[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

When he was away from work, Yoko went to the supermarket to buy a pair of height-increasing insoles.

The clerk saw that the number she was holding was the size of men's shoes, and said with a smile: "Little girl, you should choose a large insole. This is a men's model, and the shelves for women's insoles have to go further in."

"That's right, I bought it for my son." Yoko said vaguely, "He's too embarrassed to come."

The majestic leader of Hong Kong Hei, who was rumored to have died for two months, ran out to buy height-increasing insoles by himself. Thinking about it makes people bald.

The clerk stared suspiciously at Yoko's large loli face, and then glanced at the insole in her hand.

She quickly figured it out, after all, some people are naturally tender.

"I didn't expect you to be a mother at such a young age."

she said emotionally.

The clerk had a smile on her face, and reminded her intimately: "It is best not to use height-enhancing insoles for children, otherwise it will affect the growth and bone development of children."

"Then he should be fine," Yoko muttered.

She recalled the height that Dazai told her last night, nodded as if she had confirmed something, and her tone was full of pride: "It doesn't matter, my son will grow to 181 after being smashed, and he will definitely not break his leg here."

Yoko also gestured with his hand to increase the credibility of the words.

The clerk's expression became even more strange.

"Then... okay, Katsumi 700 yen."

Odasaku came out from the merchant he commissioned, and saw Yoko coming out of the supermarket with height-enhancing insoles in his hands from a long distance away. When she came over, he asked suspiciously, "Does Ah Heng feel that he is not tall enough?"

"Ah...not really, I might have to disguise myself when I go on a mission in the future." Yoko said bitterly, "Maybe I need to pretend to be a tall boy."

She was a little guilty of lying to Oda Tsukuru.

Odasaku didn't say anything, but just rubbed Yoko's hair: "I thought you thought you were short, but Ah Heng is actually very cute now."

Yoko's eyes lit up: "Really? What if I'm not 156.8 cm, but 156.8 meters?"

Seriously, Daimaru Mountain, which is more than 150 meters high, is her true height.

Oda Saku thought about it carefully, and his tone sounded a bit embarrassed: "It's more than 150 meters, it's hard to imagine. But Ah Heng should be cute no matter what he looks like."

"Odasaku, you are really an angel! An angel of the healing department!"

Yoko was moved to tears.

Ah, as expected of Odasaku, no matter which world she is in, she is her favorite old father.

Kunikida, who was following behind the father and daughter, covered his face with one hand, looking full of desire to complain.

"Oda, I think you dote on children too much, and what's more than 150 meters away is a monster, right? It can't be called cute."

Today is the mission of Odasaku and Kunikida. As a new member, Yoko's job is to observe and learn from the seniors.

There is nothing to say about the missions, they are more routine and common to detective agencies, but on the way back, the three of them ran into a bank robbery.

The gate of the bank has been surrounded by mobile police. The team leader shouted inside with a loudspeaker:

"Listen, robbers, you are surrounded. Hurry up and surrender, don't make unnecessary resistance. It's not too late to turn around now, or your mother will cry for you."

"Bah, my mother is dead long ago!"

Through the rolling door, the roar of the robbers could be faintly heard in the bank.

"The mother in heaven will cry too. Don't you want to be a good boy who can make your mother proud?"

Kunikida took out his ID and handed it to the police officer in charge: "I'm Kunikida, an investigator from the Armed Detective Agency. What's going on inside?"

"Oh~ Is it the Armed Detective Agency? I've been waiting for you for a long time!" The policeman shook hands with Kunikida and said excitedly, "I'm relieved that you are here."

He wiped the sweat from his brow, and clicked on the shutter door with his chin: "The bank staff rang the alarm in time. The robbers expected that they would not be able to escape, so they locked the door before we arrived, and kidnapped all the employees and employees in the bank." Customers, in order to blackmail the police to provide vehicles and the smooth flow of escape routes."

"Give them the car first, and stabilize these people temporarily?" Kunikida said to the police.

"These people are carrying heavy weapons. If they are allowed to escape, they may cause more casualties when they are hunted down."

"Don't be so troublesome." Oda Saku interjected: "Ah Heng has already passed."

Kunikida was stunned: "What is she going to do?!"

Odasaku pointed to Yoko, and Kunikida, who always followed the rules, watched helplessly as the girl raised her foot and kicked it directly, and she made a big hole in the rolling door.

Two minutes later, she came out of the hole with three men with livid faces and foaming at the mouth.

"Here, these are the three robbers."

The girl stuffed the man to the police.

"Ah, oh, thank you." The policeman said dully.

Kunikida murmured in disbelief: "Should I say that your destructive power is used in the right place?"

"Hey." Yoko scratched the back of his head and smiled honestly.

"Rookie, you are too reckless! Going in like this may cause the robbers to hurt the hostages. You must report before the next operation!"

Kunikida, who is like an old lady, adjusted his glasses, took out his small notebook, and thought: "Really, the newcomers who came recently are too disruptive, and that Akutagawa is also... well, the price of the rolling door... now The detective agency will have to spend another sum."

"Got it, little teacher." Yoko muttered in a low voice.

Kunikida turned into this old lady character when he grew up, it's too scary.

"Huh? What the hell is little teacher? I'm a lot older than you, obediently call Kunikida-kun or senior. Hey, did you hear me?!"

……

Yoko, who was supposed to single-handedly solve the bank robbery case, was going to write a report on the case in the afternoon, but she slipped away and passed the job to Kunikida.

Pretending not to hear the other party's roar, Yoko ran to the farmland to find Akutagawa, and continued to inquire about the leader Zai.

