[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

"I think this should be a misunderstanding."

Dazai's eyes were extraordinarily innocent, and his tone was full of credibility:

"I really have no impression of her, and I have never promised any girl other than you."

"is it?"

Yoko raised his eyelids, glanced at the girl opposite with displeasure, and raised his voice so that the girl could hear:

"I'll count to three, Azhi, you decide to go with me or her. 1——"

As soon as he counted to 1, Dazai grabbed Yoko's hand.

"A man can live as long as he remembers one, and only one girlfriend is enough."

He said with a deep face, full of desire to survive.

"Let's go."

Yoko nodded in satisfaction.

The girl looked as if she had received a huge blow, and the two of them walked past her hand in hand, and she suddenly squatted on the ground, crying hysterically.

After ten steps, Yoko turned his head and looked at her speechlessly.

"Ah Heng..."

Dazai grabbed her hand tightly.

"You are my boyfriend, and I don't know her, so I choose to believe you."

Yoko said slowly, with a natural tone.

"But it's so late, letting her cry here is easy to cause trouble."

After finishing speaking, she waved to the girl and shook the shopping bag from the supermarket.

"Hey, do you want to have hot pot tonight?"

Dazai opened his eyes wide.

He said with some difficulty: "That... Ah Heng, she seems to be your rival in love?"

He didn't hide the disbelief and dissatisfaction in his tone at all.

So why aren't you jealous?

Can't you be jealous?

Yoko gave him a meaningful look: "Not soon."

Dazai: "Huh???"

There is an inexplicable bad feeling.

The girl was also very surprised to hear Yoko's invitation without any grievances. She raised her tear-stained face to look at the "rival in love", and said in a low voice:

"You... invited me to your house for dinner? Why?"

"I can't let you cry here, can I?" Yoko tilted his head and said in a helpless tone, "Harmonious Yokohama is imperative. If something happens to you that affects the public security of the city, I will suffer a lot."

After a pause, she said again: "Actually, I'm a very talkative person. If you didn't hurt me, I would like to be gentle with you. How about it, come or not? My cooking should not be difficult to eat."

Anyway, she didn't cook it, but hot pot, just wash it and throw it in the pot to cook it should be fine... right?

The girl glanced at Dazai cautiously, seeing his deep eyes that implied warning and dissatisfaction, she shrank her neck.

Turning her head again, seeing Yoko's warm eyes full of encouragement, she mustered up her courage and nodded.

"Then, that's annoying."

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"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, who is that woman you brought back?"

While peeling the radish, Shinji asked Dazai curiously.

"Your brother-in-law's admirer, your elder sister's rival in love."

Dazai poked the live mackerel in the pool and was almost thrown into the water.

Shinji looked at Dazai with the same eyes as he looked at a brave man: "But Big Sister doesn't seem to be angry, how did you do that?"

Not only is he not angry, but he is also stable.

This brother-in-law seems to be a very powerful Yazi, and the little boy decided to learn from it.

Dazai turned his head to look at the girl who was crying with her head buried in Yoko's arms before, but now was talking and laughing, and sighed a long time.

Then said very sadly: "Soon she will become my rival in love."

Shinji: "Huh?"

Kemi whistled, and grabbed Shinji's shoulder: "Don't you understand this?"

Xingsuke also joined the conversation: "The big orange has been ordered."

You cleared his throat: "Cough, there is orange smell in the orange."

Even Saku Le, who just turned four years old, came to make up for Dazai: "Tachibana is in great shape."

Dazai narrowed his eyes, and pressed their heads one by one: "Where did you all learn these words, be careful, I will tell Odasaku."

MC: "Wow, it's so insidious, such a big person is still making small reports!"

"Oda Saku doesn't care about this." Xingsuke smiled and made a grimace with his tongue out: "What you need to worry about most now is whether your eldest sister will be abducted by others."

Before Dazai beat them up, Xingsuke led his brothers and sisters to disperse, leaving only Dazai and the mackerel in the pool staring at each other.

"Hey, who will clean up the fish after all of you are gone?"

Dazai watched the mackerel spitting bubbles in bewilderment, not knowing what to do.

"I've only killed people, not fish."

he murmured.

In the end, the fish was not taken care of, so it was raised in a water basin, and the girl who was brought back also completely forgot about Dazai, and turned to Yoko's arms.

Yoko:=v=

Rival?

