[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

Two tall, burly and tough guys were playing rock-paper-scissors with a serious face. This scene seemed weird no matter how you looked at it.

"You give rocks and I give cloth—cloth!"

"You give rock and I give cloth—scissors!"

"You give rocks and I give cloth—stones!"

Dazai: "..."

He silently retracted the gun, put down Masaki who was under his arm, and let him climb up casually, while he slowly moved to Yoko's side, and squatted down to "watch the battle" like her.

"What's the matter?"

Dazai poked Yoko and asked in a low voice.

"Oh, because I couldn't fight with Oda, Gide couldn't get over it. So Oda proposed to compare rock-paper-scissors. Anyway, the two people's body skills are about the same, and their abilities are similar. They are not the same."

Dazai: "And then, how long have they been competing?"

Yoko pinched his chin and thought for a moment: "It's almost an hour. This is Oda Saku, and I'm already impatient with someone else."

At this time, Masaki climbed between Odasaku and Gide, seeming to find it amusing, giggling, Xiaopang clenched his hands into fists and stretched out.

Odasaku + Gide who released the scissors at the same time again: "..."

Two great supernatural beings lost to a child who couldn't speak.

Yoko squeezed his chin and nodded seriously: "Well, this kid looks like you."

Oda Saku picked up Masaki and said to Gide, "Let's compare later."

He weighed Masaki, turned around and asked Yoko: "It seems that he is a little heavier than before, has he grown up?"

Yoko looked Masaki up and down: "No, I think he was fed fat by his 'uncles'."

The child sucked his fingers and laughed again.

Odasaku asked Dazai again: "Did you succeed in resigning?"

"I left a note in the office and left. Normally, this should be considered a defection, but—"

Dazai shrugged casually: "Whatever."

As he spoke, he put his elbow on Yoko's shoulder and said with a playful smile, "If I am hunted down, will Ah Heng protect me?"

Yoko always felt like he was being laughed at for his height.

"I just wish you the best of luck." Yoko slapped his arm down.

Dazai cried and covered his heart: "Sure enough, you won't cherish what you get, Ah Heng, you don't love me anymore, my heart hurts so much."

Gide: "..."

What the hell is that cadre Dazai Osamu?

"Let's go and take you to see the new workplace."

Yoon waved at Gide.

Dazai was stunned: "Ah Heng, do you really want to take him in?"

"Ah, it's not considered admission." Yoko frowned in distress: "The school is just short of a physical education teacher, so let him fill in first. The salary will be paid as usual. If he doesn't want to stay in Yokohama one day, he will hand in a letter of resignation." You can go."

Unstable existence still needs to be kept under the watchful eye.

"Where are your subordinates?" Dazai asked Gide.

Gide showed a bitter smile: "I will explain to them that if they don't want to follow me anymore, they can leave at any time; if they want to continue to follow, I will take care of them."

"I see." Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly: "Be careful, I will always watch you."

……

After Yoko left Gide at school, he made a trip to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

Dazai left so quietly that no one seemed to notice that he had run away.

She walked to one of the five buildings, cleared her throat, and yelled, "Go and see! Mr. Sen is running naked! He doesn't even have 10cm!"

The roar was heard by everyone in the building.

"Really?! I always thought that the leader's aura must be 18cm no matter what!"

"No, why does Mr. Mori run naked? Isn't this perverted?"

"Isn't the leader a pervert?"

"What you said makes sense, anyway, let's go and have a look!"

……

After everyone left (the ones who didn't leave were thrown out by Yoko), Yoko climbed to the top floor and took a deep breath.

"Haha——!!!"

The whole building was uprooted by her like an onion along with its foundation.

"Go away!"

With a flick of her hands, she threw the building into the sea.

Pedestrians stopped on the road.

"Was it an earthquake just now?"

"No, it should be a typhoon. I saw big waves rolling up in the sea."

"Then go back and collect your clothes!"

It wasn't until the Mafia reacted that they found that one of their buildings was missing.

In the offshore area not far away, a black building is inserted crookedly into the sea like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Miss Yoko seemed to be very angry, so she pulled out our building. And the rumors of you running naked and... that have spread all over Hong Kong."

Guangjin Liulang said respectfully with his hands behind his back.

"Now even Yokohama's dark net has opened posts to talk about this matter, leader, do you need to ban this post?"

Mr. Sen laughed terribly, and the huge room was filled with his murderous aura.

But his tone was quite gentle: "Just ignore it. The more you clarify the so-called rumors, the more they will be labeled."

"Then our building..."

"Let the finance department calculate whether it will be more expensive to hoist the building from the sea, or to build a new one. By the way, Dazai should have 'defected', and he ordered him to go on, so there is no need to chase him down. Let Chuya come back by the way."

"Yes."

Guangjin Liulang nodded and accepted the order.

"Also, ask someone to post a new post, saying in the tone of an eyewitness that 'the leader of Hong Kong gangsters is indeed 18cm'."

——Be sure to build the post into a tall building, higher than the building lost by Hong Kong black! ! !

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

After a long time of trouble, you still care about it.

After Guangjin Liulang left, Mr. Mori slumped on the table like a liquid and sighed deeply.

His tone was rather resentful: "Oh, it's too difficult to be a leader. We have to save money for a while, Alice-chan~"

After finishing this sentence, Alice did not hear her answer.

"Alice sauce?"

Mr. Sen stretched his neck and turned his head, looking at the front leg of the table.

Alice usually likes to sit there and draw.

But right now, there's nothing there.

"Alice sauce?!"

Mr. Sen's voice panicked all of a sudden: "Where did you go, Alice-chan, don't scare me, Alice-chan woo woo woo QAQ"

·

At this time, Alice was shopping with Yoko, holding a chocolate ice cream in her hand.