"Pistachio, pistachio~ tell me what kind of person is the former leader of Hong Kong black?"

Akutagawa's mouth is very strict, as if he is worried about something, but also seems to be defending something.

"This is the third time you have asked this person with me."

He frowned, his tone was not kind, and he said in a vicious voice: "As rumored outside, he is already dead, and there was nothing to mention in his lifetime, so there is nothing worth mentioning."

After a pause, Akutagawa asked her in turn, with a bit of vigilance in his eyes: "Why do you want to inquire about him?"

"Oh, I'm his father, and he's my son." Yoko said nonsense solemnly: "He owed me his upbringing and didn't pay back, so he can't just die like this."

Akutagawa's ferocious expression froze, and instantly turned into eyes looking like a fool.

"Are you fooling me?"

Yoko was silent for a moment, then poked Akutagawa: "Hey, don't you really try handstand push-ups? Maybe it will really work?"

Akutagawa: "...No."

"Mr. Akutagawa, you are no longer Dad's little pistachio."

Yoko ran away sadly.

That night, Yoko meets Dazai at the cemetery.

The leader Zai probably never imagined that after his "death", his grave would become a holy place for a couple of dogs and men to check in every night.

Like the Yok game, trade [inner height × 2] to Dazai, and get the [brick red fisherman hat × 1] and [mobile phone × 1] traded by Dazai.

Dazai put Little Red Riding Hood on Yoko's loose hair, looked down and frowned.

"I always think it looks incongruous without braids." He said enthusiastically, "Ah Heng, let me make your braids for you!"

"Eh? I don't want it." Yoko held out his hand to him, and said in a dissatisfied tone, "Give me back my little rubber band."

"My hands are very clever!"

Yoko squinted at him: "I'm afraid you'll make me bald =="

"how can that be possible."

Dazai put his hands on Yoko's shoulders with a smile, pressed her to sit on the grass, picked up a lock of her hair, and tied her into two small braids involuntarily.

It was the first time for him to tie someone's hair, but his skills were not good enough, so the braids were crooked.

Dazai stared at it for a moment, then sighed dissatisfied.

"Well... let's do it all over again."

He seems to be addicted to playing. He disassembled and reassembled it twice, and he completely mastered the method of braiding girls.

"How is it?" Dazai took a step back, admiring his "masterpiece", "It's better than what you did yourself."

Yoko turned his head and flicked his bangs unnaturally: "Well, let's force it."

Dazai put the fisherman's hat back on Yoko's head, and handed her the phone: "This phone will be used for our single-line connection in this world in the future. There is one more thing, and I need Ah Heng to do me a favor."

The finger holding the phone is very beautiful, slender and fair, with well-defined joints

On the mobile phone that the teenager handed over, there was also a small blue shark pendant poked out of wool felt, which was somewhat similar to the rubber band Yoko used to tie his hair.

But on the shark's head, there were two circles of white tape tied obliquely, which looked exactly like the bandage on Dazai's head.

Yoko lowered his eyes.

If she didn't answer, Dazai wouldn't take back his hand.

After hesitating for a moment, she still took it back.

"What's the matter?"

"I'm afraid Ah Heng will continue to play music every night."

"...So you like people playing disco on your grave so much?"

The girl's gaze on Dazai's face was very complicated.

"Your own grave, I'd better leave you the chance to order a song. What type do you want to listen to? Lyric or rock?"

After a pause, she continued: "If you want to sing and dance rap, I can try it too... just treat it as a gift from the phone."

"I've said it before, don't treat us as one person."

Dazai changed the subject, his voice lowered: "I plan to go fishing. There are people dancing on the grave of the former leader of Hong Kong and black every night. As long as I spread the news, who do you think will come to investigate?"

"That's too much." Yoko scratched his fingers: "Gravekeeper, Hong Kong gangsters, military detectives, military police, supernatural secret service..."

Dazai reminded with a smile: "Who were we planning to find?"

Yoko blinked and immediately understood: "Will the leader Jae himself come too?"

"If it were me, I would definitely come to confirm it myself."

A playful light flashed in Dazai's eyes.

"It's interesting, isn't it? In order to attract me to show up, I used such a clumsy and cute way. Even if it is a person who has no interest in life but wants to die, he hopes to be happy for the last time before closing his eyes."

Dazai's tone inexplicably gave Yoko a sense of "which sand sculpture would dare to harm me".

She felt despised again.

Very good, don’t even think about lyrical rock singing and rap, you are only worthy of square dancing!

"I've handed over Wuzhen to Ah Heng, and I'll figure out a solution for other organizations."

"Then... what if the person who came is not him?"

Dazai narrowed his eyes: "If not, it means that he has a reason why he can't get out, or he can't come because of some kind of force majeure."

If so, prepare for the worst.

For a week after that, Yoko came every day to lead Zaifentou to dance in the square dance, abruptly stirring up the eerie atmosphere of the cemetery at night.

As a result, they didn't have the big fish they wanted to wait for, and it was Zhongye in the Central Plains who was the first to "take the bait".

"What are you doing?"

Zhong also saw Yoko and Dazai sitting next to the tape recorder playing rock-paper-scissors, and their faces darkened.

On the grass next to the two of them, there were also various snacks such as roast chicken, mochi and senbei.

Music still playing on the tape recorder: "Burn My Calories!"

Nakaya stepped forward and grabbed Dazai by the collar.

"I felt something was wrong before, you... you really aren't that guy, are you?!"

The author has something to say: Leader Zai: I regret it now, especially regret it.