[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

Although it is a face-to-face basis, Yoko finds that everyone's topics will always focus on her unconsciously.

For example, praise--

"Became the principal at a young age, it's really a hero from ancient times."

For another example, curious——

"It's not easy to be the principal of Yokohama, how did you do it?"

Another example, self-recommendation——

"I'm pretty good at cooking. Is there a shortage of cooks in your school's cafeteria?"

Yoko thought to himself, it might be because of his occupation.

After all, the principals or directors of other schools are either old men with beards or ruthless middle-aged capitalists, and a cute little fairy like her has never sat in this position.

Rare things are expensive, and it's normal to receive attention.

Chatting, beating and singing, everyone seemed to have nothing to say in the end, and the atmosphere gradually solidified.

In the weird atmosphere, Ango Sakaguchi apologized first and went to the bathroom.

He carefully observed whether there was anyone following behind him, and after entering the cubicle, he glanced around vigilantly. After judging that there was no monitoring equipment around, he took out his mobile phone to send an email.

"To Farming Officer:

The ability doesn't work on the target 0001A, and it's impossible to judge its origin. At present, she is an excellent little girl, and most of the discussions with netizens are topics that girls of this age care about.It's her netizens... I hope it's me who cares too much. ps, do you want to continue to observe? "

A few seconds later, he received an order - "Continue to observe"

When he left, he deliberately pressed the toilet to flush.

Not long after Ango Sakaguchi returned to the private room, Rena Minzumu went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup with lipstick and powder.

She looked around in front of the empty sink and lowered her voice:

"I didn't find any abnormalities, she is a little girl with a very positive outlook. I think my main task is to sneak into the black organization... But the little girl's netizens look more suspicious, especially the blond-haired and black-skinned Amuro Through, can you apply for the investigation target to be replaced by him? I have a hunch that this person may become the key to my infiltration."

Shui Wurenai returned to the private room, and after a few minutes, Tachihara Michizao clasped his hands together and said embarrassedly: "Ah, my stomach hurts, maybe I drank too much ice coke."

He hurried into the bathroom and sent LINE to the military and police superior——

"This girl is very salty. I asked her if she was busy with work every day, and she actually said, "Eat, drink, beat Dazai, she is very leisurely." Is the principal of the righteous school so inferior? Is that Dazai from Hong Kong? I beat people every day, and I don’t feel like dealing with Hong Kong gangsters very well. Is there still a need to investigate? Ah... By the way, do you have any information about Ango Sakaguchi? I think there is something wrong with him, as if he is hiding something.”

After Tachihara Michizo returned to the private room, Amuro Toru stood up again.

He went to the bathroom and called Gin:

"Gin, I didn't expect you to be shaved by such a little girl hahaha——"

In fact, there is no need to make this call now, but he just wanted to laugh at Gin.

"Do you want to die? Bourbon." Gin's tone was sinister.

"I just want to express my gratitude to you who often walk by the river and finally got your shoes wet." Toru Amuro said in a relaxed and cheerful tone, "By the way, I am also blonde, do you think she will do it to me?"

Gin didn't answer, but hung up the phone directly.

Toru Amuro turned around and sent the photo of Rena Mizumu just taken to his colleague Yuya Kazami from the Ministry of Public Security.

"This woman looks familiar. I seem to have seen her around 'Rye Whiskey'. Check the database for her information."

After Toru Amuro returned to the private room, Yoko finally couldn't help it: "Well, I also want to go to the toilet, you guys continue to play."

She ran to the bathroom, locked the cubicle door, took out her mobile phone, clicked on the city chat group, and typed.

--a lovely family--

[Yokohama]: Help, is it so embarrassing to meet with netizens?They ran to the toilet one by one, making it strange that I didn't come!

[Fuyuki]: Well, I don’t know the basics. Generally, when you are in a social relationship, you go to the bathroom frequently, which means that this person is not interested in the few people present, or the atmosphere is too dull and boring, so I have to go to the bathroom to relieve the embarrassment.

【Yokohama】：Is that so? QAQ

【Tokyo】:……

[Yokohama]: Why post a little bit, just say what you have to say.

[Tokyo]: It’s okay, I just watched a movie involving many themes such as magic, suspense, psychological action, etc. I found it very interesting.

[Fuyuki]: There just happened to be a drama shortage recently, what's the name of the movie?

[Tokyo]: Cough, "Yokohama 007: Who Is Undercover".

[Fuyuki]: It sounds like a small online film, so it must have never been shown in theaters, right?

[Tokyo]: ...No.

[Yokohama]: Wow, my name is even in this movie!I will definitely look for it when I go back, but now I have to find a way to get through this embarrassing face-to-face QAQ

[Tokyo]: ...Well, the Internet is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship.

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In the end, this face-to-face meeting, which was very coincidental in every way, was finally over. The few people made an appointment to continue playing games together, and went back to their respective homes.

By the way, Yoko returned to Yokohama by Sakaguchi Ango's car.

"Thank you, Ango-san."

When getting out of the car, the girl said sincerely: "You are willing to drive me back, you are really a good person."

"It's nothing, just drop by." Ango Sakaguchi adjusted his glasses, his tone was complicated and difficult to distinguish: "That... Forget it, miss Yoko, please take care, Yokohama can't live without you."

Yoko:? ? ?

This gentleman is too polite.

She blinked suspiciously, and replied politely: "Then Mr. Ango, take care too. Young talents like you are the pillars of Yokohama."

Ango Sakaguchi hesitated to speak, he suppressed the desire to complain, nodded slightly at the girl, and drove away.

Yoko scratched his hair, and as soon as he pushed open the door of the righteous school, Akutagawa rushed over furiously: "Senior, you lied to me, it is impossible to become stronger like this!"

