thing to look at people's eyes."

Xiao Dan admired: "You are so powerful, how can you be a big dung on the earth?"

'puff! Hearing this, Qin Yao sprayed the rice directly on the opposite throne, patted his frightened little chest, and said, "Ahem, cough, you—my family runs a chemical fertilizer factory, where did the poop come from? Tell you to stop slandering my work, or I will go on a hunger strike."

Xiao Dan was running through his mind quickly, and immediately said: "You are talking nonsense, when I brought you here the other day, you squatted in front of the mountain of poop and kept looking at it, and even touched it with your hand and sniffed it!"

Qin Yao shouted: "The conscience of heaven and earth, what I saw and touched that day was smelly soil, it is a new invention." After a while, he asked again: "Where is my body on the earth?"

Xiao Dan said: "After I hooked your soul out, your body fell into it uncontrollably! It's in that stinky soil, don't worry, you won't die!"

After being silent for a while, Qin Yao shook his head frantically, and shouted in his heart: "I've been ruined by you little bastard, and there are many beautiful women's happy movies on the computer. Shameless! You get out of here..."

Xiao Dan was turned upside down by the shaking, and quickly said: "Don't shake it, don't shake it, I have a solution."

Qin Yao stopped fiddling with his messy long hair and said calmly, "Let's talk."

Xiao Dan said: "After your task is completed, I will erase other people's memories of your embarrassment. This is always okay!"

Qin Yao got up, patted the wrinkled long clothes, and said, "Yes." Turning around, he flicked the toothpick in his mouth, and walked out with enchanting steps...