[Comprehensive] Forced to Mary Sue

I was lying in bed for a long time before recovering from the side effects of using "Tears of Mary". During this time, I could only support myself to sit up and even walk a few short steps from the bed to the toilet. It was extremely difficult, and it needed the assistance of Wei Weilian and Bai Jue, not to mention breaking through the obstruction of those two things and running out of the banded gopher's den.

Thinking about it makes me feel tired.

In addition to going to the toilet, there are more important tasks that I need to solve urgently.After a series of accidents, the few wooden fish rice balls I ate during the previous investigation mission have long since been digested, and I can feel my empty stomach wailing sadly.

I rubbed my deflated stomach and went to see Ban again. After he said a few words to me, he seemed to have exhausted his remaining energy and fell asleep leaning against the chair.

The huge underground space is only illuminated by a few erratic wall lamps on the rock wall, and I, who has lost one eye, am not used to such a limited field of vision, so I can't see his face clearly in such an environment.He leaned on the back of the chair, his face was turned to the other side, his long hair covered most of the side of his face, only his tall nose bridge and the textured skin that belonged to the old man could be seen.

I got off the bed, sat on the ground and leaned against the whirlpool at the head of the bed, turned my face, and said to me: "Light the fire, are you going to the bathroom again?"

I turned my head, there was no expression on that whirlpool face, but I still read the seriousness from his tone, I had a headache, I shook my head: "No, a person who doesn't have kidney deficiency can't go to bed in 10 minutes One toilet."

"Then what are you doing?" Bai Jue on the other side looked at me, then at Madara who was taking a nap with his eyes closed in the chair, and said, "Don't disturb Madara's sleep, although Madara is old now, but It's scary to be angry!" He said at the end, shaking his shoulders pretendingly.

I looked at Bai Jue and said very seriously: "I'm going to find the kitchen."

Bai Jue: "..."

Me: "I'm hungry."

Bai Jue: "...to light a fire, the toilets here are all freshly dug for you."

I thought for a while about the little gopher hole called the latrine that was apparently casually dug out of the rock wall of this gopher hole, and I gained a new understanding of the simplicity of this place.The creatures here, the white ones, the swirl faces, including the spots that barely belong to the human category, don't need to excrete, and don't need to eat.

In order to take care of me, who is still a mortal, Bai Jue and Wei Weilian now dug a toilet, I really thank them, haha.

So I asked Bai Jue very seriously: "Then can you dig a kitchen for me?"

Before he could answer, I waved my hand, indicating that there is no need for it. It is still too dangerous to use a gas stove in an underground confined space.Although it is possible to blow up this gopher nest and kill the great dream of creating a new world in the cradle, but I, who is still nesting here, cannot escape being blown into ashes and nourishing this land fate.

After thinking about it, I decided to use my food reserves first. I took out the scrolls that the female ninjas from the temporary medical center had given me from the ninja bag, and took out the food that was still warm.Uzumaki and Baijue sat on the side watching me keep taking out food from the scroll, let out a few exclamations, then kept asking what these foods were made of, and finally Uzumaki pointed at the last plate of sushi I took out , asked: "What is this?"

I looked at the plate of sushi in my hand. The seaweed roll was wrapped with rice grains, cucumber strips, ham and sardine slices, and I could smell the unique fresh aroma of seafood.

"This is... sardine sushi." I said, and then handed the plate of sushi to him, "Do you want to eat?"

Uzumaki stared at the plate of sardine sushi, shook his head, and said in a somewhat disappointed tone, "But I can't eat." Suddenly, he raised his head and looked behind me, "Hey, Madara, you're awake!"

I turned my head following his words, and saw that Madara, who had been resting on the chair before, had opened his eyes at some point, and was looking at us. My line of sight happened to meet his. The exploration was too strong, and I turned my head away after only looking at each other for a moment.