It doesn't exist, it will all be my harem from now on.

"You said you were the daughter of the Sumiyoshi group in Hakata?"

Dazai frowned and thought for a while before he finally got some impression.

"We haven't even met the serious side, why did you act like you recognized me before?"

The girl lowered her head in embarrassment, looking very ashamed.

"When you were discussing business with your father and elder brothers, I sneaked in and took a look, and I really liked your face. Then I told them, Dad told me not to worry, you would definitely be willing to marry into my house. Oh, he said He also asked about the type of women you like."

Dazai squeezed his chin and recalled: "Well, Mr. Sumiyoshi did ask this question, I answered it casually, and I didn't agree to marry you."

Miss Sumiyoshi opened her eyes in surprise: "But my father and brother said that you agreed, and that you promised them that you will only look at me in the future."

The girl complained angrily: "If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't have run away from home to see my 'fiancé'!"

"It turns out that what they planned was to kill first and play later..."

Dazai squeezed his chin, thoughtfully.

If he and Yoko hadn't disappeared directly in Hakata, the Sumiyoshi group might have kidnapped him into the auditorium.

"The boss of the Sumiyoshi group really dotes on his daughter."

Yoko said with emotion.

"I'm now determined to change my past!" Ms. Sumiyoshi clenched her fists innocently: "It's really not a good habit to just look at the face, who knows the perfect surface is a person or a ghost."

Saying that, he glanced at Dazai with disgust.

"For lovers, you should look for someone like Yoko-chan - considerate and gentle, strong and kind, who will worry about my dangers outside, and will patiently coax me and make me laugh when I cry."

Dazai: "..."

Sure enough, his predictions never go wrong ==

To fall in love, it is not only necessary to prevent fire, theft, girlfriends, men and women, CP, all kinds of monsters, ghosts and non-human beings, but also flowers and plants.

Alas, I am tired.

He frowned, and said in an unexpected tone, "Ah Heng is my girlfriend."

"It's not a problem." Miss Sumiyoshi couldn't suppress her excitement, and waved her hand: "There is no corner that cannot be dug, only the mistress who doesn't work hard."

Yoko squirted out a mouthful of Coke.

"Miss Sumiyoshi, please don't teach my younger brothers and sisters bad!"

After finishing speaking, he also asked Xingjie and the others: "Forget about this sentence."

Dazai pulled his face, and the boss was not happy: "Miss Sumiyoshi, have you finished eating yet? Hurry back to Hakata after eating, or you won't be able to catch the last bus if you are late."

"I'm going to sleep with Yoko-chan tonight!" Miss Sumiyoshi held Yoko's arm.

Dazai's eyes were pierced, his voice sank, and his tone was threatening:

"I remember that the Sumiyoshi group intends to develop a side business in the Yokohama New Port Area, and I happen to be managing the area in the New Port Area. Do you think I should tell Mr. Mori to raise the 80.00% 'protection tax', or simply prohibit—"

Before he finished speaking, Yoko stuffed a chopstick with crab leg meat.

She put the grilled crab leg meat on a plate and pushed it to Dazai: "Eat more and talk less."

Miss Sumiyoshi's jealous eyes glowed green: "I want Yoko-chan too~"

Yoko spread his hands together: "No more, only boyfriends."

Dazai gave Sumiyoshi-san a triumphant smile, pulled the plate away, and shut up to eat.

Mmm, it smells so good~

Dazai and Miss Sumiyoshi had to stay overnight after dinner, and Odasaku's small house couldn't accommodate so many people, so everyone had to move house once at night.

The courtyard of the sea view villa has not been finished, but the furniture in the house is basically ready, but the concession area is a little far away from the place where Oda works and Leibo Street where the children go to school, and there is no commuter car, so it has not been used before. move.

I sent an email to Odasaku, explaining where the children will sleep tonight, and a large group of people went to the concession area in a mighty way.

"Taking advantage of the opportunity of moving, let Odasaku resign directly."

Dazai walked beside Yoko and said in a low voice.

"I'm a little worried. The leader Zai reminded me to be careful of Mr. Sen. I thought about it. You are the only ones he can use to threaten me."

After a pause, Dazai continued: "Heng, I am very relieved. You are very strong, and you are Chuya's friend. Mr. Mori dare not touch you, but it is hard to say to others."

"Well, the house is almost finished anyway, I'll ask Odasaku when he comes back."