"I want to stay with you recently." The little blond loli puffed her cheeks and said dissatisfiedly, "Lin Taro is over the mark, he secretly ordered ten suits! Ten suits! I have to show him one by one. "

"Does Alice hate little skirts?"

Yoko took a lick of strawberry ice cream.

"No, I just hate Rintaro's eagerness to change my clothes."

Yoko blinked and proposed excitedly: "Then how about I burn those dresses for you?"

"Eh?" Alice-chan hesitated, and felt distressed: "But the little skirt is innocent."

"I'll give you [-] more sets, and you can choose the style you like." Yoko put his hands on his hips and snorted coldly: "I won't wear the skirt bought by that pervert, I will piss him off!"

Alice showed a bright smile instantly: "Deal!"

That night, when Mr. Mori was sleeping, an inexplicable fire caught in the closet. Not only Alice's little skirt, but even his own clothes were all burned.

Mori Ogai with only one pajamas left: "..."

He loves this city dearly.

But the city seems to have a mind of her own.

Moreover, Mr. Mori's misfortune did not stop.

You will choke if you drink saliva;

Walking will be stumbled by flowers and plants;

A bicycle can cause a car accident;

Going out for a walk, my mouth was almost crooked by the wind.

……

No way, he had to stay in his office.

It didn't feel like staying at home before, but now Alice has also run away. He was facing the empty room by himself, and suddenly felt that the office was very cold.

"Alice~~~ When will you come back~~~ I'm so lonely QAQ"

·

When I came back a week later, I found that I missed so many things when I left!

Dazai actually defected?

Yoko pulled the Hong Kong and Black Building?

Alice and the wild man... Pooh, the wild woman ran away?

Has the leader 18cm become a hot topic in Hong Kong and black?

He, Zhong Yuanzhong is also a lo-girl, and the photos of women's clothing have gone viral all over the neon?

As soon as Chuya came back, Mr. Mori finally stopped being unlucky, and Alice came back wearing the wild man... no, the little skirt that the wild woman bought her.

The reason why he is no longer unlucky is that Yoko is too busy dealing with Chuya's "chasing" and has no time to trip up Mori Ogai.

"You actually posted that kind of photo of me on the Internet! Stop and don't run!!!"

Zhong also chased after furiously, and Yoko ran pitifully in front.

They've done three laps around Yokohama.

"Chuya, listen to my explanation, I really didn't post it, that little bitch Osamu Dazai posted it in my name!!!"

"I don't care, the son owes the father... no, the husband owes the wife! Anyway, it must be the two of you working together!!!"

"It's not that I don't have one! By the way, Chuya, have you been promoted? Let me treat you to dinner!"

Chuya and Dazai were promoted just before and after, but it was a pity that they went on a business trip to the west as soon as they were promoted to cadres, and they didn't even have a celebration banquet.

As a result, when I came back, I encountered so many broken things.

"Eat a bloody meal! Don't run away and let me beat you up!!!"

In the end, Zhong couldn't run anymore, and lay down on the ground panting, "You... huh... don't run..."

Yoko turned to look at him, walked over hesitantly, and poked him with a twig: "We are good sisters, how could I cheat you."

Nakaya actually learned how to rape, seeing Yoko walking this way and pretending to be dead, when she got close enough, he suddenly jumped up and held her head.

"Fart! Who is the sister, I am a man!"

"Hey, if you're really angry, send that photo of Aji too."

Zhong also thought about it, and tapped his palm: "You are right... You really didn't post that post?"

"Really not." Yoko wanted to cry but had no tears: "Am I such a bad person?"

Zhong also looked at her in disbelief: "What kind of a good person do you still think you are?"

Yoko: "..."

"Forget it." Zhong also sat down and took out his mobile phone, but he searched through the photo album, but he couldn't find the picture of the bride.

Zhong also scratched his head: "Hey, where are the photos?"

Yoko suddenly had a bad feeling, and took out his mobile phone, and after a while——

"Ah, my save picture is gone."

"Tai, Zai, Zhi!!!"

The two said in unison.

He must have deleted it secretly!

With his little hacking skills, it is quite easy to delete a photo.

"No, I developed the photo before, and I will take it when I go home."

As a result, Yoko went home and ransacked the box, but couldn't find the wedding card.

"Hey, where did it go? I remember it was placed here?"

"What is Ah Heng looking for?"

Dazai suddenly appeared by the door.

"Looking for photos... Aji!!!"

"Photo?" Dazai held a photo between two fingers, shook it, and said with a smile, "Is it this one?"

"Ah, give it back to me!"

Yoko jumped on it directly, jumping up and down to grab the photo.

Dazai held the photo high above his head.

"But the person on the photo is me. It's fine for Ah Heng to hide my photo secretly. If he wants to use it, do he have to ask for my permission?"

"Bah! Did you ask for China's approval when you posted? Did you ask for my approval when you posted in my name? Hurry up and give me a double standard!"

Dazai sighed, eyes half-closed, and said quietly:

"When Ah Heng and I were together, I really didn't want to hear other men's names from you, especially that slug's name."

He turned over the photo and put it in the inner pocket of the sand-colored windbreaker.

The windbreaker was given by Oda Saku, to celebrate his leaving Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, and ushering in a new life from then on.

It is just right with the sea glass tie buckle that Yoko sent before.

"Do you want a photo, Ah Heng?"

He put his hand on the back of Yoko's head, bent down, and brought it close to her ear.

Gently gripping the earlobe with his teeth, the tips of his teeth rubbed together.

Yoko's face turned red all of a sudden.

She covered her ears and said in a sticky voice, "What are you doing?"

Dazai smiled lightly, and said in a low and hoarse voice:

"What is Ah Heng going to exchange for the photo?"

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