"You finally found out...well, no, I've already said that I'm not your senior."

Yoko smiled like a kind old mother, and asked him, "Why does Akutagawa-kun think I'm lying to you?"

"Mr. Chuya came to see me doing pull-ups, so he told me!"

——Why are you talking so much, Chuya?

As Akutagawa said, he showed his angry face again, and the black cloth blade was ready to strike: "It's too much, why should you, a person full of lies, be favored by Mr. Dazai!"

—Poor child, when will you find out that your Dazai-san tells far more lies than I do.

Yoko cleared his throat: "Ahem, you're talking nonsense even if you don't listen to it."

Her eyes were gentle and her tone was kind: "You probably don't know yet. Chuya and your Mr. Dazai are old enemies. When they meet, they will fight each other. You are Dazai's disciple and subordinate, and you will be his direct subordinate in the future." , Zhong Ye naturally dislikes you."

I'm sorry, Chuya.

"And I—" Yoko patted his chest, and said earnestly: "I am your master's close friend, and I have accepted his entrustment. The only person in this world who wants you to become stronger, besides your master, is me... Oh, and your sister. Anyway, when your master comes back, you will still cook the same as before, so I won’t be able to explain to him, don’t you think so?”

"Yes, is that so?"

Akutagawa's attitude was relaxed, but he still hesitated.

"Of course! Let me think about it. You have done pull-ups for three days. It's time to change your training plan."

Yoko patted Akutagawa's shoulder: "Do 1 handstand push-ups with Rashomon every day, can you do it, Akutagawa-kun?"

Akutagawa frowned: "It can be done, but I don't think it's useful—"

"Don't you think, I want me to think."

Yoko's smile narrowed, and his eyes became sharper: "Don't underestimate handstand push-ups. Do you remember what Dazai was most worried about before he left? What he was most worried about was your non-turning brain. In other words, what he was worried about was Your IQ, Akutagawa-kun!"

"Whether it's pull-ups or handstand push-ups, it will help you improve your shortcomings in this area."

The girl's tone was slightly aggravated, and her serious expression was very convincing:

"When your feet are off the ground, the virus is shut down, and the smart IQ takes the high ground again."

In short, Akutagawa was fooled by Yoko again and obediently did handstand push-ups.And Yoko turned around and called Chuya.

She lowered her voice: "What are you doing, don't talk too much!"

"Huh? I should be the one who said that, right? What are you doing? That Akutagawa is going to be ruined by you and Dazai."

"Do you think I'm willing to be a villain? Who am I doing this for?" Yoko wiped away tears of bitterness that didn't exist, and his voice sounded particularly tired: "Humans are always growing up against the wall. How foolish Akutagawa A few times, let him find out that he was cheated, so that the number of times he will be cheated will be reduced in the future."

"Yes, is it?"

"Of course!" Yoko said convincingly: "From a certain point of view, I am protecting him. It is better to be deceived by me than to be deceived by the enemy and die later."

"Well... what you said seems to make sense."

Hearing Yoko's well-founded analysis, Chuya's arrogance immediately dropped.

"Cough, I blamed you, sorry."

"It's okay, we're friends, I don't blame you." Yoko said with a smile.

"Speaking of which..." Zhong also suddenly remembered something, and said unhappily, "I lost a year's salary in the last game, what's the matter with you? Did you really promise Dazai?"

"No, that guy is too treacherous! He lied to me!"

With a sad face, Yoko recounted the whole thing emphatically, and Chuya immediately shared the same hatred with her: "Dazai, this guy is really bad!"

"That's right." Yoko said angrily, "If I don't take revenge, I'll eat my brass sculpture by the school gate!"

"Then your teeth are pretty good." Zhong also complained, and then asked suspiciously: "How do you plan to take revenge?"

"Hmm... fooling his future direct subordinates?"

"So you are still lying to Akutagawa! I found that you are getting worse and worse. Did that mackerel lead you astray?"

Yoko resolutely threw the blame away: "That's right, that mackerel. It's all his fault, I'm not pure now!"

After Nakaya lied, Yoko hung up the phone and went to find Odasaku who was patrolling the port.

Seeing the red-haired youth, she rushed over and grabbed Odasaku's sleeve.

"Odasaku Odasaku, if I become bad, can I still be your little princess?"

"Ah Heng?" Seeing Yoko's sudden appearance, Odasaku froze for a moment.

After thinking for a while, he said: "The fetters won't change just because the other party becomes someone. And Ah Heng has become bad..."

Oda Saku held his chin in thought for a moment, then shook his head: "I can't imagine it, after all, Ah Heng is such a gentle child."

"Odasaku, I really like you the most~"

Yoko shook Odasaku's sleeve coquettishly: "Valentine's Day will be in a few days, and I will give you my own chocolate~"

"Hey, is it okay? It's better for Ah Heng to give it to someone he likes?"

"It doesn't matter, I'll give it to you."

"Thank you in advance." Odasaku rubbed Yoko's head: "After I get off work, do you want to go and see how the house is being built?"

"Go, go, and bring Sakule and the others with you!"

——Sakule, Xingsuke, Shinji, Yu, and Kemi, these are the names of the five children adopted by Odasaku years ago.

"At that time, I will go to school to pick them up after school.

……

Then, on Valentine's Day, Dazai, who was on a business trip in Hakata, not only received Yoko's Giri chocolate, but also received a package from Akutagawa.

He opened it and saw that it was a pink skirt with a note from Akutagawa——

"I hope Mr. Dazai will always think of me when he wears it."

Dazai:? ? ?

The author has something to say: This group of [-]-year-olds obviously aimed at Ah Heng, but they all suspected the friendly army in the end~

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Thank you Spicy Ribs for throwing two mines, I love you~