Yoko suddenly thought of something, turned to him and asked, "What about you?"

Dazai was silent for a long time, then spoke slowly:

"I don't know...I'm sorry, Ah Heng."

He looked at the stars in the sky, and there was a feeling of bewilderment and helplessness in his tea-brown eyes.

This Dazai looks more like a child.

"What does it mean to be alive, and what is the purpose of living, I may not have figured it out yet. So, can Ah Heng give me some more time?"

"It's okay." Yoko raised his hand and rubbed his soft forehead hair, and said with a smile: "I don't know what to do in the future, just think about it slowly. If it doesn't work, I won't go to work. I will support you."

Dazai looked solemn: "Actually, I have the most pressing problem right now, compared to going to work or not."

Yoko also became serious: "What's the problem?"

Dazai's sad expression seemed to be suffering from some terminal illness: "I have suffered from insomnia recently, and I need Ah Heng to sing to me to sleep."

Yoko: "..."

"It's the fisherman's song you sang, other songs are not accepted."

"Osamu Dazai, are you naive? You eat your own jealousy?"

"Actually, I'm also jealous of this city."

Dazai opened his eyes wide and complained aggrievedly: "Since I know you, you have been working hard for the stability of this city, you have also run a school, and the whole bunch of the most chaotic streets...you are too much for this city. Come on!"

Yoko: "..."

#This person is jealous, and that object is myself#

"I saw a sentence in the book before, 'Loving someone is like handing a knife to the other person, which means giving her all the rights to hurt herself.'"

Dazai suddenly bent down, leaned his head on Yoko's shoulder, and rubbed it like a cat.

"Ah Heng, I handed me over to you."

Yoko sighed.

"You are really insecure."

Dazai raised his head from Yoko's shoulder, and said with a whimper:

"Actually, I just want Ah Heng to sing to lull me to sleep. I don't have what others have, and I will doubt my own value."

Yoko rubbed his forehead and laughed.

"Okay, okay, let me sing the head office. What else do you want?"

Dazai's eyes lit up, and his tone became a little more imperceptibly hot.

"So... a date tomorrow? How about watching a movie?"

Yoko: "Okay, but I have something to do during the day, wait for you to get off work."

She has to beat Fuyuki and Hakata.

"Let's go to the amusement park the day after tomorrow. The jumping machine was robbed in the middle of playing last time."

Dazai complained in a long voice, "That Russian guy is really ignorant and stingy. He won't even let him wear his hat."

Yoko put his fisherman hat on his head: "Okay, go to the amusement park the day after tomorrow."

"Ah Heng, when are you going to sleep with me? The day after tomorrow?"

"Don't go overboard =="

"Then when will we have a second child~" Dazai clasped his palms together, his eyes sparkling: "I can't wait to take maternity leave."

Yoko said with a straight face: "Let me go to the Ministry of Health and Welfare to ask how far the research on male fertility has gone."

"Eh~~~~~~"

"Hey what, don't be cute!"

"You're killing me!" Dazai took three steps back grabbing the clothes on his chest, covered his face with one hand, and wailed, "Ah, I'm so uncomfortable, I'm about to lose my breath, does Ah Heng have any medicine? Help me~"

Yoko: +v+

God, what kind of coquette is this? !

It's too cute!

Taking advantage of the people around him not paying attention, Yoko quickly leaned over, tiptoed and pecked him on the lips.

"No medicine, but I just ate sugar."

Miss Sumiyoshi was dragged ahead by Kosuke and the others (Dazai bribed the children with money), but when she turned around, she saw the two kissing behind the street lamp.

Dazai even secretly gave her a "yeah".

Miss Sumiyoshi, you are so angry.

This scheming bitch Dazai Osamu!

The author has something to say: Comments will come back later~

The phrase "Loving someone is equivalent to handing over the right to hurt yourself to the other party" comes from Jiang Fangzhou of the Round Table School. This program is good, Amway for everyone~

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Dazai is really good at coaxing children. In the official "Dazai's Entrance Test", the part where he comforts the frightened children really moved me.

Probably learned from Oda Saku?

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Jinjiang should have drawn again. If the little fairy who voted for Bawang didn’t send out the comment for the first time, she must check whether the fee has been deducted. If it is deducted, it is a success. Don’t send it again

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Thanks to the little fairy who threw thunder~

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