And Uzumaki has already pulled the plate out of my hand, and ran towards Madara happily: "Madara! This is the food brought by the fire! This is sardine sushi, Madara, please try it and tell me what it tastes like !"

I:"……"

spot:"……"

The air became stagnant, and even the flames on the rock wall danced uncomfortably, and only the death-like silence could be heard in my ears.

I felt that the eyes behind me seemed to have turned into a sharp sword and pierced my back, engulfed in a chill that made the hair stand on end.The whirlpool face was still there and said very puzzled: "Hey, why don't you eat it?" He didn't say a word, and the coolness intensified.

Under such pressure, I coughed a few times, then took out a piece of food from the scroll, and pretended to be surprised: "There is still a piece of wooden fish rice ball left here! I like wooden fish rice ball the most. Who likes it?" Then I stood up, turned around, walked slowly in front of Madara, and gave him a condescending smile showing sharp premolars, "Would you like some, Brother Madara?"

spot:"……"

After a long time, he said, "Don't laugh like that."

Then I reached out and took the plate with several wooden fish rice balls in my hand.

I grinned wider, and the premolars seemed to be shining coldly in the flickering firelight. He glanced at me and said, "It's ugly."

I:"……"

I hugged the pile of food and sat in the corner of the rock wall and started to eat. From my angle, I could see Madara taking out a wooden fish rice ball from the plate and slowly passing it to his mouth. His fingers were still like a young man’s. Long and fair, but above the wrist is skinny like an old man, and his elbows tremble a little when holding the rice ball, just like those ordinary old people.His chewing speed was also very slow, as if he hadn't eaten for a long time, and he could barely swallow.

Uzumaki and Baijue seem to be very interested in the movement of me eating with Madara. They didn't dare to stare at Madara all the time, so they squatted in front of me, staring at me from picking up the food to chewing and swallowing, without blinking. don't blink.

Bai Jue also asked me curiously: "Will the food come out as poop if it enters the mouth?"

…I refuse to talk to them while eating.

Madara didn't eat much of the plate of wooden fish rice balls. His body is very weak now, and even digesting food has become a huge burden.He only ate a little, then put the plate on the table, leaned on the back of the chair, his eyes were a little wandering, he didn't know what he was thinking.

I resealed the leftover food back into the scroll, but I did not take back the plate of wooden fish rice balls.

There is no concept of time in the ground, I can only sit on the bed and watch the fire light flickering on the rock wall. Every few minutes of waking up, Madara will fall into a long period of lethargy. During the period of his lethargy, I will do some simple exercises , such as sitting on the bed to refine chakra, practice the speed of knotting and so on.

The Uchiha family is good at fire escape ninjutsu, and my understanding of fire escape is limited to watching them stare at rabbit eyes and perform fire-breathing balls when they smashed against Uchiha on the battlefield.I still know the seal sequence of a few simple fire escape ninjutsu, but I still don't know anything about the more advanced fire escape ninjutsu. The candles on the wall are like sparks.

After thinking about it, I changed the movement of my hand and replaced it with a seal of a B-level water escape ninjutsu: "Water escape water dragon bullet jutsu!"

Bai Jue, who was standing in front of me, was sprayed in the face by the jet of water from my mouth, and was directly rushed to the rock wall by this momentum. Several candles were extinguished by the splashing water, and the light in the space became weaker , the ground is deep and shallow puddles.

I was a little surprised, could it be that as a Uchiha who is supposed to be good at fire escape, Uchiha is actually a water attribute chakra?

Bai Jue was still wiping the water off his face and complaining endlessly. I was surprised when I suddenly felt a very powerful gaze. I turned my head and saw that Madara sitting on the chair had woken up. Coming over, the red Sharingan was looking at me with a strange emotion in it.

I met his gaze with some doubts, but after looking at each other for a while, he suddenly turned his head away.

After being silent for a long time, he suddenly laughed, not like the usual sarcasm, but rather sighing.

Thank you, Archer, and the landmines for making Chixue!